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# The Humble
Dog
The dog (Q144 on Wikidata) is the name of a four legged mammal
that enjoys things such as running, eating, and sleeping. They are
common to find in houses around the world as pets as well as working
animals (like on farms, with the police, in the army, in therapy, as
well as in other work).
Thanks to man's ability to selectively breed animals, our ancestors,
during the Late Pleistocene (roughly between c. 129,000 and c. 11,700
years ago), were able to domesticate wolves when humans were just
hunter-gatherers, and in fact, it is thought that the dog was the first
animal we were able to domesticate.
- Dogs can be used to help humans in work, like farm dogs. A farmer
will have a dog (breeds like Border Collie, Old English Sheepdog,
Koolie, Welsh Sheepdog) and use them to help with livestock by shouting
basic commands; «Come by» to go to the left of the animals, «Stand» to
stop moving, «Walk up» to go closer to the animals, and other commands
to help in rounding up animals (see: photo
1, photo
2, photo
3, and photo
4 of farm dogs in action).
- Police dogs can be used to sniff out narcotics thanks to the
animal's strong sense of smell.
- Therapy dogs also exist, sometimes found in schools - certain dogs
are naturally very calm and gentle, so they are a perfect match for
locations like these.
- And possibly the most useful of all, guide dogs that have been
trained to help the blind move around places like the busy city.
Thanks to this, the dog has often been cited as «man's best friend»,
that is to say, the dog will always be man's friend, as the dog will
unconditionally love us.
The 1911
Encyclopædia Britannica talks about dogs, albeit in a clinical
way:
DOG, the English generic term for the quadruped of
the domesticated variety of Canis[.]
[...]
The dog is generally easily managed, and although H. C. Brooke of
Welling, Kent, succeeded in making a wolf fairly tractable, the
experience of others has been the reverse of encouraging. G. Cuvier
gives an interesting account of a young wolf which, having been trained
to follow his master, showed affection and submission scarcely inferior
to the domesticated dog. During the absence from home of his owner the
wolf was sent to a menagerie, but pined for his master and would
scarcely take any food for a considerable time. At length, however, he
became attached to his keepers and appeared to have forgotten his former
associate. At the end of eighteen months his master returned, and, the
moment his voice was heard, the wolf recognized him and lavished on him
the most affectionate caresses. A still longer separation followed, but
the wolf again remembered his old associate and showed great affection
upon his return. Such an association proves that there is very little
difference between the dog and the wolf in recognition of man as an
object of affection and veneration. H. C. Brooke succeeded in training
his wolf so well that it was no uncommon sight to see the latter
following his master like a dog. The wolf did not like strangers,
however, and was very shy in their presence.
Dogs and humans, it is fair to say, are best friends. Where there is
a dog, there are humans, and where there are humans, dog is not far
behind.
# I'm a
wild woof, why would I want to get domesticated?
If you're a wild wolf who is living around 30,000 years ago, there
are some noticeable benefits to living with humans, namely...
- Fire: Mankind can control, or at least consistently
start, fires, meaning you have a good heat source during Winter or cold
times. Humans also offer you another heat source with their bodies if
you lie with them; in cases like this, the bond can grow stronger.
- Your pack grows: Bigger numbers mean more
protection for you; it also means more mouths to feed, but...
- Humans can hunt bigger animals: Humans are
countless, so they can kill bigger animals than you can with things like
tools, and because you help with the hunt and/or you are a part of the
wolf-human pack, humans will see you as their own and feed you, even if
this doesn't always benefit them.
- Humans are nice: Most humans, especially ones in
your pack, are just nice and will do things like talk to you (even if
you don't speak the same language), pet you, and come to your aid if you
are hurt. They don't ask for much in return; they mostly want a
friend.
So, if you are a wolf and are considering becoming a domestic animal,
there are some of the pros. Admittedly, it's only a short list, but this
will greatly increase your life. Not only are you happier (humans and
dogs release a happy hormone when together (oxytocin)), but also your
life expectancy will go up as well.
It's difficult to reject this win-win offer, especially as hunting
can be hard for you, even at the best of times; the same goes for
keeping warm. Humans also know how to make shelter, or be it a rather
rudimentary one at the moment, but a shelter nonetheless, so any pups
you may have will have a better chance of entaring adulthood and
breeding: Your family tree could last for countless years!
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# Famous Dogs
Some famous dogs include, but not limited to:
# In Fiction...
Due to our close connection, dogs in folklore, media, as well as
written stories have and will keep appearing. Here is just a small
collection of made-up dogs:-
- Snoopy: A household name and maybe one of the most
famous dogs, as seen in the Peanuts comic. Sadly not real.
- K-9: The loyal computer
dog of the fourth incarnation of the Doctor (played by Tom Baker) who
helps the Time Lord during his travels in time and space.
- Gelert: A Welsh folktale
dog from the 12th or 13th century. The story goes that Llywelyn ab
Iorwerth came back home from hunting to find that Gelert the dog had
killed his child, so as revenge, Llywelyn strikes the dog with his sword
and kills Gelert, only to then hear the cries of his baby, safe under
their cradle, along with a dead wolf, with whom had been killed by
Gelert protecting the child. Overcome with remorse, Llywelyn buries the
dog with great ceremony, but can still hear Gelert's crying yelp, never
to smile again.
- Saint Guinefort: Was a 13th-century greyhound dog
who received local veneration as a folk saint. The story behind this
saint is almost a one-to-one of that of Gelert, although this dog
lived in Lyon, France (see also this modern
illustration of the dog).
- Sirius: Lord of the Dog Star: Was a deeply powerful
and telepathic god-like dog in 1967's The Starlight Barking who
foretold a nuclear holocaust on Earth, encouraging all of dogkind to
come with them to another planet to save them from this possible event
(no, really).
- Gromit: The loyal pooch of Wallace in Wallace
& Gromit and helps his human friend out of trouble many a
time.
- Rowf and Snitter: Two dogs from
the book (and later movie) The Plague Dogs by Richard Adams
(who also wrote Watership Down) that follows these two dogs in the
cruelty that mankind can gift upon them.
- The black dog: English folklore animal that is said
to be a hellhound. The beast has red, sometimes yellow, glowing eyes and
is connected to the Devil and is am omen of death. The Hound of the
Baskervilles, a Sherlock Holmes book by Arthur Conan Doyle, was
inspired by the black dog.
- Roobarb: From the TV show of the same name, Roobarb
is a green cartoon dog who gets up to silly and fun misadventures with
his cat friend, Custard. Yeah, it's a kid's show,
but it's harmless fun; plus, the DIY look and feel of the show really
boosts the enjoyment, worth a watch even if just to enjoy the electric
guitar theme song.
- Toto: From the Oz series of books, but
best remembered being played by Terry the dog in the much loved
Wizard of Oz 1939 movie along side Judy Garland.
- The Heeler family: from the Bluey series that stars
the titular character and her sister Bingo, dad Bandit, and mum Chilli
in this highly successful children's TV series that also sees a lot of
love from older, adult viewers.
- Scooby Doo: Famous detective.
# In Reality...
- Abuwtiyuw (also transcribed as
Abutiu): was a dog who lived in the Sixth Dynasty of
ancient Egypt and who received an elaborate ceremonial burial on request
of a pharaoh, a pharaoh who we don't actually know their name as it was
not recorded. This dog is unique as it's one of the first individual
given names for an animal (as in, like, how Cass is a name and human is
the species; Abuwtiyuw was their name) that we are aware of.
- Белка and Стрелка
(Belka and Strelka): two Soviet dogs
who spent a day inside of Sputnik 5 in 1960, making them the first
Earthlings to orbit our home planet. They made it
back home safely, and in fact, a number of their offspring are still
around, even today.
- Commander: A dog belonging to Genocide Joe during
his time as President - the dog, whom Governor Kristi Noem called
«dangerous and unpredictable», was known for biting White House staff
(the dog, not Kristi Noem). Here's
a cute photo of Commander when he was still a pup, another
photo, and finally Commander
older.
- Negro Matapacos (Black
Cop-Killer): A dog from Chile who took part in a number of
protests between 2011 and '13, attacking members of the Chilean national
gendarmerie, who have power over the entire national territory of
Chile.
# Credits
and Notes
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