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a_baked_ham

# A Baked Ham

Should be Kentucky cured and at least two years old. Soak in water over night.

Put on stove in cold water. Let it simmer one hour for each pound. Allow it to stand in that water over night.

Remove skin, cover with brown sugar and biscuit or cracker crumbs, sticking in whole cloves. Bake slowly until well browned, basting at intervals with the juices. Do not carve until it is cold.

This is the way real Kentucky housekeepers cook Kentucky ham.

# Credits and Notes

An ill cook should have a good cleaver.
- Owen Meredith (pseudonym used by Robert Bulwer-Lytton; 1831 - 1891; Q335493 on Wikidata).


a_sauce_for_hot_meats

# A Sauce for Hot Meats

# Ingredients

# Credits and Notes

A warmed-up dinner was never worth much
- Boileau (1636 - 1711; Q188857 on Wikidata).


abbrev

# abbrev

abbrev: /@·breev'/, /@·brev'/, n.

Common abbreviation for 'abbreviation'.

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abend

# ABEND

ABEND: /a´bend/, /@·bend´/, n.

[ABnormal END]

1. Abnormal termination (of software); crash; lossage. Derives from an error message on the IBM 360; used jokingly by hackers but seriously mainly by code grinders. Usually capitalized, but may appear as ‘abend'. Hackers will try to persuade you that ABEND is called abend because it is what system operators do to the machine late on Friday when they want to call it a day, and hence is from the German Abend = ‘Evening'.

2. [alt.callahans] Absent By Enforced Net Deprivation - used in the subject lines of postings warning friends of an imminent loss of Internet access. (This can be because of computer downtime, loss of provider, moving or illness.) Variants of this also appear: ABVND = ‘Absent By Voluntary Net Deprivation' and ABSEND = ‘Absent By Self-Enforced Net Deprivation' have been sighted.

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accumulator

# accumulator

accumulator: n. obs.

1. Archaic term for a register. On-line use of it as a synonym for register is a fairly reliable indication that the user has been around for quite a while and/or that the architecture under discussion is quite old. The term in full is almost never used of microprocessor registers, for example, though symbolic names for arithmetic registers beginning in ‘A' derive from historical use of the term accumulator (and not, actually, from ‘arithmetic'). Confusingly, though, an ‘A' register name prefix may also stand for address, as for example on the Motorola 680x0 family.

2. A register being used for arithmetic or logic (as opposed to addressing or a loop index), especially one being used to accumulate a sum or count of many items. This use is in context of a particular routine or stretch of code. «The FOOBAZ routine uses A3 as an accumulator.»

3. One's in-basket (esp. among old-timers who might use sense 1). «You want this reviewed? Sure, just put it in the accumulator.» (See stack.)

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ack

# ACK

ACK: /ak/, interj.

1. [common; from the ASCII mnemonic for 0000110] Acknowledge. Used to register one's presence (compare mainstream Yo!). An appropriate response to ping or ENQ.

2. [from the comic strip Bloom County] An exclamation of surprised disgust, esp. in «Ack pffft!» Semi-humorous. Generally this sense is not spelled in caps (ACK) and is distinguished by a following exclamation point.

3. Used to politely interrupt someone to tell them you understand their point (see NAK). Thus, for example, you might cut off an overly long explanation with «Ack. Ack. Ack. I get it now».

4. An affirmative. «Think we ought to ditch that damn NT server for a Linux box?» «ACK!»

There is also a usage «ACK?» (from sense 1) meaning «Are you there?», often used in email when earlier mail has produced no reply, or during a lull in talk mode to see if the person has gone away (the standard humorous response is of course NAK, i.e., «I'm not here»).

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acme

# Acme

Acme: n.

[from Greek akme highest point of perfection or achievement] The canonical supplier of bizarre, elaborate, and nonfunctional gadgetry - where Rube Goldberg and Heath Robinson (two cartoonists who specialized in elaborate contraptions) shop. The name has been humorously expanded as A (or American) Company Making Everything. (In fact, Acme was a real brand sold from Sears Roebuck catalogs in the early 1900s.) Describing some X as an «Acme X» either means «This is insanely great», or, more likely, «This looks insanely great on paper, but in practice it's really easy to shoot yourself in the foot with it.» Compare pistol.

This term, specially cherished by American hackers and explained here for the benefit of our overseas brethren, comes from the Warner Brothers' series of «Roadrunner» cartoons. In these cartoons, the famished Wile E. Coyote was forever attempting to catch up with, trap, and eat the Roadrunner. His attempts usually involved one or more hightechnology Rube Goldberg devices - rocket jetpacks, catapults, magnetic traps, highpowered slingshots, etc. These were usually delivered in large wooden crates labeled prominently with the Acme name - which, probably not by coincidence, was the trade name of a peg bar system for superimposing animation cels used by cartoonists since forever. Acme devices invariably malfunctioned in improbable and violent ways.

2026 saw the release of Coyote vs. Acme (coyotevsacme.com), a movie infamous for being shelved by Warner Bros for the sake of a tax write-off, but thanks to public backlash, finally came out in cinema to great sucess.

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ad_hockery

# ad-hockery

ad-hockery: /ad·hok'@r·ee/, n.

[Purdue]

1. Gratuitous assumptions made inside certain programs, esp. expert systems, which lead to the appearance of semi-intelligent behavior but are in fact entirely arbitrary. For example, fuzzy-matching of input tokens that might be typing errors against a symbol table can make it look as though a program knows how to spell.

2. Special-case code to cope with some awkward input that would otherwise cause a program to choke, presuming normal inputs are dealt with in some cleaner and more regular way.

Also called ad-hackery, ad-hocity (/ad-hos'@-tee/), ad-crockery. See also ELIZA effect.

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address_harvester

# address harvester

address harvester: n.

A robot that searches web pages and/or filters netnews traffic looking for valid email addresses. Some address harvesters are benign, used only for compiling address directories. Most, unfortunately, are run by miscreants compiling address lists to spam. Address harvesters can be foiled by a teergrube.

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adger

# adger

adger: /aj'r/, vt.

[UCLA mutant of nadger, poss. also from the middle name of an infamous tenured graduate student] To make a bonehead move with consequences that could have been foreseen with even slight mental effort. E.g., «He started removing files and promptly adgered the whole project». Compare dumbass attack.

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aelplermagronen

A swiss favorite, Älplermagronen combines pretty much everything you have at your disposal in your alpine chalet. It's the definition of comfort food for the Swiss.

# Ingredients

Feel free to vary these amounts, it's not like this is anything strict.

# Directions

  1. Fry bacon cubes in pot (this pot will be used for everything so choose an appropriately large one).
  2. Cut onions into half-rings and let them sweat in the same pot. Add some butter if your bacon was not fatty enough.
  3. Peel potatoes and cut them into ~1 cm/half inch cubes.
  4. When the onions have become sufficiently cooked, add potatoes.
  5. Top everything with milk and let the potatoes cook for about 10 minutes.
  6. Add macaroni and the remaining milk to cover everything. Most of the milk will be absorbed by the macaroni.
  7. Shred your cheese.
  8. A minute or two before the macaroni are done, add the shredded cheese into the pot. It should appear a bit too runny in the pot. While cooling it will increase in viscosity quite a bit. If the final texture is not creamy enough, it is most likely due to using the wrong cheese.
  9. Season to taste. (Needs quite a bit of salt). Nutmeg also works well here.
  10. Serve with apple sauce. Should be eaten together, not as a dessert.

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afghanistan

# Afghanistan 🇦🇫

Ahmad Shah DURRANI unified the Pashtun tribes and founded Afghanistan in 1747. The country served as a buffer between the British and Russian Empires until it won independence from notional British control in 1919. A brief experiment in increased democracy ended in a 1973 coup and a 1978 communist countercoup. The Soviet Union invaded in 1979 to support the tottering Afghan communist regime, touching off a long and destructive war. Internationally supported anti-communist mujahidin rebels forced the USSR to withdraw in 1989. A series of subsequent civil wars saw Kabul finally fall in 1996 to the Taliban, a hardline Pakistani-sponsored movement. Following the 2001-09-11 terrorist attacks, a US and Allied military action toppled the Taliban for sheltering Usama BIN LADIN.

A UN-sponsored Bonn Conference in 2001 established a process for political reconstruction that included the adoption of a new constitution, a presidential election in 2004, and National Assembly elections in 2005. In 2004, Hamid KARZAI became the first democratically elected president of Afghanistan, and he was reelected in 2009. Ashraf Ghani AHMADZAI succeeded him as president in 2014 following a disputed election. The Taliban conducted an insurgency for two decades against the Afghan Government and forces from the United States and other countries. In February 2020, the US and the Taliban signed an agreement that led to the withdrawal of international forces in exchange for commitments on counterterrorism and other assurances. The Taliban took over Afghanistan on 2021-08-15.

The Taliban established an all-male interim leadership structure dominated by Pashtun clerics under the leadership of Haivatrullah AKHUNDZADA. The Taliban issued numerous edicts that constrained women's mobility, ability to study and work, and access to education beyond primary school. To date, no country has recognized the Taliban as the government of Afghanistan.

# Flag

Description: three equal vertical bands of black (left), red, and green, with the national emblem in white centered on the red band and slightly overlapping the other bands; the emblem shows a mosque with a pulpit and flags on either side; below the mosque are Eastern Arabic numerals for the solar year 1298 (1919 in the Gregorian calendar, the year of Afghan independence from the UK); a border of wheat sheaves circles the mosque; above the mosque is an Arabic inscription of the Shahada (Muslim creed), with rays of the rising sun over the Takbir (Arabic expression meaning «God is great»); under the mosque is a scroll with the name Afghanistan

Meaning: black stands for the past, and red for the blood shed for independence; green can represent hope for the future, agricultural prosperity, or Islam

History: Afghanistan had more changes to its national flag in the 20th century – 19 by one count – than any other country; the colors black, red, and green appeared on most of them

Note: the United States has not recognized the Taliban or any other entity as the government of Afghanistan and, accordingly, continues to display the flag of Afghanistan as set forth in the country's constitution of 2004

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from The World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this using text that was written by the US government, please be aware that might not only be US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


aglio_e_olio

# Spaghetti aglio e oli

Aglio e olio, pasta with garlic and olive oil, is one of the simplest yet greatest pasta dishes of all time. It's quick, easy, and uses a lot of basic pantry ingredients which makes this a convenient weeknight meal.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat a large skillet on medium-high heat, start cooking the pasta.
  2. Finely slice or mince the garlic and finely chop the parsley.
  3. Add the oil and garlic to the skillet and gently cook it until it's lightly golden brown.
  4. Add the red pepper flakes to the skillet and turn down the heat to let its flavor infuse the oil.
  5. When the pasta has finished cooking, drain it, and reserve at least around a cup of the cooking water.
  6. Now add the drained pasta with some of the cooking water to the skillet and toss vigorously. The starch in the pasta water will help the sauce emulsify and get it to the right consistency.
  7. At the very last second add the parsley, to preserve its freshness. Adjust the seasoning to taste if necessary.

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ai

# Artificial Intelligence

AI or Artificial Intelligence (Q11660 on Wikidata) is a stain on mankind's long and complex history, made to make us stupid and pick our noses. Humans have painted on cave walls, danced a billion times, sung the greatest love songs, made the wolf our friend, dreamt of planets trillions of light-years away, and tried to reach them. AI compacts our love and passion into crap on your computer or phone screen.

Why try when AI can hold your hand? Your computer AI friend will never replace the raw love and passion that humans have.

 Beethoven's 5th, van Gogh's love and passion
 through it all, the first time you hear "She
 Loves You" - AI will never have that. AI will
 never have its own amazing sound as the terror
 of War of The Worlds, it will never know the
 cosmic horror of Dracula, it can never fall in
 love for the first time and wonder of
 the stars above and see the day break. Moo.
     \  (__)
      \ (oo)
         \/-------\
          ||     | \
          ||----||  *

# What is AI?

AI as a term has been around for a long time - a lot of people hear the word «Artificial Intelligence» and think of big companies like OpenAI's ChatGPT or xAI's Grok, but AI has been around for some time now.

AI is also used for video games. 1993's groundbreaking Doom used Artificial Intelligence for its NPC characters

The 2020s saw the rise in AI chatbots; a lot of the time, they would scrape the Internet for text, reading, learning, and hopefully understanding human language.

Artificial intelligence is the use of computer code to produce some form of intelligence, no matter how actually intelligent. This can range from basic state machines with RNG or weighted comparisons to neural networks and generative AI.


air_fryer_zucchini

# Air Fryer Zucchini

This is a quick and easy zucchini recipe for the air fryer.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop the zucchinis into medium-sized squares
  2. Put zucchini into a bowl and lightly add olive oil, season salt, garlic powder (optional), and onion powder (optional)
  3. Cook in air fryer for 8 minutes at 400 F or until crispy.

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akrotiri_and_dhekelia

# Akrotiri and Dhekelia 🇬🇧

By terms of the 1960 Treaty of Establishment that created the independent Republic of Cyprus, the United Kingdom retained full sovereignty and jurisdiction over two areas of almost 254 sq km (98 sq mi) – Akrotiri and Dhekelia. The southernmost and smaller of the two is Akrotiri Sovereign Base Area, which is also referred to as the Western Sovereign Base Area. The larger area is the Dhekelia Sovereign Base Area, which is also referred to as the Eastern Sovereign Base Area.

British extraterritorial rights also extended to several small off-post sites scattered across Cyprus; of the Sovereign Base Area land, 60% is privately owned and farmed, 20% is owned by the UK Ministry of Defense, and 20% is SBA Crown land.

# Flag

The flag of the UK is used.

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from The World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this being written by the US government, please be aware that it is not only US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


alabama_dressing

# Alabama Dressing

# Ingredients

# Directions

Make this carefully into a smooth and well blended mayonnaise. It will take fully 1/2 hour, but the success of the dressing depends upon the mayonnaise. Now stir in slowly 1/2 bottle chili sauce until well mixed with the mayonnaise. Then chop together very fine 1 bunch of chives, 3 hard boiled eggs, 2 pimentos, 1/2 green pepper; add paprika and salt to taste and mix well with the mayonnaise.

This will make about 1 quart of dressing. It should be kept in a cool place and covered when not in use. It will keep a long time.

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alan_turing

# Alan Turing

Alan Turing (1912-06-23 - 1954-05-07; Q7251 on Wikidata) was a brilliant British mathematician who laid foundations for computer science and is generally considered the father of the field. He created the mathematical model of a computer (Turing's machine), showed its computational limits, and predicted the importance of computers and artificial intelligence. His ideas were far ahead of his time and became fully appreciated only much later, after his death. He also significantly helped with cracking Nazi ciphers during World War II.

Despite being a large reason why the British, and by extension the Allies, were able to defeat Nazi Germany and the Axis powers, life after the war was unkind to Turing. 1952 saw him being prosecuted for anti-homosexual acts, being forced to take hormone treatment so he would be chemically castrated.

In June 1954, Alan Turing died due to cyanide poisoning, which many suspected to be a suicide. An official public apology for the way he was treated was given in 2009 by Prime Minister Gordon Brown, and then he was pardoned in 2013 by Queen Elizabeth II.

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albania

# Albania 🇦🇱

After declaring independence from the Ottoman Empire in 1912, Albania experienced a period of political upheaval that led to a short-lived monarchy, which ended in 1939 when Italy conquered the country. Germany then occupied Albania in 1943, and communist partisans took over the country in 1944. Albania allied itself first with the USSR (until 1960) and then with China (until 1978). In the early 1990s, Albania ended communist rule and established a multiparty democracy.

Government-endorsed pyramid schemes in 1997 led to economic collapse and civil disorder, which only ended when UN peacekeeping troops intervened. In 1999, some 450,000 ethnic Albanians fled from Kosovo to Albania to escape the war with the Serbs. Albania joined NATO in 2009 and became an official candidate for EU membership in 2014.

# Flag

Description: red with a black two-headed eagle in the center

Meaning: Albanians traditionally see themselves as descendants of the eagle; they refer to themselves as «Shqiptare,» which translates as «sons of the eagle»

History: the design is said to originate with 15th-century Albanian hero Georgi Kastrioti SKANDERBEG, who led a successful uprising against the Ottoman Turks

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from The World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this being written by the US government, please be aware that it is not only US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


albuminous_beverages

# Albuminous Beverages

When a large amount of nutriment is required the albuminized drinks are valuable.

The egg is a fluid food until its albumen is coagulated by heat. Often the white of egg, dissolved in water or milk, and flavored, is given when the yolk cannot be digested, as 30 per cent. of the yolk is fat. Egg-nog is very nutritious, and is extensively prescribed in certain non-febrile diseases, especially for the forced alimentation of phthisis and melancholia. There are occasional cases of bilious habit, in which eggs to be digested must be beaten in wine. But the combination of egg, milk and sugar with alcohol, which constitutes egg-nog, is apt to produce nausea and vomiting in a feeble stomach, especially in fever. For this reason whole eggs are unfit for fever patients, and the whites only should be used.

Albuminized drinks are most easily prepared cold. When a hot liquid is used, it must be poured very slowly into the well-beaten egg, stirring constantly, so that lumps of coagulated albumen do not form.

For the Diabetic. In all the albuminous drinks substitute Sweetina for the sugar. The fuel value will be 60 calories less in every recipe than when one tablespoon of sugar is used.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Alida Frances Pattee, author of «Practical Dietetics», «an invaluable book for the home» (to quote The Suffrage Cook Book (1915)).


algeria

# Algeria 🇩🇿

Algeria has known many empires and dynasties, including the ancient Numidians (3rd century B.C.), Phoenicians, Carthaginians, Romans, Vandals, Byzantines, over a dozen different Arab and Amazigh dynasties, Spaniards, and Ottoman Turks. Under the Turks, the Barbary pirates operated from North Africa and preyed on shipping, from about 1500 until the French captured Algiers in 1830. The French southward conquest of Algeria proceeded throughout the 19th century and was marked by many atrocities. A bloody eight-year struggle culminated in Algerian independence in 1962.

Algeria's long-dominant political party, the National Liberation Front (FLN), was established in 1954 as part of the struggle for independence and has since played a large role in politics, though it is falling out of favor with the youth. The Government of Algeria in 1988 instituted a multi-party system in response to public unrest, but the surprising first-round success of the Islamic Salvation Front (FIS) in the 1991 legislative election led the Algerian military to intervene and postpone the second round of elections to prevent what the secular elite feared would be an extremist-led government from assuming power. An army crackdown on the FIS escalated into an FIS insurgency and intense violence from 1992-98 that resulted in over 100,000 deaths, many of which were attributed to extremist groups massacring villagers. The government gained the upper hand by the late 1990s, and FIS's armed wing, the Islamic Salvation Army, disbanded in 2000. FIS membership is now illegal.

In 1999, Abdelaziz BOUTEFLIKA won the presidency with the backing of the military, in an election that was boycotted by several candidates protesting alleged fraud. He won subsequent elections in 2004, 2009, and 2014. Widespread protests against his decision to seek a fifth term broke out in early 2019. BOUTEFLIKA resigned in April 2019, and in December 2019, Algerians elected former Prime Minister Abdelmadjid TEBBOUNE as the country's new president. A longtime FLN member, TEBBOUNE ran for president as an independent. In 2020, Algeria held a constitutional referendum on governmental reforms, which TEBBOUNE enacted in 2021. Subsequent reforms to the national electoral law introduced open-list voting to curb corruption. The new law also eliminated gender quotas in Parliament, and the 2021 legislative elections saw female representation plummet. The referendum, parliamentary elections, and local elections saw record-low voter turnout.

# Flag

Two equal vertical bands of green (hoist side) and white; a red, five-pointed star within a red crescent centered over the two-color boundary; the colors represent Islam (green), purity and peace (white), and liberty (red); the crescent and star are also Islamic symbols, but the crescent is more closed than those of other Muslim countries because Algerians believe the long crescent horns bring happiness

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from The World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this being written by the US government, please be aware that it is not only US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


aljotta

# Aljotta

Aljotta («jo» as in «Yo!») is a traditional Maltese light fish soup with roots in french bouillabaisse and similarly refers to the method of serving the fish that are cooked in it. The most appropriate fish to use for both the stock and the accompanying meal are ‘clean' white fish that don't turn the broth cloudy, ideally stargazers, monkfish, red gurnard, and moray eels but also hake, mullets, cod and haddock. There are a some variants; restaurant versions could very well include lemon juice and shellfish which I don't associate with aljotta. Rice eventually became a staple with it and how much you put in is up to you. I recommend just a little. In fact, there are no ingredient amounts; the picture should give you an idea of the density you're going for. Fresh herbs are a must.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cook some rice and set aside. White short-grain is best but other types will do as long as it's not starchy. Don't use arborio or sushi rice.
  2. Prepare the stock, possibly the day before, by boiling fish and fish bones in a tall stock pot on medium heat for 1-2 hours. It's customary to have loose chunks of fish in the soup so you can boil the fish and separate the meat as it starts to cook. As an example, the head, tail, skin and spine from the anglerfish fillet recipe were used to make stock, then half a fillet and meat that separated from the offal became part of the soup.
  3. In a pot, heat some oil on low heat and add in the onions. Saute until translucent.
  4. Add the garlic, tomato, herbs and salt if desired. Switch to medium heat, stirring occasionally until the water starts to boil.
  5. Add the fish and let simmer on low heat until the fish are cooked thoroughly, being careful not to break them. Turn the heat off and add the olive oil.
  6. Take the fish out to be served separately. They are traditionally served topped with olive oil and a squeeze of lemon with steamed vegetables.
  7. If you are using lemon juice or rice, add them to each serving according to your preference.
  8. Leave some for tomorrow. It always tastes better the next day.

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almeirim_stone_soup

# Almeirim Stone Soup

It is truly emblematic of Portuguese cuisine, as it uses all of the ingredients available in order to waste no food.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a saucepan, boil the kidney beans with the pig's ear, sausages, pork belly, onions, garlic and bay leaf in some water and add a well-washed stone. Season with the olive oil and salt and pepper to taste.
  2. If necessary, add more water while it's boiling.
  3. Once the meat is cooked, take it out and reserve, then add the diced potatoes and cilantro to the pot.
  4. Let the potatoes cook on medium to high heat for about 30-35 minutes.
  5. Once the potatoes are well cooked, you can remove the pot from the heat, add the previously chopped meat back in and stir it well.
  6. Pour into bowls and serve.

# Story

A poor friar who was on a pilgrimage stopped in the village of Almeirim and knocked on the door of a house. He was too proud to beg for a bite to eat, so instead, he requested a large pot in which he could make «a delicious and filling.......stone soup». With arched eyebrows and curious glances, the family invited him into their home and set up a large pot over flickering flames and filled with water. Slowly walking up to the ironclad cauldron, the friar reached into his deep pocket to produce a smooth and well-cleaned stone that he promptly dropped into the boiling water. A little while later he tasted the soup and said that it needed a touch of seasoning. So the wife brought him some salt to add, to which he suggested that maybe a little bit of chouriço (sausage), or pork belly, would be better. Graciously, she obliged and dropped several thick slices into the pot. Then, the friar asked if she might not have a little something to enrich the soup, such as potatoes or beans from a previous meal. With a broad smile, she agreed, and added a healthy portion into the bubbling water. This banter continued back and forth between the family and the friar before he finally announced that he had indeed made a very delicious and filling soup. When the soup was done, the friar fished the stone out of the pot, washed and dried it off, and plopped it back in his pocket for the next time. - According to the people of Almeirim

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amber_marmalade

# Amber Marmalade

# Ingredients

# Directions

Slice very thin. Measure the fruit and add 3 times the quantity of water. Stand in an earthen dish over night and in morning boil for ten minutes. Stand another night and the second morning add pint for pint of sugar and boil steadily until it jellies.

This should make 8 or 10 glasses but the size of fruit determines the quantity. Stir as little as possible during the two hours or more of the cooking which it requires. Do not use the rind of the grape fruit.

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american_samoa

# American Samoa 🇦🇸

Tutuila – the largest island in American Samoa – was settled by 1000 B.C., and the island served as a refuge for exiled chiefs and defeated warriors from the other Samoan islands. The Manu'a Islands, which are also now part of American Samoa, developed a traditional chiefdom that maintained autonomy by controlling oceanic trade. In 1722, Dutch explorer Jacob ROGGEVEEN was the first European to sail through the Manu'a Islands, and he was followed by French explorer Louis Antoine DE BOUGAINVILLE in 1768. Whalers and missionaries arrived in American Samoa in the 1830s, but American and European traders tended to favor the port in Apia – now in independent Samoa – over the smaller and less-developed Pago Pago on Tutuila. In the mid-1800s, a dispute arose in Samoa over control of the Samoan archipelago, with different chiefs gaining support from Germany, the UK, and the US. In 1872, the high chief of Tutuila offered the US exclusive rights to Pago Pago in return for US protection, but the US rejected this offer. As fighting resumed, the US agreed to the chief's request in 1878 and set up a coaling station at Pago Pago. In 1899, with continued disputes over succession, Germany and the US agreed to divide the Samoan islands, while the UK withdrew its claims in exchange for parts of the Solomon Islands. Local chiefs on Tutuila formally ceded their land to the US in 1900, followed by the chief of Manu'a in 1904. The territory was officially named «American Samoa» in 1911.

The US administered the territory through the Department of the Navy. In 1949, there was an attempt to organize the territory, granting it formal self-government, but local chiefs helped defeat the measure in the US Congress. Administration was transferred to the Department of the Interior in 1951, and in 1967, American Samoa adopted a constitution that provides significant protections for traditional Samoan land-tenure rules, language, and culture. In 1977, after four attempts, voters approved a measure to directly elect their governor. Nevertheless, American Samoa officially remains an unorganized territory, and people born in American Samoa are US nationals rather than US citizens.

# Flag

A large white triangle edged in red that is based on the fly side and extends to the hoist side and is charged with an eagle, all on a blue field; the red, white, and blue colors are traditionally used by both the United States and Samoa; the brown and white American bald eagle carries two traditional Samoan symbols of authority, a war club known as a fa'alaufa'i (upper), and a coconut-fiber fly whisk known as a fue (lower); the combination of symbols reflects the US Great Seal and the relationship between the US and American Samoa.

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from The World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this being written by the US government, please be aware that it is not only US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


anchovy_canapes

# Anchovy Canapes

Cream 2 tablespoons butter; add 1/2 teaspoon Anchovy paste; spread thin slices of fresh toast with this; over that put slices of hard boiled or chopped egg and on top one rolled anchovy.

# Sandwiches

Another delightful way of using sardines is as a sandwich. Beat two ounces of butter until it is soft, then add a little salt, nutmeg, Nepaul pepper, 2 teaspoons of tomato catsup and a few drops of lemon juice.

Remove the skin and the backbone from three sardines, and pound them to a paste in a mortar with the prepared butter.

Pass the mixture through a wire sieve and spread it rather thickly on fingershaped pieces of buttered brown bread, and make into sandwiches with a little fine cress between the bread.

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andorra

# Andorra 🇦🇩

The landlocked Principality of Andorra – one of the smallest states in Europe and nestled high in the Pyrenees between the French and Spanish borders – is the last independent survivor of the Hispanic March states created by Frankish King Charlemagne in 795 after he halted the Moorish invasion of Spain. The March states were a series of buffer states to keep the Muslim Moors from advancing into Christian France. For 715 years, from 1278 to 1993, Andorrans lived under a unique co-principality, ruled by French and Spanish leaders (from 1607 onward, the French chief of state and the Bishop of Urgell). In 1993, this feudal system was modified with the introduction of a modern constitution; the co-princes remained as titular heads of state, but the government transformed into a parliamentary democracy.

Andorra's winter sports, summer climate, and duty-free shopping attract approximately 8 million people each year. Andorra has also become a wealthy international commercial center because of its mature banking sector and low taxes. As part of the effort to modernize its economy, Andorra has opened to foreign investment and engaged in other reforms, such as tax initiatives aimed at supporting broader infrastructure. Although not a member of the EU, Andorra enjoys a special relationship with the bloc that is governed by various customs and cooperation agreements, and Andorra uses the euro as its national currency.

# Flag

Three vertical bands of blue (hoist side), yellow, and red, with the national coat of arms centered in the yellow band, which is slightly wider than the other two; the coat of arms features a quartered shield with the emblems of (starting in the upper left and proceeding clockwise): Urgell, Foix, Bearn, and Catalonia; the motto reads VIRTUS UNITA FORTIOR (Strength United is Stronger); the flag combines the blue and red French colors with the red and yellow of Spain to show Franco-Spanish protection

Note: similar to the flags of Chad and Romania, which do not have a national coat of arms in the center, and the flag of Moldova, which does bear a national emblem

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from The World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this being written by the US government, please be aware that it is not only US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


angola

# Angola 🇦🇴

From the late 14th to the mid 19th century a Kingdom of Kongo stretched across central Africa from present-day northern Angola into the current Congo republics. It traded heavily with the Portuguese who, beginning in the 16th century, established coastal colonies and trading posts and introduced Christianity. By the 19th century, Portuguese settlement had spread to the interior; in 1914, Portugal abolished the last vestiges of the Kongo Kingdom and Angola became a Portuguese colony.

Angola scores low on human development indexes despite using its large oil reserves to rebuild since the end of a 27-year civil war in 2002. Fighting between the Popular Movement for the Liberation of Angola (MPLA), led by Jose Eduardo DOS SANTOS, and the National Union for the Total Independence of Angola (UNITA), led by Jonas SAVIMBI, followed independence from Portugal in 1975. Peace seemed imminent in 1992 when Angola held national elections, but fighting picked up again in 1993. Up to 1.5 million lives may have been lost - and 4 million people displaced - during the more than a quarter century of fighting. SAVIMBI's death in 2002 ended UNITA's insurgency and cemented the MPLA's hold on power. DOS SANTOS stepped down from the presidency in 2017, having led the country since 1979. He pushed through a new constitution in 2010. Joao LOURENCO was elected president in August 2017 and became president of the MPLA in September 2018.

# Broadcast media

State controls all broadcast media with nationwide reach; state-owned Televisao Popular de Angola (TPA) provides terrestrial TV service on 2 channels; a third TPA channel is available via cable and satellite; TV subscription services are available; state-owned Radio Nacional de Angola (RNA) broadcasts on 5 stations; about a half-dozen private radio stations broadcast locally.

# Flag

Two equal horizontal bands of red (top) and black with a centered yellow emblem consisting of a five-pointed star within half a cogwheel crossed by a machete (in the style of a hammer and sickle); red represents liberty and black the African continent; the symbols characterize workers and peasants

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from the CIA World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this using text that was written by the US government, please be aware that might not only be US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


anguilla

# Anguilla 🇦🇮

Colonized by English settlers from Saint Kitts in 1650, Anguilla was administered by Great Britain until the early 19th century, when the island - against the wishes of the inhabitants - was incorporated into a single British dependency along with Saint Kitts and Nevis. Several attempts at separation failed. In 1971, two years after a revolt, Anguilla was finally allowed to secede; this arrangement was formally recognized in 1980, with Anguilla becoming a separate British dependency. On 2017-09-07, the island suffered extensive damage from Hurricane Irma, particularly to communications and residential and business infrastructure.

# Flag

Blue, with the flag of the UK in the upper hoist-side quadrant and the Anguillan coat of arms centered in the outer half of the flag; the coat of arms depicts three orange dolphins in an interlocking circular design on a white background with a turquoise-blue field below; the white in the background represents peace; the blue base symbolizes the surrounding sea, as well as faith, youth, and hope; the three dolphins stand for endurance, unity, and strength

# Economic overview

Anguilla has few natural resources, is unsuited for agriculture, and the economy depends heavily on luxury tourism, offshore banking, lobster fishing, and remittances from emigrants. Increased activity in the tourism industry has spurred the growth of the construction sector contributing to economic growth. Anguillan officials have put substantial effort into developing the offshore financial sector, which is small but growing. In the medium term, prospects for the economy will depend largely on the recovery of the tourism sector and, therefore, on revived income growth in the industrialized nations as well as on favorable weather conditions.

# Telecommunication systems

General assessment: modern internal telephone system with fiber-optic trunk lines; telecom sector provides a relatively high contribution to overall GDP; numerous competitors licensed, but small and localized; major growth sectors include the mobile telephony and data segments (2020).

Domestic: fixed-line teledensity is about 42 per 100 persons; mobile-cellular teledensity is roughly 182 per 100 persons (2019).

International: country code - 1-264; landing points for the SSCS, ECFS, GCN and Southern Caribbean Fiber with submarine cable links to Caribbean islands and to the US; microwave radio relay to island of Saint Martin/Sint Maarten (2019).

# Broadcast media

1 private TV station; multi-channel cable TV subscription services are available; about 10 radio stations, one of which is government-owned.

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from the CIA World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this using text that was written by the US government, please be aware that might not only be US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


anna_howard_shaw_s_beacon

# Anna Howard Shaw's Beacon

I have sent but one recipe to a cook book, and that was a direction for driving a nail, as it has always been declared that women do not know how to drive nails. But that was when nails were a peculiar shape and had to be driven in particular way, but now that nails are made round there is no special way in which they need to be driven. So my favorite recipe cannot be given you.

As for my effort in the culinary line-I have not made an effort in the culinary line for more than at least thirty years, except once to make a clam pie, which was pronounced by my friends as very good. But I cannot remember how I made it. I have a favorite recipe, however, something of which I am very fond and which I might give to you. I got it out of the newspapers and it is as follows:

# Directions

Spread one or two rashers of lean bacon on a baking tin, cover it thickly with slices of cheese, and sprinkle a little mustard and paprika over it. Bake it in a slow oven for half an hour and serve with slices of dry toast.

Now that is a particularly tasty dish if it is well done. I never did it, but somebody must be able to do it who could do it well.

Faithfully yours,
- Anna H. Shaw.

# Credits and Notes

Anna Howard Shaw (1847 - 1919; Q532873 on Wikidata) who was a leader of the women's suffrage movement in the United States and one of the first women to be ordained as a Methodist minister, also in the USA.


antarctica

# Antarctica 🇦🇶

Speculation over the existence of a «southern land» was confirmed in the early 1820s when British and American commercial operators and British and Russian national expeditions began exploring the Antarctic Peninsula region and other areas south of the Antarctic Circle. In 1840, it was finally established that Antarctica was indeed a continent and not merely a group of islands or an area of ocean. Several exploration «firsts» were achieved in the early 20th century, but the area saw little human activity. Following World War II, however, the continent experienced an upsurge in scientific research. A number of countries have set up a range of year-round and seasonal stations, camps, and refuges to support scientific research in Antarctica. Seven have made territorial claims, with two maintaining the basis for a claim, but most countries do not recognize these claims. In order to form a legal framework for countries' activities on the continent, an Antarctic Treaty was negotiated that neither denies nor recognizes existing territorial claims; it was signed in 1959 and entered into force in 1961. Also relevant to Antarctic governance are the Environmental Protocol to the Antarctic Treaty and the Convention on the Conservation of Antarctic Marine Living Resources.

# Climate

The coldest, windiest, highest (on average), and driest continent; during the summer, more solar radiation reaches the surface at the South Pole than is received at the equator in an equivalent period | mostly uninhabitable, 99% of the land area is covered by the Antarctic ice sheet, the largest single mass of ice on Earth; it covers an area of 14 million sq km (5.4 million sq mi) and contains 26.5 million cu km (6.4 million cu mi) of ice (almost 62% of the world's fresh water).

# Maritime claims

Australia, Chile, and Argentina claim Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ) rights or similar over 200 nm extensions seaward from their continental claims, but like the claims themselves, these zones are not accepted by other countries; 22 of 29 Antarctic Treaty consultative parties have made no claims to Antarctic territory, although Russia and the United States have reserved the right to do so, and no country can make a new claim.

# Natural hazards

Katabatic (gravity-driven) winds blow coastward from the high interior; frequent blizzards form near the foot of the plateau; cyclonic storms form over the ocean and move clockwise along the coast; large icebergs may calve from ice shelf.

Volcanism: volcanic activity on Deception Island and isolated areas of West Antarctica; other seismic activity rare and weak.

# Natural resources

Iron ore, chromium, copper, gold, nickel, platinum and other minerals, and coal and hydrocarbons have been found in small noncommercial quantities; mineral exploitation except for scientific research is banned by the Environmental Protocol to the Antarctic Treaty; krill, icefish, toothfish, and crab have been taken by commercial fisheries, which are managed through the Commission for the Conservation of Antarctic Marine Living Resources (CCAMLR).

# Population

No permanent inhabitants, but staff is present at year-round and summer-only research stations, note that 56 countries have signed the 1959 Antarctic Treaty; 30 of those operate a number of seasonal-only (summer) and year-round research stations on the continent and its nearby islands. The population varies from approximately 5,000 in summer to 1,100 in winter, with about 1,000 support personnel on ships nearby.

# Flag

Unofficial; a True South flag, created in 2018, has quickly become popular for its simple yet elegant design and has been used by various National Antarctic Programs, Antarctic nonprofits, and expedition teams; the flag's meaning is described as: horizontal stripes of navy and white represent the long days and nights at Antarctica's extreme latitude; in the center, a lone white peak erupts from a field of snow and ice, echoing those of the bergs, mountains, and pressure ridges that define the Antarctic horizon; the long shadow it casts forms the unmistakable shape of a compass arrow pointed south, an homage to the continent's legacy of exploration; together, the two center shapes create a diamond, symbolizing the hope that Antarctica will continue to be a center of peace, discovery, and cooperation for generations to come

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from the CIA World Factbook (source 1, 2), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this using text that was written by the US government, please be aware that might not only be US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


anti_s_favorite_hash

# Anti's Favorite Hash

(Unless you wear dark glasses you cannot make a success of Anti's Favorite Hash.)

# Ingredients

# Directions

A little vitriol will add a delightful tang and a string of nonsense should be dropped in at the last as if by accident.

Stir all together with a sharp knife because some of the tid bits will be tough propositions.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by the Ebensburg Mountaineer Herald.


apod

# Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Astronomy Picture of the Day (AKA APOD; Q752071 on Wikidata) is a long-running Web 1.0 website focused on posting daily images, sometimes from the NASA archives, other times from amateurs, of photos (and sometimes videos) of space, the universe, stars, and planets.

The website is hosted at https://apod.nasa.gov (plus mirrors) and has been running since 1995 on behalf of the United States government. The idea of a website like this is quite strange to think about. In a landscape of Web3 (Web4 if you still believe in crypto and NFTs), here is this website from over 30 years ago posting, still after all this time. If Astronomy Picture of the Day were made today, right now, it would be hosted on Instagram, Twitter, or some website that forces you to sign up or else you cannot view the «content».

It's amazing how a site like this, that has lived through a number of governments, still lives on and is so apolitical in what it posts.

During late 2025, the United States government shut down for some time; thanks to this, countless .gov websites were frozen in time and had no updates. As a result, the apod.nasa.gov website was also frozen, with a message saying how they «sincerely regret this inconvenience». Despite this, places like the Telegram mirror would still post photos, and after the shutdown ended, the website retroactively uploaded all the images.

APOD is more than just pictures; in fact, each submission is accompanied by a description of it, as written by very smart people like professors or astronomers. A lot of the time, these bios are actually quite confusing to read as they are in-depth, but still, even if you don't understand a word that you're reading, the images themselves can be breathtaking to look at.

In a strange way, looking at these photos, especially of outer galaxies, can make our little Earth seem so lonely and small, but still, the universe is endless in its wonders, much like how Earth is endless in hers.

# Some Selected Dates

It's quite cool as well to look at certain dates in time; if you were born in the later half of 1995, looking at what the APOD for when you were born can be quite amusing.

Below are some selected dates of events:

# 1990s

# 2000s

# 2010s

# 2020s

# Credits and Notes

On a site note, both myself and my Gran enjoy viewing this site daily :~)


apple_butter

# Apple Butter

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil two hours or longer.

# Credits and Notes


apple_chicken

# Apple Chicken

Baked chicken with apples and onions. Suprinsingly good and simple combination.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat the oven to 200C and prepare an oven tray.
  2. Mix the chicken with nuez moscada, salt and pepper.
  3. Remove the center of the apples, fill with nuez moscada and butter.
  4. Put the chicken in the oven tray.
  5. Put the chicken, onions and apple in the oven tray.
  6. Add salt and pepper.
  7. Cook in the oven for 40 min.
  8. While the chicken is the oven prepare mushed potatoes. First you boil them until they are soft (keep the skin on). Once they are soft, peel them. Then mush them with a fork and add milk or creme fraiche.
  9. Add the wine or the cognac. Cook until the chicken is well cooked.
  10. Enjoy.

# Credits and Notes


apple_pie

# Apple Pie

# Ingredients

# Filling

# Crust

# Egg Wash

# Directions

  1. Peel and cut the apples into 1-2 inch strips
  2. Put the apples in a bowl and mix in the lemon juice, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and cornstarch and let it sit for 15 mins to release water
  3. Transfer the filling mixture to a sauce pan and reduce the liquid over medium to low heat for around 15 mins, stirring regularly, then turn off the gas
  4. While the filling is sitting / reducing, start the crust by putting the flour, salt, sugar, and pieces of butter in a food processor
  5. Run the food processor until it resembles a coarse sand (5-10 seconds) then start dripping in the ice water until the mixture starts to chunk together
  6. You'll know when it's done if you can pinch the dough with your hand and it sticks together
  7. Preheat oven to 350°F then start making the pie crust
  8. Cut the dough in half and roll both halves out with a rolling pin until they are big enough to cover your pie pan (around 9 inch diameter)
  9. Put the bottom half dough into the pie pan and cut off the excess dough with a knife
  10. Dump the sauce pan full of the filling into the pie pan and even it out
  11. Cover the pie filling with the top dough and fold over and tuck in the excess crust
  12. Use a fork or your fingers to pinch down the top crust to the bottom crust so you don't have air gaps
  13. Optionally you can now brush on the egg wash to make the crust get a shiny golden brown color when it cooks
  14. Cut a few slits in the top crust with a knife to give it a nice design and allow for air to release
  15. Bake 45 minutes at 350°F or until the crust is brown to your liking and the apples are bubbling inside

# Credits and Notes


apple_rice

# Apple Rice

1 cup of rice boiled in water with a piece of butter and a little salt until half done. Then add six apples cut in pieces. Cook together until both rice and apples are well done. Add sugar to taste. When ready to serve pour over melted butter browned. Serve with sugar and cinnamon.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Raymond Robins (1873 - 1954; Q7299110 on Wikidata).


apple_sandwiches

# Apple Sandwiches

Take bran or whole wheat bread cut thin and spread thin with peanut butter. Wash, pare, quarter, core and slice the apples very thin spread between the bread. Or the bread can be buttered and thin slices of apple put between, then the apple is dusted with a little salt.

# Credits and Notes


apple_sauce_cake

# Apple Sauce Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

Bake in a slow oven.

# Credits and Notes


apple_strudel

# Apple strudel

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel and cut the apples in thin slices.
  2. Roll out the puff pastry with a rolling pin.
  3. Spread the jam over the puff pastry with a spoon.
  4. Arrange the apple slices over the jam.
  5. Sprinkle with cinnamon and breadcrumbs.
  6. Cut tiny pieces of butter and arrange them over the apple slices.
  7. Roll the puff pastry edges over, overlapping them.
  8. Bake for around 40 minutes at 180°C (360° F).
  9. Cover with powdered sugar.

# Credits and Notes


ardei_umpluti

# Ardei umpluti with meat

Farcies tomates with rice.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat the oven to 200C.
  2. Empty the peppers and remove the seeds.
  3. Slice the top to the peppers and place them in the oven tray, you may need to slice the bottom a litte bit to make them stand together. (Hint: Put the peppers inside a pan over the oven tray).
  4. Cover the peppers with aluminum and cook in the oven for 1h30min.
  5. Meanwhile¸saute the onions, garlic and last, the meat.
  6. Mix with fresh tomato soup.
  7. When the peppers are finished, remove the aluminum, fill the peppers with the mix and cook in the oven for another 45 minutes.
  8. Optionally: (Not traditional!) Add the bechamel a couple of minutes before the time is up and finish cooking in the oven.
  9. Optionally: Instead of bechamel you can use sour cream.
  10. Enjoy.

# Credits and Notes


arroz_chaufa

# Arroz Chaufa

Peruvian-chinese dish. Easy to cook just add and mix everything.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the chicken into pieces and fry it. Don't forget the salt.
  2. Cook scrambled eggs. Don't forget the salt.
  3. Cook the rice. If it is yesterday's rice better, preferably without salt.
  4. Cut the welsh onion and bell pepper into small squares.
  5. Mix everything over low heat, adding soy sauce.
  6. Optional: Add bacon, sesame oil.
  7. If everything is salty, you can reduce it with just a teaspoon of sugar, especially if you cook the rice with salt.

# Credits and Notes


art

# Art

Art is freedom, and freedom is art.

Throughout mankind's history, we have always enjoyed the labour that comes with making artwork. It is an enjoyable process to imagine something in your mind's eye and then make it come to life, be it a painting, a song, a drawing, a poem, a book, or anything else. Humans are creatives; even billions of years ago when we were still hunter-gatherers and needed to kill to survive, we still actively took the time in making art with the limited tools that we had.

But still, humans are not unique in making art; other animals (yes, we are animals, albeit ones who think we're intelligent because we have digital watches and money) like elephants and monkeys have been known to make art when the opportunity arises, but this is seemingly in unique situations such as in zoos and less so in nature.

But why, oh why, do we make art? Because it's in our DNA! Dogs bark, cats meow, and man creates. Not everything needs a complex answer. Ask a dog why they chase a thrown ball. Because it's fun. Art is simply a fun thing that we can do to brighten up our world; it's not complex or a mystery that needs solving.

It is one of the greatest things to do, and even in the far future, we will still be making art simply for the love of it.

Art is freedom, and freedom is art.

# Making Art

The tools needed to make virtual art, music, or even something like a play are all very commonplace; almost anything can be used, from an office pen to sticks and leaves. Thanks to this, the entry level of being able to make artwork is very low; this means that basically every person has the tools needed to make and learn how to express themselves in art.

Microsoft Windows, the most successful operating system, comes pre-installed with MS Paint, a simple and fast program to pick up and use, something that can be a lot of fun to both doodle on and to spend hours drawing something amazing on. This is just one example of the low entry needed to make art.

Office tools are another great tool; pens, pencils, and paper are very cheap and can be found in almost any shop. If you're in active education, these are basically free to obtain.

# Resources

Finding resources for how to make art is effortless. Your local library will have books on how to make art, and besides that, you could look for art books in second-hand shops and online.

Despite their age, What To Draw And How To Draw It and Drawing Made Easy, both from the early 1900s, seem to be good guides on how to make simple drawings.

# Credits and Notes


ascii_art

# ASCII Art

See also: Emoticon.

ASCII art: n.

The fine art of drawing diagrams using the ASCII character set (mainly |, -, /, \, and +). Also known as character graphics or ASCII graphics; see also boxology.

ASCII art (Q193097 on Wikidata) is the art of (mostly manually) creating graphics and images only out of fixed-width (monospace) ASCII characters. Strictly speaking this means no Unicode or extended ASCII characters are allowed – these would rather be called Unicode art, ANSI art etc., though the term ASCII art is quite often used loosely for any art of this kind. If we keep being pedantic, ASCII art might also be seen as separate from mere ASCII rendering, i.e. automatically rendering a bitmap image with ASCII characters in place of pixels, and ASCII graphics that utilizes the same techniques as ASCII art but can't really be called art (e.g. computer generated diagrams); though in practice this distinction is also rarely made. Pure ASCII art is plain text, i.e. it can't make use of color, text decoration and other rich text formatting.

Here is a serious example:

    o----)||(--+--|<----+   +---------o + D O                 
      L  )||(  |        |   |             C U                 
    A I  )||(  +-->|-+  |   +-\/\/-+--o -   T                 
    C N  )||(        |  |   |      |        P                 
      E  )||(  +-->|-+--)---+--|(--+-o      U                 
         )||(  |        |          | GND    T                 
    o----)||(--+--|<----+----------+                          

    A power supply consisting of a full wave rectifier circuit
    feeding a capacitor input filter circuit                  

A power supply consisting of a full wave rectifier circuit feeding a capacitor input filter circuit

And here are some very silly examples:

  |\/\/\/|     ____/|              ___    |\_/|    ___   
  |      |     \ o.O|   ACK!      /   \_  |` '|  _/   \  
  |      |      =(_)=  THPHTH!   /      \/     \/      \ 
  | (o)(o)        U             /                       \
  C      _)  (__)                \/\/\/\  _____  /\/\/\/ 
  | ,___|    (oo)                       \/     \/        
  |   /       \/-------\         U                  (__) 
 /____\        ||     | \    /---V  `v'-            oo ) 
/      \       ||---W||  *  * |--|   || |`.         |_/\ 
                                                         
               //-o-\\                                   
        ____---=======---____                            
    ====___\   /.. ..\   /___====      Klingons rule OK! 
  //        ---\__O__/---        \\                      
  \_\                           /_/                      

There is an important subgenre of ASCII art that puns on the standard character names in the fashion of a rebus.

+--------------------------------------------------------+
|      ^^^^^^^^^^^^                                      |
| ^^^^^^^^^^^            ^^^^^^^^^                       |
|                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
|        ^^^^^^^         B       ^^^^^^^^^               |
|  ^^^^^^^^^          ^^^            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^      |
+--------------------------------------------------------+
             " A Bee in the Carrot Patch "                

Within humorous ASCII art, there is for some reason an entire flourishing subgenre of pictures of silly cows. Four of these are reproduced in the examples above, here are three more:

         (__)              (__)              (__)
         (\/)              ($$)              (**)
  /-------\/        /-------\/        /-------\/ 
 / | 666 ||        / |=====||        / |     ||  
*  ||----||       *  ||----||       *  ||----||  
   ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~  
Satanic cow    This cow is a Yuppie   Cow in love

Finally, here's a magnificent example of ASCII art depicting an Edwardian train station in Dunedin, New Zealand:

                                  .-.
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                                 |]_[|                                     
                                 / I \                                     
                              JL/  |  \JL                                  
   .-.                    i   ()   |   ()   i                    .-.       
   |_|     .^.           /_\  LJ=======LJ  /_\           .^.     |_|       
._/___\._./___\_._._._._.L_J_/.-.     .-.\_L_J._._._._._/___\._./___\._._._
       ., |-,-| .,       L_J  |_| [I] |_|  L_J       ., |-,-| .,        ., 
       JL |-O-| JL       L_J%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%L_J       JL |-O-| JL        JL 
IIIIII_HH_'-'-'_HH_IIIIII|_|=======H=======|_|IIIIII_HH_'-'-'_HH_IIIIII_HH_
-------[]-------[]-------[_]----\.=I=./----[_]-------[]-------[]--------[]-
 _/\_  ||\\_I_//||  _/\_ [_] []_/_L_J_\_[] [_] _/\_  ||\\_I_//||  _/\_  ||\
 |__|  ||=/_|_\=||  |__|_|_|   _L_L_J_J_   |_|_|__|  ||=/_|_\=||  |__|  ||-
 |__|  |||__|__|||  |__[___]__--__===__--__[___]__|  |||__|__|||  |__|  |||
IIIIIII[_]IIIII[_]IIIIIL___J__II__|_|__II__L___JIIIII[_]IIIII[_]IIIIIIII[_]
 \_I_/ [_]\_I_/[_] \_I_[_]\II/[]\_\I/_/[]\II/[_]\_I_/ [_]\_I_/[_] \_I_/ [_]
./   \.L_J/   \L_J./   L_JI  I[]/     \[]I  IL_J    \.L_J/   \L_J./   \.L_J
|     |L_J|   |L_J|    L_J|  |[]|     |[]|  |L_J     |L_J|   |L_J|     |L_J
|_____JL_JL___JL_JL____|-||  |[]|     |[]|  ||-|_____JL_JL___JL_JL_____JL_J

This kind of art used to be a great part of the culture of earliest Internet and near-Internet (e.g. BBS) communities for a number of reasons imposed largely by the limitations of old computers – it could be created easily with a text editor and saved in pure text format, it didn't take much space to store or send over a network and it could be displayed on text-only displays and terminals. The idea itself even predates computers, people were already making this kind of images with type writers, e.g. some poets were formatting their poems with typewriters to picture-shapes. Despite the technical limitations of displays having been overpassed, ASCII art survives even to present day and lives on in the hacker culture, among programmers, in Unix and «retro» game communities as well as on the Smol Internet, among people who just want to keep it simple and so on. ASCII diagram may very well be embedded in a comment on a text-only forum or in source code to explain some spatial concept. ASCII art may even be superior for making certain types of drawings from purely user perspective exactly by being simplified, it can be performed merely with keyboard with little distraction (not caring about colors, not having to focus on right angles, to care about line thicknesses, switching tools, deleting imprecise strokes, ...), similarly to how for example it may be easier to create a rough model of a house in Minetest than to model it in Blender.

The next step beyond static tableaux in ASCII art is ASCII animation. There are not many large examples of this; perhaps the best known is the ASCII animation of the original Star Wars movie at http://www.asciimation.co.nz/.

There is a newsgroup, alt.ascii-art (mirror), devoted to this genre; however, see also warlording.

# Credits and Notes


asian_style_chicken_sticky_sauce

# Asian Style Chicken with Sticky Sauce

Asian style crispy coated chicken with sweetish sauce recipe. Served with boiled rice.

# Ingredients

# Chicken with crispy coating

# Sauce

# Directions

  1. Prepare the sauce by mixing the ingredients together in a bowl.
  2. Cut the chicken into bite sized pieces.
  3. Place all-purpose flour in a shallow bowl. Mix in garlic powder as well as salt and pepper, 1/2 tsp each.
  4. Place lightly beaten egg in another shallow bowl.
  5. Coat the chicken in corn flour, dip it in egg and finally coat with seasoned all purpose-flour.
  6. Heat a good amount of oil on a pan to fry the chicken in. The oil should be hot enough so that the chicken sizzles when placed in the pan. You may want to do this in a couple of batches depending on the size of your pan.
  7. Fry until chicken is cooked and has a nice golden-brownish coating.
  8. Pour out excess oil, put the sauce in and mix to coat the chicken. Or place the chicken in a bowl with kitchen towels and do another batch.
  9. Let the sauce bubble for one or two minutes and you're done.
  10. Serve with boiled rice.

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asparagus_soup

# Asparagus Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

Wash and clean asparagus, put in saucepan with just enough water to cover, boil until little points are soft.

Cut these off and lay aside. Fry onion in the butter and put in saucepan with the asparagus. Cook until very soft mashing occasionally so as to extract all juice from the asparagus.

When thoroughly cooked put through sieve. Now add salt, sugar and flour blended.

Stir constantly and add milk and cream, and serve at once. (Do not place again on stove as it might curdle. Croutons may be served with this).

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assam_tea

# Assam Tea

This is a simple Assam tea recipe.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add 150 ml of water to a small pan and bring it to boil.
  2. Then add 2 teaspoons of tea into it and reduce the heat to low.
  3. Strain the tea using a tea filter into a cup.
  4. Add sugar and milk to taste.

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at_party

# @-party

@-party: /at´par`tee/, n.

[from the @-sign in an Internet address] (alt.: ‘@-sign party' /at´si:n par`tee/) A semi-closed party thrown for hackers at a science-fiction convention (esp. the annual World Science Fiction Convention or «Worldcon»); one must have a network address to get in, or at least be in company with someone who does. One of the most reliable opportunities for hackers to meet face to face with people who might otherwise be represented by mere phosphor dots on their screens. Compare boink.

The first recorded @-party was held at the Westercon (a U.S. western regional SF convention) over the July 4th weekend in 1980. It is not clear exactly when the canonical @-party venue shifted to the Worldcon but it had certainly become established by Constellation in 1983. Sadly, the @-party tradition has been in decline since about 1996, mainly because having an @-address no longer functions as an effective lodge pin.

We are informed, however, that rec.skydiving members have maintained a tradition of formation jumps in the shape of an @.

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aussie_snags

# Aussie Snags (sausage sizzle)

An Australian BBQ classic tradition that is simple and very easy to make. Great for parties and outdoor events especially national events. Sometimes served at hardware chains.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop up the onions into rings
  2. Bring the sausages to the grill, turning once every 5 mins
  3. Add oil of your choice to the hotplate then add the onions
  4. Use your tongs to toss the onions until they are golden brown
  5. When the onions are golden brown turn off the hotplate
  6. When the sausages are cooked, butter the bread, then the onions, and add a sausage (optionally split)
  7. Finally tomato sauce on top

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autumn_soup

# Autumn Soup

You can cook the veggies on the stove instead of baking them, just pay more attention to avoid burning. You can also use pumpkin instead of squash.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel and chop squash, potatoes, carrots, and onion, add to oven-safe pot.
  2. Add bullion and enough water to avoid burning (1 cup), place pot in oven (350F) to bake until veggies are soft.
  3. If there is too much stock, don't be scared to pour some down the drain.
  4. Puree (I use electric beaters) while adding the milk.
  5. Add the salt and pepper, as desired.

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b1ff

# B1FF

B1FF: /bif/, BIFF, n.

The most famous pseudo, and the prototypical newbie. Articles from B1FF feature all uppercase letters sprinkled liberally with bangs, typos, ‘cute' misspellings (EVRY BUDY LUVS GOOD OLD BIFF CUZ KØØL DOOD AN HE RITES REEL AWESUM THINGZ IN CAPITULL LETTRS LIKE THIS!!!), use (and often misuse) of fragments of talk mode abbreviations, a long sig block (sometimes even a doubled sig), and unbounded naivete. B1FF posts articles using his elder brother's VIC-20. B1FF's location is a mystery, as his articles appear to come from a variety of sites. However, BITNET seems to be the most frequent origin. The theory that B1FF is a denizen of BITNET is supported by B1FF's (unfortunately invalid) electronic mail address: B1FF@BIT.NET.

[1993: Now It Can Be Told! My spies inform me that B1FF was originally created by Joe Talmadge <jat@cup.hp.com>, also the author of the infamous and much-plagiarized «Flamer's Bible». The BIFF filter he wrote was later passed to Richard Sexton, who posted BIFFisms much more widely. Versions have since been posted for the amusement of the net at large. See also Jeff K. -ESR]

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b5

# B5

B5: //

[common] Abbreviation for «Babylon 5», a science-fiction TV series as revered among hackers as was the original Star Trek.

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babas_feta_pasta

# Baba's Feta Pasta

Greek Pasta Recipe with sauce made out of feta, stock, cream cheese and other ingredients. Uses mixed spice for special flavour, and is a great dinner or mid-day meal.

# Ingredients

Serves Around 3 People. You can scale up to 4 If you increase most quantities by +1/4.

# Directions

Make sure to prepare & chop most ingredients before you start.

  1. Get a small deepish pan and heat it to low-medium temperature. Add a good amount of virgin olive oil and place one of the small onion pieces into the pan. Wait until it starts to sizzle and add the rest of the onion. Mix well and make sure the temperature is not too high as it can damage ingredients. Optional: You can sprinkle some sugar over the onion to make it sweeter. Then after a few minutes, when the onion has browned/softened, add in the garlic and wait 1-2 minutes, then you can turn off heat and put it to the side for later.
  2. Get a medium-large sized deepish pan, heat with oil and then add in the olives, courgettes and mushrooms. Sprinkle salt every now and then to enhance taste. After a few minutes when they are soft and are around the same color, then add in the onion and garlic from the smaller pan.
  3. Wait a couple minutes and then add the broccoli and tomato slices to the mix. Wait 2-3 more minutes and then get your rinsed feta and melt it in the pan (chop to speed up).
  4. Start cooking the pasta.
  5. When the feta has nearly finished melting, add in the stock to the mix. Turn the pan temperature down slightly and then let it bubble for 5 mins (add a timer). Make sure to add the cover to the pan to keep in the flavor.
  6. After the 5 mins timer is up, add the overfilled tablespoon creme cheese to the main mix, stir, then re-add lid.
  7. Wait 2-3 more minutes and then you can test the sauce if you want. If you feel there is some missing, add more mixed spice or herbs such as parsley to it.
  8. Turn down the main mix again slightly and add the 1/3 Mug of Whole milk to the mix.
  9. Strain and serve your pasta and cover with the sauce. Enjoy!

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baby_back_ribs

# Baby Back Ribs

Some classic and delicious baby back ribs. Keep in mind that if you do not have a smoker, a grill with some tin-foil wrapped smoking wood with poked holes will suffice.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat your smoker to 180 degrees Fahrenheit using applewood.
  2. Take the membrane off of the back of the ribs if your butcher hasn't already done so (tutorial)
  3. Cover both sides of the ribs heavily in your barbecue rub, and let sit at room temp for 30 minutes.
  4. Place the ribs bone down (meat up) on your smoker, and let smoke at 180 degrees Fahrenheit for 3 hours.
  5. Take the meat out and place on top of two sheets of tin foil. Then, apply a generous amount of brown sugar and honey to both sides of the ribs, followed by a small amount of the barbecue rub. If you have butter, cut it into slices and add it on the meat side (butter is optional).
  6. Wrap your ribs in the tin foil and place them back on the smoker at 225 degrees Fahrenheit for 2 hours.
  7. Take your ribs out of the foil and place them bone down (meat up) on your smoker.
  8. Apply a generous helping of your barbecue sauce to the ribs once every 30 minutes for an hour (twice).
  9. Take out of smoker and cover in tin foil, allow to sit for 10-30 minutes before serving.

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back_door

# back door

back door: n.

[common] A hole in the security of a system deliberately left in place by designers or maintainers. The motivation for such holes is not always sinister; some operating systems, for example, come out of the box with privileged accounts intended for use by field service technicians or the vendor's maintenance programmers. Syn. trap door; may also be called a wormhole. See also iron box, cracker, worm, logic bomb.

Historically, back doors have often lurked in systems longer than anyone expected or planned, and a few have become widely known. Ken Thompson's 1983 Turing Award lecture to the ACM admitted the existence of a back door in early Unix versions that may have qualified as the most fiendishly clever security hack of all time. In this scheme, the C compiler contained code that would recognize when the login command was being recompiled and insert some code recognizing a password chosen by Thompson, giving him entry to the system whether or not an account had been created for him.

Normally such a back door could be removed by removing it from the source code for the compiler and recompiling the compiler. But to recompile the compiler, you have to use the compiler - so Thompson also arranged that the compiler would recognize when it was compiling a version of itself, and insert into the recompiled compiler the code to insert into the recompiled login the code to allow Thompson entry - and, of course, the code to recognize itself and do the whole thing again the next time around! And having done this once, he was then able to recompile the compiler from the original sources; the hack perpetuated itself invisibly, leaving the back door in place and active but with no trace in the sources.

The Turing lecture that reported this truly moby hack was later published as «Reflections on Trusting Trust», Communications of the ACM 27, 8 (August 1984), pp. 761–763 (text available at http://www.acm.org/classics/). Ken Thompson has since confirmed that this hack was implemented and that the Trojan Horse code did appear in the login binary of a Unix Support group machine. Ken says the crocked compiler was never distributed. Your editor has heard two separate reports that suggest that the crocked login did make it out of Bell Labs, notably to BBN, and that it enabled at least one late-night login across the network by someone using the login name «kt».

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baked_beans

# Baked Beans

# Ingredients

# Directions

Soak beans over night in luke warm water with soda. In morning pour off water and wash in cold water. Now place salt pork in bottom of bean crock and put layers of beans on top, sprinkle with pepper and salt, when filled nearly to top put on slices of bacon.

Now blend mustard with vinegar, now add molasses and catsup and pour over the beans and fill up and over the top with luke warm water. Bake in a slow oven for at least six hours, longer if necessary.

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baked_ham_a_la_miller

# Baked Ham (a la Miller)

# Ingredients

# Directions

Scrub and cleanse ham; soak in cold water over night; in morning place in a large kettle and cover with cold water; bring slowly to the boiling point and gradually add the molasses, allowing 18 minutes for each pound. When ham is done remove from stove and allow it to become cold in the water in which it was cooked.

Now remove the ham from water; skin and stick cloves (about 1 1/2 dozen) over the ham. Rub brown sugar into the ham; put in roasting pan and pour over sherry and vinegar. Baste continually and allow it to warm through and brown nicely. This should take about 1/2 hour. Serve with a garnish of glazed sweet potatoes. Caramel from ham is served in a gravy tureen. Remove all greases from same.

This is a dish fit for the greatest epicure.

# Credits and Notes

Man is a carnivorous production and must have meals, at least one meal a day. He cannot live like wood cocks, upon suction. But like the shark and tiger, must have prey. Although his anatomical construction, bears vegetables, in a grumbling way. Your laboring people think beyond all question. Beef, veal and mutton, better for digestion.
- Byron (1788 - 1824; Q5679 on Wikidata).


baked_mostaccioli

# Baked Mostaccioli

Pasta baked in dish with spicy sauce

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Bring a pot to a boil and cook pasta for 6 minutes (very al dente).
  2. Put pasta and sauce in baking dish(es) and mix well.
  3. Cover pasta and sauce generously with grated cheese until you can't see the pasta.
  4. Bake at 350°F / 175°C for 20 minutes

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baked_pasta_with_broccoli

# Baked pasta with broccoli, boiled eggs and scamorza cheese

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil water and add salt (a handful for every liter), put pasta inside.
  2. Boil broccoli and eggs for 10 minutes.
  3. While everything is boiling dice scamorza cheese, prepare a pan.
  4. Put a layer of béchamel.
  5. Put a layer of pasta.
  6. Put a layer of broccoli, diced scamorza cheese, pepper, salt.
  7. Go to step 4 and repeat until ingredients end.
  8. Add sage leafs on top (optional).
  9. Put the pan inside the (preheated) oven at 180°C for 15~20 minutes.
  10. End with 5~10 minutes of cooking with the grill function.

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baked_rice

# Valencian Baked Rice (Arroz al Horno)

Valencian Baked Rice (Arroz al Horno) is a traditional dish from the Valencian Community, known for being cooked in a clay casserole and baked in the oven. This comforting and flavorful meal combines rice, meats, chickpeas, and vegetables.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 220°C (428°F), using both upper and lower heat.

  2. Peel the potato and cut it into 1 cm thick slices. Set aside.

  3. In a clay casserole (oven-safe), heat the olive oil over medium-high heat. Brown the pork ribs and pork belly until golden and crispy. Remove and set aside.

  4. In the same oil, lightly fry the potato slices until golden. Remove and set aside.

  5. Sear the blood sausages for a few minutes, being careful not to break them. Remove and set aside.

  6. Stir the sweet paprika into the remaining oil, mixing quickly to avoid burning. Add the crushed tomatoes and cook until the oil separates from the sauce.

  7. Mix in the cooked chickpeas and rice, stirring for a couple of minutes so the rice absorbs the flavors.

  8. Return the pork ribs, pork belly, and potato slices to the casserole, evenly distributing them over the rice. Place the whole garlic head in the center and arrange the blood sausages and tomato slices on top.

  9. Pour the hot broth into the casserole, ensuring it covers all ingredients. Add the saffron threads and adjust the salt if needed.

  10. Bake in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until the rice has absorbed all the broth and is tender.

  11. Once done, remove from the oven and let the baked rice rest, covered with a clean cloth, for 5 minutes before serving.

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baked_salmon

# Baked Salmon

Simple method for making a good serving of salmon. Goes well with just about anything.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Season salmon with salt, black pepper, and red pepper to taste.
  2. Spray or rub in cooking oil on aluminum foil and place on cookie sheet or in baking pan.
  3. Squeeze lemon juice and place a teaspoon of butter on each salmon steak.
  4. Bake at 400°F / 200°C for 19 mins.

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baked_tomatoes

# Baked Tomatoes

# Ingredients

# Directions

Wash tomatoes, do not peel, slice piece from top of each and scoop out a little of the tomato. Cut peppers in two lengthwise and remove seeds-place in cold water.

Now put onion and peppers through meat chopper, sprinkle a little sugar and a little salt over each tomato and place in good sized baking dish; now put ground onion and ground peppers on top of tomato.

Put butter in skillet and when melted, not brown, stir in flour until a paste is formed, now add gradually the milk as you would for cream dressing, stir constantly.

The dressing must be very thick to allow for the water from the tomatoes. Put this sauce around the tomatoes, not on top and place in a moderate oven to bake about one hour slow. Serve if possible in the same dish in which it was baked as it is very attractive.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Mary Roberts Rinehart (1876 - 1958; Q460366 on Wikidata), the American writer and auther of 1908's The Circular Staircase.


baked_trout

# Baked Trout

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Clean the trout and wrap each fish in a very thin slice of bacon, sprinkled with minced garlic (or garlic powder), and seasoned with cayenne (optional).
  2. Cut a thin slice of butter and set in the middle of the trout.
  3. Enclose each fish in foil, cut larger than to fit so there is some overlap.
  4. Lay the trout in a pan, and bake them in the foil at 350 F/175 C for 15 minutes.
  5. To confirm the fish is finished, the skin of the trout should peel easily from the meat.
  6. Remove from foil and serve.

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bakewell_pudding

# Bakewell Pudding

The famous dainty from the town of Bakewell, Derbyshire, England.

# PASTE

# MIXTURE

# Directions

Make the paste, roll quite thin, and line an ashet; spread bottom with jam; pour on top above mixture, prepared as follows:–melt butter, add sugar, flour, and beat well, then the water, and fruit juice; finally, the eggs, well beaten.

Bake for about 1/2 an hour. Serve, of course, cold.

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banana_bread

# Banana Bread

Not too sweet. Great for when you have friends over for tea.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 175°C
  2. Mix the wet ingredients (eggs, bananas, butter, sugar) in one bowl.
  3. Mix the dry ingredients (flour, baking soda/powder, spices, salt) in another bowl.
  4. Slowly add the wet to the dry while mixing.
  5. Mix until dry bits of flour are gone.
  6. Pour into lightly buttered or oiled loaf pan.
  7. Bake for around an hour (it's definitely ready when a wooden skewer or chopstick poked inside comes out clean).

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banana_muffins_with_chocolate

# Banana Muffins with Chocolate

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel the bananas and mush them together.
  2. Whip the two eggs and mix them with the sugar.
  3. Melt the butter, cut the chocolate into smaller pieces, and whip the eggs.
  4. Pour the butter into the bananas, then add the flour, then the cooking powder, the chocolate, the whipped eggs and sugar, and the optional vanilla sugar; stirring it all the time.
  5. Pour the mass into your muffin dish.
  6. Heat up the oven to 160 °C / 320 °F and bake the muffins for around 20-30 minutes at 170 °C / 340 °F.

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banana_oatmeal_cookies

# Banana and oatmeal cookies

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Pre-heat the oven to 180°C (350°F)
  2. Peel the bananas and squash them not too finely in a bowl.
  3. Incorporate the oatmeal.
  4. Incorporate cinnamon powder and/or honey (optional).
  5. On the oven tray, place parchment paper and form discs of the mix, each around 8 cm (3 in)
  6. Cook with rotating heat for around 20 minutes, until outside becomes golden and slightly crispy.
  7. Eat warm or cold. Can be kept a couple of days in a sealed container.

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banana_pancakes

# Banana Pancakes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder and a little bit of salt in a large mixing bowl.
  2. Whisk milk and egg into the flour mixture until no clumps remain in the resulting batter.
  3. Add mashed bananas and mix well.
  4. Add some butter to a medium warm frying pan.
  5. Make smaller or bigger pancakes, up to you. Wait until tiny air bubbles form on top (2 to 5 minutes), turn and continue frying until the bottom is browned. Repeat.

Either eat the pancakes as they get ready or put a plate in a preheated oven (low degree) to keep the ready pancakes warm.

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banbury_tart

# Banbury Tart

# Ingredients

# Directions

Handle as little as possible; roll thin and cut with cutter 6 inches in diameter.

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barbouillade

# Barbouillade

A dish from «fair Provence»

# Ingredients

1 large or two small egg-plants; two cucumbers; four onions; six tomatoes; 1 green pepper.

# Directions

Peel and cut separately all vegetables; fry sliced onions in a teaspoon of lard; add tomatoes, crushing them and stirring until quite soft; add half a teaspoon of salt, then the cucumber, egg-plant, and green pepper, stirring over a hot fire for ten minutes; place over a slow fire and stew for three hours.

If the vegetables are fresh and tender, nothing else is needed, but if they are somewhat dry, add a cupful of stock.

Cold barbouillade is excellent to spread on bread for sandwiches.

Barbouillade is usually served hot with rice boiled a la Creole.

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based_cooking

# Based Cooking

Based Cooking (based.cooking) is the name of the open-source online cookbook and cooking website where users can submit recipes. The project was made by Luke Smith and lives on GitHub with the aim of having «based» recipes; «i.e. good traditional and substantial food. Nothing ironic, meme-tier hyper-sugary, meat-substitute, etc.» (to quote the README).

The project is seemly dead - or at least paused for Smith - with no update seen since early 2023 - thanks to this, and that it is under The Unlicense, a number of forks have been made to carry on the work with much of the same aims.

Based Cooking itself (and forks) was mirrored on the MDKwiki.

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basic_meatballs

# Basic Meatballs

Hybrid beef/pork meatballs perfect for spaghetti and meatballs or a meatball sub.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 200°C/400F
  2. In a bowl, combine all ingredients
  3. Hand form into balls by packing with your hands and then rolling. Set aside on a baking sheet, preferably one with a cooling rack
  4. Either halfway through the packing process or after forming all meatballs, heat a large skillet to medium-high heat
  5. Add 1-2 tbsp of oil to the skillet (enough to evenly coat the skillet), and bring to heat
  6. Fill the skillet with meatballs, start by browning one face, flip once at after 2-3 minutes, and then remove to the baking sheet after another 2-3 minute. Continue in batches until all meatballs have been browned
  7. Transfer to the oven, and cook until the inside registers 60°C/140F on an instant read thermometer. This should be about 20 minutes for large meatballs (16 per batch), maybe 10 for small (48 per batch)
  8. Serve with pasta or on a meatball sub

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basic_waffles

# Basic Waffles

This is a basic recipe for waffles that are made with the help of a waffle maker:

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Beat the eggs till creamy.
  2. Gradually add all the sugar and the vanilla flavouring.
  3. Melt and then mix in the butter.
  4. Add the baking powder.
  5. Add the milk and flower in alternation. Stir constantly while doing so.
  6. Blend and mix until you got a smooth dough. Use the highest speed of your mixer.
  7. Let the dough rest for a couple of minutes. Turn on & preheat your waffle maker, then pour in the dough. Bake inside the waffle maker till golden brown.

Enjoy!

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batter_pudding

# Batter Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Stir the flour, gradually, into the milk, carefully dissolving all the lumps. Beat the eggs very light, and add them by degrees to the milk and flour. Put in the salt, and stir the whole well together.
  2. Take a very thick pudding-cloth. A square cloth, which when tied up will make the pudding of a round form, is better than a bag. Dip it in boiling water, and flour it.
  3. Pour into it the mixture and tie it up, leaving room for it to swell.
  4. Boil it hard, one hour, and keep it in the pot, till it is time to send it to table.
  5. Serve it up with wine-sauce.

Apple Batter Pudding is made by pouring the batter over a dish of apples, pared, cored, and sweetened, either whole or cut in pieces. Bake it, and eat it with butter and sugar.

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bayeux

# Bayeux

BAYEUX (Q84664005 on Wikidata), a town of north-western France, capital of an arrondissement in the department of Calvados, 18 m. N.W. of Caen on the Western railway. Pop. (1906) 6930. Bayeux is situated on the Aure, 5 m. from the English Channel. Its majestic cathedral was built in the 13th century on the site of a Romanesque church, to which the lateral arcades of the nave and the two western towers with their high stone spires belonged. A third and still loftier tower, the upper part of which, in the florid Gothic style, is modern, surmounts the crossing. The chancel, surrounded with radiating chapels, is a fine example of early Gothic. Underneath it there is a crypt of the 11th century restored in the 15th century. The oak stalls in the choir are fine examples of late 16th-century carving. The former bishop's palace, parts of which are of great age though the main building is of the 18th century, serves as law-court and hôtel de ville. Bayeux possesses many quaint, timbered houses and stone mansions in its quiet streets. The museum contains the celebrated Bayeux tapestry. The town is the seat of a bishop and of a sub-prefect; it has tribunals of first instance and of commerce, an ecclesiastical seminary, a communal college and a chamber of arts and manufactures. Dyeing, leather-dressing, lace-making and the manufacture of porcelain for household and laboratory purposes are carried on.

Till the 4th century Bayeux bore the name of Augustodurum, but afterwards, when it became the capital of the two tribes of the Baiocasses and Viducasses, took the name of Civitas Baiocassium. Its bishopric dates from the latter half of the 4th century. Before the Norman invasion it was governed by counts. Taken in 890 by the Scandinavian chief, Rollo, it was soon after peopled by the Normans and became a residence of the dukes of Normandy, one of whom, Richard I., built about 960 a castle which survived till the 18th century. During the quarrels between the sons of William the Conqueror it was pillaged and sacked by Henry I. in 1106, and in later times it underwent siege and capture on several occasions during the Hundred Years' War and the religious wars of the 16th century. Till 1790 it was the capital of the Bessin, a district of lower Normandy.

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bayeux_france

# Bayeux

Bayeux (Q84664005 on Wikidata), a town of north-western France, capital of an arrondissement in the department of Calvados, 18 m. N.W. of Caen on the Western railway. Pop. (1906) 6930. Bayeux is situated on the Aure, 5 m. from the English Channel. Its majestic cathedral was built in the 13th century on the site of a Romanesque church, to which the lateral arcades of the nave and the two western towers with their high stone spires belonged. A third and still loftier tower, the upper part of which, in the florid Gothic style, is modern, surmounts the crossing. The chancel, surrounded with radiating chapels, is a fine example of early Gothic. Underneath it there is a crypt of the 11th century restored in the 15th century. The oak stalls in the choir are fine examples of late 16th-century carving. The former bishop's palace, parts of which are of great age though the main building is of the 18th century, serves as law-court and hôtel de ville. Bayeux possesses many quaint, timbered houses and stone mansions in its quiet streets. The museum contains the celebrated Bayeux tapestry (see below). The town is the seat of a bishop and of a sub-prefect; it has tribunals of first instance and of commerce, an ecclesiastical seminary, a communal college and a chamber of arts and manufactures. Dyeing, leather-dressing, lace-making and the manufacture of porcelain for household and laboratory purposes are carried on.

Till the 4th century Bayeux bore the name of Augustodurum, but afterwards, when it became the capital of the two tribes of the Baiocasses and Viducasses, took the name of Civitas Baiocassium. Its bishopric dates from the latter half of the 4th century. Before the Norman invasion it was governed by counts. Taken in 890 by the Scandinavian chief, Rollo, it was soon after peopled by the Normans and became a residence of the dukes of Normandy, one of whom, Richard I., built about 960 a castle which survived till the 18th century. During the quarrels between the sons of William the Conqueror it was pillaged and sacked by Henry I. in 1106, and in later times it underwent siege and capture on several occasions during the Hundred Years' War and the religious wars of the 16th century. Till 1790 it was the capital of the Bessin, a district of lower Normandy.

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bean_salad

# Bean Salad

There are a number of recipes on how to make a bean salad on the MDKwiki:


bean_salad_maxuel

# Three Bean Salad

Easy recipe to expand - black turtle beans and chickpeas also work well here.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put dressing ingredients in a large salad bowl an whisk until blended.
  2. Empty cans of beans into a colander and rinse under cold water.
  3. Chop remaining vegetables and add to dressing. Add beans and gently stir.
  4. Refrigerate for at least an hour before serving, stirring occasionally.

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bean_salad_roessing

# Bean Salad

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil the beans until tender in salt water, not soft, drain and let cool. When cold add the onion, cut fine; mix the cream, vinegar, salt, sugar and pepper and pour over beans; serve very cold on lettuce leaves.

Hard boiled eggs can be used as a garnish.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Mrs. F. M. Roessing.


bebek_mropol

# Bebek Mropol

Bebek Mprol is a traditional Indonesian dish made with duck, coconut milk, and spices. It has a rich and savory flavor with a slightly sweet and tangy taste from the tamarind paste.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat up a large pot over medium-high heat, and add the duck pieces skin side first to render the fat. Flip and cook until the duck is browned on all sides.
  2. Add the minced garlic, shallots, and sliced chilies to the pot, and stir-fry for a few minutes until fragrant.
  3. Pour in the coconut milk, and add the lemongrass, kaffir lime leaves, bay leaves, salt, sugar, and tamarind paste. Stir well to combine.
  4. Bring the mixture to a boil, then reduce the heat to low and let it simmer for about 1 hour, or until the duck is tender and the sauce has thickened.
  5. Serve the Bebek Mprol hot with a side of white rice.

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bechamel_sauce

# Bechamel Sauce

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cook white stock 20 minutes with onion, carrot, bay leaf, parsley and peppercorns, and then strain; there should be one cupful.

Melt the butter, add flour, and gradually the hot stock and milk. Season with salt and pepper.

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beef_and_broccoli

# Beef and Broccoli

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat oil, add beef and stir-fry until meat is browned and push to sides of pan.
  2. Add broccoli and carrots. Cover and steam vegetables until they are only slightly crunchy.
  3. Remove vegetables to a bowl. Add bouillon, salt and pepper to meat.
  4. Combine corn starch, 2 Tbsp water, and soy sauce. Add to meat to thicken sauce.
  5. Add vegetables and heat. Serve over rice.

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beef_goulash

# Beef Goulash

Although it takes some time to make, it is actually quite easy to make, and it is a really hearty and delicious recipe, if I do say so myself.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat up the frying pan and add some oil.
  2. Cut the potatoes into small pieces and fry them on the frying pan over medium-heat, add some salt.
  3. Chop the onion.
  4. Cut the beef into small enough pieces and dust with flour.
  5. After about 15 minutes of frying the potatoes, add the onions and beef to the pan and fry for another 10-15 minutes, or until brown.
  6. While the beef, potatoes and onions are frying, cut the carrot and mushrooms, and chop the parsley and cilantro.
  7. Once the beef is brown, add water to the pan, and add the rest of the ingredients, including salt, black pepper and herbs/spices to taste.
  8. Mix thoroughly, cover the pan with a lid and stew for about 60-80 minutes over low-heat. While it is stewing, you can get back to doing some other things, like watching memes.
  9. Remove from stove, serve hot and enjoy with some beer or cider (or your favorite beverage).

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/beef-goulash/

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beef_jerky

# Beef Jerky

Beef Jerky is ideal for road trips and camping, as it will not perish as readily as fresh meat. It is suitable not only as a snack but also as a meal. This recipe for jerky is not heavily brined and flavored as commercial jerky is.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mince or press garlic.
  2. Mix all ingredients except beef to make brine.
  3. Slice beef into ¼» (½ cm) thick strips. Small chunks, about ¾» (2 cm), of stewing beef may also be used. If possible, cut along the grain of the meat rather than across it. It may be easier to freeze the meat before attempting to cut it, as this will stop the meat pulling and deforming so easily.
  4. Marinate meat in overnight, or at least for an hour or two.
  5. Place meat on racks and dry in a food dehydrator at 145 °F (63 °C) for 6-8 hours. May be dried in a 150 °F (65 °C) oven with foil-covered racks. In oven, turn meat over 3-4 hours into drying time and reduce temperature to 130 °F (55 °C).
  6. Meat should bend but not break when properly dried.

Note

Other meats may be substituted instead of beef, but use caution.

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beef_kidney

# Beef Kidney

My wife's beef kidney recipe

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. clean the kidney and remove the fat
  2. cut the kidney into small chunks (2cm or 3/4»)
  3. put butter in a casserole dish
  4. add kidney, parsley, bay leaf, salt, pepper
  5. brown in the casserole for 10 minutes while stirring (don't burn)
  6. add 2 glasses of dry white wine
  7. add half a glass of water so that the mixture is well-bathed
  8. simmer for 35 minutes
  9. add about 400g of toasted bread in pieces
  10. simmer for another 10 minutes

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beef_liver_and_onions

# Liver and Onions

Though most people find liver barely tolerable to eat, it is extremely nutritious (the most nutrient dense food in the world!). If you really can't stand the taste of it, add more vegetables and lower the amount of liver, as even a very small portion is highly beneficial.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat up the pan to medium with oil / animal fat.
  2. Chop up the onions into long pieces or small squares, to your preference.
  3. Put onions in pan. Wait a couple minutes, turn the heat to high, and add the liver. Stir frequently to prevent onions from burning. Cook for about 10 minutes.
  4. If pieces of beef liver are large, cut them into smaller pieces. About half a finger in size is best.
  5. Add other vegetables. (optional)
  6. Season generously with salt and any seasoning you like. Various spice rubs work well.

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beef_stew

# Traditional beef or lamb stew

This is a recipe for a typical Irish stew. This is traditionally made with lamb since it's cheaper however, beef tastes a lot better and is more readily available in North America I've been told. This is good if you want to feed a family or if you just want to be lazy and eat the same thing for 2 or 3 days. Besides browning the meat this is really just throwing stuff into a pot in a certain order. This is the kind of dish that tastes better the next day so it's ideal for making on a Sunday and eating for the next 2 or 3 days.

Serve with mashed potatoes.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut up the onion, carrot and celery into bite-sized chunks roughly the same size as the meat. The garlic can go in whole.
  2. Brown the meat on all sides. Get a large pot with some oil and sear the edges of the meat. Do this in batches and try not to overcrowd the pot. Browning the meat on the outside will give it a much nicer texture when you go to eat this and should not be skipped for convenience.
  3. Remove the meat and add in the vegetables. Adding some salt will help remove the moisture in the veg and will help deglaze the caramelised bits at the bottom of the pot.
  4. (Optional) If you have a Guinness or some other stout add the meat back in an deglaze with about a third of the can. This will add some extra flavour. Wait until the alcohol has completely evaporated until you stir or continue.
  5. Add back in the meat and add in the stock and herbs. Lower the heat and allow to simmer for about 2 - 2.5 hours.
  6. After 2 hours the stew will be a bit thicker but probably still watery. The easiest thing to do is add some cut up potatoes for the last half hour. The starch will help thicken the stew considerably. Otherwise you can mix a teaspoon of flour with water in a cup and slowly add this to the stew while whisking.

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beef_tips

# Beef Tips in Gravy on Sour Cream Mashed Potatoes

Tender chunks of meat in a rich brown gravy poured over sour cream mashed potatoes, made in a pressure cooker. This recipe is a modification of the Texas Cafe Classics Sirloin Tips Recipe by Mark Rippetoe.

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beef Tips in Gravy

  1. Throw your pressure cooker with an open lid onto high heat or turn it onto saute mode if it's electric
  2. Chop up the fat into very small, uniform cubes or strips and begin to saute it in the pressure cooker
  3. Chop up your meat into medium, uniform cubes or strips and add it to the fat
  4. Optional: If you are not using red wine as a deglaze in step 7 or are not cooking a large amount (~2+ pounds/~1+ kg) of meat, you may want to add a teaspoon or so of beef bouillon into the pressure cooker to intensify the beef flavor of the gravy
  5. Add a generous amount of salt and pepper to taste along with a tiny pinch of garlic powder and stir (be very conservative with the garlic powder)
  6. Once the meat is sufficiently browned off and there is a nice glaze forming on the bottom of the cooker, deglaze the cooker using hot water or red wine (optional) for more flavor.
  7. Put the top on your pressure cooker and allow the meat to cook for around 30 minutes on low heat while you prepare your mashed potatoes
  8. After half an hour, vent your pressure cooker, remove the lid, and put the cooker back on low heat
  9. Add a small amount of hot water until the liquid in the cooker is a bit more than the amount of gravy you want, then allow it to come to a boil
  10. In a small bowl, mix up some flour with warm water to the consistency of a very runny batter
  11. Very slowly begin adding flour water into the pot while constantly stirring until the gravy thickens and reaches the consistency you desire (it's very easy to overthicken the gravy here, don't overdo it!)
  12. Turn off the heat and plate on top of your sour cream mashed potatoes, shown below

Sour Cream Mashed Potatoes

  1. Peel and dice up your potatoes
  2. Boil them on medium heat in a pot of slightly salty water until they begin to fall apart when poked with a fork
  3. Turn off the heat and pour off the water
  4. Mash up the potatoes to the chunkiness you desire
  5. While the potatoes are still warm, add a generous amount of butter and shredded cheese and stir
  6. Add a very small amount of milk and stir (be conservative here, the sour cream will provide most of the softness of the mash)
  7. Begin adding sour cream and thoroughly mixing until the mash reaches your desired consistency
  8. Plate under your beef tips in gravy

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beef_wellington

# Beef Wellington

# Ingredients

Side note: Fillet beef is preferred. It gives the beef wellington a soft, tender and juicy flavour. Trust me, using fillet is worth it.

# Directions

  1. Season the fillet with salt and black pepper.
  2. With a nicely-oiled pan on high heat, sear the fillet on all sides, including the ends. For the standard medium-rare beef wellington, do not cook the fillet, just sear it, tough if you want something more cooked than medium-rare, it's wise to give it more heat here. Put it aside on a plate.
  3. Brush the fillet with yellow mustard immediatly after taking it out of the pan. This allows the musturd's flavour to be absorbed by the fillet and thus preserve a mildly hot flavor.
  4. Chop the mushrooms. Put them in a food processor. Transfer the purée to a sauté pan that has been heated to medium high heat to cook. Allow the mushrooms to release their moisture; once the moisture has been boiled away take the mushrooms out of pan to cool.
  5. Lay out the slices of ham on plastic wrap and spread the mushroom mixture over the ham. Place the fillet in the middle. Wrap the fillet into a tight barrel shape twist the end of the plastic wrap to secure the wrap and the refrigerate the whole thing for 20 minutes.
  6. Preheat the oven to 302°F/150°C.
  7. On a lightly floured surface, roll out a sheet of puff pastry to a size that will fit the fillet. Preserve a little excess pastry. Unwrap the fillet-mushroom-ham from the plastic wrap and place in the middle of the pastry dough. Brush the edges of the pastry with the beaten egg yolks.
  8. Place the pastry-wrapped thing on a baking tray. Brush the exposed surface again with the beaten eggs. Optionally, score the top of the pastry with a knife, to give it a better presentation. Scratch the surface of it but don't cut it through. Season it through with coarse salt.
  9. Bake at 302°F/105°C for 35-42 minutes. The pastry should be nicely golden when done. Let it rest for about 10 minutes and cut it into 1in/2.54cm-thick slices for presentation.

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belgian_hare

# Belgian Hare

# Ingredients

# Directions

Skin rabbits and wash well in salt water. Cut off the surplus skin and use only the backs and hind quarters. Place in roasting pan, putting one slice of bacon on each piece of rabbit. Have the oven hot.

Start the rabbits cooking, turning the bacon over so it will brown; when brown turn down the gas to cook slowly. Pour 1/2 the cream over in the beginning and baste often. When half done pour in the remainder of the cream and cook 1 1/2 hours.

If there is no sour cream, add 1 tablespoon of vinegar to sweet cream. The cream makes a delicious sauce.

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belgian_pear_syrup

# Belgian pear syrup

A delicious syrup that can be eaten on bread and used in a multitude of recipes.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Wash the outside of the fruit with water and cut it in 8 medium sized pieces. You don't have to core or deseed the fruit; everything can go in the pot.
  2. Place the fruit in a large pan with a thick bottom so you get even heat. I suggest you place the pears on the bottom, since they don't burn as fast. Add the glass of water.
  3. If you are using them, add the dried fruits at this point.
  4. Put the heat as low as possible and let it all slowly stew for 3 hours, stirring every now and then.
  5. At this point, you can boil your glass jars to sterilize them. Place the sterilized jars on a clean, dry towel.
  6. When the fruit is done cooking for 3 hours, grab your sieve or cheese cloth, and place it over a bowl, run your fruit through it until you have extracted all the clear liquid. You can discard the pulp.
  7. Quickly rinse the pot with water until clean and add the fruit liquid back. Place back on the stove.
  8. Add the sugar. Add a bit less sugar if you also used dried fruits.
  9. Cook for another 2 hours. After that, stir every so often, Be careful with the stirring; if you stir too often, it might caramelize too quickly.
  10. After two to two and a half hours, your syrup should be nearly done.
  11. At this point, it's up to you on how thick you want your syrup to be. A good way to test the viscosity is to drop a little bit on a cold plate or on your countertop to see how it is at room temperature.
  12. When you are happy with the viscosity, pour the syrup into your sterilized jars and immediately seal them.

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black_bean_soup

# Black Bean Soup

One pint of black beans soaked over night in 3 quarts of water.

In the morning pour off the water and add fresh 3 quarts. Boil slowly 4 hours. When done there should be 1 quart. Add a quart of beef stock, 4 whole cloves, 4 whole allspice, 1 stalk of celery, 1 good-sized onion, 1 small carrot, 1 small turnip, all cut fine and fried in a little butter.

Add 1 tablespoon flour, season with salt and pepper and rub through a fine sieve.

Serve with slices of lemon and egg balls.

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black_walnut_cake

# Black Walnut Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

Bake 20 or 30 minutes according to oven.

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blanquette_of_veal

# Blanquette of Veal

# Ingredients

# Directions

Saute the veal a moment in butter or lard without browning. Sprinkle with flour and add water making a white sauce. Add any gravy you may have left over, or 2 or 3 bouillon cubes and the onions and let cook 3/4 of an hour on slow fire. Just before serving add yolks of eggs mixed with cream.

Cook for a moment, sprinkle with finely chopped parsley and serve.

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bloody_mary_mix

# Bloody Mary Mix

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a large pitcher, combine juice cocktail, lemon juice and brown sugar. Season with Worcestershire sauce, horseradish, hot sauce and celery salt. Cover, and refrigerate 8 to 12 hours to allow flavors to meld.

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blueberry_muffins

# Blueberry Muffins

⏲️ Prep time: 10 min 🍳 Cook time: 30 min 🍽️ Servings: 12

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C). Line a muffin tin with paper liners or just grease the tin directly.
  2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the dry ingredients: flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt.
  3. In a separate bowl, whisk together the wet ingredients: melted butter, milk, eggs, and vanilla extract.
  4. Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Do not overmix.
  5. Gently fold in the fresh blueberries.
  6. Spoon the batter into the prepared muffin tin, filling each cup about three-quarters full.
  7. Bake in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of a muffin comes out clean.
  8. Remove the muffins from the oven and allow them to cool in the tin for a few minutes.
  9. Transfer the muffins to a wire rack to cool completely before serving.

Enjoy your homemade blueberry muffins!

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boiled_mayonnaise_dressing

# Boiled Mayonnaise Dressing

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix dry ingredients and beaten egg. Add melted butter and vinegar. Beat well until thoroughly mixed. Add boiling water; cook until thick. Use level measures. If too thick use plain cream to thin.

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boiled_rice

# Boiled Rice

# Ingredients

Wash very thoroughly one cupful of rice; boil for twenty minutes in three quarts of boiling water; drain and shake well, pour cold water over the rice to separate the grains, and set in the oven a few minutes to keep hot.

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bolinhos_de_coco

# Bolinhos de Coco

This is a Portuguese dish that translates to «coconut cupcakes,» though there are probably lots of equivalent dishes from other cultures. Its simplicity and short preparation time make it perfect for a snack or dessert.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix the non-optional ingredients in a medium bowl.
  2. Scoop tablespoons of the batter into a cookie sheet or cupcake pan.
  3. Cook for around 10 minutes or until slightly brown on top.
  4. Top with powdered sugar if desired.
  5. Let cool and enjoy!

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bolo_do_caco

# Bolo do Caco (Caco Bread)

A traditional Madeiran-Portuguese Bread

# Ingredients

Imperial

Metric - 750 g sweet potato - 1 kg all-purpose flour - 150 ml water (warm at 75F / 35C) - 3 tablespoons active dry yeast - 3 teaspoons salt

# Directions

  1. Peel the sweet potatoes. Cut into large pieces and place in a saucepan.
  2. Cover with water, bring to a boil and cook covered for 20 minutes over 1. medium-high heat.
  3. Drain the sweet potatoes and mash them. Add salt.
  4. Mix the yeast and water and let stand for 10 minutes.
  5. Pour the flour into a large salad bowl.
  6. Dig a well in the center and add the mashed sweet potato and yeast.
  7. Knead to obtain a homogeneous and elastic dough.
  8. Let the dough ferment for 3 days in the refrigerator.
  9. After 3 days, divide the dough into 8 to 10 pieces of equal weight on a work surface dusted with flour.
  10. Form balls and flatten them to a thickness of about 1 inch (2,5cm).
  11. Let them rest for 30 minutes in a warm place, protected from drafts.
  12. Heat a dry pan over medium-high heat and cook the bolos do caco on both sides until a thin and slightly hard crust is formed. Turn them over very regularly.
  13. Then take each bolo do caco with tongs and turn them around on the hot pan to bake the sides.
  14. Serve warm or lukewarm with salted butter and parsley.

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bolognese_sauce

# Bolognese Sauce

Basic bolognese sauce for lasagne or pasta dishes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Finely dice the carrots, celery, onion and pancetta, if your blender can handle it you can optionally blend all this to speed it up.
  2. Heat up a large saucepan or dutch oven on medium low heat and put enough olive oil in to cover the bottom of the pan.
  3. Put in your diced veggies and pancetta and let it slowly sauté for about 10 minutes until everything is fragrant and soft.
  4. If you are using garlic add it here and let it sweat for a minute
  5. Add in your minced meat and break it up into small clumps about the size of a rice grain with a spoon, keep stiring until all your meat is lightly cooked.
  6. Once all your meat is cooked and looks a bit grey add your wine, add enough to fully deglaze the pan (I usually add a little bit extra for the flavor) stir it through until it has completely evaporated. (If you are using it you can also add the stock at this point)
  7. Once your pan is somewhat dry you can add the tomato paste to the beef, let it cook for a minute to remove the slight metallic taste.
  8. Add your canned and peeled tomatoes and use your spoon to break them up, you don't have to be too thorough since they will soften up while the sauce cooks.
  9. add the diced tomatoes, fill the jar your tomatoes came in with water give it a shake and add that to the pot, do the same with your can of peeled tomatoes.
  10. lower your heat to the lowest setting and slightly cover the pan with your lid.
  11. let it simmer for as long as you can wait, preferably at least 4 hours, if it starts getting a bit too dry you can add a bit more water to make sure the sauce doesn't burn.
  12. Once it's done simmering for as long as you can muster and its nice and thick, the liquid should not come above your meat and should be pretty concentrated
  13. You can add your glass of milk, let it simmer for 10 more minutes and serve.

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bran_bread

# Bran Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Bake until thoroughly done.

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brandied_peaches

# Brandied Peaches

Take off skins with boiling water. For each pound of fruit allow 1/2 cupful of sugar and 1/2 pint of water. When syrup is boiling, put in peaches, a few at a time, and cook until done, but not too soft. Just pierce with straw.

Spread on platters to cool.

When cool, put in jars and fill up with the syrup mixed with just as much good brandy.

Have syrup thick and seal hot.

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bread

# Bread

This is a recipe for a basic loaf of bread. The dough itself can be used however. I've made buns, rolls, and whole bread loafs using this same exact dough every time without a problem. Eat within 3 days as it will probably be going stale around then (as bread without preservatives and other junk should).

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Proof the yeast. To do this warm 1/4 cup water to about bath water heat (110 degrees F, 43 degrees C) add active dry yeast and 1 Tsp sugar. Let sit for about 10 minutes, mixture should at least be doubled in size after waiting.
  2. Combine rest of water, yeast mixture, maple syrup (or other sweetener), salt, and flour in a large mixing bowl and stir. The result will be a sticky, rough dough. Use a spoon to stir until well combined and when it can no longer do the job, knead and turn it in the bowl with your hands.
  3. Lift the dough out and lightly grease the bowl with nonstick spray or olive oil. Cover and let rise for 2 hours at room temperature.
  4. Transfer dough to a lightly floured work surface and knead until dough is elastic. Rule of thumb is 10 minutes of kneading.
  5. Place seam-side down in a lightly greased loaf pan or baking sheet. Loosely cover with plastic wrap and let rest for 45-60 minutes.
  6. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (218 C)* toward the end of the dough resting time and place a metal pan (NOT glass, Pyrex, or ceramic) on the lowest oven rack. Also have 1 cup of hot water ready.
  7. When the oven is preheated, slash the bread 2 or 3 times with a knife, making a cut about ½-inch deep.
  8. Place in oven on middle rack. Then carefully pour hot water into the shallow pan on the rack beneath. Expect it to bubble and steam; then close oven door quickly.
  9. Bake the bread for 26 to 35 minutes, or until deep golden brown and risen. Tapping the top of the loaf should produce a hollow sound.
  10. Remove the bread from the oven and let rest in the pan for 5 minutes. Then carefully remove from pan and transfer to a cooling rack to cool. Let it cool completely before slicing for best results (otherwise it can be doughy in the middle).
  11. Store leftovers in a plastic bag at room temperature for up to a few days. Transfer to freezer for longer term storage.

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bread_crumb_omelet

# Bread Crumb Omelet

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beat all well together, pour into a buttered dish and bake in a slow oven until lightly browned.

Should be served at once, as it sinks down when cooling. This does not harm it only it does not look so pretty. If it browns too quickly–cover.

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bread_pudding

# Bread Pudding

There are a number of recipes on how to make a bread pudding on the MDKwiki:


bread_pudding_miss_leslie

# Bread Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil the milk with the cinnamon, strain it, and set it away till quite cold.
  2. Grate as much crumb of stale bread as will weigh a quarter of a pound. Beat the eggs, and when the milk is cold, stir them into it in turn with the bread and sugar. Add the lemon-peel, and if you choose, a table spoonful of rosewater.
  3. Bake it in a buttered dish, and grate nutmeg over it when done. Do not send it to table hot. Baked puddings should never be eaten till they have become cold, or at least cool.

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bread_pudding_petch

# Bread Pudding

This recipe is designed to use up spare bread, so base the other quantities on the amount of bread, and how much liquid it can absorb.

# Ingredients

# Directions

Preheat the oven to 150C (302F)

  1. Soak the sultanas in water until they become more swollen, overnight if you have time.
  2. Tear the bread into strips and place in a baking tin
  3. Whisk the milk, eggs and sugar to taste, creating a custard. (this is the main way of adding sweetness, so adjust to your liking.)
  4. Grate the nutmeg into a bowl (use a cheesegrater. This will take a while but is worth it)
  5. (Optional) Crumble the bay leaves into the nutmeg
  6. Whisk the spice mixture into the custard mixture, leaving a small amount spare for sprinkling
  7. Take the sultanas out of the water, and add them to the bread in the baking tin. Mix thoroughly.
  8. (Optional) Add the almonds along with the sultanas to the baking tin.
  9. Mix the spiced custard into the baking tin. If you have added almonds, make sure they are distributed well.
  10. Add the rest of the spice mixture to the top, with some sugar; again to taste.
  11. Put in the oven for roughly 1hr 15mins. Poke with a butter knife in the centre once it looks ready. If wet, it is not done.
  12. (Optional) Once cool, put in the fridge over night to solidify more; it is more delicious after a day in the fridge.

Enjoy!

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breakfast_wrap

# Breakfast Wrap

The basic parts of a full English in a wrap. Inspired by McDonald's breakfast wraps.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Begin by cutting the sausages in half and frying them ensuring that they're cooked the whole way through.
  2. Next, fry the bacon.
  3. Next, possibly while the bacon is frying, crack an egg into a bowl, add a dash of milk and whisk it
  4. Then, put the egg mixture into the microwave for a minute, take it out and whisk it again, do this twice again or until the scrambled egg is ready.
  5. Add the sausage, bacon and scrambled egg to a wrap (I recommend two sausage halves, a bacon rasher and half the bowl of scrambled egg per wrap). Add ketchup if desired.

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breton_crepes

# Breton Crêpes (Breton Galettes)

Buckwheat crêpes eaten as dishes, traditionally garnished with ham, eggs and cheese (galette complète).

~15/20 galettes.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix flour, salt, egg and water. (In this order to avoid dry flour)
  2. Let it rest one hour at room temperature.
  3. Cook the galette on a crepe-maker or a big flat pan.
  4. When garnishing, heat the galette again with a bit of salted butter.

Always keep the crepe-maker's T stick in water while cooking so the dough doesn't dry on it. It will then be easier to spread the dough.

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bride_s_cake

# Bride's Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

This makes two good sized cakes, or four layers.

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brigadeiro

# Brigadeiro

A very traditional Brazilian dessert that is present in every Brazilian birthday party! Delicious and super easy to make.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add all ingredients into a pan.
  2. Put it under low heat and stir it (preferably with a wooden spoon) until it stops sticking to the bottom of the pan.
  3. Remove it from the pan and eat it with a spoon or roll it into small balls.
  4. If you chose to roll it into balls, you may also roll them around in sprinkles while still hot.

# Closing remarks

Depending on how much brigadeiro you want to make, you'll have to add more or less of each ingredient, so be creative! Be careful with the chocolate powder, you definitely do not want to add too much of it!

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broiled_salt_mackerel

# Broiled Salt Mackerel

Wash and scrape the fish. Soak all night, changing the water at bed time for tepid and again early in the morning for almost scalding hot. Keep this hot for an hour by setting the vessel containing the soaking fish on the side of the range. Wash next in cold water with a stiff brush or rough cloth, wipe perfectly dry, rub all over again with salad oil and vinegar or lemon juice and let it lie in this marmalade for a quarter of an hour before broiling. Place on a hot dish with a mixture of butter, lemon juice and minced parsley.

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broiled_trevally

# Broiled Trevally

Well, it's actually a giant trevally, and if you have seen one, that fish looks ugly. So here's a recipe to make it look-and taste!-more appealing.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Dice carrots, eggplant, squash, tomatoes and onions. Place these on a pan.
  2. Put basil, thyme, bay leaf, salt, and pepper on each of the fish's side. Place the fish above the veggies.
  3. Crush garlic and ginger (with mortar and pestle, of course) and place this in and around the fish.
  4. Give it all a good splash of olive oil.
  5. Cover the pan and set to medium-low fire, until everything looks cooked.
  6. Flip the fish on the other side, just to make sure that it's properly cooked.
  7. Check the doneness of the squash: if it's cooked, everything is.
  8. Let everything set for 5 mins. before serving.

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broiled_venison_steaks

# Broiled Venison Steaks

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the steaks not quite an inch thick.
  2. Trim them nicely, and season them with a little black pepper and salt.
  3. Have ready, over a bed of clear bright hot coals from a wood fire (or a stove), a gridiron with grooved bars to catch the gravy.
  4. Put down the steaks, and when one side is quite done turn the other, and broil that. (Venison should always be very thoroughly done.)
  5. Before you take up the steaks, lay a bit of nice fresh butter upon each.
  6. Take them up on a hot dish, and keep them warm.
  7. Pour off the gravy into a small saucepan. Give it a boil over the fire, and skim off all the fat from the surface.
  8. Stir into it some nice wine, and serve up with the steaks a deep dish of cranberry, or peach sauce, or a large cup of grape jelly.

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brown_bread

# Brown Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Bake 1 hour and a quarter in a moderate oven. Stir in soda, dissolved, last thing, beating well. This makes 2 small loaves.

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brown_sauce

# Brown Sauce

A very basic sauce that can be used for various dishes.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop and sauté the onions and put the aside for a while
  2. Melt the butter on a pan and add the flour to it
  3. Brown the flour on medium heat until the mixture is dark brown
  4. Add the bouillon in small batches while stirring with a whisker
  5. Let the sauce boil and thicken for few minutes
  6. Add the onions and ground some pepper in the sauce
  7. (optional) Add preferred meat to the sauce or use as is

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brown_sugar_pie

# Brown Sugar Pie

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cook until waxy looking, then take the yolks of 2 eggs and 1 heaping tablespoon of flour and 1 1/2 cupfuls milk. Mix all together smooth. Add to the above ingredients. Cook until thick and add vanilla. Have a baked crust, use the whites beaten stiff for the top. Return to the oven for a minute or two.

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burger_dressing

# Hamburger dressing

A delicious home made hamburger dressing 🍔

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix ingredients in a bowl

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butter_based_biscuit

# Butter-based biscuit and cookies

This recipe is some basic recommandations for making butter based biscuits (aka shortbread, sablés, cookies ...). The complexity comes from the presence of butter mostly.

# Ingredients

# Directions

# Prepare the dough

  1. Mix the sugar and eggs until it gets white
  2. Add the «Pommade» butter and mix thoroughly until the preparation is airy. «pommade» is french for ointment, this is a specific state of butter that is nor liquid nor solid.
  3. Gradually add the flour

# Let it sit

  1. The dough should not be sticky and made into a ball wrapped in cellophane/film
  2. Put the dough ball 1h in the fridge (15 minutes in the freezer if you are in a hurry less consistent). The dough needs to be cold when putting in the oven to prevent butter from flowing out and separating from the dough

# Cooking the dough

  1. Heat your oven to 200 °C with the cooking tray
  2. Quickly shape the dough so it remains cold. Most important is the thickness, the thicker it is the longer it has to cook and the more chances the butter flows out.
  3. Transfer the baking paper with the uncooked shortbreads on the hot cooking tray
  4. Let cook for 12 to 15 minutes to your liking, the brown colour means the sugar has caramelized and it is crunchy
  5. Work is not done, when out of the oven, the shortbreads will fill soft and crumbly, they need 1 or 2 minutes of cooling before being solid enough to handle
  6. Whenever possible transfer the shortbreads on a grid or «oven shelf» so air flow can circulate Necessary for the texture of the shortbread otherwise moisture will remain inside and will be less crunchy.

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butter_biscuits

# Butter Biscuits

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut up the butter in the flour, and put the salt to it. Wet it to a stiff dough with the milk or water. Mix it well with a knife.
  2. Throw some flour on the paste-board, take the dough out of the pan, and knead it very well.
  3. Roll it out into a large thick sheet, and beat it very hard on both sides with the rolling-pin. Beat it a long time.
  4. Cut it out with a tin, or cup, into small round thick cakes. Beat each cake on both sides, with the rolling-pin. Prick them, with a fork. Put them in buttered pans, and bake them of a light brown in a slow oven.

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butter_cake

# Butter Cake

⏲️ Prep time: 10 min 🍳 Cook time: 50 min 🍽️ Servings: 8-10

# Ingredients

For steps 1-5: - 250g unsalted butter (warm to room temperature first) - 130g caster sugar - 1tsp vanilla extract - 4 egg yolks - 200g sifted self-raising flour (use as little as 180g for a moister texture) - 60mL milk - (optional) 30g cocoa powder (for a marbled appearance)

For the meringue in step 6: - 50g caster sugar - Egg whites separated from the yolks above

# Directions

  1. Beat butter, sugar, and vanilla extract until incorporated.
  2. Beat in egg yolks one at a time.
  3. Beat in half of the sifted flour, then the milk. Take care not to overwork the gluten after the flour is added. You may well find that manually stirring in the flour yields better results.
  4. Beat or stir in the remainder of the flour until just incorporated.
  5. (optional) Separate approximately one-third of the batter and mix in with it cocoa powder.
  6. To make the meringue, beat egg whites at high speed while gradually adding sugar until firm peaks form.
  7. Fold the meringue into the batter. If you have done the fifth optional step, then you'll need to portion out approximately one-third of the meringue for the cocoa batter, and the remainder for the normal one.
  8. Pour the batter(s) into a cake tin, and tap it on the countertop to get rid of any large air pockets.
  9. (optional) For the marbled appearance, run a skewer or chopstick through the batter a few times. Do not overdo this lest you end up with a homogenously light brown cake rather than a yellow cake with dark brown streaks.
  10. Bake at 175°C/350°F (conventional non-fan-forced) for 40-60min depending on the resulting batter thickness in your specific cake tin. Just keep an eye on it and you'll be fine; test its doneness by inserting a skewer and seeing whether it comes out clean.

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butter_chicken_masala

# Butter Chicken Masala Curry

Butter chicken Masala is one of India's most popular chicken recipes, a mild curry with a tomato-onion-cream base and boneless chicken pieces cooked in it to perfection.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a bowl, mix chicken with salt, pepper, 1/2 tbsp ginger-garlic paste, 1/2 tbsp chili powder, turmeric powder, and lemon juice for the chicken marinade; let marinate for an hour.
  2. Roast the marinated chicken in an oven at medium temperature for 5 to 10 minutes. The chicken should be three-fourths done.
  3. Heat butter in a pan. Fry the onions until it turns translucent.
  4. Add garlic-ginger and sauté for a minute, then add garam masala. Cook for a few seconds making sure not to burn the paste.
  5. Add tomato puree, salt, and chili powder. Let simmer for about 5 minutes, occasionally stirring until sauce thickens and becomes a deep brown-red color.
  6. Add the marinated chicken, butter, fresh cream, the crushed fenugreek leaves, and sliced green chilies. Cook for an additional 5 to 10 min until the chicken is cooked.
  7. Adjust salt, garnish with the coriander leaves. Serve over rice or naan.

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cacio_e_pepe

# Cacio e Pepe

Cacio e Pepe (meaning cheese and pepper) is not only based but also incredibly simple, ideal for lazy neets and similarly minded people who don't want to wash too many dishes and don't like complicated recipes with too many extra ingredients.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cook your chosen amount of spaghetti 3-4 minutes under the time on the package according to the directions on the package or however you usually do it. See Pasta.
  2. Meanwhile place the peppercorns on a cutting board and mash them with a pestle.
  3. Place half of the peppercorns in a pan and toast them at medium heat.
  4. Drain the pasta, place it in the pan and save the boiling water for later use.
  5. Add the pasta with the pepper with 2 spoons of the water previously saved.
  6. Prepare the Pecorino by putting half of it a bowl with a spoon of the pasta water you saved; continue mixing the cheese with the water until a cream is formed.
  7. When the pasta is almost cooked, add the cream and mix (you can add more water if the pasta is too dry).
  8. Serve on a plate with the Pecorino left before on top.

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caen_france

# Caen

Caen, a city of north-western France, capital of the department of Calvados, 7⁠ 1/2 m. from the English Channel and 149 m. W.N.W. of Paris on the Western railway to Cherbourg. Pop. (1906) 36,247. It is situated in the valley and on the left bank of the Orne, the right bank of which is occupied by the suburb of Vaucelles with the station of the Western railway. To the south-west of Caen, the Orne is joined by the Odon, arms of which water the «Prairie,» a fine plain on which a well-known race-course is laid out. Its wide streets, of which the most important is the rue St Jean, shady boulevards, and public gardens enhance the attraction which the town derives from an abundance of fine churches and old houses. Hardly any remains of its once extensive ramparts and towers are now to be seen; but the castle, founded by William the Conqueror and completed by Henry I., is still employed as barracks, though in a greatly altered condition. St Pierre, the most beautiful church in Caen, stands at the northern extremity of the rue St Jean, in the centre of the town. In the main, its architecture is Gothic, but the choir and the apsidal chapels, with their elaborate interior and exterior decoration, are of Renaissance workmanship. The graceful tower, which rises beside the southern portal to a height of 255 ft., belongs to the early 14th century. The church of St Étienne, or l'Abbaye-aux-Hommes, in the west of the town, is an important specimen of Romanesque architecture, dating from about 1070, when it was founded by William the Conqueror. It is unfortunately hemmed in by other buildings, so that a comprehensive view of it is not to be obtained. The whole building, and especially the west façade, which is flanked by two towers with lofty spires, is characterized by its simplicity. The choir, which is one of the earliest examples of the Norman Gothic style, dates from the early 13th century. In 1562 the Protestants did great damage to the building, which was skilfully restored in the early 17th century. A marble slab marks the former resting-place of William the Conqueror. The abbey-buildings were rebuilt in the 17th and 18th centuries, and now shelter the lycée. Matilda, wife of the Conqueror, was the foundress of the church of La Trinité or l'Abbaye-aux-Dames, which is of the same date as St Étienne. Two square unfinished towers flank the western entrance, and another rises above the transept. Queen Matilda is interred in the choir, and a fine crypt beneath it contains the remains of former abbesses. The buildings of the nunnery, reconstructed in the early 18th century, now serve as a hospital. Other interesting old churches are those of St Sauveur, St Michel de Vaucelles, St Jean, St Gilles, Notre-Dame de la Gloriette, St Étienne le Vieux and St Nicolas, the last two now secularized. Caen possesses many old timber houses and stone mansions, in one of which, the hôtel d'Ecoville (c. 1530), the exchange and the tribunal of commerce are established. The hôtel de Than, also of the 16th century, is remarkable for its graceful dormer-windows. The Maison des Gens d'Armes (15th century), in the eastern outskirts of the town, has a massive tower adorned with medallions and surmounted by two figures of armed men. The monuments at Caen include one to the natives of Calvados killed in 1870 and 1871 and one to the lawyer J. C. F. Demolombe, together with statues of Louis XIV, Élie de Beaumont, Pierre Simon, marquis de Laplace, D. F. E. Auber and François de Malherbe, the two last natives of the town. Caen is the seat of a court of appeal, of a court of assizes and of a prefect. It is the centre of an academy and has a university with faculties of law, science and letters and a preparatory school of medicine and pharmacy; there are also a lycée, training colleges, schools of art and music, and two large hospitals. The other chief public institutions are tribunals of first instance and commerce, an exchange, a chamber of commerce and a branch of the Bank of France. The hôtel-de-ville contains the library, with more than 100,000 volumes and the art museum with a fine collection of paintings. The town is the seat of several learned societies including the Société des Antiquaires, which has a rich museum of antiquities. Caen, despite a diversity of manufactures, is commercial rather than industrial. Its trade is due to its position in the agricultural and horse-breeding district known as the «Campagne de Caen» and to its proximity to the iron mines of the Orne valley, and to manufacturing towns such as Falaise, Le Mans, &c. In the south-east of the town there is a floating basin lined with quays and connected with the Orne and with the canal which debouches into the sea at Ouistreham 9 m. to the N.N.E. The port, which also includes a portion of the river-bed, communicates with Havre and Newhaven by a regular line of steamers; it has a considerable fishing population. In 1905 the number of vessels entered was 563 with a tonnage of 190,190. English coal is foremost among the imports, which also include timber and grain, while iron ore, Caen stone, butter and eggs and fruit are among the exports. Important horse and cattle fairs are held in the town. The industries of Caen include timber-sawing, metal-founding and machine-construction, cloth-weaving, lace-making, the manufacture of leather and gloves, and of oil from the colza grown in the district, furniture and other wooden goods and chemical products.

Though Caen is not a town of great antiquity, the date of its foundation is unknown. It existed as early as the 9th century, and when, in 912, Neustria was ceded to the Normans by Charles the Simple, it was a large and important place. Under the dukes of Normandy, and particularly under William the Conqueror, it rapidly increased. It became the capital of lower Normandy, and in 1346 was besieged and taken by Edward III. of England. It was again taken by the English in 1417, and was retained by them till 1450, when it capitulated to the French. The university was founded in 1436 by Henry VI. of England. During the Wars of Religion, Caen embraced the reform; in the succeeding century its prosperity was shattered by the revocation of the edict of Nantes (1685). In 1793 the city was the focus of the Girondist movement against the Convention.

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caesar_salad

# Caesar Salad

Caesar Salad is an easy and delicious meal for lunch or dinner.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prepare a whole head of Romaine Lettuce by chopping off the root and rising thoroughly with water. Dry completely.
  2. Once the lettuce is fully dry, put in a mixing bowl with lettuce and the Caesar Salad dressing. Toss to cover each leaf completely.
  3. Add croutons.
  4. Grate Parmesan over salad.
  5. Eat with hands.

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cake

# Cake 🍰

There are a number of recipes on how to make cakes on the MDKwiki:

See also:


calvados_france

# Calvados

Calvados, a department of north-western France, formed in 1790 out of Bessin, Cinglais, Hiémois, Bocage, the Campagne de Caen, Auge and the western part of Lieuvin. Pop. (1906) 403,431. Area, 2197 sq. m. It received its name from a ledge of rocks, stretching along the coast for a distance of about 15 m. between the mouths of the rivers Orne and Vire. It is bounded N. by the English Channel, E. by the department of Eure, S. by that of Orne, W. by that of Manche. The Bocage, or south-western part of the department, is elevated, being crossed from south-east to north-west by the hills of Normandy, the highest of which is 1197 ft.; the rest of the surface is gently undulating, and consists of extensive valleys watered by numerous streams which fall into the English Channel. The coast, formed by cliffs, sandy beaches or reefs, is generally inaccessible, except at the mouths of the principal rivers, such as the Touques, the Dives, the Orne and the Vire, which are navigable at high tide for several miles inland. Trouville is the chief of the numerous coast resorts. The climate, though humid and variable, is healthy. The raising of cattle, sheep and horses is the mainstay of the agriculture of the department. Pasture is good and abundant in the east and north-west, and there is a large export trade in the butter, eggs and cheese (Camembert, Livarot, Pont l'Evêque) of these districts, carried on by Honfleur, Isigny and other ports. The plain of Caen is a great centre for horse breeding. Wheat, oats, barley, colza and potatoes are the chief crops. The orchards of Auge and Bessin produce a superior kind of cider, of which upwards of 40,000,000 gallons are made in the department; a large quantity of cider brandy (eau-de-vie de Calvados) is distilled. Poultry to a considerable amount is sent to the Paris markets, and there is a large output of honey and wax. The spinning and weaving of wool and cotton are the chief industries. Besides these, paper-mills, oil-mills, tanneries, saw-mills, shipbuilding yards, rope-works, dye-works, distilleries and bleach-fields, scattered throughout the department, give employment to a number of hands. There are productive iron-mines and building-stone, slate and lime are plentiful. Fisheries, chiefly of lobster, oyster (Courseulles), herring and mackerel, are prosecuted. Coal, timber, grain, salt-fish and cement are among the imports; exports include iron, dairy products and sand. Caen and Honfleur are the most important commercial ports. There is a canal 9 m. in length from Caen to Ouistreham on the coast. The department is served by the Ouest-État railway. It is divided into the six arrondissements (38 cantons, 763 communes) of Caen, Falaise, Bayeux, Vire, Lisieux and Pont l'Evêque. Caen, the capital, is the seat of a court of appeal and the centre of an académie (educational division). The department forms the diocese of Bayeux, in the ecclesiastical province of Rouen, and belongs to the region of the III. army-corps. The other principal towns are Falaise, Lisieux, Condé-sur-Noireau, Vire, Honfleur and Trouville.

Amongst the great number of medieval churches which the department possesses, the fine Gothic church of St. Pierre-sur-Dives is second in importance only to those of Lisieux and Bayeux; that of Norrey, a good example of the Norman-Gothic style, and that of Tour-en-Bessin, in which Romanesque and Gothic architecture are mingled, are of great interest. Fontaine-Henri has a fine château of the 15th and 16th centuries.

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camelcase

# accumulator

camelCase

A variable in a programming language is sait to be camelCased when all words but the first are capitalized. This practice contrasts with the C tradition of either running syllables together or marking syllable breaks with underscores; thus, where a C programmer would write thisverylongname or this_very_long_name, the camelCased version would be thisVeryLongName. This practice is common in certain language communities (formerly Pascal; today Java and Visual Basic) and tends to be associated with object-oriented programming.

Compare BiCapitalization; but where that practice is primarily associated with marketing, camelCasing is not aimed at impressing anybody, and hackers consider it respectable.

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candied_cranberry_recipe

# Candied Cranberry Recipe

# Ingredients

# Directions

Wash and make a little slit in each berry. For each quart of berries put one and a half large cups of hot or cold water in kettle. Then the berries, then spread 2 cups sugar over them, also a pinch of soda. Keep covered closely all the time, do not stir or lift lid until perfectly cold. From the moment it begins to boil count five minutes–no more–to cook them.

If you remove the lid the lovely gloss will be lost.

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cannellini_bean_salad

# Cannellini Bean Salad

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Sauté garlic and onions in olive oil until onions are translucent.
  2. Add diced tomatoes, seasonings, and salt and pepper to taste. Simmer for 3 minutes.
  3. Add the beans, season to taste, mix until combined, and simmer for an additional 2 minutes.
  4. Serve over arugula and top with bits of prosciutto.

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caramel_sandwiches

# Caramel Sandwiches

Melt a tablespoon of butter with a cup of light brown sugar, and a tablespoon of water; cook for a few moments, till well incorporated, then spread between slices of buttered bread.

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carbonade

# Carbonade Flamande (Traditional Flemish beef stew)

This one is a delicious slow cooked beef stewed in beer. The smoked bacon is not in the traditional recipe but it's good. Don't add it if you want the real deal.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut meat into big chunks
  2. Dice onions
  3. Sear the meat on high heat in a large stainless or cast iron pot until golden brown, using olive oil. Don't overcrowd the pot. Meanwhile, start sweating the onions in a pan, with the butter, and the smoked bacon.
  4. Set meat aside, deglaze the pot with a bit of beer, put in the onions, bacons and the brown sugar.
  5. Once the sugar is melted and the pot is deglazed properly, put the meat back in.
  6. Pour the rest of the beer into the pot.
  7. Toast the slices of gingerbread with a bit of mustard, put in the pot.
  8. Add thyme, bay leaves, cloves, juniper berries
  9. Add salt.
  10. Let it simmer for 4 to 8 hours. Check on it regularly and add water if you feel like the sauce is too thick and you need to cook it longer.
  11. Serve with a nice mashed potato.

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carbonara

# Carbonara

Carbonara is a simple dish. The quality of your ingredients makes or breaks it. I recommend using the best ingredients you can source. Suggestions: bronze extruded pasta, 24 months aged Parmigiano-Reggiano, 12+ months aged Pecorino Romano, guanciale from the butcher, and organic eggs.

This recipe assumes medium eggs.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Crack the eggs in a bowl but only add the yolks. Add a generous amount of your preferred grated cheese (Pecorino or Parmigiano) around 35g (you can optionally add a dash of black pepper).
  2. Fill a pot with water and salt it less than typical pasta water. When it boils, cook the pasta one minute less than advised.
  3. Fry the preferred pork (Guanciale or Smoked Pancetta) in an iron or nonstick pan (if using a different kind of pan add a dash of extra virgin olive oil) on low to medium heat until the sides are crisp but the insides are chewy.
  4. While everything is being cooked and fried, beat the eggs manually using a fork until everything is entirely liquid. Remember to watch the time.
  5. When your pasta is done (-1 minute), drain it and put it in the bowl with eggs. At this step you may consider the timing: if the pasta is too hot you will cook the eggs, and some people don't like it this way, so just wait for a minute. Keep moving and stirring to fully incorporate the eggs. Add guanciale and as many fats remaining in the pan as you want. Keep moving and stirring.
  6. Plate and optionally garnish with the preferred grated cheese and black pepper. Voila.

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carrot_croquettes

# Carrot Croquettes

Boil four large carrots until tender; drain and rub through a sieve, add one cupful of thick white sauce, mix well and season to taste. When cold, shape into croquettes, and fry same as other croquettes.

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carrot_soup

# Carrot Soup

One quart of thinly sliced carrots, one head of celery, three or four quarts of water, boil for two and one-half hours; add one-half cupful of rice and boil for an hour longer; season with salt and pepper and a small cupful of cream.

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casio_in_pastelletto

# Casio in pastelletto

Casio in pastelletto means roughly «cheese treat» in vernacular Italian.

It is a medieval recipe and the taste changes a lot depending on the cheese you choose, so there are no exact quantities for the ingredients, and the dish may be considered a main one or a sweet (I think it was probably a dessert, though). You will probably have to do some trial and error before you get a good result.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place the cheese in a pan with frying butter or lard.
  2. Immediately sprinkle sugar and cinnamon all over it.
  3. As soon as it softens, remove it from the pan.
  4. Serve warm.

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cass_stew

# Cass' Stew 🍲

Making a stew (Q2920963 on Wikidata) is easy. Very easy, and in fact, it's kind of hard to mess up the process.

Stew itself is an old food, dating to at least the medieval era, so because of that, there have been countless recipes for it. Here's ours.

# What You'll Need

When it comes to making a stew, or even most foods, once you learn that it doesn't really matter what you put in it, or even how much, as long as it tastes nice, that's all that really matters. Stews are a perfect example of this: you don't need to put mushrooms in it if you don't want to; replace it with something else if you like; hell, make a stew that's mostly just carrots if you like. It's your food, and if you like it, do it your way.

For this recipe, the quantity of ingredients is not listed; put however much you think is right, and it'll be nice.

# Cooking Time!

Before you do anything, you should oil up your pot on low while you get a bowl and place in a good amount of flower into it, add however much salt and pepper you want, after cut the beef up into square cubes, around five by five centermenters.

Once the beef is cut up, put it in the flour bowl and coat the meat, then place it in the stew pot. Don't put all the meat into the pot at once; ideally, you should be able to see the bottom of the pot as you fry the beef, making sure it's nice and cooked.

Once the first batch is fried, take it out so it's placed into a second bowl or plate, then put the next lot of beef in, repeating this process until you're out of beef.

By this point, there should be beef remains on the bottom of the pot. Don't remove it; this just adds to the overall flavor.

Slice up the onions well and place them in the pot so they fry. Add the rest of the flour that you may not have used if you like. The onions should be fried until nice and soft.

Once the onions are fried, add about a cup or two of the wine or Guinness. Don't drown the onions.

Chop up the vegetables and add them to the pot as well as the beef. While you chop, turn down the heat on the stove so it's somewhat low.

Add the water so all of the food is drowning. You can also add more wine/Guinness - try not to use a lot of alcohol as it can overpower the food. Add the stock and Worcester sauce.

Also place in a full garlic clove, unchopped.

Place into an oven and put a timer on for two hours and thirty minutes. Every thirty minutes or so, take the pot out of the oven and stir the contents of the pot.

Once the time is over, place in the peas and take out the garlic and crush it. Chuck away the unused part of it and mix the food together.

Finally, you'll enjoy your stew with some bread.

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castagnole

# Castagnole

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix eggs, sugar, milk, flour, yeast and mistrà and knead them in a soft dough.
  2. Roll out to about 1.5 cm thick.
  3. Cut it to squares about 5 cm long.
  4. Fry them for about 5 minutes.
  5. Dry them and sweeten with sugar or honey.

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cauliflower_pickles

# Cauliflower Pickles

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caviare_dressing

# Caviare Dressing

(For Tomato Salad)

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ceviche

# Ceviche

Ceviche is a South American dish which originated in Peru. The following recipe will only cover the bare minimum ingredients, so feel free to experiment by adding things like garlic, ginger, peppers tomatoes, cilantro, other citrus juices, and anything else you feel might taste good in there.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Slice your onion as thinly as you can then let them all sit in a bowl of cold water for a while. Soaking your onion slices like this will make it so that their flavor is not as strong so that it won't overpower everything.
  2. While your onion is soaking cut your chosen seafood into cubes. Ceviche can be made with any type of seafood but fish with white meat native to South America, or things like shrimp and octopus are best. Season your cubed seafood generously with salt and pepper and place in a bowl.
  3. Squeeze the juice of several limes onto your seafood, remember when shopping for limes the softer ones will have the most juice. You want to get good coverage over all your meat but it is important to remember that there is such a thing as too much lime.
  4. Add the onion slices then cover and let sit in the fridge. You can get away with eating it after only an hour but ceviche gets better as it ages so it may be best to have more patience and let it sit overnight.

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challah_bread

# Challah Bread

A kind of braided bread preparation.

NOTE: Prep time does not account for the 3-4 hours the dough must be left to rise and cool (see directions 5, 10, & 12).

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Fill a large bowl with the water, and sprinkle with the yeast.
  2. Whisk together: honey, oil, 2 eggs, and salt. Add to bowl.
  3. Add flour to bowl in small amounts, beating/whisking after each addition.
  4. Once the mixtures becomes a viscous dough, begin kneading until smooth and elastic, and no longer sticky.
  5. Cover bowl with a damp cloth and let rise for 1-2 hours, or until dough has doubled in size.
  6. Sprinkle flour onto a chopping board, place the dough onto it and divide in half.
  7. Knead each half, adding flour as needed to keep the dough non-sticky.
  8. Divide each half into thirds and roll into a long snake about 4cm (1.5in) in girth.
  9. Pinch the ends of the each three snakes together firmly and plait them together, making two items of braided dough.
  10. Grease two baking trays or use baking paper, cover with dry cloth and let rise for one hour. Preheat oven to 190°C / Gas mark 5.
  11. Whisk an egg and brush onto each plait, sprinkle with seeds.
  12. Bake until bread has a hollow sound when tapped, cool on a rack for an hour before slicing.

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cheap_cake

# Cheap Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

The original text gave no directions.

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cheddar_crusted_chicken

# Cheddar-Crusted Chicken

Suggested sides: Roasted green beans as well as sweet potatoes mashed with sour cream and butter

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine panko, cheese, and smoked paprika-garlic blend in a shallow dish. Preheat oven to 425F.
  2. Pat chicken dry with paper towel. Carefully slice into the centre of each chicken breast lengthwise and parallel to the cutting board - leaving 1/2 inch intact on the other end. Open up chicken like a book, and season both sides with salt and pepper.
  3. Coat one side of each chicken breast with mayo. Firmly press mayo-coated side into panko mixture to adhere, one at a time.
  4. Transfer chicken to a parchment-lined baking sheet, coated-side up. Bake chicken on the middle oven rack until cooked through (18-20 mins).

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cheese

# Cheese

The success of this recipe depends entirely on the quality of the milk. The fresher the milk the better. Your regular UHT milk won't work, because the necessary bacteria have been killed.

You do not necessary need cow milk, basically every animal milk will work, but the cheese will have vastly different (not necessarily worse) characteristics.

# Ingredients

# Directions

# Preparation

Pour the milk and the salt into a pot, stir it well, and heat it up to 35°C. Once the temperature has been reached, add the rennet and stir well. Let it cook until it solidifies (about 1 and a half hours), then cut in 1x1cm squares. Let it rest for half an hour. Pour the cheese into the cheesecloth and il drip until it has completely separated from the liquid part (whey). Place the cheese into the recipient. Cover both sides of the cheese with coarse salt, repeat this operation twice, waiting 1 hour between two saltings. Store in the fridge.

# Aging (optional)

Store the cheese in a chill place (around 12°C). Every day of aging, flip the cheese upside-down. For the first two weeks, also cover it with oil and vinegar every day.

# Extra: Uses for the whey

You might have noticed you've obtained way more whey than cheese, it's normal, so you probably want to use it in some way instead of throwing it away.

If they like acids, you can feed it to your plants: it's pretty much giving them water and fertilizer in one go, you can feed it to your animals, since it's a great source of proteins, it's the prime ingredient of another cheese called «Ricotta», it can be used instead of water in sever recipes, and many other: you can even drink it. People have engineered ways to use the whey since the dawn of cheese.

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cheese_savories

# Cheese Savories

Butter slices of bread and sprinkle over them a mixture of grated cheese and paprika. Set them in a pan and place the pan in the oven, leaving it there until the bread is colored, and the cheese set. Serve very hot.

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cheese_souffle

# Cheese Souffle

# Ingredients

# Directions

Bake in a quick oven in buttered baking dish.

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cheesy_meatballs

# Cheesy Meatballs with Tomato Sauce

Nothing beats meat, cheese and tomato combined together to create the best combination of flavors that man has created.

# Ingredients

The quantities here are for about two adult portions. That is, if you are also making some side dish, like in the photo.

For the meatballs:

For the sauce:

# Directions

  1. Beat the egg(s) in a large bowl.
  2. Add in the ground beef, and the bread crumbs and mix.
  3. Chop the onion into small pieces and add it to the bowl.
  4. Mince the garlic cloves and add to the bowl.
  5. Dice the parsley leaves and add to the bowl.
  6. Salt the beef mix and mix it thoroughly.
  7. Cut the cheese into cubes. The amount of cubes you will need will depend on how many meatballs you make, which depends on how big you want to make the meatballs. You get the idea.
  8. Take a cheese cube and wrap with enough ground meat to completely cover it. Repeat this process until you've run out of the ground beef mix.
  9. Heat the frying pan, add some olive oil, and add the meatballs. Cook over medium heat rolling the meatballs from time to time until they are slightly brown from all sides (wait, spheres have no sides).
  10. When the meatballs look done, pour the water and tomato paste; add the dried oregano and basil, and ground black pepper; and salt to taste.
  11. Cook over medium-low heat for about ten minutes rolling the meatballs so that they get completely bathed in tomato sauce.
  12. Serve with some side dish and enjoy!

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/cheesy-meatballs/

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cheesy_pasta_bake

# Cheesy Pasta Bake

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Grate the cheese.
  2. Chop up the bacon into roughly 2cm x 2cm squares.
  3. Start cooking the pasta.
  4. Start melting the butter in another saucepan.
  5. Once melted, add flour and mix until the mixture forms a paste that does not stick to the sides. The quantity of flour required may vary.
  6. Now start adding the milk slowly, while mixing, as to avoid lumps.
  7. Heat on low heat while stirring until the sauce becomes thick. If unsure, taste the sauce, and if you cannot taste the flour, it is ready for the next step.
  8. Add 80% of the cheese and stir until melted in.
  9. Drain the pasta and add to baking dish.
  10. Add the sauce and mix in.
  11. If using bacon, fry it up and mix into the dish, making sure to include any fat that comes out of the bacon for extra flavour.
  12. Use the rest of the cheese to cover the top.
  13. Bake at gas mark 6 for about 30 minutes.

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cheesy_potatoe_bake

# Cheesy Potato Bake

Potatoes baked in a dish smothered with cheese, what's not to love?

You will need a deep dish that is oven safe

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preparation:
    1. Preheat to 180C
    2. Butter deep baking dish
    3. Peal and thinly slice potatoes
    4. Grate Cheese
  2. Sauce:
    1. Melt Butter in Pot
    2. Slowly add flour and stir constantly
    3. After 2 min or bubbly remove from heat
    4. Add milk slowly, stirring constantly
    5. Add 3/4 of the cheese
    6. Salt and Pepper to taste
  3. Assembly:
    1. Add a thin layer of potatoes to the dish
    2. Add a layer of cheese sauce
    3. Add bacon
    4. Repeat steps 1-3 of assembly until there are no more potatoes/sauce
    5. Add the remaining 1/4 cheese to the top
    6. Put in oven for 45 min. If it starts to brown too much cover with tinfoil

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chestnut_soup

# Chestnut Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cover chestnuts with boiling water slightly salted. Cook until quite soft and rub through coarse sieve, add stock, and seasoning; then thicken with flour blended with water.

Let simmer five minutes and serve at once.

In case stock is not available milk can be used with a little butter added.

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chicharrones

# Chicharrones

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut pork butt to around bite sized pieces with fat attached for frying and flavor.
  2. Add Adobo Goya and spread evenly throughout the pork
  3. Add Black pepper 1 ml
  4. Add Cumin 1 ml
  5. Add Salt 5 ml
  6. Add Goya Naranja 15 ml
  7. Rub all of it to spread the spices along the meat
  8. Have a colander to put the Chicharonnes in after having fried it and have another pot on the bottom that has some paper inside for oil
  9. Put it in deep dish skillet around Medium (3-4) heat cover with lid for around 30-35 mins till you see it's cooked, turning to make sure everything is cooking evenly
  10. After it dries up at around 30-35 mins put the temperature to High (6-7) without the lid
  11. Put some oil to make sure it doesn't stick too much
  12. Use spoon to spin/stir and fry until a golden brown
  13. Take out the Chicharonnes and put into the colander. You may keep some of the fried bits that come off to eat as well.

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chicken

# Chicken

There are a number of recipes on how to use chicken on the MDKwiki:


chicken_biscuit_potpie

# Chicken Biscuit Potpie Recipe

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400°F (200°C). In a large bowl, combine the vegetables, chicken, soup and thyme. Pour into an ungreased deep-dish 9-in. pie plate. Combine the biscuit mix, milk and egg; spoon over chicken mixture.
  2. Bake until topping is golden brown and toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, 25-30 minutes.

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chicken_croquettes

# Chicken Croquettes

# Ingredients

# Directions

Grind meat twice. Boil the onion with the cream and strain the onion out. Let cool and pour over crumbs. Add parsley and butter, and make a stiff mixture. Now add seasoning.

Mix all together by beating in the meat. If too thick add a little milk and form into croquettes, and put in ice box.

When cool dip in beaten egg and then in crackers or bread crumbs. Fry in deep fat.

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chicken_in_red_wine_vinegar_sauce

# Chicken in Red Wine Vinegar Sauce

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Rub each piece of chicken in salt and pepper mixture.
  2. Heat oil and melt butter in deep-sided, 12-inch (~30 centimeter) sauté pan on medium-high heat. When the oil is hot, but not smoking, use tongs to add chicken skin side down.
  3. Brown both sides until skin is golden brown and chicken is cooked, about 12-15 minutes. Remove chicken to a platter and cover loosely with aluminum foil to keep warm.
  4. Pour out half of oil from pan, and use other half to brown shallots over medium-high heat. Slowly add vinegar and boil until reduced to almost a syrup. Add crème fraîche/cream and cook until blended and brown, about 5 minutes. Return chicken to pan to coat and heat.
  5. Return chicken to platter. Add garnish if available, and serve.

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chicken_paprikash

# Chicken Paprikash

Chicken Paprikash is a delicious meal from Hungary, and I hope you are also Hungary! I make it all the time when I have guests.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Pat raw chicken thighs with paper towels for crispier skin. Season with salt and pepper.
  2. Heat up a heavy, deep-sided pan on high heat with a little olive oil.
  3. Add the chicken thighs skin-side down. Brown the thighs for five minutes on each side then remove each thigh and place them aside once browned.
  4. Add chopped onions to the pan with the chicken fat and sauce until the onions are golden.
  5. Add powdered garlic and tomato paste. Stir this another 5 minutes to create a tomato-roux.
  6. Add Hungarian paprika and stir another minute.
  7. Add chicken or beef broth and bring it to a medium temperature.
  8. Reduce the heat to medium low and transfer the chicken thighs from the plate back into the pan. Be sure not to waste any chicken fat.
  9. Cover the pan with a lid and simmer the dish for 45 to 60 minutes.
  10. With a fork, test to see that the chicken is tender. Add salt and pepper to taste afterwards.
  11. Plate the chicken with an optional dusting of cayenne pepper and serve it with some nice hearty bread. This dish has sour cream added to it traditionally, however if dairy is not your thing it's delicious without it also. So for this last step you can add some sour cream to the sauce and stir it or add the sour cream at the end when you plate the chicken. Then garnish with herbs and enjoy!

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chicken_parmesan

# Chicken Parmesan

The recipe that started this very site.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Slice the chicken breasts through their width so that they are as flat as possible.
  2. Pound breasts as flat as possible.
  3. Add flour to a bowl or basin large enough to fit a breast, add pepper.
  4. Crack eggs into another large bowl or basin and whisk them.
  5. Add breadcrumbs to yet another large bowl or basin. Add generous amounts of grated parmesan.
  6. One by one, take each breast and dip and cover it in the flour, then the egg, then the bread crumbs.
  7. Cover a pan with olive oil and heat it just under when it begins to smoke.
  8. Fry the bread crumb-coated chicken breasts in the oil. Add butter generously while frying to ensure frying oil does not evaporate.
  9. Move fried breasts to an oiled or buttered pan, add mozzarella and parmesan on them.
  10. Broil/cook the breasts only long enough for the cheese to melt.
  11. Serve the breasts with pasta sauce either above or below. This is often served with pasta.

# Credits and Notes

There is some controversy over when to add the pasta sauce to this dish. Some place it on the chicken before cooking it with the mozzarella. The sauce, if left on the chicken too long will make the breadcrumbs go soggy. That also will make leftovers mushy (while still tasty). I recommend keeping the breasts separate and only adding the sauce when served.


chicken_pasta_casserole

# Chicken Pasta Casserole

Easy to throw together and transport for the working fellow. High in protein!

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400F/200C.
  2. Dice chicken and pan cook with oil until fully cooked.
  3. Cook the pasta for a few minutes less than usual (about 7-8 minutes).
  4. Add chicken and pasta into a casserole dish. Mix together. Add diced tomato and shredded mozzarella cheese and keep mixing. Top with parmesan cheese and bread crumbs for an even coat. Add about a spoonful of butter evenly on the top.
  5. Cook in the oven for 22-25 minutes, until the top looks golden.

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chicken_pot_pie

# Chicken Pot Pie

Prepare same as for stewed chicken. When done remove chicken from bones; now boil potatoes enough for family. Line a deep baking dish or a deep pan with good rich paste. Sprinkle flour in bottom.

Lay in a layer of chicken; now potatoes, sprinkle with a little salt and pepper; now cut thin strips of dough, lay across; then a layer of chicken; then a layer of potatoes, and so on until the top of the pan is reached; pour over all the chicken, the gravy and put a crust over all the top and bake until well done and nicely browned.

Make little punctures in dough to allow the steam to escape.

# Credits and Notes

Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are.
- Brillat Savarin (1755 - 1826; Q313027 on Wikidata).


chicken_satay

# Chicken Satay with Peanut Sauce

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the chicken into 1/2 inch thick strips.
  2. Mix chicken with oyster sauce, tumeric, 1 tbsp sugar and coconut milk. Allow chicken to marinade for at least an hour.
  3. Optionally, you can skewer the meat with wooden skewers.
  4. Grill chicken until cooked through.
  5. Mix peanut butter, 1 tbsp sugar and curry paste together in a small saucepan. Add enough water to thin to a thick sauce.
  6. Cook for 1-2 min stirring frequently.
  7. Serve chicken with peanut sauce for dipping.

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chicken_soup

# Chicken Soup

Hearty soup that is adaptable to customizing to your desired vegetables or other additions

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cook chicken breasts, shred, and set aside in a bowl.
  2. Cut up carrots and celery, place in pot and saute.
  3. Add in chicken and stock or broth and mix together well. Season with salt, pepper, hot sauce, whatever you desire
  4. Allow it to simmer on low heat for 2 hours mixing every so often.
  5. If adding noodles, add in pasta and allow pasta to cook until al dente.

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chicken_stock_bone_broth

# Chicken Stock or Bone Broth

Chicken stock, or «bone broth» is not a final dish in itself, but is used in many soups and other dishes to add great taste to something otherwise very simple. While it is easy to make, it sells for very expensive in the store, so it's a good thing to know to make by yourself since it can be done very cheaply.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut onions, celery and carrots into large chunks (you don't even need to remove the onion peels), add to a large empty pot (stock pot).
  2. Add the chicken to the pot as well. It is fine to butcher the chicken to reduce its size, but include all bones and tendons as well.
  3. Add any aromatic seasonings.
  4. Fill the pot with water up slightly past all the ingredients.
  5. Bring contents to a boil, then reduce heat and let simmer for at least 45 minutes.
  6. You may want to remove with a spoon or other instrument the bubbles that form on the top. This will give you a clearer stock, but it is not necessary.
  7. Strain the liquid, now stock, into another container for storage or use.

You may also eat the remaining chicken, possibly for lunchmeat, but since it has imparted its flavor to the stock, it will be slightly more bland so some seasoning might be advised. You may eat or compost the remaining vegetables.

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chicken_tacos

# Slow-cooked Chicken Tacos

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Quarter two onions and spread on the bottom of a slow-cooker.
  2. Place chicken breasts on top of onions.
  3. Season slow-cooker contents liberally with adobo seasoning, paprika and any other desired seasonings, squeeze half of a lime too if desired.
  4. Let cook on low for 8 hours. Cooking on high for less time is possible as well, but a slower cook is preferable.
  5. Dice the tomato, cilantro, any lettuce and the third onion for taco contents.
  6. Shred chicken with forks once cooked. Optionally add a dash more seasoning for taste or appearance.
  7. Add chicken, cheese and all the diced ingredients to tortillas.
  8. Squeeze remainder of lime over finished product.

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chicken_tenders_airfried

# Chicken Tenders Airfried

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a plate, mix a little over a table spoon of spices into your flour.
  2. Dip the chicken into the flour one strip at a time coating the entire surface.
  3. Dip the floured chicken into the eggwash.
  4. Press the chicken into the breadcrumbs trying to pick up as much as possible.
  5. Repeat until all strips have been floured egged and breaded.
  6. Coat both sides of the tenders with a light amount of olive oil.
  7. Place the tenders into your airfryer, do not layer them on top of each other.
  8. Set your airfryer to chicken mode and cook for 20 minutes at 360 degrees fahrenheit.
  9. Serve with honey mustard for maximum effect.

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chicken_tikka_masala

# Chicken Tikka Masala

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a 5-qt. slow cooker, combine the first 13 ingredients (Can blend these first for convenience). Add chicken, jalapeno and bay leaf. Cook, covered, on low 4 hours or until chicken is tender. Remove jalapeno and bay leaf.
  2. In a small bowl, mix cornstarch and cream until smooth; gradually stir into sauce. Cook, covered, on high 15-20 minutes or until sauce is thickened. Serve with rice. If desired, sprinkle with cilantro.

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chicken_tomato_spinach_curry

# Chicken, Tomato and Spinach Curry

This dish is a very simple and tasty curry that can be made with minimal ingredients, but pairs amazingly with anything else one may want in a curry (i.e. ginger, lemongrass). Note: You may also need a blender / food processor.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Dice your onions, begin to fry in the pot at a medium-low temperature.
  2. While the onions are cooking, dice the chicken into medium sized (1x1x1 inch pieces ideally) and fry along with the onions. Flip the chicken pieces regularly to prevent them from burning or overcooking.
  3. Add your desired amount of curry powder to the frying chicken. Too much may be too salty or overwhelming so be sure to not overdo it.
  4. As the chicken cooks through, dump all of your tomatoes and extra ingredients into a food processor and turn it all into a thin tomato paste. Add the paste to the curry directly. If you do not wish to use a food processor you can skin the tomatoes and add them to the curry anyway.
  5. Add all of your wanted spinach, and don't be shy about doing so. At first it may seem like you are adding too much but it quickly shrivels up in the curry and you'll need to add more.
  6. Make sure the chicken is cooked all the way through and serve.

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chicken_wings

# Chicken Wings

Perfectly cooked fall off the bone buffalo wings.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Soak your wings in Franks RedHot overnight
  2. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C)
  3. Transfer wings to the Reynold's bag, seal it, and put it in the oven for an hour
  4. Crank up your grill† to high heat
  5. Throw the wings on the grill to char the skin and dress with a light top coat of Franks

* Not the «wing sauce» version

† A pan might work, but I've only ever used a grill

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chili_con_carne

# Chili Con Carne

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Brown the beef by adding it to a pot with neutral oil. Start breaking it into small pieces. Allow water to leave the meat. Salt it to expel more water. Once water is gone, the sound will change and it will start to fry. Let it get a dark brown. Remove beef and set aside.
  2. Dice onions, red peppers, and chili peppers into small pieces (dice). Sautee until translucent. Add finely chopped garlic, chili flakes, paprika, cumin, and oregano.
  3. Add tomato paste to vegetables and let brown.
  4. Add meat to the vegetables.
  5. Add whole peeled tomatoes and some water (or stock).
  6. Simmer for at least 45-60 minutes. Stir occasionally and add liquid if getting too dry.
  7. Stir in kidney beans and dark chocolate.
  8. Serve over rice and garnish with fresh cilantro.

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chili_sauce

# Chili Sauce

# Ingredients

# Directions

Chop tomatoes by themselves, then add finely chopped onions and peppers. Lastly add sugar, salt and vinegar mixing well. Boil 2 hours and can.

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chimichanga

# Chimichanga

Essentially, just a fried burrito. Use whatever your favorite filling is.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Dice peppers, tomatoes, and onions and saute
  2. Add in meat. Season and cook until browned or fully cooked through
  3. Warm your tortilla and place small layer of yogurt, cheese, and filling on the bottom half of the tortilla
  4. Wrap by folding bottom over filling, folding sides in, and then rolling.
  5. Fry using your preferred method (info on a couple of methods below)

Frying

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chipolata_in_balsamic_vinegar

# Chipolata Sausage in Balsamic Vinegar

Easy to prepare Italian dish with lots of flavour great for a relaxing evening dipping bread and sipping wine.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Pre-heat the oven to 200c (400f)
  2. Put the chipolata sausages in an oven dish
  3. Cut 4 red onions into quarters spread them out in the oven dish.
  4. Mince 2 of the garlic cloves and add them to the oven dish.
  5. Add the 2 remaining garlic cloves to the oven dish, This can be done with the skin to create a garlic spread for the bread.
  6. Add 3 tablespoons of oil to the oven dish and toss to cover everything in oil
  7. Put the dish in the oven for 30 minutes. Toss everything around at 15 minutes to ensure even baking.
  8. Cut half of the cherry tomatos in half keep the other half intact.
  9. After 30 minutes take the dish out of the oven.
  10. Add all the tomatoes to the oven dish.
  11. Add 3 tablespoons of balsamic vinegar to the oven dish.
  12. Put the dish back into the oven for another 30 minutes at 200c (400f)
  13. After 30 minutes take the dish out of the oven and reheat the oven as per instructions on the ciabatta bread.
  14. Tear the fresh basil leaves and add to the oven dish. Let it rest while you wait for the bread.
  15. Take the bread out of the oven and serve along with the oven dish. Bread can be used to dip in the oven dish.

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chocolate_caramels

# Chocolate Caramels

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil all of the ingredients (except the vanilla) over a slow fire until dissolved, and stir occasionally as it burns easily. Test by dropping little in water. If it hardens quickly, remove at once from the fire. Add vanilla and pour into buttered pans.

When cool, cut in squares with a buttered knife.

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chocolate_chip_cookies

# Chocolate Chip Cookies

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375°F
  2. Mix the flour, baking soda, and salt in a bowl
  3. Using a mixer or whisk, beat the butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla and milk in a separate bowl for a few mins
  4. Combine and stir in the dry ingredients, then the chocolate chips
  5. Use an ice cream scooper or spoon to make uniform balls of cookie dough to the size you like and evenly space them out on a parchment paper lined baking sheet (you may need more than one sheet depending on the size of the cookies)
  6. Bake in the oven one baking sheet at a time for around 8-10 minutes, taking them out when they start to brown
  7. Cool for a few minutes then put them on a cooling rack

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chocolate_sandwiches

# Chocolate Sandwiches

Butter and thinly slice white bread; make a chocolate filling exactly like fudge, but do not allow it to boil quite to the candy stage; spread between the slices of bread, press together and trim neatly.

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chop_suey

# Chop Suey

Chop Suey is made of chopped meat and the gizzards of ducks or chickens, 1 cup of chopped celery and 1/2 cup of shredded almonds.

Mix with the following sauce: 1 tablespoon butter and 1 teaspoon arrow root stirred into 1 cupful broth. Add 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce and simmer all for twenty minutes.

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chorizo_and_chickpea_soup

# Chorizo & Chickpea Soup

Recommend serving with corn bread.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Fry the sliced Chorizo in butter, along-with diced Ginger and Garlic. Add oil after a couple mins.
  2. Pour in Lemon-juice, Chickpeas, and Cumin & Paprika. Then 100ml of water.
  3. Allow to boil for 5 or so min. Add Parsley and then salt to taste.

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christmas_cakes

# Christmas Cakes

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cream butter; add sugar. Separate eggs; beat and add. Then flour to roll.

# Credits and Notes


cil_4_5296

# CIL 4.5296 (pre-AD 79)

Being an early example of sapphic literature, CIL 4.5296 (Q80995881 on Wikidata) was found in the ruins of Pompeii in 1888 by Italian archaeologists excavating the Roman town. It was scratched onto the wall of a hallway and is one of the longest and most elaborate pieces of graffiti to survive from Pompeii. It is unique as it is a love poem directed from one woman to another. The text is as follows, in compleat.

Oh, if only I could hold your little arms wrapped around my neck
and press kisses to your tender little lips.
Go then, little doll, trust your happiness to the winds.
Believe me, the nature of men is fickle.
Often I would lie awake, lost in the middle of the night,
Thinking to myself: many whom Fortune has lifted up high,
those, suddenly hurled away/abandoned and falling headlong, she then oppresses.
So too, after Venus has unexpectedly joined the bodies of lovers,
daylight divides them and...

The poem itself may not be an original work, but copied from pre-existing text.


cinnamon_apples

# Cinnamon Apples

# Ingredients

# Directions

Make a syrup of water and sugar. Put in cinnamon drops. Pare and core apples. Place in syrup and boil until tender, do not allow to break.

Take out when tender and place in a dish or if you wish in individual dishes. Pour over syrup, and allow to cool. When cold pour whipped cream on top of each and a cherry on top of cream.

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cinnamon_biscuits

# Brown Butter Cinnamon Sugar Biscuits

Flaky, tender biscuits infused with nutty brown butter and layered with cinnamon sugar, finished with a glossy cinnamon butter glaze.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a saucepan, melt 1 stick of butter over medium heat. Swirl until it foams, turns golden brown, and smells nutty. Pour into a bowl and refrigerate until solid and cold (30-45 minutes).
  2. In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, 2 tablespoons sugar, baking powder, salt, and ½ tablespoon cinnamon.
  3. Cut the cold browned butter into cubes. Using a pastry cutter or your fingers, work it into the flour mixture until it resembles coarse crumbs.
  4. Make a well in the center and pour in the cold milk. Gently stir with a fork until a shaggy dough forms.
  5. Turn dough onto a floured surface. Gently knead 4-5 times, then press into a rectangle. Fold the dough into thirds like a letter. Rotate 90 degrees, press out, and repeat the folding process 3 more times.
  6. After the final fold, shape dough into a 1-inch thick square. Trim off the edges with a floured knife, then cut into 9 equal squares. Gather scraps and shape into 1-2 more biscuits.
  7. Preheat oven to 425°F (218°C). Place biscuits close together in a buttered skillet or on a parchment-lined sheet.
  8. Bake for 18-22 minutes, until tops are golden brown.
  9. While biscuits bake, melt the 4 tablespoons of butter for the glaze. Mix ¼ cup sugar with 1 teaspoon cinnamon in a small bowl.
  10. As soon as biscuits come out of the oven, brush tops liberally with melted butter, then immediately sprinkle or dip in the cinnamon sugar mixture. Serve warm.

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cinnamon_cake

# Cinnamon Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

About six o'clock in the evening soak a cake of yeast in a little luke warm water, make sponge with a little flour, water and yeast. Let rise until light, about an hour.

Melt butter and lard and cream with sugar and salt; add luke warm milk and some flour, then stir in sponge and gradually add more flour until stiff, not as stiff as bread dough. Do not knead, simply stiffen.

Let rise until morning, then simply put in square or round cake pans about one and one-half inches thick. Do not roll, just mold with the hands and let rise about an hour.

Cover with little lumps of butter, then sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and bake twenty minutes. Thin slices of apples can be placed on top, also peaches or almonds, blanched and chipped.

This is the genuine German cinnamon cake, and is excellent.

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cinnamon_waffles

# Cinnamon Waffles

This is a cinnamon waffle recipe. This is an old recipe which the «dutch» brought over from Germany.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cream the butter and sugar.
  2. Beat in the eggs 1 at a time and add cinnamon.
  3. Work in enough flour to make a soft dough.
  4. Form into small balls.
  5. Place several in a hot waffle iron, suitably spaced, press down top and bake.

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cinnaroll

# Cinnamon Rolls

# For the dough:

# For the filling:

# Directions

  1. In a large bowl, mix all dough ingredients except butter.
  2. Kneed in the butter gradually until dough passes the «Windowpane Test»: Take a piece of the dough and stretch it gently apart, it should spread out smoothly until light is visible through the dough without tearing. This is a sign of good gluten development.
  3. Let rise for 90 minutes.
  4. In a small bowl, mix all filling ingredients.
  5. Take risen dough and roll it into a rectangle the size of your pan.
  6. Spread your filling inside your dough.
  7. Roll the dough into a log and cut into rolls.
  8. Place inside your pan and let rise for 30 minutes.
  9. Wash melted butter over your rolls and bake at 175°C.
  10. Drizzle frosting as soon as rolls come out of the oven, let cool, tear and serve.

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cinque_pi

# Cinque Pi

This is a nice simple dish made up of five ingredients: panna, pomodori, parmigiano, pepe, e prezzemolo

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Start cooking the pasta.
  2. Mix the cream with the tomato paste and bring to a boil.
  3. Turn the heat down to medium and add as much grated parmigiano as you like.
  4. Let it cook on medium to low heat until the pasta is done.
  5. Add chopped parsley and pepper.
  6. You can either add the sauce to the pasta or serve separately.
  7. Serve with some additional parmigiano and a leaf of parsley.

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clam_chowder

# Clam Chowder

Basic recipe on creating the clam chowder-base. Ingredient requirements are based on approximate minimums.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cook bacon in stew or soup pot, remove bacon to chop up and add back in later.
  2. Add butter and cook onions and garlic: Season as desired.
  3. Add and cook flour.
  4. Stir in broth, then stir in half and half.
  5. Add dashi or clam juice, bring to gentle boil and simmer for 20 minutes.
  6. Add potatoes and simmer till cooked, usually around 25 minutes.
  7. Add clams, cook for about 5 minutes.
  8. Garnish and ready to serve.

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classic_bechamel_sauce

# Classic béchamel sauce

Classic French sauce, base for a lot of dishes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put your butter in your pot and let is slowly melt on medium to low heat.
  2. Once the butter is fully melted add the flour and stir it in to make a roux.
  3. Keep stiring your roux on medium low heat until it gets lightly golden brown and starts melling a bit nutty.
  4. Add about a glass of your whole milk and stir until combined, repeat this process until you have a thick sauce in your pan and new milk you add easily combines. Never stop stirring.
  5. At this point you can add the rest of your milk, if you skip the previous step you will end up with lumps of roux that are hard to get out.
  6. Lower your heat to low and keep stiring don't forget to get in the corners of the pot because your sauce will burn easily.
  7. Once your sauce has the desired thickness give it a taste and add your salt and pepper until it is to your liking. A pinch of nutmeg, preferably freshly grated, will also go a long way.

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cocoanut_cake

# Cocoanut Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

In place of the soda and cream of tartar 3 teaspoons of baking powder can be used.

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cocoanut_cookies

# Cocoanut Cookies

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cream sugar with butter. Add the yolks of the 4 eggs and beat well. Add juice and rind of lemon. Then flour, into which has been sifted the baking powder. Sift flour and baking powder twice before adding to mixture. Use enough flour to make a very stiff batter, add cocoanut, and last, fold in the whites of the eggs beaten to a stiff froth.

Drop on buttered tins and bake in moderate oven.

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cocoanut_pudding

# Cocoa-nut Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Break up a cocoa-nut, and take the thin brown skin carefully off, with a knife. Wash all the pieces in cold water, and then wipe them dry, with a clean towel. Weigh a quarter of a pound of cocoa-nut, and grate it very fine, into a soup-plate.
  2. Stir the butter and sugar to a cream, and add the liquor and rose-water gradually to them.
  3. Beat the whites only, of six eggs, till they stand alone on the rods; and then stir the beaten white of egg, gradually, into the butter and sugar. Afterwards, sprinkle in, by degrees, the grated cocoa-nut, stirring hard all the time. Then stir all very well at the last.
  4. Have ready a puff-paste, sufficient to cover the bottom, sides, and edges of a soup-plate. Put in the mixture, and bake it in a moderate oven, about half an hour.
  5. Sprinkle granulated sugar over it, when cool.

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cocoanut_tarts

# Cocoanut Tarts

# Ingredients

# Directions

Grate the cocoanut, beat the butter and sugar to a cream; beat the eggs until very dry and light; mix well together and bake on pie crusts rolled very thin. This amount will make four large tarts.

# Credits and Notes


coconut_flour_bread

# Keto Coconut Bread

I created this recipe looking for a bread alternative not using any grains, processed sugar and processed oils. It is sitting between bread and cake feel and my wife loved it. I used pasture-raised eggs to my recipe, just because it is more nutritious. But regular eggs should be fine.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix all dry ingredients in a big bowl.
  2. Add the whole eggs and the coconut oil.
  3. Mix well with a spoon until it gets thick. You can add extra coconut flour if you feel it is too liquid.
  4. Pre-heat your oven to 350°F (175°C).
  5. Pour the dough evenly into a Bread/Loaf form (coated with butter or parchment paper) and cook for 35 to 45 min.
  6. After cooking, remove it from the oven and let it sits while it cools down.
  7. Some variations can be done, like using butter instead of coconut oil or adding pumpkin pure to the mix and having a cake-like texture.

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coconut_oil_coffee

# Coconut Oil Coffee

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Blend coffee, coconut oil, and butter together in a blender until oil and butter are melted and coffee is frothy.

# Credits and Notes


code_404

# Code 404

See also: 404 compliant.

404 compliant: adj.

404: //, n.

[from the HTTP error «file not found on server»] Extended to humans to convey that the subject has no idea or no clue – sapience not found. May be used reflexively; «Uh, I'm 404ing» means «I'm drawing a blank».

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code_404_compliant

# 404 compliant

See also: Code 404.

404 compliant: adj.

The status of a website which has been completely removed, usually by the administrators of the hosting site as a result of net abuse by the website operators. The term is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the standard «301 compliant» Murkowski Bill disclaimer used by spammers. See also: spam, spamvertize.

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codfish_salad

# Codfish Salad

# Ingredients

# Directions

Soak fish over night. Place in fresh water and bring to the boiling point. Do not allow it to boil. Take out fish and shred. Remove all skin and bones. Allow it to cool.

Add potatoes, parsley, pepper, oil and vinegar.

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coffee

# Coffee

Coffee is kind of like the older, cooler brother of tea.

There are a number of recipes on how to make, or has, coffee on the MDKwiki:


colcannon_bake

# Colcannon Bake

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place the potatoes into a large pot and cover with salted water. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to medium-low, cover and simmer until tender, about 20 minutes. Drain and allow to steam dry for a minute or two. Season the potatoes with salt, and mash with 6 Tbsp of the butter, the sour cream, egg, and milk.
  2. Preheat oven to 350F. Grease a 2-quart casserole dish.
  3. Heat the remaining butter in a skillet over medium heat. Stir in the cabbage, leeks, and onion until the cabbage is tender and the onion is translucent (10 mins).
  4. Crush the bouillon cubes into the cabbage mixture, and stir to blend and dissolve the cubes. Stir the cabbage mixture into the potato mixture until thoroughly mixed, and spoon into the prepared casserole dish.
  5. Bake in the preheated oven for 40 minutes, top with cheddar cheese, and return to oven until the cheese melts (10 mins).

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coleslaw

# Coleslaw

This is a coleslaw recipe that I got from a chili restaurant in my neighborhood that closed down a few years ago. This recipe makes more dressing than needed for the coleslaw, so you can save it or use it as a vegetable dip.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Finely shred, rinse, and drain the carrot
  2. Finely shred the cabbage (use a food processor if possible)
  3. Whisk together the mayonnaise, buttermilk, lemon juice, cider vinegar, distilled vinegar, olive oil, and sugar
  4. Add the salt, pepper, celery seeds, onion powder, and granulated garlic, and combine well
  5. Combine the shredded cabbage and carrot in a separate bowl
  6. Slowly add the dressing until it lightly coats the vegetables, and toss well. Add more dressing until it tastes good
  7. Refrigerate for at least an hour before serving

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collard_greens_with_smoked_duck_and_parnips

# Collard Greens with Smoked Duck and Parsnips

This dish was a pandemic leftover invention loosely inspired by Ethiopian gomen. It can be served as a side dish, but we eat it an an entree. If you intend it as a side dish, then this serves 4. The smoked duck adds a bit of saltiness, so it's better to season to taste after cooking. Serve with good quality, crusty bread.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a large dutch oven (or a big pot with a lid) on low heat, add the chopped duck breast and olive oil and/or butter to the pot for a couple of minutes. Then add the spices, and cook for a minute or two before adding the sliced onion. Let cook for 5 minutes and then add the parsnip and sweat.
  2. Add the ribboned cabbage and collard greens, a few twists of freshly ground pepper, and two tablespoons of water to the pot and cover. Cook until the greens are wilted and tender to the bite.

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colored_salads

# Colored Salads

A Salad to Fit in With Any Scheme of Decoration You May Wish to Carry Out.

# Yellow

To make a yellow salad use the yellower heart leaves of lettuce. On them put diced orange pulp, dressed with French dressing and sprinkled with chopped walnut meats. Or else scoop out the centers of small yellow-skinned apples and fill them with a mixture of orange and apple, dressed with mayonnaise made with lemon juice for thinning and a flavoring of mustard.

# Green

On green, but tender leaves of lettuce, put a little mound of spinach, which has been boiled and pressed through a sieve and mixed with French dressing. In the center of each mound, concealed by the spinach, put a spoonful of chopped hard-boiled egg.

# Green and White

Peel and boil tiny white turnips of equal size and hollow out the center of each. Fill with cold boiled peas and mayonnaise and put on green lettuce leaves.

# White

Celery, potato, chicken–white meat only–white fish, blanched asparagus–any or two of these may be used for white salad. Dress with French dressing or with a white mayonnaise, to which the beaten white of egg has been added and which has been thinned with vinegar.

# Red

Scoop out the inside of tomatoes. Save the slice removed from the top for a cover and replace it on the tomato after filling it with a mixture of celery and nut meats, mixed with mayonnaise. Place each tomato on a white leaf of lettuce.

# Pink

Strain tomato juice and mix it with equal quantity of white stock–veal or chicken. Thicken sufficiently with gelatin and harden in molds. Serve on white lettuce leaves, with mayonnaise that has been colored with a little cranberry juice.

# Orange Salad

Make mayonnaise with much egg yolk in proportion to other ingredients, and thin with cider vinegar. Dice tender carrots and arrange on lettuce leaves, dressing with orange mayonnaise.

# Credits and Notes

Animals feed, Men eat, but only intelligent Men know what to eat.
- Brillat Savarin (1755 - 1826; Q313027 on Wikidata).


computer

# Computer

Look at this bad boy! I love my computer (Q68 on Wikidata) and so do you, all of my friends live there. My computer can bleep and bloop all day for all I care.

# Jump In

Some good articles to do with computers:

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conde_france

# Condé

Condé, the name of some twenty villages in France and of two towns of some importance. Of the villages, Condé-en-Brie (Lat. Condetum) is a place of great antiquity and was in the middle ages the seat of a principality, a sub-fief of that of Montmirail; Condé-sur-Aisne (Condatus) was given in 870 by Charles the Bald to the abbey of St Ouen at Rouen, gave its name to a seigniory during the middle ages, and possessed a priory of which the church and a 12th-century chapel remain; Condé-sur-Marne (Condate), once a place of some importance, preserves one of its parish churches, with a fine Romanesque tower. The two towns are:-

  1. Condé-sur-l'Escaut, in the department of Nord, at the junction of the canals of the Scheldt and of Condé-Mons. Pop. (1906) town, 2701; commune, 5310. It lies 7 m. N. by E. of Valenciennes and 2 m. from the Belgian frontier. It has a church dating from the middle of the 18th century. Trade is in coal and cattle. The industries include brewing, rope-making and boat-building, and there is a communal college. Condé (Condate) is of considerable antiquity, dating at least from the later Roman period. Taken in 1676 by Louis XIV., it definitely passed into the possession of France by the treaty of Nijmwegen two years later, and was afterwards fortified by Vauban. During the revolutionary war it was besieged and taken by the Austrians (1793); and in 1815 it again fell to the allies. It was from this place that the princes of Condé took their title. See Perron-Gelineau, Condé ancien et moderne (Nantes, 1887).

  2. Condé-sur-Noireau, in the department of Calvados, at the confluence of the Noireau and the Drouance, 33 m. S.S.W. of Caen on the Ouest-État railway. Pop. (1906) 5709. The town is the seat of a tribunal of commerce, a board of trade-arbitration and a chamber of arts and manufactures, and has a communal college. It is important for its cotton-spinning and weaving, and carries on dyeing, printing and machine-construction; there are numerous nursery-gardens in the vicinity. Important fairs are held in the town. The church of St Martin has a choir of the 12th and 15th centuries, and a stained-glass window (15th century) representing the Crucifixion. There is a statue to Dumont d'Urville, the navigator (b. 1790), a native of the town. Throughout the middle ages Condé (Condatum, Condetum) was the seat of an important castellany, which was held by a long succession of powerful nobles and kings, including Robert, count of Mortain, Henry II. and John of England, Philip Augustus of France, Charles II. (the Bad) and Charles III. of Navarre. The place was held by the English from 1417 to 1449. Of the castle some ruins of the keep survive. See L. Huet, Hist. de Condé-sur-Noireau, ses seigneurs, son industrie, &c. (Caen, 1883).

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cooked_chickpeas

# Cooked Chickpeas

Easy recipe for cooked chickpeas. Can be add to salads, rice, or almost anything else.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat oil in pan. Add chickpeas and seasonings.
  2. Cook over medium-high heat for 10-15 minutes. Salt and pepper to taste.

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cooked_salad_dressing

# Cooked Salad Dressing

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beat yolks until creamy, add to them the mustard, salt and sugar. Beat in slowly the butter melted, also add vinegar. Cook until it thickens. It is best to make this in a double boiler. When cold, add 1 cup sweet or sour cream.

This keeps well and is particularly fine for lettuce, celery, beans, asparagus or cauliflower.

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coriander_chicken

# Coriander Chicken

Boneless chicken marinated in a gravy of yoghurt and coriander

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the boneless chicken into small bite sized pieces.
  2. In a mixer, put 250g coriander leaves, 2/3 green chillies, 250g yoghurt, 20g ginger, 9/10 cloves of garlic, 2 medium sized onions and mix well.
  3. Add the green chillies according to your taste.
  4. Pour half of the mixture from step 2 into a bowl and mix it thoroughly with the chicken.
  5. Into this chicken mixture add 1 tbsp Garam Masala and salt to taste.
  6. Keep the resulting marinated chicken aside for about 30 minutes.
  7. In a frying pan add 3 tbsp of either mustard oil or sunflower oil.
  8. Once the oil is hot, add 1 tbsp sugar and cook until the sugar melts into the oil.
  9. Add 2/3 cardamom pods, 1 small cinnamon stick, and 1 bayleaf into the hot oil.
  10. Simmer for about 1 minute, then lower the heat to medium.
  11. On medium heat, add the marinated chicken mixture and cook till oil starts separating from the chicken.
  12. Add salt to taste and keep stirring the chicken to make sure it does not burn or stick to the bottom of the pan.
  13. Once the oil separates, add the remaining mixture which was left behind after step 4.
  14. Stir until it has a thick consistency. Serve with naan or rice.

# Credits and Notes


corn_bread

# Corn Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix the dry ingredients together. Bake in rather quick oven.

# Credits and Notes


corn_bread_alt

# Corn Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Sift all dry ingredients–sugar, flour, meal, salt and baking powder.

Beat yolks and add milk, stir into dry materials. Now beat whites stiff and add. Lastly stir in melted butter. Bake in greased pans about twenty to thirty minutes.

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corn_polenta

# Corn polenta

Polenta is basically cereal flour boiled in water until thick. It was a common peasant dish in many areas of Italy, thus many versions exist, varying in consistency (from almost liquid to thick enough to make slices) and cereals used.

Polenta is not to be eaten alone; instead, it may be served in a variety of ways:

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Pour all the flour in 3 l fresh water and stir with a whip until no lumps remain.
  2. Heat until boiling, stirring slowly with a big spoon.
  3. Cook on low fire for about 1 hour. Stir very often. If it thickens too much, add water.
  4. Season with salt.

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corn_pudding

# Corn Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

Score and cut corn fine–scraping the last off cob. Put the butter in the hot rice. First mix rice and corn well together, then beat in the custard.

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corn_salsa

# Corn Salsa

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop everything to pieces smaller than the corn kernels. Mix well and let sit covered in the fridge for at least an hour, even better overnight.

# Credits and Notes


cottage_cheese

# Cottage Cheese

To make cottage cheese effectively, with an aroma and delicacy equal to its nourishment, a rich milk which has not lost time in souring should be put in an earthenware or stone jar with the lid on, and placed in hot water over a very slow fire until it is well heated with the curd clotted from the whey. When it begins to steam the curd is drained a very short period through cheese cloth. Well mixed with salt and butter and pepper it is an ideal muscle and tissue maker.

Cottage cheese is much more easily turned into brawn, brain and bone than any of the less porous, less ripe cheeses. In fact the curious uncomfortably bloated sensation experienced by many who eat other varieties of cheese is uncommon with cottage cheese.

Faulty mastication, peculiar susceptibilities to casein and an excess of other solid foods often causes the distress which follows cheese eating. If well emulsified with saliva by the teeth or mixed with water and not gulped down, cottage cheese serves every sort of food purpose.

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cottage_fruit_pudding

# Cottage Fruit Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cream well together 2 teaspoons butter, 1 cup sugar, 1 egg, 1/2 cup milk, 1/4 teaspoon salt and 1-3/4 cups flour. Beat well and add two scant teaspoons baking powder, then turn into shallow, well-buttered pan, the bottom of which has been covered with fresh fruit of any kind.

Bake in moderate oven one-half hour. Serve with cream or sauce.

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country_crisp_cereals

# Country Crisp Cereals

This is a recipe for making Jordan's Country Crisp-like cereals.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat the oven at 120°C.
  2. Prepare the cooking support with for example, a parchment paper on a cooking plate.
  3. Mix the sugar and the water, until the sugar dissolves.
  4. In a large container (like a salad bowl) introduce the Flour, the Oat Flakes, and the Crushed Hazelnuts (and optionally the Vanilla Extract), and mix.
  5. Introduce in the previous mixture, the Sugar Syrup and the Oil, and mix again.
  6. Deposit the paste obtained on the cooking plate without exceeding 2 cm in height.
  7. Bake the mixture in the 120°C oven until it becomes hard (in approximately 2 hours)
  8. Break the hardened mixture to obtain cereals.
  9. Add if you want some broken chocolate (or chocolate chips) in the cereals, or anything you want.

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country_skillet

# Country Breakfast Skillet

If you are feeling quite hungry after just waking up and want to have a breakfast to fill your HP and stamina bars for the day, I've got just the perfect recipe for you.

To be honest, this is more of a build-your-own dish. What I am providing here, I would say, is more of a starting point and you're more than welcome to add (or remove) anything you'd like. I also have to say that this is not exclusively a breakfast dish, I've had it for breakfast, for lunch, for supper, for dinner, etc. Although, I guess when you're a student just any food at any time of the day will do.

# Ingredients

Since I more often than not cook this only for myself, the ingredient list below is calculated for one person. Once more, this is not a strict ingredient list, so you can really add anything you want. I would say that the only ingredients that are a most are the eggs and the potatoes. The rest of the ingredients I will mark with * for the ones that I usually use, and ** for ingredients that I have used, but seldom use.

# Directions

  1. Cut the bacon into pieces and fry it on a pan.
  2. Cut the potatoes into small cubes.
  3. After frying the bacon, set aside and use the bacon grease to fry the potatoes over medium/medium-low heat for about 20 minutes.
  4. Add some salt and paprika to the potatoes, mix well and cook for another ten minutes.
  5. Cut the onions and add them to the frying pan. Cook for about five minutes.
  6. If you decide to add some vegetables, like mushrooms or peppers, add them now.
  7. Now, there are two ways you can cook the eggs.*
  8. Cut the cheese into small slices and add it.
  9. Cook for a couple of minutes more, until eggs are cooked enough. Don't let the eggs dry (unless that's the way you like your eggs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).
  10. For the final touch, chop the parsley (or whatever other spices/herbs you decided to use) and add it on top.
  11. Serve hot and add some freshly ground pepper.

*Personally, I prefer to beat the eggs first in a bowl before adding them to the frying pan.

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/country-breakfast-skillet/

# Credits and Notes


couscous

# Tunisian Couscous

Credits to creator of recipe, Mike Benayoun , (original recipe). I decided to post it on here to be more available.

Couscous is a staple in most Maghreb cuisines. It is known as the national dish in Tunisia, but also in Algeria and Morocco, as well as Mauritania and Libya. Tunisian couscous is one of the countless variations of this delicious and versatile dish.

# Ingredients

# Equipment

# Directions

  1. Add ½ cup (120ml) of oil into a large pan. Fry the onion over medium heat for 2 minutes.
  2. Add the garlic, tomato paste and harissa and continue frying for 2 minutes.
  3. Add the caraway, coriander, and chili powder. Mix and continue cooking for another 2 minutes.
  4. Add the lamb meat and mix well so that the pieces are covered with the sauce. Cook for 5 minutes stirring regularly.
  5. Cover with water. Add the turnips and carrots, and cook on low/medium heat for 45 minutes.
  6. Meanwhile, prepare the couscous semolina as indicated on the package, with boiling water, salt, and oil.
  7. After 45 minutes, add the zucchini, potatoes and chickpeas.
  8. Cook for at least another 30 to 40 minutes over low to medium heat. Monitor the cooking of the vegetables. If some vegetables are cooked before the meat, remove them from the pan and place them on a serving platter. Proceed in the same way with all the vegetables to prevent them from cooking too much.
  9. 10 minutes before the end of cooking, get a few ladles of broth (one at a time) and wet the couscous semolina. Mix the semolina well after each ladle until it gets moistened enough.
  10. Arrange the semolina in a tajine pot. Decorate the dish with the vegetables and the meat all around. Garnish with fried green hot peppers (optional).

# Credits and Notes


cows.txt

# cows.txt

Our copy of cows.txt that was uploaded to Jason Scott's textfiles.com in 1999, note that the bottom of the file that clearly says «PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY – IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED».

 29672 Bytes   Greetings from "German Milk Marketing Board" Hamburg

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                 as you've NEVER seen them before!

                  ________________________
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   (  November 1989 Version!  )
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/      * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION *
 / |     ||
*  ||----||             Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
                    Please send your submissions to:
     Cow                ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET

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         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
   ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk     after milking      cow with milk

         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
*  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull



         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
    on grass         on cow

          (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
          (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
 * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
 ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
    a shit            shit             kicked out of her


         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow



         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms


                                         /\                  __
                                        /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously
       to Ceasar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer


                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle


             (__)                   (__)
             [##]                   (@o)
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


                    (____)             (____)                           (____)
                    (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
         /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
        / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                           legs or eight

                         (__)
         (__)            (oo)         (__)
         (oo)            /\/          (oo)
  /-------\/         /--/--            \/-----
 / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.
*  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||
   OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO

 Cow-vertible      .     .     .


                              (__)
*_                     *_     ( oo             *_
  \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)
   \.----( oo____         \.-/----._____          \.( oo___\____
    ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \
    OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO

                    Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)


  *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)
   \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo)
    \-------\ /       \-------\ /          /-------\/        ________
     |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______
     ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --
     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^
               Twins                         Cow Catcher

                             (__)
         (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)
         (oo)              <=|^^|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)
  /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/
 / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||
*  ||----||      /  |       ||       *  ||----||          *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^      *  ||------||          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
                    ^^      ^^
 Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird
     Cow                Cow


         (^^) (              (oo)                        (__)
         (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)
  /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||
 / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/
*  ||----||         *  ||----|\O---< HONK!     *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^            ^^    ^                    ^^    ^^
   Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's
     cow                  cow                        cow
                                          (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
                                               Use your imagination.)


               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty



                        (__)                        (__)
                ^^      (oo)                        (--)
            ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)


               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Cow trying out for a part
              in the new JAWS movie

        *                                                 (__)
         \                                                (DD)
          \                                        /-------\/
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
          ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
           \\ ||
            \\||
             \||
              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
     /--UU--\/        (____________)
    / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
   *  ||---||

   (New) Jersey Cow


                       O O                 O O
                        \ \               / /
                         \ \          (__) /
          (__)            \ \         (xx)/
          (DD)             \ +--------+\//
   /-------\/               \|        | /
  / |     ||                 +--------+
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"


           o==+--
           |  |\ \
           |  | \ \    ____________________
           |   \ \ \   |                  |
           |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |
           |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |
           |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |
           |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |
           |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |
         /---\       \ |  +------------+  |
        /     \       \|                  |
        |     |        |                  |
        \     /        |                  |
         \---/         |                  |
                       |                  |
                    --------------------------
                   (                          )
                    --------------------------

                  Cow-struction worker.

                                               |
                                             /---\
                                             : = :
                                             :   :
                           :,','. '.         :   :---\
              ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :

            Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.


         o  o
         |__|             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
 male relative     cow              cow            cow
 cow
                       x
                   xxxx|xxxx
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                       |
                      //
                (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
         /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
        / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows


                            o        o             (__)    ^
                             \      /              (oo)   /
                              \    /           _____\/___/
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^

    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

            o
            | [---]
            |   |
            |   |                              |------========|
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
    |               |        *  ||------||-----^
    -----------------           ||      |      |
      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
     /     ----    \
      ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon


                (__)
               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
               __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
              /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
            /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                 /======   \/            =======/==============//
              *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                 /      \ ^               //                   \\

                     Psycowlogist and patient


                                               (___)
          \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
        *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
      ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
     ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
               \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                \__/
   It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
    It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                                //   //
                                                ^^    ^^


                                          ==================
 _____________________________            H                H
 |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
 |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
 |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
 |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
 |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
 |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
 |             |             |            H                H       ||
 |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard


     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
 ( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
    ``'---------^^
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie


                   \  |  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
             / |     ||        ||_______| \
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^

                        "Cow Town"


              \ (__)                       (__)
              \\(oo)                       (\/)
         /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
        / |    (##)                / |     ||
       *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love


         (__)                                              (__)
         (oo)                                              (oo)
  /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
 / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
*  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
   ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
 Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                         *
                      **   **
                 * **  * * *  **
                *   /  /   \ *  *
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                 Cow in Heat


           (___)
           (o o)
     /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
    /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
   |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
  *  ^^   ^^      ^^
    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow


         (__)                 \__\                 (__)
         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
 / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
*  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow


                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
 / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
*  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow


         ____
        (____)
                               .xxxx.
         (__)                  '(oo)`
         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  /-------\/            / |     |============>
 / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
*  ||----||               ~~    ~
   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
   holy cow            armed and dangerous


         (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
*  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull


           (---)
           (   )
          /-----\                          (___)
          |     |                          (o o)
          |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
          |  |  |                  /  / \    O
          |  *  |                 *  | O |
          ^^   ^^                    -----
          Coward                  Phone Bull


                  _______________________________
         }__{    /    Send YOUR cow pictures to   \
         (00)   ( dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu )
  :****** \/ ==='\________________________________/'
 : #     ##
   ##****##
   ""    ""


 |    |                              |    |           *
 |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
 |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
 |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
 |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
 |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
 |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
 |     _________________             |     _________________
 |    /                              |    /
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
/      \                            /      \

Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.


 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    \_________________
 |     _________________
 |    /
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |                                (__)
 |    |                      *---------(..)
/      \                        ^^----^^\/

The attempt results in an udder disaster.


  .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
        .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
             /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
            /      \              *        :        * ||____||
            | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
     .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
          / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
    .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
            !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                           :          ^^    ^^
  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow


                          ...---...
                       ../  / | \  \..
                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                   \          |          /
                    \         |         /
                     \        |        /
                      \       |       /
                       \      |      /
                        \     |     /
                         \    |    /
                          \   |   /
                           \  |  /
                            \ | /(__)
                             \|/ (oo)
                          /---++--\/
                         / |  || ||
                        *  ||-++-||
                           ^^    ^^

               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron


              ..---..                             (__)
             /       \                            (oo)
             |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
             |       |                    / |     ||
             |       |                   *  ||----||
             |       |                      ^^    ^^
             |       |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////

            Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???


                     (__)
                     (oo)
        /---+      +--\/
       / |  |      | ||
      *  ||-+      +-||
         ^^          ^^                             *

   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow



                                    (__)
                                    (oo)
                             /-------\/
                            / |     ||
                           *  ||----||
                              ^^    ^^
                             (__)  (__)
                             (oo)  (oo)
                      /-------\/    \/-------\
                     / |     || -^^- ||     | \
                    *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
                       ^^                  ^^
                      (__)                (__)
                      (oo)                (oo)
               /-------\/                  \/-------\
              / |     ||                    ||     | \
             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows



                    (__)                       _--------_
                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
            / | 007 ||                         __________
           *  ||----||                        |_        _|
              ^^    ^^                          --------
       Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow


   The cow that didn't jump
   over the moon.
   ------------------------         !
                                    !
                                    ^
                                   / \              Hey diddle diddle
                                  /___\             The cat and the fiddle
                                 |=   =|            The cow blew up on the
                                 |     |                         launch pad...
                                 |     |
   ROCKET,                       |     |
   TAKING OFF                    |     |
   TOTALLY             \\        |     |
   OBLIVIOUS TO    ||||||>       |     |
   THE FACT THAT       //        |     |
   THERE IS A                    |     |
   COW ON THE                    |     |
   LAUNCH PAD                   /|##!##|\
                               / |##!##| \
                              /  |##!##|  \
                             |  / ^ | ^ \  |
                             | /  ( | )  \ |
                             |/   ( | )   \|
                                 ((   ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                 ((   ))
                                  (( ))
                                   ( )
                                    .                         *
                                    .
                                           _           _           *
                                     *     \\ *=      //
       COW BLOWING      \\                  \\    =* //
       UP,ON THE   ||||||>>       *     *                ( __ )
       LAUNCH PAD       //                     * * *  . _ (oo)          *
                                   // *= *=   * BOOM *     ()
                                  //   *=      * * *           ==* \\
               ________________________________________________ = * \\
                ==============================================
               //        //           !!           \\        \\
              //        //            ||            \\        \\


                                                     (__)
                                                     (oo)
                                                    /'^^^-m
            (__)                                   / '' ` )
            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
          /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
     *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww

            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula


 ____             ____                                |+++++|
|++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
|++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
|++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
|    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
-----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
 o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
 |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
 |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
     \  |  __________________________________/
     |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
    / /  \ \
    ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?


        (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
        (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
* ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||

Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter


*        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
 \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
 //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
 ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking


          (__)
          (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
           \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
       ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
        //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
       //__                      Cow             Cow pooing
       Cow marching            standing


   Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
   (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
   ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
   /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//


(___)
(  --
 \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
   \O

          Thanks to EVERYONE who contributed COWS!

PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY -- IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED.
(Besides, this is a classic that NO ONE should miss!)


# Credits and Notes

It is unclear if the other cowsay files, cow.txt, and cowz.txt, have such liberal of a permission, so do not upload them to the MDKwiki.


cowsay

# cowsay

cowsay (Q1050444 on Wikidata) is the name of an old but very fun little program made in 1999 by Tony Monroe. The main idea is that, once a person installs the program, they can make cute ASCII art figures appear with their provided text.

For this program, that should be available at your nearest package manager.

# Making Your Own cowsay

cowsay files are saved as .cow files (eg tux.cow, ghostbusters.cow, moose.cow) on the user's computer, because of that, it is also possible to make your own .cow file, and doing so is rather simple, but you might need to know some basic things...

When rendering in the terminal, if there is only one \, then it will simply not render. To fix this, in the ASCII art, do \\ so for every backslash, there is a second right next to it.

For eyes, $eyes can be inserted so that the user can change them, so it is possible to, say, have dollar signs in place of the normal eyeballs, although this only works if the eyes are actually side-by-side; e.g. the below Bill Gates ASCII would not work as there are spaces between his eyes, but the very below space cow ASCII art would, as there are no spaces between the eyes.

Below is an example of what a cowsay file may look like:

## Bill Gates by Drummyfish, CC0
$the_cow = <<EOC;
$thoughts
 $thoughts
  $thoughts    \\__.,.
   $thoughts -."     "./
     /,/---"""\\\\
     ; __   __ ;
    (=[0 ]"[ 0]=)
    \\| ""._,"" |/
     |  .___,  |
      \\_,   ._/
        "---"
EOC

And when a person runs it in their terminal, they will get an output like this:

mdk@wikk:~$ cowsay -f bill "Have you tried the new Windows version?"
 _________________________________________
< Have you tried the new Windows version? >
 -----------------------------------------
\
 \
  \    \__.,.
   \ -."     "./
     /,/---"""\\
     ; __   __ ;
    (=[0 ]"[ 0]=)
    \| ""._,"" |/
     |  .___,  |
      \_,   ._/
        "---"
mdk@wiki:~$ sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

There are many options for cowsay, although, as the name suggests, cowsay is slightly obsessed with cows. There's a normal cow, a cow hiding behind a tree (cower.cow), a cow dressed as «Cowth Vader» (vader.cow), a cow LARP'ing as a moose (moose.cow), you get the picture. During the late 80s/early 90s, Eric W. Tilenius would make a few Usenet posts that feature cows in strange or pun-related situations, often making them anthropomorphic in some way.

Jason Scott's Textfiles.com hosts at least three of these posts: cow.txt, cows.txt, and finally cowz.txt, like this example from a November 1989 post:

            o
            | [---]
            |   |
            |   |                              |------========|
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
    |               |        *  ||------||-----
    -----------------           ||      |      |
      /    /  \   \                            |
     /     ----    \
                          This cow jumped over the Moon

Note that these cows are not the same as those that live inside the cowsay program, but seeing that they both feature the theme of cows doing strange and funny acts, it would not be all that shocking if Eric W. Tilenius inspired – even indirectly – Tony Monroe in 1999 to make what would become cowsay.

# Credits and Notes


crab_gumbo

# Crab Gumbo

# Ingredients

# Directions

Add the Crabs, then small can tomatoes. Thyme, parsley, bay leaf.

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crab_salad

# Crab salad

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil rice, eggs and carrot
  2. Chop crab meat and all other ingredients
  3. Combine and mix all ingredients
  4. Add mayonnaise
  5. Chill before serving

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cream_cake

# Cream Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

No directions were given in the original text.

# Credits and Notes

«We bear and rear and agonize. Well, if we are fit for that, we are fit to have a voice in the fate of the man we bear. If we can bring forth the man for the nation, we can sit with you in your councils and shape the destiny of the nation and say whether it is for war or peace we give the sons we bear.
- Joan in»War Brides.»


cream_cheese

# Cream Cheese

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix the yogurt, the milk, the cream, the salt, and the sugar into a bowl. Heat the bowl to 80°C while stirring. Once the temperature has been reached, add the citric acid and mix well. Heat up to 90°C, then let it cool down until it reaches room temperature. Pour the cheese into the cheesecloth and let the whey drip. Store in the fridge.

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cream_gingerbread

# Cream Gingerbread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Bake in gem pans. Greatly improved by adding nuts and raisins.

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cream_gingerbread_cakes

# Cream Gingerbread Cakes

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beat 2 eggs until light, add 1/2 cup of sugar, 1/2 cup molasses, 3/4 cup thick sour cream, the grated rind of 1/2 lemon, 1 saltspoon of salt, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, 1 tablespoon ginger, and finally, add 2 cups of well sifted flour mixed with 1 1/2 teaspoons soda (level).

Bake in gem pans. If desired add nuts and raisins which improves them very much.

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cream_pie

# Cream Pie

# Ingredients

# Directions

Scald milk; beat eggs; add sugar; pour into milk, beating constantly, 1 tablespoon of cornstarch and 1 tablespoon flour (rounded).

Bake crust; beat whites; add 1 teaspoon sugar, cover with cocoanut browned lightly; now cover with whipped cream and cream nuts.

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cream_potatoes

# Cream Potatoes

Bake the potatoes in a slow oven. When perfectly cold slice rather thin. Put into a pan, sprinkle on a little flour and toss the potatoes about with your hand until some flour adheres to each piece. Cover these floured potatoes with small bits of butter. If the butter is put in in one piece the potatoes get broken before the butter reaches them all.

Sprinkle in a little salt and put in enough cream so that they are about half covered. If you use more cream they will cook too tender and be mushy before the cream is cooked down. Stand by them. Stir with a knife blade lifting them from the bottom but not turning them over.

When they begin to glisten lift them to a hot serving dish and put them where they will keep warm but will not cook any further.

If you have not cream add a little more butter but the cream is better than the butter.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Harriet Taylor Upton. As apart of the United State's Republican Party, Upton (1853 - 1945; Q5664341 on Wikidata) was an activist and author. She was the first woman to become a vice-chair of the Republican National Committee and helped the right for women to vote; she was the President of the Ohio Women's Suffrage Association.


creamed_lobster

# Creamed Lobster

# Ingredients

# Directions

When cooked beat in the yolk of an egg.

Pick to pieces 1 can of lobster, juice of 1 onion, juice of 1 lemon, stalk of celery chopped fine, paprika, sweet peppers, cut fine. Mix all together and serve in ramekins. Serve very hot. Serves 12 people.

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creamed_mushrooms

# Creamed Mushrooms

# Ingredients

# Directions

To one pound of cleaned and well strained mushrooms, add 1/4 lb. of fresh butter. Allow mushrooms to cook in butter about five minutes. Sprinkle enough flour to thicken.

When well mixed, pour in gently a little more than 1/2 pint of sweet cream. Allow it to boil, add salt and pepper to taste.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Mrs. Enoch Rauh of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.


creamy_mashed_potatoes

# Creamy Mashed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes is a really great recipe that is often relegated to the position of side dish. This recipe is a spin of the classical mashed potatoes recipe that's got itself more going on. You can serve this dish for a relatively light meal, or you can also serve it as a side dish if you want to have a really hearty meal.

# Ingredients

The quantities here are for about four adult portions. If you are planning on eating this as a side dish, it might be more like 6-8 portions.

*You can play with the proportions depending on how creamy or dry you want the mashed potatoes to be.

# Directions

  1. Peel and cut the potatoes into medium sized pieces.
  2. Put the potatoes in a pot with some water so that it covers the potatoes and boil them for about 20-30 minutes, or until the potatoes are soft.
  3. About ten minutes before removing the potatoes from the boiling water, cut the bacon into little pieces and fry it.
  4. Warm up the milk and mayonnaise.
  5. Shred the cheese.
  6. When the potatoes are done, remove all water from the pot, add the warm milk and mayonnaise mix, add some butter, and mash with a potato masher or a blender.
  7. Add some salt, black pepper and garlic powder to taste and continue mashing the mix.
  8. Once the mix is somewhat homogeneous and the potatoes are properly mashed, add the shredded cheese and fried bacon and mix a little.
  9. Serve and top with chopped green onions.

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/creamy-mashed-potatoes/

# Credits and Notes


creme_brulee

# Crème brûlée

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix cream, milk and yolks.
  2. Add sugar, vanilla and lemon.
  3. Let rest for at least 30 min (optionally over night)
  4. Pour into 4-6 fireproof ramekins.
  5. Pre-heat oven to 150°C and put the grease pan on the middle rail.
  6. Put the ramekins onto the grease pan and fill it with boiling water.
  7. Let the crème cook for 55 min.
  8. Let the ramekins cool down to room temperature and put them in the fridge for at least 2 hours.
  9. Spread a teaspoon of sugar onto each ramekin.
  10. Use a blowtorch to flambé the sugar. Alternatively the grill of your oven may work too.

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creole_balls

# Creole Balls

Chop half a cupful each of almonds, pecans and walnuts and add enough fondant to make the mixture of the right consistency to mold into bonbons. Boil into little balls and dip in maple or chocolate fondant.

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creole_salad

# Creole Salad

Cut off the tops of eight medium sized sweet bell peppers, saving the tops with the stems attached; remove all the seeds and white portion without breaking the pepper, then throw them into ice water for 30 minutes.

Mix together a cupful of minced ham and chicken, four hard boiled eggs and a bunch of celery, chopped, and a Spanish Onion.

Moisten with dressing, fill the shells, replace the tops and serve.

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croque_monsieur

# Croque-monsieur bites

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prepare the béchamel: melt the butter in a heavy-bottomed saucepan.
  2. As soon as it foams, sprinkle it with flour, salt, pepper, add a pinch of nutmeg, mix.
  3. Then pour in the milk, little by little (especially not all at once), stirring with a whisk each time, until the sauce thickens.
  4. Turn on the oven on th. 6/180°, take the baking sheet out of the oven and line it with aluminum foil.
  5. Spread 6 slices of bread in front of you, spread them with a little mustard, add a layer of béchamel, 1 slice of ham folded in 4, grated cheese, a layer of béchamel, put the other 6 slices of bread on the on top, add a thin layer of béchamel and distribute the rest of the grated cheese.
  6. Arrange the croque-monsieur on the baking sheet and put them in the oven for about 10 minutes.
  7. You can place them under the broiler for 3-4 minutes at the end.

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crostata

# Crostata

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Set aside about 1/6 of the shortcrust pastry and roll out the remaining so that it is slightly larger than the tray.
  2. Place rolled shortcrust pastry in a baking mold and arrange the border along those of the mold, so that the pastry can contain jam.
  3. Pour the jam in the shortcrust pastry «container» you just created and spread it with a spoon.
  4. Use the pastry you set aside to create rolls and place them in a criss-cross pattern all over the surface. Push them through the jam to the bottom.
  5. Preheat the oven to 180 °C.
  6. Cook in the oven for about 45 minutes.
  7. Let the cake cool down to room temperature before removing from the mold, otherwise it will easily break.

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croutons

# Croutons

Croutons are an essential addition to many salads. They are delicious and easy to make at home.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F (roughly 180°C). Gently cut slices of white bread into squares with a chef's knife. One to two slices is usually enough for one person.
  2. In a large bowl combine olive oil, spices, and bread squares and gently mix to thoroughly season bread. Spices can be anything but I recommend oregano, paprika, black pepper, garlic powder or freshly minced garlic, and a small pinch of cayenne.
  3. Spread seasoned bread squares large face down onto a baking sheet evenly and put in oven for 6-8 minutes. Once the bread has crisped flip each square and put back in oven for another 6-8 minutes or until crispy throughout.
  4. Once fully baked, let rest until cool. These can be eaten immediately or saved in a sandwich bag for later.

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cuca_italiana

# Cuca «Italiana»

Sweet bread with a crumbly top. The name derives from German «Streußelkuchen», but while German colonists in Southern Brazil kept it identical to the mainland version, North Italian colonists took it and turned it into a tall loaf.

# Ingredients

For the dough: - 3 cups of all-purpose flour - 1 1/2 cups of sugar - 3/4 of a cup of warm water - 2 eggs - 6 tablespoons of milk - 2 tablespoons of lard or butter - 1 tablespoon of instant dry yeast - A pinch of nutmeg - 1 teaspoon of vanilla essence (optional). - Optional herbs and spices: Fennel seeds, cinammon, cloves. Don't put too many though.

For the «farofa», the crumbly top: - 1 cup of sugar - 1/2 cup of flour - 2 tablespoons of lard or butter - 1 teaspoon of vanilla essence

# Directions

  1. Add the sifted flour, the nutmeg and a pinch of salt into a bowl. In another one, add the sugar, the warm water, the fat of choice, the yeast and the vanilla essence.
  2. Unite both mixes and knead it until an homogenous dough forms. Put it in a properly floured and greased baking tray that you would use for baking bread, or a tall, round tray for cake.
  3. Prepare the «farofa» mixing the sugar, the flour, the fat and the vanilla essence with your fingertips, until they form crumbles. Now put the «farofa» over the dough, cover it with a cloth and leave it to rest for 2 hours.
  4. Then, bake it at a pre-heated 180C (356F) oven for 40 minutes.
  5. Have it with fruit jam (grape is my favourite) or dulce de leche, and some coffee.

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cucumber_aspic

# Cucumber Aspic

Four large cucumbers, one small onion, half a box of gelatine soaked in half a cup of cold water, salt and white pepper to taste. Peel the cucumbers, cut into thick slices and place, with the sliced onion, over the fire with a scant quart of water. Simmer for an hour, stir in the gelatine and, when this is dissolved, season the jelly, strain it and set aside to cool. It may be formed into small moulds and turned out on lettuce leaves, or used in a border-mould for garnishing a fish or tomato salad, or set to form in a salad bowl and taken out by the spoonful and served on lettuce leaves. French dressing is better with it than mayonnaise.

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cucumber_sandwiches

# Cucumber Sandwiches

Pare and slice cucumbers crosswise. Marinate in French dressing and place between rounds of buttered bread.

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curry_sauce

# Curry sauce

I like to make double this amount and freeze the rest.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Melt the butter in a large saucepan over medium heat.
  2. Add in the sliced onion, sliced garlic, and ginger.
  3. Fry for 15 min, until the onion is soft.
  4. Add the curry powder, turmeric, vinegar, and star anise.
  5. Fry for 1 minute.
  6. Pour in the stock.
  7. Simmer for 30 minutes while stirring.
  8. Remove the star anise.
  9. Add the cornflour and water.
  10. Simmer for 5 minutes while stirring.
  11. Blend the sauce. Add in some lemon juice if you want.

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damper

# Damper

Damper is a no-yeast australian campfire bread. It is easy to scale up and down. - ⏲️ Prep time: 30 min - 🍳Cook time: 30 min - 🍽️ Servings: 15

# Ingredients

  1. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Grease a baking sheet.
  2. Mix all the ingredients together, adding a half cup of water and a teaspoon salt.
  3. Knead the bread on a floured surface.
  4. Put the bread into the oven for 25 minutes, then lower the temprature to 175 degrees C for 5 to 10 minutes

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danish_pancake

# Danish Pancake

Danish Pancake recipe

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put all the ingredients in a bowl and stir until it's all mixed up.
  2. Preheat a pan with butter or margarine.
  3. Turn when one side starts turning brown.
  4. They are done when both sides start turning brown.
  5. Add Butter or Margarine when needed.

Served With

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date_cake

# Date Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cream the sugar and butter. Add the well beaten yolks; then the whites; then the flour well sifted with the baking powder. Beat until smooth; add milk, then dates. Beat thoroughly and bake three-quarters of an hour in a steady, but not too hot oven.

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daube

# Daube

# Ingredients

# Directions

First fry meat, then remove to platter. Start gravy by first frying the onions a nice brown; then add flour and brown; drain the tomatoes and fry; add rest of ingredients; put meat into this and let it cook slowly for five to six hours.

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david_bowie

# David Bowie

David Robert Jones (1947-01-08 to 2016-01-10), better known by his stage name of David Bowie (Q5383 on Wikidata) was a deeply infuancel singer-songwriter from the UK who will be best known for his continually changing look and style, seemly always being ahead of the curve when it comes to not only fasion, like his ever changing alter egos (Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane, Halloween Jack, the Thin White Duke, and The Blind Prophet), but also cultural things such as what was the new and exciting World Wide Web during the 1990s.

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delicious_fudge

# Delicious Fudge

Delicious fudge is made with sour cream instead of fresh milk or cream.

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delicious_mexican_dish

# Delicious Mexican Dish

Soak and scald a pair of sweetbreads, cut into small bits; take liquor from three dozen large oysters; add to sweetbreads with 3 tablespoons of gravy from the roast beef, and 1/4 lb. of butter chopped and rolled in flour; cook until sweetbreads are tender; add oysters; cook 5 minutes; add 3/4 cup of cream; serve with or without toast.

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delicious_nut_cake

# Delicious Nut Cake

Old English Recipe, year 1600.

# Ingredients

Coffee cup is used for measure.

# Directions

Cream butter and sugar, stir in yolks, beat hard for 5 minutes, add water, then flour, mix the tartar in it–then nuts, then beaten whites of eggs. Bake 3/4 of an hour if loaf, or half hour if divided into two portions or layers.

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demi_glace

# Demi-glace

This is a take on a traditional demi-glace without needing to buy an astronomically large amount of veal bones. Use this as your main base for pan sauces, an extra flavor bomb, or a replacement for recipes that call for broth or stock.

These are the basic proportions – multiply as needed. I typically multiply by six to give me several weeks worth of demi-glace ice cubes.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put the tomato paste in a large pot, then turn the heat on medium
  2. Spread the paste around the bottom of the pot and stir until it just barely starts to brown
  3. Deglaze with the broth
  4. Stir in all other ingredients and boil over high heat until reduced to about 1/6th of its original volume
  5. Freeze in ice cub trays

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dev_null

# /dev/null

/dev/null: /dev·nuhl/, n.

[from the Unix null device, used as a data sink] A notional ‘black hole' in any information space being discussed, used, or referred to. A controversial posting, for example, might end «Kudos to rasputin@kremlin.org, flames to /dev/null». See bit bucket.

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devil_s_food

# Devil's Food

# Ingredients

# Directions

Dissolve soda in boiling water and pour over chocolate and let cool. Beat butter and sugar to a cream, add the eggs and other things. Bake in layers.

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diannes_southwest_salad

# Dianne's Southwestern Cornbread Salad

Dianne's Southwestern Cornbread Salad is as colorful as it is delicious.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prepare cornbread according to package directions, cool, and crumble. Then set aside.
  2. Prepare salad dressing according to package directions.
  3. Layer a large bowl with half each of cornbread, lettuce, and the next 6 ingredients: spoon half of dressing evenly over top. Repeat layers with remaining ingredients and dressing. Cover and chill at least 2 hours.

# Credits and Notes


did_you_know

# Did You Know?

Did you know that...


dives_sur_mer_france

# Dives-sur-Mer

Dives-sur-Mer, a small port and seaside resort of north-western France on the coast of the department of Calvados, on the Dives, 15 m. N.E. of Caen by road. Pop. (1906) 3286. Dives is celebrated as the harbour whence William the Conqueror sailed to England in 1066. In the porch of its church (14th and 15th centuries) a tablet records the names of some of his companions. The town has a picturesque inn, adapted from a building dating partly from the 16th century, and market buildings dating from the 14th to the 16th centuries. The coast in the vicinity of Dives is fringed with small watering-places, those of Cabourg (to the west) and of Beuzeval and Houlgate (to the east) being practically united with it. There are large metallurgical works with electric motive power close to the town.

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dog

# The Humble Dog

The dog (Q144 on Wikidata) is the name of a four legged mammal that enjoys things such as running, eating, and sleeping. They are common to find in houses around the world as pets as well as working animals (like on farms, with the police, in the army, in therapy, as well as in other work).

Thanks to man's ability to selectively breed animals, our ancestors, during the Late Pleistocene (roughly between c. 129,000 and c. 11,700 years ago), were able to domesticate wolves when humans were just hunter-gatherers, and in fact, it is thought that the dog was the first animal we were able to domesticate.

Thanks to this, the dog has often been cited as «man's best friend», that is to say, the dog will always be man's friend, as the dog will unconditionally love us.

The 1911 Encyclopædia Britannica talks about dogs, albeit in a clinical way:

DOG, the English generic term for the quadruped of the domesticated variety of Canis[.]

[...]

The dog is generally easily managed, and although H. C. Brooke of Welling, Kent, succeeded in making a wolf fairly tractable, the experience of others has been the reverse of encouraging. G. Cuvier gives an interesting account of a young wolf which, having been trained to follow his master, showed affection and submission scarcely inferior to the domesticated dog. During the absence from home of his owner the wolf was sent to a menagerie, but pined for his master and would scarcely take any food for a considerable time. At length, however, he became attached to his keepers and appeared to have forgotten his former associate. At the end of eighteen months his master returned, and, the moment his voice was heard, the wolf recognized him and lavished on him the most affectionate caresses. A still longer separation followed, but the wolf again remembered his old associate and showed great affection upon his return. Such an association proves that there is very little difference between the dog and the wolf in recognition of man as an object of affection and veneration. H. C. Brooke succeeded in training his wolf so well that it was no uncommon sight to see the latter following his master like a dog. The wolf did not like strangers, however, and was very shy in their presence.

Dogs and humans, it is fair to say, are best friends. Where there is a dog, there are humans, and where there are humans, dog is not far behind.

# I'm a wild woof, why would I want to get domesticated?

If you're a wild wolf who is living around 30,000 years ago, there are some noticeable benefits to living with humans, namely...

  1. Fire: Mankind can control, or at least consistently start, fires, meaning you have a good heat source during Winter or cold times. Humans also offer you another heat source with their bodies if you lie with them; in cases like this, the bond can grow stronger.
  2. Your pack grows: Bigger numbers mean more protection for you; it also means more mouths to feed, but...
  3. Humans can hunt bigger animals: Humans are countless, so they can kill bigger animals than you can with things like tools, and because you help with the hunt and/or you are a part of the wolf-human pack, humans will see you as their own and feed you, even if this doesn't always benefit them.
  4. Humans are nice: Most humans, especially ones in your pack, are just nice and will do things like talk to you (even if you don't speak the same language), pet you, and come to your aid if you are hurt. They don't ask for much in return; they mostly want a friend.

So, if you are a wolf and are considering becoming a domestic animal, there are some of the pros. Admittedly, it's only a short list, but this will greatly increase your life. Not only are you happier (humans and dogs release a happy hormone when together (oxytocin)), but also your life expectancy will go up as well.

It's difficult to reject this win-win offer, especially as hunting can be hard for you, even at the best of times; the same goes for keeping warm. Humans also know how to make shelter, or be it a rather rudimentary one at the moment, but a shelter nonetheless, so any pups you may have will have a better chance of entaring adulthood and breeding: Your family tree could last for countless years!

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# Famous Dogs

Some famous dogs include, but not limited to:

# In Fiction...

Due to our close connection, dogs in folklore, media, as well as written stories have and will keep appearing. Here is just a small collection of made-up dogs:-

# In Reality...

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dominican_spaghetti

# Dominican Spaghetti

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil spaghetti.
  2. In a separate pan, Sauté onions, peppers, and garlic until soft.
  3. Add seasonings and black pepper to taste. Mix until well combined.
  4. Add tomato paste, sauce, and the pasta water. Mix and let it come to a simmer. Simmer for 5 minutes.
  5. Add evaporated milk, butter, sugar, and olives.
  6. Taste for seasoning and heat to desired temperature.
  7. Add spaghetti and toss into the sauce.

# Credits and Notes


dou_sha_bao

# Red Bean Buns (豆沙包)

Soft and fluffy sweet buns filled-up with creamy Azuki red bean paste.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. 24h after soaking, boil the beans during 5 minutes and rince to clean up impurities.
  2. Bring back the beans to simmering point during 1h30/2h. Drain when beans are easily squashable.
  3. Mix the beans until smooth paste. Feel free to ad some water if necessary.
  4. Put the bean paste in a low-heated pan with 150g (~ 5oz) sugar and a pinch of salt. Stir continuously to dry up the paste during around 10 minutes and let it cool.
  5. In a salad bowl, stir the flour, the rest of sugar (~ 50g / 1.7oz), a pinch of salt, the baking powder and baker's yeast.
  6. Knead the bun paste during 5 minutes then incorporate the oil, knead again during 2 minutes. Shape a bowl and let it for 1 hour.
  7. Shape 6 balls with red beans paste.
  8. Press the rested bun paste to remove the gas and knea it up for 1 minute.
  9. Sprinkle flour on working plan and make a sausage shape. Cut it in 6 equal shares and shape small balls with it.
  10. Spread these bun paste balls to obtain a 10/12cm (~ 4inch) diameter disc.
  11. Put the red bean paste in the center of the bun disc paste and close up the bao by making small folds around the ball. Solder well.
  12. Dispose baos in a covered steaming basket and let it rest during 10 minutes.
  13. After 10 minutes of rest, steam it during 20 minutes. After steaming, let it rest during 5 minutes without uncover it.
  14. Enjoy!

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doughnuts

# Doughnuts

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix eggs, sugar and butter; add sour milk or buttermilk with soda dissolved. Then stir in flour with baking powder added.

Do not roll too thin.

Have lard boiling when you drop in the doughnuts. A slice of raw potato in the lard will prevent the lard taste.

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dr_van_valja_s_griddle_cakes

# Dr. Van Valja's Griddle Cakes

Very good for a dyspeptic.

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beat the eggs to a froth, put in the rice and flour, bake on rather hot griddle greased with butter–eat with sugar and cinnamon.

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dried_tomato_plum_spread

# Dried tomato & plum bread spread

Quick and simple bread spread.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put plums in hot water from kettle for couple of minutes, in order to make them softer.
  2. After that put plums (without the water) and rest of the ingredients into blender and mix it until you're satisfied.
  3. If you want to make it more liquid you can add water from the plums.

# Credits and Notes


drop_muffins

# Drop Muffins

# Ingredients

# Directions

Make up at night and in morning drop from spoon into pan. Bake in a quick oven.

# Credits and Notes

We'll bring your friends and ours to this large dinner. It works the better eaten before witnesses. - Cartwright.


drunken_beans

# Drunken beans (Pintos Borrachos)

Pinto beans cooking with beer, what beer you use can change the dish.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Sauté onions.
  2. Add garlic, sauté bit longer.
  3. Add tomatoes, water, beans, oregano, cumin, chilli powder, beer and salt, gradually bring to boil.
  4. When boiled, reduce to simmer.
  5. When beans are al dente (about 1 hour if using dried), bring to quick boil and evaporate remaining liquid until beans are stew-like.
  6. Remove from the heat and mashup, or skip this step if you want more of a bean stew.

# Credits and Notes


ducks

# Ducks

Take two young ducks, wash and dry out thoroughly; rub outside with salt and pepper–lay in roasting pan, breast down. Cut in half one good sized onion and an apple cut in half (not peeled). Lay around the ducks and put in about one and one-half pints hot water. Cover with lid of roasting pan and cook in a medium hot oven.

In an hour turn ducks on back and add a teaspoon of tart jelly. Leave lid off and baste frequently.

In another hour the ducks are ready to serve. Pour off fat in pan. Make thickening for gravy (not removing the onion or apple).

For the filling, take stale loaf of bread, cut off crust and rub the bread into crumbs, dissolve a little butter (about one tablespoon), add that to the crumbs. Salt and pepper to taste and as much parsley as is desired. Mix and stuff the ducks.

# Credits and Notes

From the standpoint of Science, Health, Beauty and Usefulness, the Art of Cooking leads all the other arts, for does not the preservation of the race depend upon it?
- L. P. K.


dulce_de_leche

# Dulce de Leche

Delicious milk toffee used on desserts or as a spread. Substitute for Nootella or similar «food». It is very demanding, so i only recommend you make it if you either can't buy industrial dulce de leche (It will be way more natural than other sweets anyway), or have the time and interest to go through the process. It can be made more easily with sweetened condensed milk, but if you have access to it, you can get DDL anyways.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat all ingredients in a pan (with the marbles, if you want,) on a medium-heat stove, constantly mixing with a wooden spoon.
  2. Once the sugar dissolves, set heat to very low, and keep mixing once in a while for approximately two hours. It should not boil, if it happens, set it aside, keep mixing and once the temperature lowers put it back on the heat.
  3. Once the preparation gets thicker, be more careful and mix it more frequently so that it does not stick (and burn) and lumps do not form.
  4. Once you get a consistency similar to that of a custard, set it aside and keep mixing for 10 minutes, until it gets cold and thickens a bit more. If you put a spoon inside, pass your finger in the middle and it does not unite anymore, it is done.
  5. Once cold, put it on a glass jar and leave it in the fridge, or sterilize it.

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dumplings_that_never_fall

# Dumplings That Never Fall

Two cupfuls of flour, two heaping teaspoons of baking powder, one-half teaspoon of salt and one cupful of sweet milk. Stir and drop in small spoonfuls into plenty of water, in which meat is boiling. Boil with cover off for fifteen minutes, then put cover on and boil ten minutes longer. These are very fine with either beef or chicken.

# Credits and Notes


e_mail

# E-Mail

E-Mail (electronic mail or email, Email, and variants) is a technology allowing to send and receiving messages over a computer network; it is one of the most used services of the Internet.

# Credits and Notes


earth

# Earth 🌍 🌎 🌏

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The Earth (Q2 on Wikidata) is located in the Solar System and is our native home planet. One of the reasons why there is life on this planet is thanks to the Sun giving us the light we need, the large amount of water (which covers about 71% of the planet's surface). Scientists think life on Earth began about 4 billion years ago.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun and the fifth largest in the Solar System, it has an ellipsoid shape. It has formed from space dust nearly 4.5 billion years ago during the formation of our Solar System. Soon after its formation it was struck by a Mars-sized body, called Theia, which led to the formation of the Moon, Earth's only natural satellite.

The 1911 Encyclopædia Britannica talks about Earth:

The terrestrial globe is a member of the Solar system, the third in distance from the Sun, and the largest within the orbit of Jupiter.

[...]

In its earliest history the mass now consolidated as the Earth and Moon was part of a vast nebulous aggregate, which in the course of time formed a central nucleus-our Sun-which shed its outer layers in such a manner as to form the solar system[.] The moon may have been formed from the Earth in a similar manner, but the theory of tidal friction suggests the elongation of the Earth along an equatorial axis to form a pear-shaped figure, and that in the course of time the protuberance shot off to form the Moon[.] The age of the Earth has been investigated from several directions, as have also associated questions related to climatic changes, internal temperature, orientation of the land and water (permanence of oceans and continents)[.]

One unique thing about our Earth is that it is deeply, deeply lonely. As far as we are aware, no other planet can sustain life, and so we as Earthlings are alone, so we make art, we sing songs, fall in love, hunt and kill, start wars, and destroy empires.

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easy_chicken_and_rice_casserole

# Easy Chicken and Rice Casserole

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In large fry pan, cook onion and celery in butter until soft.
  2. Stir in remaining ingredients.
  3. Bake in covered 8 cup baking dish in preheated (350F) oven for about 30 minutes or until rice is cooked.

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easy_pizza_sauce

# Easy Pizza Sauce

One serving should be enough to cover a pizza. The sauce can be stored in the refrigerator for ~16 days if put into a conserving jar.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Finely chop onions and garlic into a pot.
  2. Cover them with olive oil.
  3. Cook mixture on medium heat (~4/10) until glazed.
  4. Add tomato sauce, tomato concentrate, sugar, salt, pepper, thyme/rosemary, oregano and basil to the mixture.
  5. Let the mixture boil on low heat (~2.5/10) for ~60min.

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easy_rice

# Easy Rice

Rice is easy to make in any pot.

The simple use of different spices can change its use or what it accents.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add some amount of rice to a pot that has a cover.
  2. Add twice as much liquid to the same pot. Water is typical, but for extra flavor, use stock or broth.
  3. If desired, dice onion or garlic and mix into rice.
  4. Cover the pot, put it on the stove and turn the heat on the highest level.
  5. As soon as you hear the water beginning to bubble and boil over, turn the heat down to low and allow it to simmer.
  6. Wait for twenty minutes or so until the liquid has evaporated and the rice will be ready.

# For Mexican rice

For Mexican rice, you might want to avoid cooking in stock to avoid taste clashes.

  1. Dice up some cilantro.
  2. Mix in cilantro to finished rice, along with some squeezes of lime juice.

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egg_bread

# Egg Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Pour a little boiling water over 1 quart of meal to scald it. Add a little salt and stir in yolks of 3 eggs, 1 cup milk, 1 tablespoon of lard and butter melted. Add the whites last, well beaten.

Bake in a moderate oven till well done–almost an hour.

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egg_patties

# Egg Patties

Beat eggs lightly and add crushed cracker crumbs till it forms a thick paste, then thin with a little milk. Season with finely cut onion, pepper and salt. Fry in butter, like pancakes. Very good and something different.

# Credits and Notes

God sends meat and the devil sends cooks.
- John Taylor (1578 - 1653; Q1029080 on Wikidata).


eggroll_in_a_bowl

# Egg Roll in a Bowl

Egg rolls, but, you know, in a bowl.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Grate or mince ginger finely. Process with the garlic cloves by grinding with salt under the edge of a knife. Finely mince the onion. Optional Marinade the ground turkey in 2 Tbsp of soy sauce and 1 tsp baking soda for 15 minutes to improve browning.

  2. In a hot wok or skillet add a few tablespoons of cooking oil, preferably peanut, and a tsp of sesame oil. Add the ground turkey and cook until no longer raw seasoning with soy sauce.

  3. Add the onion and cook until translucent and the meat is nicely browned. Add in the garlic and ginger mixture and cook for approximately 1 minute or until fragrant ensuring not to burn the garlic.

  4. Add in the coleslaw mix and season with more soy sauce. Cook until the cabbage is just softened. Add 1/4 cup of hoisin sauce and stir to combine. Check seasoning and add salt to taste. Serve in a bowl with sweet chili sauce and green onions.

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eggs

# Eggs

Eggs are great. This page will contain all sorts of «basic» ways of having an egg.

# Ingredients

# Directions

# Boiled eggs

  1. Bring water to boil (about enough to cover the eggs when submerged).
  2. Place eggs in water.
  3. Keep heat high enough to keep a rolling boil, boil until desired consistency (about 5 or less minutes for soft boiled and very runny, 8 minutes for medium runny, 10+ for hard boiled).

Tip: if your eggs are cracking when you put them in boiling water, you might improve your chances of them not doing so by first warming them up in warm water for a few minutes beforehand.

# Sunny-side up

  1. Heat up butter or oil on small pan.
  2. Crack egg(s) into pan.
  3. Cook on low heat for an evenly cooked white and runny yolk.
  4. Serve seasoned with salt and pepper.

# Scrambled

  1. Heat up butter or oil on pan.
  2. Crack eggs into pan.
  3. Start scrambling with wooden spatula.
  4. Cook until desired dryness.
  5. Season with salt and pepper.

# Scrambled and fluffy

  1. Prepare as normal.
  2. Crack eggs into pan and let them coagulate maybe twenty or thirty seconds before scrambling.
  3. Use a rubber spatula to sort of scrape the egg towards the center of the pan. You're pushing the cooked egg towards the center while letting the raw egg spill out to be cooked. Give the egg a couple seconds to cook before pushing it back towards the center. The more you scramble the less fluffy the egg will be.
  4. Finish as normal.

Scrambled eggs are easy to customize. E.g. start by frying any of: onions, bits of ham, mushrooms, chopped tomatoes, etc., before cracking the eggs in.

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eggs_benedict

# Eggs Benedict

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Blend Yolks and Lemon Juice: In a blender, blend the yolks and lemon juice to create the base for the hollandaise sauce. This can optionally be done in a double boiler on a gentle simmer with whisking instead of blending to reduce curdling.
  2. Drizzle Butter: Slowly pour in the melted butter while blending. The sauce should thicken and become creamy. If it becomes too viscous, add a little warm water or lemon juice to thin it out.
  3. Season Sauce: Season to taste with cayenne pepper or hot sauce.
  4. Heat Water to Simmer: Prepare a large saucepan with at least four inches of water and bring it to a gentle simmer. Add the vinegar to help the egg whites set.
  5. Poach Eggs 3-4 Minutes: Gently slide the eggs into the simmering water. It helps to crack the eggs into a small bowl or ladle, bring the vessel to the surface of the water, and then drop the egg in that way. While cooking, take a spoon and stir the water into a little whirlpool; this can help displace the excess egg whites, giving the poached eggs a cleaner, firmer appearance. Cook for 3-4 minutes.
  6. Remove Eggs: Remove the eggs with a slotted spoon and place them on a paper towel-lined plate to drain.
  7. Toast Muffins: Halve the muffins and toast them. Optionally butter both halves. You could substitute the muffins with any kind of spongey bread.
  8. Cook Bacon: In a skillet on medium heat, cook the Canadian bacon or ham until slightly browned.
  9. Assemble: Place a slice of Canadian bacon on each toasted muffin half, top with a poached egg and a generous amount of hollandaise sauce. Garnish with cut chives and more cayenne pepper if desired.

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egyptian_lentils

# Egyptian Lentils

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place lentils in a saucepan and cover by 1» or more of water. Turn heat to high and bring to a boil, then turn down heat to simmer, and cook covered for 35 minutes or until tender. Drain and transfer to a large bowl. Set aside.
  2. Bring 3 cups of water to a boil, add rice. Turn down to simmer for 20 minutes and fluff up rice with a fork and add to lentils.
  3. Boil 2 quarts of water, add elbow macaroni and cook until tender. Add to lentils.
  4. In a small skillet add 1 Tbsp of oil and saute chopped peppers finely for two minutes. Add the tomato, 1/2 cup of water, bring to a boil and simmer for 5 minutes. Add the lime juice. Fold this sauce into the lentils.
  5. In another skillet heat 2 Tbsp oil, add onions and saute until brown. Garnish lentil mixture with the browned onions.

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emoji

# Emoji 🙂

Not to be confused with emoticons.

Emoji (a word that is already plural, such as «sheep»; Q1049294 on Wikidata) should not be confused with emoticons. Emotions are somewhat alike, but are text-only :~).

# History

The history of emoji starts in Japan in the 1990s. During this time, phone carriers realized that it was possible to not only send text messages with, well, text in them, but also simple smiling face icons, this was a unique

# Emoji and Flags

Maybe the biggest category of emojis are the flags. In layman's terms, there's alotta flags, so many that it can be almost overwhelming.

The problem with flags in emoji is this:

Sometimes it's in little ways that don't really matter, like France 🇫🇷 changing the colors a little, but sometimes it's in a big way, like with Afghanistan 🇦🇫 in 2021. Depending on what you're reading this on, you might even be seeing the old Afghanistan flag.

There's the Pride flag (🏳️‍🌈) and the transgender flag (🏳️‍⚧️), yes, but no lesbian, gay, bisexual flags. Unicode themselves have suggested alternatives, such as 💙💜💖 for an alternative bisexual flag, although it is a bit disappointing that this is the best the queer community gets.

With that said, we will also tread into the problem of «why isn't my flag here» from above. Let's say that Unicode do add the bi, gay, lesbian flags - why not the pansexual flag? How about the asexual pride flag? Why not the...? and so on.

It's a club of who is and is not a country: Why is my country not here? Why don't people see it as a legitimate state of its own?

There are no US state flags or any flags of states... well, apart from England (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿), Scotland (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿), Cymru (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿) but no flag for Northern Ireland, as the government and parliament were abolished in 1973, so the de facto is the Union Flag, 🇬🇧.

There have been proposals in the past for there to be US state flags, but this was rejected. Like the above point, if this were added, state flags would change. This proposal was made in 2017; since then Minnesota, Mississippi, and Utah have all changed their flags radically.

In 2022, Unicode made a blog post, The Past and Future of Flag Emoji where they say that they will no longer be adding any more flags of any kind. Despite this, there have been new flags added, like in 2025 with the southwestern English Channel island, Sark 🇨🇶.

# Random Emojis Worth Talking About

# 🕴️

During the late 1990s, Microsoft wanted to come up with a unique way of sending text over the Internet, so a team made up of Vincent Connare, Sue Lightfoot, Ian Patterson, and Geraldine Wade was made for such a job on a project that would turn into Webdings that has now become a part of one of the core fonts for the Web; fonts like Arial, Courier New, Impact (AKA the meme font), Times New Roman, Comic Sans and course Webdings as well as others not listed were created as a standard pack of fonts for the World Wide Web, available as executable files (.exe) on Windows as well as archive files (.sit.hqx) for Mac users.

These fonts were published as freeware, although be it under a proprietary license that has some restrictions on distribution.

Out of all the fonts, Comic Sans might be the most well-known, as it is loved as much as it is hated. Famously, it tries to emulate the fonts used in comic books, and yes, it does a good job at that, and it is friendly and approachable, although this unprofessional font has been used on all sorts of things, from signs on shops to gravestones.

It's a font that anyone can and will use, for better and for worse. Comic Sans is also used for computer games, like in Toby Fox's indie darling of a game, Undertale, by the character Sans, whose speech bubbles are in this font.

Another unique font is Webdings (that, like Comic Sans, was also made by Vincent Connare) that is more of a set of icons more so than a bunch of fonts. Rather than being a set of letters from A to Z, Webdings is unique in that it is shapes and symbols - think of it as a precursor to emoji. There is a spider Webding 🕷 (U+1F577), an alien 👽︎ (U+1F47D), a dove 🕊 (U+1F54A), a dog 🐕︎ (U+1F415). As of June 2014, the Unicode Standard made these official emojis when version 7.0 was released.

Possibly one of the stranger Webdings, and now emoji, is 🕴︎ (U+1F574), or to give it its full title, Man in Business Suit Levitating. This symbol's history actually goes back all the way to 1944 with the birth of Peter Tosh (1944-08-19 - 1987-09-11) who was a Jamaican singer and member of Bob Marley and The Wailers, and whose silhouette was used for the logo on what is now the defunct 2 Tone Records.

Bad Manners, Elvis Costello, Madness, The Specials were just some of the names who were a part of 2 Tone Records at some point. And as fate would have it, Vincent Connare was inspired to make the 🕴︎ Webding after looking at an album cover from The Specials, making it into the final cut for this 1997 font.

# 🫃

Pregnant man emoji! It's a man who's pregnant. He's a man... and he's PREGNANT?!... WOAGH.

# 🏩

Emojis are a Japanese export, so a lot of them (⛩️, 👺, 🎎, etc, etc) reflect customs that are not a thing in the Western side of the world. 🏩 is a representation of a love hotel, where couples can book a room for a short time and have sex.

# 🔫

The gun emoji, or water gun depending on where you view it. A bit of a strange addition to the emoji catalog, but isn't the only violent emoji (🔪, 💣) - still, the gun emoji came under fire (ha) due to the real world issue of gun violence, and calls were made to change it. There have been a few designs over the years from companies for this particular emoji, like a gun-gun, a ray gun, and a watergun.

Since the calls were made, most websites and phone companies have changed it to a water gun, including Twitter, although it has since gone back on this decision.

# 🍆, 🍑, 💦

Emojis can be used as a shorthand and a double entendre for sex and sexual activities. For example, the eggplant emoji can mean an eggplant or, if you're a total and utter pervert, a penis.

The peach is someone's bottom, water can mean cum, 👅 is oral sex, you get the point.

# 🧑‍🎤

Depending on what you're viewing this on, the rockstar emoji (is that its actual name?) was designed to have face paint that is a reference to David Bowie as it was made around the same time as the singer's death in 2016.

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emoticon

# Emoticon :-)

See also: ASCII art.

Not to be confused with emoji.

Emoticon (a portmanteau of «emotion» and «icon»; Q31963 on Wikidata) is a short group of text characters that together by their look resemble a simple picture, very often a facial expression (but also other common symbols), for example :-), O_O or =[ can all mean happy, shock, and sadness, in that order. Emoticons are used to communicate feelings and emotions in text-only communication, such as Internet chat, such as that of IRC, where body language is missing to provide this function. Emoticons are different from emoji (which serve basically the same purpose but are true, small pictures inserted in text) and smileys (smiling faces, both emoticon and emoji).

The history of emoticons reaches far back before computers, possibly even to the 17th century; the invention of emoticons in computer communication is generally attributed to American Scott Fahlman, who, as a teacher in 1982, suggested marking jokes on the school BBS with :-), exactly for the reason that some people didn't get jokes because of the absence of body language.

There are different types of emoticons, mainly Western, which are 90 degrees flipped, e.g. :-) or :{ (the nose symbol is sometimes missing), and Eastern, which are not flipped, e.g. <[o_o]> or (^.^). Western ones can additionally also be flipped, e.g. (-: instead of :-), but doing it is not very common.

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ephirium_wiki

# Ephirium Wiki

The Ephirium Wiki (as located on Git) is a wiki started in early 2026 by Zakhar Limar (also called EZS Ephir), a Ukrainian who was inspired by the LRS Wiki - currently the wiki itself is not that large, only made up of just 8 unique pages that are not that long.

The writings on the wiki seem to come from the point of view of an angry teen; for example, on the World article, Limar writes in a pesamistic way; «everything is extremely fucked up», they write;

A lot of things aren't genuine anymore. Art, music, entertainment, everything is made for money. You are constantly bombarded with ads, while a sane man considers it evil and unethical, a brainwashed sheep considers it good because it improves economy and increases sales, he will not think about ethical problems of advertisement because economy is his religion.

It's difficult to get a full understanding of this wiki as a whole as it's so young in its life; a lot of the pages are very short and lacking any real impact on the reader currently, although one of the pages, called Useful advice, is oddly hopeful in the landscape of other wikis that take notes from the LRS Wiki. This page tries to inspire the reader, that even if they get burned out, that they «[should] do something that you are lazy to do only for 5 minutes a day»:

One of the examples where you can try it is in physical workout. Let's say you are beginner it is hard for you to do a lot of exercises at the same day. Simply do 3 sets of push-ups for one minute. Do it at least for a week, and you will get the feeling of transforming your workout from forced action into habit.

Still, as said above, this wiki is relatively new, and it's hard to say what it will be like in the long run; if it will be like the LRS Wiki and a mix of pessimistic views, it is hard to say.

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erwtensoep

# Erwtensoep (Dutch pea soup)

Erwtensoep, also called snert, is the Dutch version of pea soup. Slices of rookworst (smoked sausage) are added before serving. The soup, which is traditionally eaten during the winter, is emblematic of Dutch cuisine. It is customarily served with Frisian rye bread (roggebrood) and bacon, cheese or butter. Pancakes are sometimes served with pea soup; this dish is called snert met struif, struif referring to the pancakes.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a large soup pot, bring water, split peas, pork belly or bacon, pork chop, and bouillon cube to a boil.
  2. Reduce the heat to a simmer, cover and let cook for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally and skimming off any foam that rises to the top.
  3. Remove the pork chop, debone, and thinly slice the meat. Set aside.
  4. Add the celery, carrots, potato, onion, leek, and celeriac to the soup.
  5. Return to the boil, reduce the heat to a simmer and let cook, uncovered, for another 30 minutes
  6. Add the smoked sausage for the last 15 minutes of cooking time.
  7. When the vegetables are tender, remove the bacon and smoked sausage, slice thinly, and set aside.
  8. If you prefer a smooth consistency, purée the soup with a stick blender.
  9. Season to taste with salt and pepper.
  10. Add the meat back to the soup, setting some slices of sausage aside.
  11. Serve in heated bowls or soup plates, garnished with slices of rookworst and chopped celery leaf. Enjoy!

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european_union

# European Union 🇪🇺

In the aftermath and devastation of the two World Wars, a number of far-sighted European leaders in the late 1940s sought to respond to the overwhelming desire for peace and reconciliation on the continent. In 1950, French Foreign Minister Robert SCHUMAN proposed pooling the production of coal and steel in Western Europe, which would bring France and West Germany together and be open to other countries as well. The following year, the European Coal and Steel Community (ECSC) was set up when six members – Belgium, France, West Germany, Italy, Luxembourg, and the Netherlands – signed the Treaty of Paris.

Within a few years, the ECSC was so successful that member states decided to further integrate their economies. In 1957, envisioning an «ever closer union,» the Treaties of Rome created the European Economic Community (EEC) and the European Atomic Energy Community (Euratom), which eliminated trade barriers among the six member states to create a common market. In 1967, the institutions of all three communities were formally merged into the European Community (EC), creating a single Commission, a single Council of Ministers, and a legislative body known today as the European Parliament. Members of the European Parliament were initially selected by national parliaments, but direct elections began in 1979 and have been held every five years since.

In 1973, the first enlargement of the EC added Denmark, Ireland, and the UK. The 1980s saw further membership expansion, with Greece joining in 1981 and Spain and Portugal in 1986. The 1992 Treaty of Maastricht laid the basis for further cooperation in foreign and defense policy and judicial and internal affairs, as well as the creation of an economic and monetary union – including a common currency. The Maastricht Treaty created the European Union (EU), at the time standing alongside the EC. In 1995, Austria, Finland, and Sweden joined the EU/EC, raising the total number of member states to 15. On 1999-01-01, the new euro (€; currency code: EUR) currency was launched in world markets and became the unit of exchange for all EU member states except Denmark, Sweden, and the UK. In 2002, citizens of the 12 participating member states began using euro banknotes and coins.

In an effort to ensure that the EU could function efficiently with an expanded membership, the Treaty of Nice in 2000 set forth rules to streamline the size and procedures of the EU's institutions. An effort to establish a «Constitution for Europe,» growing out of a Convention held in 2002-2003, foundered when it was rejected in referenda in France and the Netherlands in 2005. A subsequent effort in 2007 incorporated many features of the rejected draft Constitutional Treaty, while also making a number of substantive as well as symbolic changes. The new treaty, referred to as the Treaty of Lisbon, sought to amend existing treaties rather than replace them. The treaty was approved at a conference of member states, and after all member states ratified, the Lisbon Treaty came into force on 2009-12-01, at which point the EU officially replaced and succeeded the EC.

Ten new countries joined the EU in 2004 – Cyprus, the Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, Slovakia, and Slovenia. Bulgaria and Romania joined in 2007 and Croatia in 2013.

UK citizens on 2016-06-23 narrowly voted to leave the EU; the formal exit, widely known as «Brexit,» took place on 2020-01-31. The EU and the UK negotiated a withdrawal agreement that included a status quo transition period through December 2020, when the follow-on EU-UK Trade and Cooperation Agreement was concluded. Current EU membership stands at 27. Eight of the newer member states – Croatia, Cyprus, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Slovakia, and Slovenia – have now adopted the euro, bringing total euro-zone membership to 20.

# Flag

Description: a blue field with 12 five-pointed gold stars arranged in a circle in the center; blue stands for the sky of the Western world, and the stars for unity, solidarity, and harmony

Meaning: the number of stars is fixed and does not correspond to the number of member states

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from OpenFactBook, a fork of The World Factbook by the CIA - work is CC0.


excellent_nut_bread

# Excellent Nut Bread

Two cupfuls of white flour (sifted), two cupfuls of graham or entire wheat flour (sifted if one chooses), one-half cup of New Orleans molasses, little salt, two cupfuls of milk or water, one cupful of walnut meats (cut up fine), one teaspoonful of soda dissolved in milk, about two tablespoons melted butter. Let raise 20 minutes. Bake about one hour in moderate oven.

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exotic_ginger_cumin_chicken

# Exotic Ginger Cumin Chicken

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In large saucepan heat 2 tsp oil over medium heat. Add half of the chicken and cook 3 minutes until brown. Remove from pan and set aside. Repeat with remaining chicken.
  2. Add remaining oil to pan; add garlic, onion, and ginger. Reduce heat to medium and cook, stirring constantly for 5 minutes or until soft. Stir in cayenne, cumin, and turmeric; saute for 1 minute.
  3. Stir in stock, tomatoes, tomato paste, and sugar; return chicken to pan. Bring to boil; reduce heat and simmer 5 minutes.
  4. Stir in yogurt and simmer 2 minutes.

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fajita_seasoning

# Fajita Seasoning

Simple seasoning mix similar to Old El Paso. Can be used for any Mexican dishes or plain meats.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix seasonings in a bowl. Adjust amounts depending on how much is needed.

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fajitas

# Fajitas

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine 1/4 cup lime juice, 2 Tbsp of the oil, garlic, 2 tsp soy sauce, the salt, liquid smoke, cayenne pepper, and black pepper in a resealable container, add chicken/steak, cover, and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or overnight.
  2. Combine water, remaining soy sauce and lime juice, and a dash of salt and pepper - set aside.
  3. Grill meat over a medium-high flame for 4-5 minutes per side, or until cooked through.
  4. Cut meat into thin strips - set aside and keep warm.
  5. In a large skillet over medium-high heat, cook onion and peppers in remaining oil until brown - remove from heat and pour reserved liquid mixture over onions and peppers.
  6. Toss together meat, onions, and peppers.
  7. Can serve with warm tortillas, pico de gallo, cheese, sour cream, and guacamole.

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falaise_france

# Falaise

Falaise, a town of north-western France, capital of an arrondissement in the department of Calvados, on the right bank of the Ante, 19 m. S. by E. of Caen by road. Pop. (1906) ​6215. The principal object of interest is the castle, now partly in ruins, but formerly the seat of the dukes of Normandy and the birthplace of William the Conqueror. It is situated on a lofty crag overlooking the town, and consists of a square mass defended by towers and flanked by a small donjon and a lofty tower added by the English in the 15th century; the rest of the castle dates chiefly from the 12th century. Near the castle, in the Place de la Trinité, is an equestrian statue in bronze of William the Conqueror, to whom the town owed its prosperity. The churches of La Trinité and St Gervais combine the Gothic and Renaissance styles of architecture, and St Gervais also includes Romanesque workmanship. A street passes by way of a tunnel beneath the choir of La Trinité. Falaise has populous suburbs, one of which, Guibray, is celebrated for its annual fair for horses, cattle and wool, which has been held in August since the 11th century. The town is the seat of a subprefecture and has tribunals of first instance and commerce, a chamber of arts and manufacture, a board of trade-arbitrators and a communal college. Tanning and important manufactures of hosiery are carried on.

From 1417, when after a siege of forty-seven days it succumbed to Henry V., king of England, till 1450, when it was retaken by the French, Falaise was in the hands of the English.

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fall_vegetable_and_chickpea_curry

# Fall Vegetable and Chickpea Curry

Can be served over rice or on its own with a dollop of yogurt.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a large non-stick frying pan, heat butter over medium-high heat. Cook onion, stirring (2 mins). Add curry paste and ginger. Cook, stirring (1 min).
  2. Add sweet potato, zucchini, red pepper, salt, and half a cup of water. Stir. Cook covered, stirring occasionally until vegetables soften (10 mins). Add chickpeas and finely grated zest and juice from lime. Stir frequently until vegetables are tender and liquid has evaporated (5 mins).
  3. Whisk flour into milk. Gradually stir into pan. Bring to a simmer, stirring constantly. Reduce heat to medium heat for a simmer, stirring occasionally (5 mins).
  4. Stir in coriander and salt if needed.

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farci_tomatoes

# Farcies tomatoes

Farcies tomates with rice.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat the oven to 200C.
  2. Slice the top to the tomatoes and place them in the oven tray.
  3. Empty the tomatoes using a spoon and reserve the interior of the tomatoes in a bowl.
  4. Mix the interior of the tomatoes with the rest of the ingredients.
  5. Restuff the tomatoes.
  6. Optionally add a thin layer of butter on top of the tomatoes.
  7. Put the «lid» on the tomatoes.
  8. Bake for 40 minutes in the oven.
  9. Enjoy!

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fascism

# Fascism

# Definition

Fascism is a political ideology defined by the following:

  1. The myth of the great nation, meant to elicit pride in the Nation and its former accomplishments.
  2. The myth of degeneracy, which is a scapegoat for all of the Nation's failings and the cause of its supposed decline.
  3. The myth of national rebirth, i.e. returning the Nation to greatness, typically by «cleansing» the Nation of the aforementioned «degeneracy».

What is a nation? A nation is a shared cultural or political identity. It is not strictly the same as a government (legal body), a country (geography), or an ethnicity (culture), although it may be defined along those lines. It is also not to be confused with a state (monopoly on power).

Social radix: For fascists, national identity is the root of all society.

# Characteristics

# Third Positionism against liberalism and against socialism

Fascism positions itself as against democracy and against Marxism. It is anti-liberal and anti-socialist (especially anti-communist), and instead occupies the «Third Position».

# Fetishization of order

Fascism is more dedicated to order rather than justice. All individuals are expected to have a duty to protect the Nation-State and uphold its interests and values. Any concept of «the greater good» beyond the national interest is mostly nonexistent. All that matters is preserving «law and order», i.e. preserving the superiority of your own nation above others. This focus on stability, discipline, hierarchy, and national pride permeates all of society.

# Things that are fascism

# Things that are not fascism

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fennel_beans_and_kale_soup

# Fennel White Bean and Kale Soup

Hearty soup with lots of veggie and protein.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a large soup pot, heat olive oil over medium.
  2. Add fennel, onion, rosemary and mix until tender (4-6 min).
  3. Add garlic, red pepper flakes, cook until fragrant (1 min).
  4. Add one handful of greens at a time, stirring until leaves wilt.
  5. Add white beans, broth, and black pepper,
  6. Bring to boil then bring to simmer while mashing some of the beans with a wooden spoon. Simmer until liquid has reduced and simmered (6-8 mins)
  7. Take off heat, stir in lemon juice and parmesan. Serve with some toasted bread that is good at scooping up soup. Enjoy!

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figlet

# FIGlet

FIGlet (originally called newban; Q1388579 on Wikidata) is the name of an old-school but cute computer program that can be ran via your terminal that will take ASCII art fonts and generates them into text banners.

For example, if a person were to run a command like figlet -f drummy Hello!, then this tells their computer to open up figlet, use the drummy font (-f drummy) and to write Hello!, so we get an output that looks like this:

mdk@wikk:~$ figlet -f drummy Hello!
 _   _         _  _        _
| | | |  ___  | || |  ___ | |
| '-' | / _ \ | || | / _ \|_|
| .-. ||  ___)| || |( (_) )_
|_| |_| \___] \_\\_\ \___/(_)

There are a lot of default fonts found in the FIGlet program, like ones based on the Doom logo, a USA flag one, space-themed ones, and others that you can find for yourself.

The name FIGlet is actually a bit of an acronym, standing for Frank [Sheeran], Ian [Chai] and Glenn [Chappell]'s letters, although it appears that Frank Sheeran was more of an inspiration to start the work on FIGlet rather than actually working on it after Ian Chai and Glenn Chappell were inspired after seeing his E-Mail signature. Work on the program started off in 1991 under the name of newban (retroactively called FIGlet 1.0), as written in C, although it only had one font that was in lowercase.

The original source code for newban was actually deleted, having to be sent to Glenn Chappell as he didn't feel it was worth living on his computer.

1993 saw the real start of FIGlet 2.0 after 7 months of work, with 888 lines of code and 13 fonts.

The FIGlet program uses .flf files. These are actually quite useful, as each one contains all the individual given font in what is basically a plain text file. This also means, with any given text editor, you can change how a font looks like.

Making your own font isn't hard, and in fact, it's actually fun and relaxing to work on.

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filling

# Filling

There are a number of ways to make filling:

All taken from The Suffrage Cook Book (1915).


filling_1

# Filling

# Ingredients

# Directions

No directions were given in the original text.

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filling_2

# Filling

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix well and cook to consistency of custard, and fill the pastry which is turned up and made into the shape of a tart.

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filling_for_cake

# Filling for Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

Juice and grated rind of an orange or lemon. Let it come to a boil.

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filling_for_sandwiches

# Filling for Sandwiches

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cook tomato juice until it thickens, add cheese, beef and egg last; if the mixture is too thick, add cream.

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fine_bread

# Fine Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Soak the magic yeast cake in a little luke warm water. Add a little flour to this, and let it stand an hour. Boil the potatoes in 2 quarts water: when soft put through sieve and then set aside to cool in the potato water. Add to this the lard, salt and sugar.

About 4 in the afternoon put the liquid in large bread riser. Add about 3 quarts of flour, beat thoroughly for at least 10 minutes; now add dissolved yeast to it; let sponge rise until going to bed and then stiffen. Knead until dough does not stick to the hands about 20 to 25 minutes. It will double in size. In morning put in bread pans and let rise one hour or more. Bake in moderately hot oven one hour.

Many persons prefer stiffening the bread in the morning. In this case set the sponge later in the evening and allow it to rise all night, stiffening with the flour in the morning instead of the evening. Of course this allows the baking to be rather late in the day.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Joseph McCormick (1877 - 1925; Q436272 on Wikidata) who was an American newspaper publisher and a member of the U.S. House of Representatives for the Republicans.


finger_binary

# Finger Binary

Finger binary (Q3272499 on Wikidata) is a unique way of counting on your fingers. Most people, at least in the Western World, would count from one of their thumbs, then index finger with the thumb still up and so on until they reach ten, or at max 20 if one bends their fingers half way. With finger binary, it is easily possible to count to 31 on just one hand and 512 on both.

To start, 0 would be all of your fingers closed, 1 would be your right thumb open, 2 is just your index finger, then 3 is your thumb and index open.

For those who know binary, this is going to seem very familiar and can see where this is going. Each finger represents a number, doubling in size each time by a power of 2 each time.

On your right hand:

Right hand What it equals
Closed fist 0
Thumb 1
Index finger 2
Middle finger 4
Ring finger 8
Pinky finger 16

...but wait, there's more!

If we carry on using our left hand to count, it is possible to count a lot higher:

Left hand What it equals
Closed fist 0
Thumb 32
Index finger 64
Middle finger 128
Ring finger 256
Pinky finger 512

So, if you wanted to show 19, for example, you would stick out your right thumb, right pointing finger, and right little finger, 17 would be sticking out your right little finger and right thumb. It's rather easy to follow once you've had some practice.

     _ _
    | | | 
 _ _| | |
|_|_| | |___
|     "   __)
|        )
 \      /
  |    |

This is in comparison to what most might consider to be normal counting, where each finger represents just the number 1.

# Quick Summary

0 would be a closed fist:

 _ _ _ _
|_|_|_|_|
|   (__  \
|     /  )
 \  -"  /
  |    |
    

1 would be just the thumb:

 _ _ _ _
|_|_|_|_|___
|         __)
|        )
 \      /
  |    |

2 would be just the index finger:

       _
      | |
 _ _ _| |
|_|_|_|_|
|   (__  \
|     /  )
 \  -"  /
  |    |

3 would be the index finger and thumb:

       _
      | | 
 _ _ _| |
|_|_| | |___
|     "   __)
|        )
 \      /
  |    |

4 would be... oh.

     _
    | |
 _ _| |_
|_|_|_|_|
|   (__  \
|     /  )
 \  -"  /
  |    |

# Is Finger Binary Hard To Learn? 🙀🙀🙀

No, not really.

Getting the hang of finger binary isn't that difficult, and in fact it can be learnt in a matter of weeks, if that. The only problem is that it's a bit if a niche thing to know, if not a bit of a party trick. But still, getting the hang of it can be useful, especially if you're counting to yourself for whatever reason and need to remember a number greater than 10.

With that said, it's not perfect. Very few counting systems can be without issues. For finger binary, it comes down to that sometimes, some numbers are not the easiest to spell out with your fingers: the number 9, your thumb and ring finger, can kind of hurt, for example.

There are other things like, there being better counting systems that you can do with your body. You could go even higher if you bend your fingers half way and then fully, for example.

But still, to repeat, probably the biggest issue with finger binary is the fact it isn't known that well. This isn't a fault of it, of course, but the traditional way of counting (1 finger always equals 1) will, for the moment, be king.

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finnish_salmon_soup

# Finnish Salmon Soup

This soup is also known as Lohikeitto.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Wash, clean, and dice all vegetables.
  2. Remove scales from salmon fillet or remove skin entirely, up to you. Dice.
  3. In a pot, melt butter. Add diced leeks and cook on medium-high about 5 minutes until the leeks wilt a bit.
  4. Add water (or stock) and other vegetables. Bring to a boil and cook on medium heat about 10-15 minutes until the potatoes are ready.
  5. Add diced salmon fillet and heavy cream. Cook for additional 5-10 minutes to cook the salmon.
  6. Add salt and pepper to taste at the end. Serve with dill as garnish.

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fire_apples

# Fire Apples

Select bright red apples, cut off the tops and with a knife remove the meat, leaving only sufficient wall to hold apple in shape. Make a filling of the following:

To six apples allow about twelve tablespoons of very dry cooked rice, six tablespoons cracker crumbs, six tablespoons chopped apples, six tablespoons sugar, six tablespoons seeded raisins, six tablespoons chopped almonds.

Whip one egg thoroughly, place in a cup and fill the cup with milk; stir well and place in a double boiler, adding one-half teaspoon butter, grated rind and juice of one-half lemon and a dash of nutmeg. Cook until it thickens, cool, then mix it into the filling, being careful not to get it too soft. Mold lightly with the fingers and fill the apples, sprinkle with sugar, add a cupful of water and bake in a moderate oven. Serve with whipped cream or custard sauce.

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fish_curry

# Fish Curry

Best served with white rice

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil green beans for 10 minutes
  2. Cut onions, tomato, garlic and fish.
  3. Heat oil on a wok and sauté the onion and garlic
  4. Add beans, tomato, broth and spices and boil for 6 minutes
  5. Add coconut milk, fish and pepper (whole) and boil for an additional 6 minutes.

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five_oz_childhood_fondant

# Five Oz. Childhood Fondant

# Ingredients

# Directions

This should be on hand in every household where children gladden the hearth. Wherever possible distribute it among the little children of the poor.

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flammkuchen

# Flammkuchen

A recipe for Flammkuchen a very thin crust pizza-like dish - it originates from Elsass, a French region close to where I grew up. I like the recipe because it takes 10 minutes to prepare and another 10 minutes to bake. It goes well with a green salad as a side.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. we start by flattening the dough. Even if you buy thin crust that is already sold as ‘super thin' you have to make it even thinner. Make it so thin that you can fill 2 baking sheets with it (yes, you will make two large flammkuchen - since they are thin you need one per person) :) I take two pieces of parchment paper, put the dough in between and flatten it using a bottle (e.g. wine). It has to be as thin as possible (1-2 mm).
  2. once the dough is flat, put it on your baking tray and preheat the oven at 450 to 500 Fahrenheit (230 to 260 Celsius)
  3. distribute the sour cream evenly (it should be a very thin layer, just barely covering the dough
  4. cut the onion and bacon into small pieces and distribute onion, bacon/vegetables (also in small pieces) evenly
  5. put in the oven for 10 minutes and take it out when it is getting a bit dark. The thin parts will get a bit brown
  6. put salt and pepper

I usually take it down from the baking tray and let it cool down for 2-5 minutes before eating

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florentine_eggs_in_casseroles

# Florentine Eggs in Casseroles

Chop cooked spinach very fine and season with butter and salt. Put 1 tablespoon spinach in each buttered individual casserole, sprinkle with 1 teaspoon grated Parmesan cheese, and slip into each an egg. Cover each egg with 1/2 teaspoon grated Parmesan cheese and 1 teaspoon Bechamel sauce.

Bake until the eggs are set, and serve immediately. This makes a delicious entree.

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fondue

# Fondue

A swiss classic for cold winter dinners. Traditionally cooked in a «Caquelon» pot and served on a candle heated stove, to keep the cheese from going solid again.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Rub the Pot with garlic clove.
  2. Cut bread into small squares.
  3. Put cheese, starch, wine and lemon juice in pot and melt while stiring constantly.
  4. Season with a bit of pepper and nutmeg.
  5. Serve right away.
  6. Stick bread squares on fondue fork one by one and stir them in the fondue.

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foo

# foo

foo: /foo/

1. interj. Term of disgust.

2. [very common] Used very generally as a sample name for absolutely anything, esp. programs and files (esp. scratch files).

3. First on the standard list of metasyntactic variables used in syntax examples. See also bar, baz, qux, quux, garply, waldo, fred, plugh, xyzzy, thud.

When ‘foo' is used in connection with ‘bar' it has generally traced to the WWII-era Army slang acronym FUBAR (‘Fucked Up Beyond All Repair' or ‘Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition'), later modified to foobar. Early versions of the Jargon File interpreted this change as a post-war bowdlerization, but it it now seems more likely that FUBAR was itself a derivative of ‘foo' perhaps influenced by German furchtbar (terrible) - ‘foobar' may actually have been the original form.

For, it seems, the word ‘foo' itself had an immediate prewar history in comic strips and cartoons. The earliest documented uses were in the Smokey Stover comic strip published from about 1930 to about 1952. Bill Holman, the author of the strip, filled it with odd jokes and personal contrivances, including other nonsense phrases such as «Notary Sojac» and «1506 nix nix». The word «foo» frequently appeared on license plates of cars, in nonsense sayings in the background of some frames (such as «He who foos last foos best» or «Many smoke but foo men chew»), and Holman had Smokey say «Where there's foo, there's fire».

According to the Warner Brothers Cartoon Companion Holman claimed to have found the word «foo» on the bottom of a Chinese figurine. This is plausible; Chinese statuettes often have apotropaic inscriptions, and this one was almost certainly the Mandarin Chinese word fu (sometimes transliterated foo), which can mean «happiness» or «prosperity» when spoken with the rising tone (the lion-dog guardians flanking the steps of many Chinese restaurants are properly called «fu dogs»). English speakers' reception of Holman's ‘foo' nonsense word was undoubtedly influenced by Yiddish ‘feh' and English ‘fooey' and ‘fool'.

Holman's strip featured a firetruck called the Foomobile that rode on two wheels. The comic strip was tremendously popular in the late 1930s, and legend has it that a manufacturer in Indiana even produced an operable version of Holman's Foomobile. According to the Encyclopedia of American Comics, ‘Foo' fever swept the U.S., finding its way into popular songs and generating over 500 ‘Foo Clubs.' The fad left ‘foo' references embedded in popular culture (including a couple of appearances in Warner Brothers cartoons of 1938-39; notably in Robert Clampett's «Daffy Doc» of 1938, in which a very early version of Daffy Duck holds up a sign saying «SILENCE IS FOO!») When the fad faded, the origin of «foo» was forgotten.

One place «foo» is known to have remained live is in the U.S. military during the WWII years. In 1944-45, the term ‘foo fighters' was in use by radar operators for the kind of mysterious or spurious trace that would later be called a UFO (the older term resurfaced in popular American usage in 1995 via the name of one of the better grunge-rock bands). Because informants connected the term directly to the Smokey Stover strip, the folk etymology that connects it to French «feu» (fire) can be gently dismissed.

The U.S. and British militaries frequently swapped slang terms during the war (see kluge and kludge for another important example) Period sources reported that ‘FOO' became a semi-legendary subject of WWII British-army graffiti more or less equivalent to the American Kilroy. Where British troops went, the graffito «FOO was here» or something similar showed up. Several slang dictionaries aver that FOO probably came from Forward Observation Officer, but this (like the contemporaneous «FUBAR») was probably a backronym . Forty years later, Paul Dickson's excellent book «Words» (Dell, 1982, ISBN 0-440-52260-7) traced «Foo» to an unspecified British naval magazine in 1946, quoting as follows: «Mr. Foo is a mysterious Second World War product, gifted with bitter omniscience and sarcasm.»

Earlier versions of this entry suggested the possibility that hacker usage actually sprang from FOO, Lampoons and Parody, the title of a comic book first issued in September 1958, a joint project of Charles and Robert Crumb. Though Robert Crumb (then in his mid-teens) later became one of the most important and influential artists in underground comics, this venture was hardly a success; indeed, the brothers later burned most of the existing copies in disgust. The title FOO was featured in large letters on the front cover. However, very few copies of this comic actually circulated, and students of Crumb's oeuvre have established that this title was a reference to the earlier Smokey Stover comics. The Crumbs may also have been influenced by a short-lived Canadian parody magazine named ‘Foo' published in 1951-52.

An old-time member reports that in the 1959 Dictionary of the TMRC Language, compiled at TMRC, there was an entry that went something like this:

FOO: The first syllable of the sacred chant phrase «FOO MANE PADME HUM.» Our first obligation is to keep the foo counters turning.

(For more about the legendary foo counters, see TMRC.) This definition used Bill Holman's nonsense word, then only two decades old and demonstrably still live in popular culture and slang, to a ha ha only serious analogy with esoteric Tibetan Buddhism. Today's hackers would find it difficult to resist elaborating a joke like that, and it is not likely 1959's were any less susceptible. Almost the entire staff of what later became the MIT AI Lab was involved with TMRC, and the word spread from there.

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france

# France 🇫🇷

As located within Western Europe, France (officially the French RepublicRépublique française») is the name of a country with that today is one of the most modern countries in the world and is a leader among European nations. It plays an influential global role as a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council, NATO, the G-7, the G-20, the EU, and other multilateral organizations.

In July 2021, the estimated population was 68,084,217. Much of the population is concentrated in the north and southeast; although there are many urban agglomerations throughout the country, Paris is by far the largest city, with Lyon ranked a distant second.

# Flag

The flag of France is made up of three equal vertical bands of blue (hoist side), white, and red; known as the «Le drapeau tricolore» (French Tricolor), the origin of the flag dates to 1790 and the French Revolution when the «ancient French color» of white was combined with the blue and red colors of the Parisian militia; the official flag for all French dependent areas.

Note: the design and/or colors are similar to a number of other flags, including those of Belgium, Chad, Cote d'Ivoire, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, and Netherlands.

# Places

A number of locations for Franec are listed on the MDKwiki:

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was [taken from the World Factbook] (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this using text that was written by the US government, please be aware that might not only be US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


francesinha

# Francesinha

«Francesinha» date: 2021-03-21 tags: [‘portuguese', ‘beef'] author: artur-mancha -

Francesinha is a traditional dish from the city of Porto. The francesinha in its special sandwich variation consists of linguiça, ham, cold meat and beef steak, covered with melted cheese.

# Ingredients

# Based Ingredients

# Sauce Ingredients

# Directions

# Directions for the sauce

  1. In a big saucepan, heat the olive oil and add the garlic and the onions. Cook them until golden.
  2. Pour the beer and simmer until the alcohol evaporates. It's around 5 minutes.
  3. Pour the beef broth, the fried tomato sauce, the port wine, the Piripiri and the butter to give shine to the sauce. Add the cornstarch slowly avoiding lumps. Simmer for a couple of minutes until the sauce looks thick.

# Directions for the Francesinhas

  1. Preheat the oven to 180 C (350 F)
  2. Cook the beef chopped in small strings. Season with salt and black pepper.
  3. Cook the linguiças sliced in half lengthwise.
  4. Take 4 slices of bread for each Francesinha. Cut the center of two slices to make room for the filling. The other two will be the bottom and top of the francesinhas.
  5. Fill the bread with the sausages, the beef and the ham roughly chopped. Cover the francesinhas with the cheese and melt in the oven for 5 minutes.
  6. Cover with the sauce and serve with french fries.

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french_crepes

# French Crêpes

Like pancakes, but very thin.

15 crêpes.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix flour, salt, eggs and melted butter or oil. (In this order to avoid dry flour)
  2. Slowly add milk and beer until the dough becomes fluid enough. (Pouring it from the ladle has to be fluid)
  3. Let it rest one hour. (optional)
  4. Cook the crêpe in a flat pan, one ladle at a time.

Tips

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french_dressing

# French Dressing

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french_fried_potatoes

# French Fried Potatoes

Wash and pare the potatoes and cut into any desired shape. Drain well. Fry in smoking fat until nicely browned, then drain on browned paper. Season well and serve.

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french_mustard_sauce_porkchops

# French mustard sauce porkchops (Côtes de porc charcutières)

French bistrot style porkchops with a mustard, white wine and gherkins sauce. Very quick to cook.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the shallots into small dices.
  2. Cut the gherkins into long strips.
  3. Sear the porkchops on high heat on cast iron or stainless steel pan until golden brown on each side, and cook them through on lower heat.
  4. Once the porkchops are cooked, set them aside in a warm environment.
  5. Sweat the shallots in the same pan.
  6. Deglaze with white wine, let it reduce until there's about two teaspoons left.
  7. Add the stock.
  8. Add the gherkins.
  9. Mix in the mustard.
  10. Let the sauce reduce until it gets a coating consistency.
  11. Mix in a knob a butter.
  12. Put the chops back in, flip them to coat them in sauce, warm them up for 30 seconds.
  13. Serve with a nice mashed potato or saute potatoes.

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french_onion_soup

# French Onion Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Sweat the onions in a covered Dutch oven over med-low heat, salt them, with 1 whole stick of butter and some olive oil for about 2 hours stirring occasionally but increasing in frequency as the heat gets raised over time.
  2. When the onions are soft and mostly shrunken down, and mostly covered by the butter, oil, and onion juice, strain and collect the juice in a bowl. Brush the onion juice over each side of slices of baguette bread.
  3. Return the strained onions to med-high heat, uncovered, stirring and deglazing with chicken broth frequently but not so frequent that they turn to mush. When the entire can of chicken broth has been added for deglazing, add 3 finely chopped garlic cloves, 1/4 cup brown sugar, balsamic vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce. Wait until the pot dries and a fond is formed in between adding each liquid ingredient slowly. Keep slowly deglazing with the wooden spoon and caramelizing those onions.
  4. After onions are thoroughly caramelized and there are no more liquid ingredients to add, pour in 64oz beef broth and 2-3 Bay leaves. Cover on medium heat until it simmers. It is now ready to serve!
  5. Put sliced (and onion-juice brushed) bread in 400F oven until toasted, then under the broiler covered in cheese until melted. Soup can be served poured over the bread slices or the bread floating on top.

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french_oyster_soup

# French Oyster Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

Clean oysters by pouring over 3/4 cup cold water. Drain, reserve liquor, add oysters, slightly chopped, heat slowly to boiling point and let simmer 20 minutes; strain.

Scald milk with onion and mace. Make white sauce and add oyster liquor. Just before serving add egg yolks, slightly beaten.

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french_rolls

# French Rolls

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beat the eggs very light; melt the butter in the milk; add a little flour and a little milk until all is mixed; then add yeast before all the milk and flour are added.

Make into rolls and bake in a pan.

This should be made up at night and set to rise, and baked the next morning.

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french_toast

# French Toast

This recipe results in five slices of easy to make french toast.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Butter up a frying pan and set it on the burner with low-medium heat.(May need to add more butter in-between slices)
  2. Take your two eggs and crack them into a bowl together.
  3. Pour milk in the bowl with the eggs.
  4. Break the yolks and stir the eggs and milk well with a beater until it's a smooth, yellow liquid.
  5. Dip one side of bread into the bowl, making sure the liquid gets into all of the surface area of that side.
  6. Immediately bring the side back up and scrape off any access liquid on the side with a butter knife.
  7. Repeat steps 5-6, but for the other side of the bread.
  8. Drop into the hot pan.
  9. Cook both sides until golden brown, then plop onto a plate.
  10. Repeat steps 5 to 9 until you have cooked all of your bread.
  11. Drench french toast stack in Maple syrup (Optional)

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fresh_beans_green_or_yellow

# Fresh Beans (Green or Yellow.)

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cut beans lengthwise very thin. Put butter and bacon fat in saucepan. Cut up onion and let it fry to a light brown. Then wash beans and put them in the fat. Add garlic and tomatoes, (cut up) and thyme–a little salt and a little water. Cook.

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fried_anglerfish_fillet

# Fried Anglerfish fillet

This is a simple light-flavoured recipe. Anglerfish (I'm referring specifically to the ‘monfish/sea-devil' variant) meat is mild, absorbing the butter and subtle flavours of the herbs. Preparing the anglerfish is an involved process that I'll try and explain to the best of my abilities but watching someone do it would be more then helpful.

# Ingredients

# Directions

# Preparing the fish

  1. Turn the creature on its back. With a sharp and preferably short-bladed knife make an incision from the anus to just between the two small fins under the head. This is best done by inserting the knife blade tip facing up while putting force upwards and moving towards the head, letting gravity do the work. This helps to avoid puncturing the organs.
  2. Remove the organs. Gently pull and cut the membrane that connects each to the rest of the body.
  3. Make an incision around the mouth (the hard ‘lips'), turn the fish around and do the same to that side.
  4. Start to slowly but firmly pull back the skin cutting whenever there is resistance as you make your way towards the tail.
  5. Once you have removed the skin, flip it back onto its back and cut off the thin flabs of meat of its underside and fins from the body. At this point there should be a clear distinction between the body and the larger head. Behead the animal.
  6. With a filleting knife, fillet the meat from the backbone and remove the tail.
  7. You should be left with 2 long strips of meat. Cut each in half.

# Cooking

  1. In a pan on medium heat, melt a good amount of butter and place the fillets inside. The goal here is to sear the meat to get that light crust. Flip until all sides have turned the ‘golden brown' color.
  2. Add the herbs, just enough to cover the fillets, salt and pepper too if desired and cover with the lid on low heat until fully cooked. Time here varies but it can be anywhere between 5-10 minutes.
  3. Enjoy. This goes well with steamed vegetables. Or potatoes to soak up the butter.

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fried_potatoes

# Fried Potatoes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel and cut the potatoes to desired size.
  2. Cut the onions.
  3. Put a bit of Oil or Crème Fraîche in your pan.
  4. Put both the potatoes and the onions into the pan.
  5. Cook them until they're golden-brown.
  6. Enjoy

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frijol_con_puerco

# Frijol con puerco

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a large pot, put the black beans and 6 liters of water.
  2. Bring to a boil over medium heat and cook, with the lid half-open, for 45 minutes.
  3. Add the pork, onion, epazote or cilantro, and salt.
  4. Stir well. Cook for another hour and a half, with the pot partially covered, until the pork is cooked and tender.
  5. Make sure the broth does not dry out. You can add about 4 extra cups of boiling water after adding the pork.
  6. Put out the fire. Make sure the seasoning is OK.
  7. Serve the beans with pork with the radishes, cilantro, avocado, lemons, chiltomate sauce and habaneros.
  8. Enjoy with some authentic mexican tortillas.

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fritatem_pomeranciis

# Fritatem pomeranciis

Fritatem pomeranciis means «orange omelette» in Latin, but in fact it is a cream made by cooking eggs, which do not coagulate because of orange juice.

It is a medieval recipe, so it had to adapted because some ingredients are no longer available. Some versions include the juice of half a lemon, but the result is rather sour: if you like it, I recommend adding only a few drops thereof.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a bowl, beat the eggs with sugar, orange juice, and a pinch of salt.
  2. Cook in a pan with frying oil.
  3. Serve warm.

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frittata

# Frittata

Very filling egg dish that's easy, fast, and can be eaten at any meal. Any other types of vegetables can be added, this is just what I use the most

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Dice peppers and onions and saute in an oven safe pan at medium heat.
  2. Add in meat to the pan and set oven to low broil.
  3. Beat eggs, cream, salt, and pepper together in a bowl.
  4. Add in egg mixture to the pan and mix together until even.
  5. Cook egg and vegetable mixture in pan until eggs begin to firm up and edges begin to pull away. Place into oven
  6. Keep in Oven until completely firm. At this point you can add shredded cheese on top and put back into the oven until melted (about 2 more minutes)
  7. Flip out of pan and cool to room temperature to ensure settling.

Notes

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frozen_custard

# Frozen Custard

For Short Cake.

# Ingredients

To 1 pint of milk add 1/2 pint of cream. Scald. Have ready 1 egg, well beaten, 1 scant cup of granulated sugar, and one level tablespoon of cornstarch.

# Directions

Add this mixture to the milk and cream as soon as they come to a boil. Stir and set aside to cool. When cold, add 1 teaspoon of vanilla and freeze.

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fruit_cocktails

# Fruit Cocktails

# Ingredients

Peel and cut one orange and one grapefruit into small pieces, removing all seeds and white bits of skin, add two sliced bananas, a tablespoon of chopped or grated pineapple, sweeten to taste, and mix with the juice from a can of pineapple. Stand in a very cold place, or put in the ice cream freezer and partially freeze, serve in small glasses and ornament with maraschino cherries. Reserve the remaining pineapple for a luncheon dish.

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fruit_sandwiches

# Fruit Sandwiches

Chop candied cherries, dried figs and stoned dates together; make a paste with a little orange juice, and spread between buttered slices of graham bread.

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full_english_breakfast

# Full English Breakfast

This is a hearty English breakfast, common in the UK. This recipe is made up largely of ingredients that someone would have in their fridge/cooler, although for an authentic experience, purchasing English back bacon and English sausages would be preferable.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat your oven to 250°c or 480°F.
  2. Prepare you mushrooms by cutting off the ends of the woody stems, and washing them in a colander.
  3. Prepare your tomato by cutting off the stem, and slicing it in half.
  4. Crack your eggs into a bowl and whisk them until homogeneous.
  5. Place your sausages onto a oven tray, and begin cooking them for 15 minutes.
  6. Place your bacon into a cold pan and begin to cook on high.
  7. Once the bacon is crispy on one side, flip and begin browning on the other.
  8. When cooked, place the bacon onto a plate with paper towels to drain.
  9. If fifteen minutes have passed at this point, take the sausages out of the oven and flip them to get colour on the other side,
  10. Set your pan to medium, and scramble the whisked eggs in the same pan,
  11. Once the egg's curd has set somewhat, push the eggs to the side of the pan and place your tomato into it (cut side down); building colour,
  12. Add your mushrooms to the same pan.
  13. Add your baked beans to a pot set to medium. Once they are simmering, they are done.
  14. Toast your bread as preferred.
  15. If half an hour has passed at this point, take your sausages out of the oven.
  16. Plate up by taking each ingredient and giving it its own portion on the plate.

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fume_sauce

# Fumé sauce

Fumé is a sauce for pasta, typical of central Italy. It is intended to be used in great amounts.

Quantities in this recipe are calculated for servings of 100 g pasta each.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut onion to small pieces and pancetta to cubes about 1 cm long.
  2. Fry them on low fire until onion darkens.
  3. Add milk cream and tomato sauce and stir.
  4. Add a small pinch of sugar, then season with salt and paprica. Also add parsely, if you like it.
  5. Cook stirring slowly on low fire for 10 minutes or until the sauce thickens.

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future_proof

# Future-Proof

Future-proof technology is that which is very likely to stay functional for a very long time with minimal to no maintenance, even assuming significant changes in the state of technology and society as a whole. In a world of complex, ever-changing technology, such as that of computers, this feature is generally not easy to achieve, but today's consumerist society makes it all yet much worse by focusing on immediate profit without long-term planning and by actually aiming to MITIGATE long-lasting technology via planned obsolescence, by introducing bloat, intentional complexity and obscurity, incompetent developers, unnecessary dependencies, and update culture. With a good approach, such as the one we are advocating, future-proof technology is absolutely possible to be achieved. It doesn't have to be the case that programs rot like food.

A perfect technology is trying to be future-proof because that, of course, saves us the high (and unnecessary) costs of maintenance and reinventing wheels and by this gives its users comfort from being an ever-updating slave and safety from the threat of losing their tools; users of future-proof technology know they can build upon it without fearing it will suddenly break.

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galinha_caipira

# Galinha Caipira

Chicken stew ubiquitous in rural Brazil. Perfect pair with rice and beans, polenta or boiled cassava root.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the chicken into pieces. Remove offal or small bones, if you want. Salt and pepper to taste now.
  2. In a pan (best if cast iron), add the lard and heat it up very well.
  3. Add the chicken and lower the heat.
  4. After the meat sears, add the diced onions.
  5. When the onions brown, cover the pot with boiling water, and let it simmer for two hours. If it dries, add more water.
  6. After those two hours, add the diced chives and simmer it for more thirty minutes.

# Credits and Notes


game_of_life

# Game of Life

Game of Life (Q244615 on Wikidata) is a simple mathematical game in which complex patterns, similar to life, emerge from basic rules. It was created by John Conway.

Game of Life is a cellular automaton, meaning it is a simulation taking place on a grid in which each of its cells interacts with its neighboring cells. This simulation can effortlessly be run on a computer, but is simple enough to be performed with just a pencil and paper.

The game takes place on an infinite two dimensional grid, each of which can be either dead or alive. Each cell has 8 neighbors (left, right, top, bottom, top left, top right, bottom left, and bottom right). At the beginning, each cell is set to either dead or alive. Then the game proceeds by steps; at each step every cell of the board is updated according to these rules:

................       ................
..##............       ..##............
..##....#.......       ..##.....#......
.........##.....  ==>  ..........#.....
..#.....##......       ........###...#.
..#..........###       .###........#..#
..#...#.....###.       ............#..#
................       .............#..

These 3 simple rules give a rise to very complex patterns.

Game of life is Turing complete, i.e. it is as powerful as any computer and it is possible to make it run programs; it can even run itself, i.e. it is possible to use game of life to simulate another game of life.

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garam_masala

# Garam Masala

A spice mixture for most Indian dishes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Star anise and Mace are normally not added to Garam masala. They are added specially if someone is making Biriyani.
  2. Cloves will make the masala really hot. So make sure to add only as much as you want to eat.
  3. Too much Mace makes the masala quite bitter. So make sure you do not add more than what has been recommended. The amount of other spices can be changed according to taste.
  4. Wash all the dry spices really well.
  5. If you live in a place which is very sunny, sun dry your washed spices for about 1 day. If not then on a frying pan with a heavy bottom, place all the spices and dry roast them until aromatic.
  6. Cool the dry spices and put them into a mixer. Mix thoroughly.
  7. Sieve the powder and add the larger pieces into the mixer once again and mix it again until everything turns into a fine powder. This step might need to be repeated a few times.
  8. The resulting mixture is garam masala. Store it in airtight glass jars.
  9. You can store this mixture for about 2/3 months in a cool dry place.

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garlic_toast

# Garlic Toast

Garlic toast, perfect as a substitute for crackers in a cheese platter.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 180°C (350°F).
  2. Place sliced bread on a baking tray lined with aluminium foil.
  3. Generously coat bread slices with garlic-infused olive oil.
  4. Season with garlic salt, to taste.
  5. Bake for 10-15 minutes or until crunchy throughout.
  6. Serve with cheese, charcuterie, pickles, dips, or to accommodate a soup.

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gelert

# Gelert

Gelert (also spelled as «Gellert»; Q7401288 on Wikidata) is the name of a Welsh folktale dog who lived in Beddgelert in Gwynedd (a small village by Yr Wyddfa with, as of 2021, only around 460 people living there).

The story of Gelert is a tragic one and is a tale of why you must not act in anger. The story is set in the 12th or 13th century Medieval Cymru and follows Prince Llywelyn the Great (also called «Llywelyn ab Iorwerth»; Q467685 on Wikidata) who was a keen hunter and spent much of his time in the countryside with his hunting dogs, but his favorite greyhound was named Gellert, which had been given to him by his father-in-law, King John.

After a hunt, Prince Llywelyn calls his dogs to his side when he blows his horn, but Gelert is nowhere to be seen, so he calls the hound by his name, but the dog is still nowhere to be seen.

When the prince returns home, he finds, in horror, to see his baby son missing from his now overturned cradle, with Gelert the dog there, blood in his jaws; to quote Joseph Jacobs:

and shouting to Gellert, «Monster, thou hast devoured my child,» he drew out his sword and plunged it in the greyhound's side, who fell with a deep yell and still gazing in his master's eyes.

As Gellert raised his dying yell, a little child's cry answered it from beneath the cradle, and there Llewelyn found his child unharmed and just awakened from sleep. But just beside him lay the body of a great gaunt wolf all torn to pieces and covered with blood. Too late, Llewelyn learned what had happened while he was away. Gellert had stayed behind to guard the child and had fought and slain the wolf that had tried to destroy Llewelyn's heir.

In vain was all Llewelyn's grief; he could not bring his faithful dog to life again. So he buried him outside the castle walls within sight of the great mountain of Snowdon, where every passer-by might see his grave, and raised over it a great cairn of stones. And to this day the place is called Beth Gellert, or the Grave of Gellert, and men say, «I repent me as much as the man that slew his greyhound.»

After this event, it is said that Prince Llywelyn would never smile again.

# Gelert and Reality

How based in reality the story of Gelert is up to debate. Modern sources will point out that the original source of this story comes from around 1793 - 1800 by David Prichard, landlord of the Royal Goat Inn in Beddgelert, likely told as a way to boost tourism and business in the area.

According to Encyclopædia Britannica, the date of this event is traditionally given as 1205, and «The incident has given rise to a Welsh proverb, 'I repent as much as the man who slew his greyhound.» The whole story is, however, only the Welsh version of a tale long before current in Europe, which is traced to the Indian Panchatantra and perhaps as far back as 200 B.C.»

Meanwhile, in France, there is a story not unlike this one but with another greyhound, this time called Guinefort. Llywelyn ab Iorwerth – who, by the way, was a real person – has been swapped out by a knight who lives in a castle near Lyon, but apart from that, the story is the same. Guinefort the dog actually received local veneration as a folk saint, becoming Saint Guinefort (1554131 on Wikidata).

So, is the story of Gelert or even Guinefort real? Well, no, but is it doing any real harm? Not really. It's just a cute little story with a tragic ending.

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giblets_and_rice

# Giblets and Rice

Boil 2 or 3 strings of chicken giblets (about 1 pound) until quite tender, drain, trim from bones and gristle and set aside.

Boil one cup rice in one quart water for fifteen minutes. Drain, put in double boiler with broth from giblets and let boil 1 hour. Brown 1 tablespoon flour in 1 tablespoon butter and 1 teaspoon sugar, add 1 chopped onion, and boiling water until smooth and creamy, then add some bits of chopped pickles or olives, salt, pepper, teaspoonful of vinegar and lastly giblets, cover and let simmer for twenty minutes. Put rice into a chop dish, serve giblets in the center. May be garnished with tomato sauce or creamed mushrooms or pimentos.

# Credits and Notes

For a man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.
- Sam'l Johnson (1709 - 1784; Q183266 on Wikidata).


ginataang_kalabasa

# Ginataang Kalabasa

Or «Squash in Coconut Milk». This is a common Filipino dish.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Remove the seeds from your squash, then peel it and chop it up into large cubes, then set aside. (The easiest way to peel the squash while raw is to cut it into strips and cut the skin off of each strip individually)
  2. Chop your onion and garlic and cook in an oiled stock pot until translucent.
  3. Once your onions are translucent add both cans of coconut milk to the pot along with your cubes of squash. Let simmer until squash is soft.
  4. When your squash is soft take a potato masher and mash about half of your squash leaving the rest of it as cubes.
  5. Take off heat and serve over rice.

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ginger_cookies

# Ginger Cookies

# Ingredients

# Directions

Add ginger to taste–about 4 level teaspoons, also lemon extract or grated rind and juice if preferred.

Put flour, sugar and butter together and rub thoroughly. Make hole in center and pour in the molasses in which the soda has been beaten in. Stir all well together, break off enough to roll out; cut, space in pan and bake in very moderate oven.

These keep well, especially in stone crock. This recipe makes a quantity if cut with small cutter.

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ginger_garlic_broccoli

# Broccoli with Ginger and Garlic Sauce

Asian inspired broccoli dish with tasty sauce. Sauce can be used for all kinds of Asian inspired sauted vegetables.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut broccoli into little flourettes (hold the broccoli upside down and cut around the stem with a pairing knife)
  2. Fill your pan (or wok) around half inch (1.57cm) with water and bring to a rapid boil.
  3. Put broccoli in and steam with lid on for approx. 3 minutes.
  4. Drain broccoli and wipe pan dry.
  5. One teaspoon of oil and saute garlic and ginger (use sesame seed oil for Asian touch, but neutral or olive oil works well too).
  6. Deglaze with sherry, put half a cup (approx 120 ml) of warm water or chicken stock. Reduce on medium-high heat.
  7. Stir in soy sauce, brown sugar and lemon juice to your taste.
  8. Thicken sauce with corn starch.
  9. Put dry cooked broccoli back in and saute for very short time (you want it nice and crunchy).

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gingerbread

# Gingerbread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Bake in slow oven and leave in pan until cold.

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gluehwein

# Glühwein - mulled wine

A recipe for Glühwein/mulled wine a beverage you can find at almost every European christmas market. This recipe is my favorite one - optimized for flavor rather than alcohol content (it still kicks in).

# Ingredients

for 1 liter of Glühwein

# Directions

  1. cut the orange in nice looking pieces (since they are mainly decoration)
  2. throw everything in a pot
  3. warm up (don't boil)
  4. enjoy

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gnocchi

# Gnocchi

Gnocchi is a pasta based on potato, making it a less bloating alternative to other kinds of pasta. They are substantial and can be roasted in butter and other ingredients.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil potatoes (with their skins) until mashable.
  2. Slice potatoes in two and scoop them out of their skin.
  3. Mash with a potato-masher while adding kosher salt.
  4. Slowly begin to add flour while mashing and kneading until there are no lumps of potato and the potato/flour mixture takes on a dough-like consistency.
  5. Begin to boil more water with lots of kosher salt added.
  6. Flour a work surface, pinch off some of the dough and roll it on the surface into a long chubby snake.
  7. Slice the dough snake into small pieces. Press the pieces with your finger to make an indentation.
  8. Add the pieces to the boiling water. They will rise to the top when they are ready.
  9. In a pan, melt butter and add sprigs of sage (oregano or thyme will work as well, albeit are less traditional). Smashed tomato juices are also a nice addition.
  10. Add the cooked gnocchi to the pan and roast them in butter for a minute or two until slightly browned. As pan begins to dry, add some pasta water.
  11. Serve gnocchi on a plate, grate on Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese liberally. Add garnish if desired.

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golden_cake

# Golden Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

Add sugar gradually and yolks of eggs beaten until thick, add lemon colored extract. Mix and sift flour and baking powder and add alternately with milk to first mixture.

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gooseberry_pudding

# Gooseberry Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Stew the gooseberries till quite soft. When they are cold, mash them fine with the back of a spoon, and stir into them two ounces of sugar. Take two ounces more of sugar, and stir it to a cream with two ounces of butter.
  2. Grate very fine as much stale bread as will weigh two ounces.
  3. Beat three eggs, and stir them into the butter and sugar, in turn with the gooseberries and bread.
  4. Lay puff-paste in a soup plate. Put in the mixture, and bake it half an hour.

Do not grate sugar over it.

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graham_pudding

# Graham Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

Put in buttered pudding dish and steam 3 hours.

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grands_peres

# Grands-pères au sirop d'érable (Maple Dumplings)

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Stir together flour, baking powder and salt until aerated and no longer clumpy.
  2. Work in the butter with your fingertips and add milk. Form into 5-6 balls.
  3. In a saucepan equipped with a lid, bring water and syrup to a simmer. Add dough balls and cover. Simmer on low 12-15 minutes.

Notes

# Credits and Notes


granita

# Granita

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Squeeze the lemons. Remove the seeds, but keep both juice and pulp.
  2. Put in a pot the sugar, 175 g of lemon juice and pulp, and 300 ml of water. For the freezing to work as expected, it's important that you don't alter the proportions.
  3. Boil for 10 minutes. You should obtain a syrup with fibers floating in it: if you see pieces bigger than a few millimeters, get rid of them with a blender.
  4. Add 700 ml of water and stir.
  5. Wait for the solution to cool down to room temperature.
  6. Pour it in a container that can be frozen. Plastic ones are usually a good choice, whereas glass ones are often cracked by the increase in water volume.
  7. Put it in the freezer.
  8. Now, for the most boring part: you must prevent the separation of the ingredients due to the freezing process, and the formation of one huge ice block. To do so, every 2 hours you must stir vigorously with a fork (if you need, after the first 6 hours you can usually decrease to once every 4 hours). Take some special cares:
  9. Depending on the temperature, the whole thing may take much time to freeze: it's not unusual for it to require up to 20 hours. That's expected and depends also on the amount of sugar and fruit. Granita is ready when in the container there are only ice crystals: no liquid water and no ice blocks. You can then use a spoon to serve in small cups.
  10. If you don't consume all granita at once, it may freeze to a block. If that happens, just scratch it with the spoon or break it with a fork.

Granita is traditionally prepared with lemons, but you can replace them with any other fruit (the riper, the better), provided you peel it. If you do so, you will need to cook it longer and blend with a blender: the flavour must be released to the water and the sugar. You may also want to use a little less sugar, but don't reduce it too much, or you will get solid ice instead of granita.

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granola

# Granola

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 315° F
  2. In a large bowl, mix: Oats, Oil, Maple Syrup, Chopped Nuts and Spices
  3. Cover two large baking sheets with parchment paper
  4. Spread the mixture thinly and evenly on baking sheets, put in oven
  5. Bake 15 minutes, take out of oven, stir, put back in oven (swap oven locations for even cooking)
  6. Bake 15 minutes, take out of oven, stir, put back in oven (swap oven locations for even cooking)
  7. Bake 10 minutes, take out of oven, do not stir (helps form clumps), let it cool
  8. Coarsely chop Dried Fruit and mix in
  9. Serve with yogurt, milk, fresh fruit, etc

# Credits and Notes


grape_fruit_pie

# Grape Fruit Pie

First bake a shell as for lemon pie, then make a filling as follows: Mix one tablespoon of cornstarch in a little cold water, and over this pour one cupful of boiling water. To this add the juice of two grapefruits, the grated rind and juice of one orange, the beaten yolks of two eggs, and the white of one, and a small piece of butter. Put all in the double boiler and cook until thick, stirring all the time. When done, put in the shell. Now beat up the white of the second egg with one-half a cupful of sugar until thick, and spread with a knife over the pie. Put in the oven and let brown lightly. Serve cold. This makes a delicious pie.

# Credits and Notes


grape_juice

# Grape Juice

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil grapes five to ten minutes. Then strain through a wire strainer and afterwards cheese cloth. To every quart of juice add 1 lb. sugar. Bottle and seal.

# Credits and Notes


grape_juice_cup

# Grape Juice Cup

Soak the grated rind of one orange in the juice of one lemon for 15 minutes. To this add a cupful of boiling water and a tablespoon of sugar.

Place in a saucepan of granite ware and add one quart of unfermented grape juice, four whole cloves and a pinch of powdered mace. Bring slowly to the boiling point and simmer for ten minutes.

Boil together one cupful of sugar and two tablespoons of water without stirring until it spins a thread.

Pour this gradually upon the stiffly beaten whites of two eggs. Add the boiling grape juice, dust lightly with grated nutmeg and serve immediately.

# Credits and Notes

Live while you live, the epicure would say and seize the pleasures of the present day.
- Doddridge (1702 - 1751; Q2718478 on Wikidata).


gravy_warmed_over_for_meats

# Gravy Warmed Over for Meats

One-half cup walnut catsup, 1 wine glass tomato catsup, 1 small cup sherry (may be omitted), 1 tablespoon butter, rubbed smooth with flour, 1 small onion chopped very fine, 1 teaspoon currant jelly, salt and pepper.

When thoroughly mixed lay slices of the meat in a dish, pour the gravy over, then set dish in the oven until all is well heated through. Serve.

# Credits and Notes


greek_easter_cookies

# Greek Easter Cookies

A very simple, delicious, and traditional greek recipe for easter cookies.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cream butter and sugar together until fluffy. Add eggs one at a time and blend well between each.
  2. Add ammonium to the warmed milk and add to the butter, sugar, and egg mixture.
  3. Start adding flour to the wet mixture and at this time also add the baking powder, vanilla, lemon/orange zest, salt and orange juice.
  4. Mix well and start adding flour slowly until you are able to roll the dough easily between your hands. (This is a big batch, if your mixer can't handle the volume, then knead by hand).
  5. Form dough in a ball and place in a big bowl. Let it rest for about 30 minutes, cover it with saran wrap and keep in oven or draft free area.
  6. Line pans with parchment paper.
  7. Form dough by hand in ½ inch thick 3 inch long strips and then twist together or any shape you like. If the dough is sticky dip hands in oil.
  8. Brush with beaten egg yolks and bake at 350F for about 20 minutes or 325F convection. Watch carefully as they can burn easily!

# Credits and Notes


greek_salad

# Greek Salad

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine the lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, onion, bell pepper, olives in a bowl.
  2. In the small bowl, whisk together oil, vinegar, herbs, spices, and the lemon juice.
  3. Drizzle dressing over the salad.
  4. Sprinkle cheese over and serve.

# Credits and Notes


greek_yogurt

# Greek Yogurt

# Ingredients

# Directions

# Credits and Notes


green_string_beans

# Green String Beans

# Ingredients

# Directions

Fry in ham or bacon, 1 onion; add 1 cup tomatoes, 1 sprig thyme, 1 clove garlic–parsley. Add beans and 1 cup water. Cook 1 1/2 hours.

# Credits and Notes


grilled_mackerel_with_miso_soup_and_squash

# Grilled Mackerel with Miso Soup and Squash

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place the mackerel fillets in a small container at room temperature. Pour sake on both sides of the fillets and let rest in the container, covered, for 30 min.
  2. Cut onion into large slices.
  3. To a saucepan, add two cups of water, sliced onions, and miso paste. Whisk the solution until the miso paste is fully dissolved.
  4. Bring to a boil. Let the miso soup boil for about 10-15 min, then bring to a simmer.
  5. While the miso boils, peel the summer squash. Cut squash into 1/4 in half moons.
  6. In a large pan, melt 1 tbsp butter at medium-high heat.
  7. Grill squash in the pan for 5-10 min, until both sides of the squash are golden brown. Add salt and pepper to taste.
  8. Push squash one side of the pan.
  9. Season each fillet with about 1 tsp of salt.
  10. Place the fillets in the pan with the squash. Grill each side of the mackerel for about 4 min.
  11. Serve with rice and soy sauce.

# Credits and Notes


grok

# grok

grok: /grok/, /grohk/, vt.

[common; from the novel Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert A. Heinlein, where it is a Martian word meaning literally ‘to drink' and metaphorically ‘to be one with'] The emphatic form is grok in fullness.

1. To understand. Connotes intimate and exhaustive knowledge. When you claim to ‘grok' some knowledge or technique, you are asserting that you have not merely learned it in a detached instrumental way but that it has become part of you, part of your identity. For example, to say that you «know» LISP is simply to assert that you can code in it if necessary - but to say you «grok» LISP is to claim that you have deeply entered the world-view and spirit of the language, with the implication that it has transformed your view of programming. Contrast zen, which is similar supernal understanding experienced as a single brief flash. See also glark.

2. Used of programs, may connote merely sufficient understanding. «Almost all C compilers grok the void type these days.»

3. Name of the AI chatbot by xAI, as founded by Elon Musk. Grok is also used for Grokipedia, an AI-generated online encyclopedia.

# Credits and Notes


grokipedia

# Grokipedia

Grokipedia (Q136410803 on Wikidata) is the name of an AI-powered encyclopedia that was started in October 2025 by Elon Musk as a way to, as he sees it, to remove the «propaganda» from Wikipedia. The encyclopedia itself is a fork of Wikipedia, with some pages being a one-to-one of the original, while others are new and unique ones that were fully written by Grok - the in-house large language model of Twitter and xAI.

This is unlike, way, Wikipedia, the LRS Wiki, MDKwiki, or even older encyclopedias in that none of the original contents were written by a real human - in fact, it is not possible to directly edit a page. It is possible to suggest an edit and see the history of the page. Due to no human being in the way of Grok making an edit, it is possible for the AI to just have an hallucination while making a change - that is to say, it makes up false or misleading information presented as fact as it does not know better.


grostoli

# Grostoli

Very popular fritter in Italian colonies throughout South Brazil. Not to be mistaken with Venetian Crostoli or Chiacchiere, even though those are still made. My grandmother's recipe is more like Castagnole with Crostoli shape, with some post-Italian adaptations.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add sugar, flour, baking powder, salt and mix all these dry ingredients.
  2. Add eggs, grease, liquor, milk and mix it.
  3. Knead it in a table until it is homogenous.
  4. Divide the dough into smaller pieces and roll them with a pin on the table.
  5. Sprinkle the flour and finally, cut the dough into rectangles.
  6. Make a vertical cut in the middle, and twist the sides.
  7. Fry it in lard until it browns and sprinkle it on sugar and cinnamon.

# Credits and Notes


guacamole

# Fresh Guacamole

A nice recipe that functions as a delicious and fresh appetizer, best eaten with some totopos corn chips, especially in a hot summer day.

# Ingredients

Here are the ingredients for about two adult portions:

And of course, some totopos to eat with.

# Directions

  1. Cut the avocados in half, open them and place the pulp in a bowl.
  2. Mash the avocados, add lime juice, mix and mash some more.
  3. Mince the cilantro, tomato and onion and add them to the avocado mix.
  4. Add salt and black pepper to taste and mix thoroughly.
  5. Enjoy fresh with some totopos!

This recipe is best consumed fresh, since the avocado oxidizes pretty fast and might lose its appetizing color and texture in just some hours.

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/fresh-guacamole/

# Credits and Notes


gumbo_shrimp_and_sausage

# Shrimp and Sausage Gumbo

This recipe is a simplified version of AB's Seafood Gumbo – YouTube

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prep the vegetables
  2. Get the roux started: Mix oil and flour over heat until it turns into a dark chocolate color. Low - medium heat for about 30 minutes or medium - high for 15 - 20 minutes if you're feeling brave.
  3. Ensure to stir frequently while adding the following ingredients.
  4. Add onion. Cook for 5 minutes.
  5. Add celery and peppers. Cook for 5 minutes.
  6. Add garlic. Cook for 1 minute.
  7. Add beer.
  8. Add broth.
  9. Add seasonings and Worcestershire Sauce.
  10. Add sausage and bring to a boil.
  11. Lower heat, cover, simmer for 90 minutes.
  12. Increase heat to medium. Add shrimp and cook for 5-7 minutes.
  13. Turn off the heat and serve over white rice.
  14. (Optional) For leftovers, boil gumbo with dry white rice and turn it into a jambalaya.

# Credits and Notes


guobaorou

# Guobaorou (sweet-and-sour pork)

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut pork into thin slices about 2x2cm wide. They must be grabbable with chopsticks.
  2. Mix starch with water into thick cream-like batter. Coat pork slices, massage the batter into the meat. Marinate for 30 minutes. Massage it from time to time
  3. Heat the oil. Fry pork in batches until golden and crispy. Drain on paper towels.
  4. Julienne that carrot
  5. Mix 2 tbsp starch with 1 cup cold water.
  6. In a deep pan, combine tomato paste, sugar, and a splash (not more) of water. Cook on high heat, stir until bubbly.
  7. When the tomato-sugar mix boils, add vinegar and starch slurry. Stir until thickened a little.
  8. Toss fried pork. Stir. Add carrot in a bit. Fry until sauce clings to the pork and caramelizes slightly.

Serve while hot, ideally with rice :)

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gypsy_soup

# Gypsy Soup

The vegetables used in this soup are flexible. Any orange vegetable can be combined with green. Such as peas or green beans to replace peppers, or carrots and/or squash to replace the sweet potato.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a soup kettle or large saucepan, saute onions garlic, celery, and sweet potatoes in olive oil for about five minutes.
  2. Add seasonings, except tamari, and the stock/water. Simmer covered, for fifteen minutes.
  3. Add remaining vegetables, chickpeas, and tamari.
  4. Simmer another 10 minutes or so - until all the vegetables are as tender as you like them.

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hakka_style_meatballs

# Hakka-Style Meatballs

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 450F. Add 1 1/4 cup water and 1/4 tsp salt to a medium pot. Cover and bring to a boil over a medium-high heat. Add rice and reduce heat to low. Cover and cook until rice is tender and liquid is absorbed (12-14 mins). Add peas halfway through cooking. When rice is done, remove pot from heat, and leave covered.
  2. While rice cooks, combine beef, panko, half the ginger, a quarter of the soy sauce and a third of the Moroccan spice blend. Roll mixture into 9 equal-sized meatballs. Arrange meatballs on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Bake on the middle rack in the oven until golden-brown and cooked through (8-10 mins).
  3. Meanwhile, core and cut the green peppers into 1/2» pieces and roughly chop cilantro. Stir together sweet chili sauce, remaining soy sauce, 1/4 cup water and chili garlic sauce in a small bowl.
  4. Heat a large non-stick pan over medium-high heat. Add 1 Tbsp oil, then onion and peppers. Cook, stirring occasionally, until slightly softened (2-3 mins). Add remaining ginger and remaining Moroccan spice blend. Cook, stirring constantly, until fragrant (30 sec).
  5. Add meatballs and the stir-fry sauce to the pan with veggies. Cook, stirring gently, until sauce thickens slightly and coats meatballs (1 min). Season with salt and pepper, to taste.
  6. Add half the cilantro to rice, then fluff with a fork. Divide rice between plates, then top with meatballs, veggies, and any sauce in the pan. Sprinkle remaining cilantro over top.

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ham_and_lentil_soup

# Ham and Lentil Soup

For more flavour, boil down a soup bone and use the broth when filling the crock pot.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine all ingredients with 2 quarts water in the Crock Pot.
  2. Cook on low, covered, 8 to 10 hours.
  3. Adjust seasonings and serve.

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ham_toast

# Ham Toast

Mince a little left-over boiled ham very finely. Warm it in a pan with a piece of butter. Add a little pepper and paprika. When very hot pile on hot buttered toast. Any left-over scraps of fish or meat may be used up in a similar way, and make an excellent savory to serve with a green salad.

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hamburger_patties

# Hamburger Patties

🍽️ Servings: 6 patties

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine all ingredients except fat: mix well; shape into 6 patties.
  2. Heat fat in skillet.
  3. Brown patties on all sides; lower heat; cook to desired degree of doneness.

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hamburger_patties_all_beef

# Hamburger Patties

🍽️ Servings: 4 patties

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Form patties with the beef. Use high-fat ground beef, you won't need oil.
  2. Place into a pan, pre-heated or otherwise, at medium/med-high temperature.
  3. Add salt, pepper, and optional seasonings.
  4. Cook until done, flipping occasionally to prevent burning.

# Credits and Notes


hangover_eggs

# Hangover Eggs

Whenever my friends back home would drink to excess, they'd wake up wanting something tasty. I made them what I call «Hangover Eggs». Whether or not you're hungover, they're very delicious! I've recently been making them to gain weight, though you can alter the recipe to whatever suits your lifestyle.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Bring a cast iron pan to medium-high heat and add a second or two of olive oil when things start to warm up.
  2. While the pan heats up, use your hands and tear off pieces of bread that are roughly the size of your hand.
  3. Make sure you have one piece of bread per egg you want to make. I've dabbled with the egg:bread ratios, and this seems to work.
  4. Once the olive oil starts smelling a bit (or smoke comes off of it), crack in however many eggs you care to eat. Turn down the heat to medium.
  5. Act fast! As the eggs start cooking, prepare a plate with two handfuls of chopped green onion and Tabasco.
  6. After about four minutes (or when the tops of the eggs start to set), take out eggs and place on top of bed of onions & Tabasco.
  7. Turn heat back to medium-high and add a touch more olive oil. Place pieces of bread in pan.
  8. Every so often, move the pieces of bread around to soak up the oil.
  9. When the bread is about to turn a good shade of golden-brown, add a generous sprinkle of Tony Chachere's to the plated eggs (on top of them).
  10. Turn off the heat and move the pan off the burner. Take out bread pieces and place on the same plate as the eggs.
  11. Serve with glass of ice-cold beer.

Ideally, you won't even need a fork! Simply use the bread to guide the eggs on top of each piece, break the yolk into the piece, and take a large bite.

# Credits and Notes


hasty_pudding

# Hasty Pudding

My favourite pudding:

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil the milk. Mix the flour with a little cold milk. Pour the boiling milk onto this and put all back into the saucepan. Let it boil up once more and it is ready. Serve at once.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Constance Lytton (1869 - 1923; Q6470046 on Wikidata).

Lytton was a Suffrage in her native UK and thought it was true that there shoudl be prison reform, votes for women, and birth control - she went on hunger strike while in imprisoned, being force fed. As a way to stop her from getting special treatment, she went under the fake name of Jane Warton - she opted for this pseudonym as her father, Robert Bulwer-Lytton (Q335493) was the 1st Earl of Lytton and a politician and her mother, Edith Bulwer-Lytton (Q3719243) was the Countess of Lytton.

Despite her aid to the cause of giving women the right to vote, Constance Lytton would die at age 54 due to a heart attack and stroke - attributed, in part to, her trauma from hunger strike and force feeding.


hawaiian_sandwiches

# Hawaiian Sandwiches

Chop finely one pimento, one green pepper freed from seeds, and a small cream cheese; add a good pinch of salt and spread between slices of buttered bread.

# Credits and Notes


hearty_breakfast_oatmeal

# Hearty Breakfast Oatmeal

If your Oatmeal isn't Hearty Breakfast Oatmeal... Is it even Oatmeal?

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop or mash nuts and fruit.
  2. Combine nuts, fruit, and other dry ingredients in a saucepan
  3. Add milk and cook mixture over medium heat until oats are desired tenderness (5-10 mins)
  4. Add egg and protein powder and cook for a few more minutes
  5. Enjoy

# Credits and Notes


heavenly_hash

# Heavenly Hash

# Ingredients

# Directions

Stem currants and seed cherries, then measure fruit. To each cup of fruit allow equal amount of sugar. Put the fruit in kettle and add 1/2 cup of water; when it comes to boil add sugar and boil 20 minutes, then put in jelly glasses.

# Credits and Notes


hellfire_steak

# Hellfire Steak

I first learned this recipe from a Bishop I had growing up. It produces quite a good steak despite the unconventional ingredients.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Rub a generous amount of salt all over the steak
  2. Coat the entire steak with mustard powder
  3. Pour Tabasco Sauce onto both sides of the steak, don't be afraid to put more on than you think you might otherwise be comfortable with the salt will cancel out a lot of the spice while grilling.
  4. Grill over low heat until steak is cooked to your preference.

# Credits and Notes


herbs_pizza

# Herbs pizza

Italian traditional pizza is Neapolitan pizza. This is not it - it's a very different dish that just happens to share the same name (as is the case with many Italian traditional recipes).

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Carefully dry the herbs and cut them finely.
  2. Mix them with ricotta, salt, pepper and nutmeg.
  3. Knead flour with warm water and a little salt, and oil or lard.
  4. Add softened butter and yeast and knead a soft dough.
  5. Divide the dough in two parts and roll out each of them to a thickness of about 1 cm.
  6. Place the first disc on baking paper in a baking tray. Cover it with the stuffing, leaving about 1.5 cm free surface all around.
  7. Cover with the other disc and stick them together all over the border. If it's difficult, you may wet it wit a few drops of water.
  8. Cover with a cloth and let it rise.
  9. Pierce gently all over the top layer with a fork.
  10. Preheat the oven to 180 °C.
  11. Place the pie in the oven and cook for 30 minutes.

# Credits and Notes


hermits

# Hermits

There are two recipes for making hermits:

# Recipe One

# Ingredients

# Directions

Drop on greased pan and bake.

# Recipe Two

# Ingredients

# Directions

Dissolve soda in tablespoon hot water. Flour enough to make a stiff batter, drop in small cakes with teaspoon and bake in slow oven.

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hickory_nut_cake

# Hickory Nut Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

One large cup chopped hickory nuts and sprinkle a little salt and flour with them. This makes two layers.

# Credits and Notes


hoisin_pork_belly

# Hoisin Pork Belly

Melt-in-mouth fatty pork in a sweet and spicy glaze.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut pork belly into 1 inch cubes.
  2. In a small frying pan place pork cubes fattiest side down in dry pan, put gas on lowest level possible flame, cover with lid. Ideally your pork covers the entire surface of the small pan-crowding is good for this recipe.
  3. Lard will render out of the pork allowing it to confit cook in its own juice. Low flame essential. Turn the pork 3 or 4 times until all sides are golden and fat is rendered to melt in mouth levels. This will take around 1hr.
  4. Remove pork belly and place in a bowl and cover. Remove around half the liquified lard and store for other uses.
  5. Add diced ginger, smashed garlic cloves and chopped chili and sauté in the remaining lard. Once these are softened add the ketchup, hoisin sauce and honey. Reduce over very low heat for a few minutes until thickened.
  6. Add the pork belly to the sauce and cook on low for a further 2 minutes. Leave to stand for 5 minutes then add thinly sliced spring onions to garnish. Enjoy with steamed white rice.

# Credits and Notes


hoisin_tofu_and_broccoli

# Hoisin Tofu and Broccoli

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the tofu into 3/4» (2 cm) cubes and place it in a sealable ziplock bag.
  2. Combine 1/4 cup soy sauce, 1/2 teaspoon dark soy sauce, sugar and rice vinegar ingredients in a bowl and stir to mix.
  3. A food prep rectangular tupperware could work very well, as you need less marinade to submerge the tofu. Add tofu and refrigirate for half an hour.
  4. Combine vegetable stock, remaining soy sause, wine, sesame oil, cornstarch and hoisin sause into a bowl and stir until the cornstarch is dissolved.
  5. Cut the florets off the stalks of broccoli. Cut into 1cm chunks. Wash and drain if needed.
  6. Heat 1/3 cup of water in a large pan over medium/high heat until boiling. Add broccoli and cover with a lid. Steam for 2-3 minutes depending on how hard you want it, then drain and rinse the remaining water off. Put the broccoli aside.
  7. Add 2 tbsp of oil on the same pan. Cook tofu until the bottom is golden brown, flip and repeat. Stir a few times, then move to the side of the pan.
  8. Add more oil, garlic, ginger. Stir until it releases fragrance - generally less than a minute, then stir to combine the two.
  9. Cook together until sause thickens, then add broccoli and stir to combine.

# Credits and Notes


holyc

# HolyC

HolyC (Q22709094 on Wikidata) is the programming language created by Terry A. Davis (Q22708720) for his TempleOS (Q19961543) operating system project during his lifetime. The OS itself is full of a number of Bibalcal references, making people think that the name of «HolyC» is a pun on the «Holy See», the government of the Roman Catholic Church and Vatican City.

The language itself is a dialect of C, designed for simplicity, speed, and direct hardware access, made specifically for use in TempleOS.

HolyC is a mix of standard C and custom language features made by Terry, such as support for inline assembly, automatic macros, co-routines, custom syntax for God-inspired input/output, and built-in documentation commands. It runs in a 16:16-bit real mode environment on x86-64 and compiles incredibly fast due to its integrated compiler.

HolyC is not ANSI C, nor GNU C. It doesn't try to be compatible. It tries to be holy.

# Features

HolyC is a pure manifestation of personal computing, unfiltered, unmanaged, unapologetic. It was written not for companies, not for academia, but for God and for the joy of creation.

In an era of bloated languages, garbage collectors, cloud builds, telemetry, and overengineered type systems, HolyC stands alone: small, insane, and beautiful.

# Hello World!

To write a basic Hello World! in HolyC, you would write something like this:

U0 Hello(){
    "Hello World!\n";
}
Hello;

This is not so different from C, that would look like this:

main()
{
    printf("Hello World!\n");
}

# Credits and Notes


honey_garlic_chicken

# Honey Garlic Chicken with Broccoli and Brown Rice

Very easy, high protein.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cook rice in a pot. Instructions are on the bag it comes in.
  2. While rice is cooking, cut chicken breasts into cube. Season with olive oil, black pepper, and paprika. Cut broccoli into pieces and place into steamer basket over pot 1/2 filled with water, do not start it yet.
  3. Put chicken cubes into a hot pan and cook for ~3 minutes. After 3 minutes add honey, soy sauce, and garlic. Cook for another 5 minutes. Begin boiling broccoli water.
  4. Add frozen peas to rice and stir, they will heat up quickly.
  5. Add rice and peas to chicken and stir.

# Credits and Notes


honey_sriracha_chicken_thighs

# Honey Sriracha Chicken Thighs

This recipe yields a batch of relatively spicy chicken thighs. If you don't like spicy foods, you can add more honey and less sriracha. Conversely, if you like spicy foods, consider a 1:1 ratio of sriracha and honey.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F
  2. Season the chicken. Rub the thighs with some olive oil and season liberally with salt and pepper.
  3. Place the chicken thighs in a cold skillet, skin-side down. Cook for 15 minutes on medium-low heat without touching them.
  4. Prepare Sriracha sauce by stirring honey and sriracha together in a bowl.
  5. Flip the chicken thighs. Cook for another 10 minutes.
  6. Place chicken thighs on baking tray (or just use skillet if using a cast-iron skillet). Drizzle the sriracha sauce on both sides of the chicken, coating it. You do not have to use all of it.
  7. Bake chicken thighs for 15 minutes.
  8. Test chicken for doneness. Chicken should reach internal temperature of 165°F.
  9. If chicken is near done (or done), you can baste a second time with the remaining sauce (you can make more sauce if you need) and return to oven for 5 more minutes. Do not worry about overcooking; chicken thighs are difficult to overcook.
  10. When chicken is done, let cool for a few minutes and garnish with sesame seeds before serving.

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honey_vanilla_ice_cream

# Honey Vanilla Ice Cream

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add milk and sugar to medium sized bowl and mix until dissolved.
  2. Add heavy cream and vanilla extract and mix.
  3. Stir in honey.
  4. Chill in refrigerator for at least 2 hours.
  5. Add to ice cream maker and let it go for 30 minutes.
  6. Swiftly remove from ice cream maker (I use a silicone spatula as it allows for sides to be scraped down) and put into container.
  7. Freeze ice cream overnight - a few hours will do in a pinch but overnight is better.
  8. Scoop out of container and serve! Goes great with honey cake.

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honfleur_france

# Honfleur

Honfleur, a seaport of north-western France, in the department of Calvados, 57 m. N.E. of Caen by rail. Pop. (1906) 8735. The town is situated at the foot of a semicircle of hills, on the south shore of the Seine estuary, opposite Havre, with which it communicates by steamboat. Honfleur, with its dark narrow lanes and old houses, has the typical aspect of an old-fashioned seaport. The most noteworthy of its buildings is the church of St Catherine, constructed entirely of timber work, with the exception of the façade added in the 18th century, and consisting of two parallel naves, of which the more ancient is supposed to date from the end of the 15th century. Within the church are several antique statues and a painting by J. Jordaens-«Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane.» The church tower stands on the other side of a street. St Leonard's dates from the 17th century, with the exception of its fine ogival portal and rose-window belonging to the 16th, and its octagonal tower erected in the 18th. The ruins of a 16th-century castle known as the Lieutenance and several houses of the same period are also of antiquarian interest. The hôtel de ville contains a library and a museum. On the rising ground above the town is the chapel of Nôtre-Dame-de-Grâce, a shrine much resorted to by pilgrim sailors, which is said to have been founded in 1034 by Robert the Magnificent of Normandy and rebuilt in 1606. The town has a tribunal and a chamber of commerce and a communal college. The port, which is protected from the west winds by the height known as the Côte de Grâce, consists of the tidal harbour and four floating basins-The West basin, dating from the 17th century, and the Centre, East and Carnot basins. A reservoir affords the means of sluicing the channel and supplying the basins. The surface available for vessels is about 27 acres. Numerous fishing and coasting vessels frequent the harbour. In 1907 there entered 375 vessels, of 133,872 tons, more than half this tonnage being British. The exports go mainly to England and include poultry, butter, eggs, cheese, chocolate, vegetables, fruit, seeds and purple ore. There is regular communication by steamer with Southampton. Timber from Scandinavia, English coal and artificial manures form the bulk of the imports. There are important saw-mills, as well as shipbuilding yards, manufactories of chemical manures and iron foundries.

Honfleur dates from the 11th century and is thus four or five hundred years older than its rival Havre, by which it was supplanted during the 18th century. During the Hundred Years' War it was frequently taken and re-taken, the last occupation by the English ending in 1440. In 1562 the Protestant forces got possession of it only after a regular siege of the suburb of St Leonard; and though Henry IV. effected its capture in 1590 he had again to invest it in 1594 after all the rest of Normandy had submitted to his arms. In the earlier years of the 17th century Honfleur colonists founded Quebec, and Honfleur traders established factories in Java and Sumatra and a fishing establishment in Newfoundland.

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horse_radish_sauce

# Horse Radish Sauce

Make a plain white sauce and season to taste. When done add 3/4 cup of grated horseradish and 1/2 cup cream.

Very good for meats, especially boiling meat.

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hot_slaw

# Hot Slaw

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cut cabbage not too fine, heat fat in sauce pan. Wash cabbage and put into that a little water and add onion, cut up, salt and a little pepper. Cook about twenty minutes, then add the sugar and vinegar.

It must be sour-sweet. It is then ready to serve.

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how_to_make_good_coffee

# How to Make Good Coffee

When the National Coffee Roasters' Association (ncausa.org) tells how to make good coffee the housewife is naturally interested, no matter how fervently the family may praise her own brew. Coffee is the business of these gentlemen. They know it from the scientific standpoint as well as practically. Their opinion as to the best method of preparing it for the table is, therefore, worth consideration.

They tell us, first of all, that the virtues of the infusion depend primarily upon the fineness with which the roasted bean is ground. Careful experiments have shown, indeed, that when pulverized it gives a larger yield of full strength beverage than in any other shape, so that such grinding is urged in the interest of economy, as well as from a gastronomic standpoint.

The grinding, however, must be done immediately before the coffee is made. Otherwise no little of the delicate and much prized flavor of the bean will escape.

The method of making the infusion is governed by the solubility of the various elements composing the coffee. The caffeine and caffetannic acid readily dissolve in cold water, but the delicate flavoring oils require a considerable degree of heat. It so happens that water at the boiling point, 212 deg. F., is twice as effective in extracting these flavors as when at a temperature of 150 deg. F.

Nevertheless, the usual method of boiling the coffee is unsparingly condemned by the association. The infusion thus made is very high in caffeine and tannic acid. It is muddy, too, and overrich in dissolved fibrous and bitter matters. As most of the deleterious effects of coffee are due to dissolved tannin, owing to excessive boiling or the use of grounds a second time, this method of making the beverage is unqualifiedly condemned.

Steeping–that is, placing the coffee in cold water and permitting it to come to a boil–is also deprecated. An infusion so made contains less caffeine, to be sure, but it lacks the desired aromatic flavor and the characteristic coffee taste.

In fine, the association leans to a method of coffee making known as filtration. This consists in pouring boiling water once through finely pulverized coffee confined in a close-meshed muslin bag. The resultant infusion is one in which the percentage of tannin is extremely low. There is a medium amount of caffeine, but the full flavor and characteristic taste are present.

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hummus

# Hummus

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Drain and rinse the garbanzo beans.
  2. Place garbanzo beans in a small saucepan or pot, add 1 teaspoon baking soda (this alters the pH to encourage the beans to break down and shed their skins), and cover with a few inches of water. Bring to a boil and cook for 20 minutes, until the skins begin to fall off and the beans look overcooked/mushy. You may need to reduce the heat after a few minutes to prevent boil-overs.
  3. While the garbanzo beans are boiling, combine the garlic and lemon juice with 1/4 teaspoon salt in the workbowl of your food processor. Pulse until a fine, uniform consistency is achieved. You may need to scrape down the top and sides of the bowl to ensure the garlic is chopped finely enough. Leave the mixture for at least 10 minutes for the raw garlic taste to mellow.
  4. After 20 minutes of boiling, drain the garbanzo beans and their skins in a mesh strainer, then rinse for at least 30 seconds with cold water to remove any lingering taste from the baking soda.
  5. Add the tahini to the food processor. Blend until creamy. Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl.
  6. While the food processor is running on «high,» slowly drizzle in two tablespoons of ice-cold water. Continue to run on high, scraping down the bowl as necessary (1-3 times), until the mixture has enough air worked into it that it lightens in color and thickens in texture substantially.
  7. Scrape down the bowl again, then add the garbanzo beans and cumin (and za'atar, if you have it). Pulse a few times, then set the food processor to high again. Drizzle in 1 tablespoon of olive oil, as slowly as you can manage.
  8. Continue to process the hummus on high for at least one minute longer, up to three minutes longer if it hasn't become smooth enough yet. You can make the hummus thinner at this point by slowly adding ice water a teaspoon at a time while processing on high. Taste the hummus at this point to determine if it needs more lemon juice or more salt for flavor.
  9. Transfer the hummus into a serving bowl and smooth out the surface with the back of a spoon, creating swirls or indentations for olive oil as desired. Top with additional olive oil and optionally finely chopped fresh parsley, more za'atar, or a sprinkling of sumac (a spice mixture) or dukkah (a seed mixture).
  10. Serve immediately or transfer to an airtight container and store in the refrigerator for up to one week.

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hungarian_goulash

# Hungarian Goulash

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cook onion and bacon; add salt and pepper; pour over them 1/2 pint water in which 1/2 teaspoon of extract of beef is added. Add the meat and cook slowly one hour; then add cream with paprika to taste and simmer for two hours. Add a few small potatoes.

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hymen_bread

# Hymen Bread

(always to be taken with a grain of salt.)

# Ingredients

# Directions

Good for 365 days in the year.

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icing

# Icing

There are a number of recipes for making icing on the MDKwiki:

All taken from The Suffrage Cook Book (1915).


icing_1

# Icing

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beat all together and boil until it jellies. For orange cake use oranges instead of lemons.

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icing_2

# Icing

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil until it will make a ball in cold water. Then beat until thick enough to spread on cake. Flavor with vanilla.

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icing_3

# Icing

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil water and sugar until it threads. Pour over the beaten whites of 4 eggs. Beat until almost cold then add citric acid dissolved in one teaspoon boiling water, flavor with vanilla and spread between layers and over cake.

This keeps a long time in a locked closet.

# Credits and Notes

Cookery has become an art, a noble science; cooks are gentlemen.
- Burton.


in_real_life

# In Real Life

Wahoo! Stepping away from the screen and living In Real Life is genuinely one of the best things you can do. Turn off your computer, put your phone on silent (or even leave it at home), and go outside. Yeah, it depends on where you live and the weather, but even a small amount of outside time can be fun and make you happy :~).

# Fun Things To Do


index

# Redirect

Go to main page.


indian_tea

# Indian tea

# Ingredients

The quantities below are approximate and should be adjusted according to your taste.

# Directions

  1. Peel off the ginger and cut it to small pieces.
  2. Crush ginger and cardamom seeds.
  3. Bring 1 l water to boiling.
  4. Turn off the stove.
  5. Add ginger, cardamom seeds, black tea and milk to the water and cover the pot.
  6. Wait 5-10 minutes for infusion.
  7. Serve with a teaspoon sugar per cup. You may want to sieve, or wait for the particles to precipitate to the bottom of the cups.

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inexpensive_spice_cake

# Inexpensive Spice Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil raisins in 1 1/2 cups water twenty minutes.

Mix shortening, sugar, lemon rind, eggs and spices, add one cup flour then raisins drained but still hot. Then the other two cups flour and 1/2 cup of the water in which the raisins were boiled to which add 1 teaspoon bi-carbonate soda.

Bake in gem pans in moderate oven. This makes 30 cakes which can be iced with white or chocolate icing.

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infix_2

# infix

2: infix.

In translation software written by hackers, infix 2 often represents the syllable to with the connotation ‘translate to': as in dvi2ps (DVI to PostScript), int2string (integer to string), and texi2roff (Texinfo to [nt]roff). Several versions of a joke have floated around the internet in which some idiot programmer fixes the Y2K bug by changing all the Y's in something to K's, as in Januark, Februark, etc.

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instant_tom_yam_kung_noodle_soup

# Instant Tom Yam Kung noodle soup

Instant noodles with processed spices are quick but not the most healthy. It's important to add fresh veggies and eggs. It's a quick tasty lunch, a life saver when going through a busy period.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put small amount of water and coconut milk to boil. Add the noodle spices. (If you don't like it too creamy, add extra water.)
  2. Chop the mushrooms and coriander (and other veggies if you wish). Cut the lime into four pieces.
  3. When boiling add mushroom, and crack the eggs directly into the pot (be sure not to stir after this, otherwise they will break). Wait 30 seconds to 1 minute.
  4. Add the noodles and salad leaves (or whatever veggie you got).
  5. After 3-5 minutes it's done. Serve in deep bowls. Squeeze the lime juice and chopped coriander on top.

Pro tip: Squeeze some remaining lime juice into your drinking water.

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irc

# Internet Relay Chat

Internet Relay Chat, or IRC (Q73 on Wikidata), is the name of an Internet protocol made in August 1988 by Jarkko «WiZ» Oikarinen during his time at the University of Oulu in Finland when he wanted to make a program that could be used for real-time Internet chat and messaging. Unlike, say, Discord or Skype, IRC is fully free to view its source code and make your own chat rooms, rooms that are hosted on your own server, meaning that there is no organization, big or small, that can tell you what you can and cannot post.

This also means, again, like Discord or Skype, which have or will at some point in time go offline, IRC is a protocol, so it can last as long as computers can last.

The history of IRC is actually long and impressive, covering much of the early Internet.

There are limitations to IRC, much like there are limitations to anything. Some are that to see a message (at least in the vanilla, unmodified version), you actually have to be online and connected to the server, even if someone direct messages you, once you leave, any messages won't come through for you.

If you think of it like real life, an IRC server is like a building with rooms that you can enter and chat in, so once you leave, you no longer get any messages, much like being in a real life party. Something regular IRC uses defatly go to a lot.

IRC is also text only; this is great if you want to view it on an older, slower computer, but to upload and send images, videos, or any files, you're going to have to use a third-party website for that.

IRC can also seem confusing to new users as there are a few commands that you need to remember, although this is only hard for new people as they've not done it before. Commands like /join #channel, /me waves, /nick Cass are easy to pick up on.

There are, of course, benefits to using IRC, as mentioned above, it can be ran on almost any computer with a keyboard and screen (the thicker the better), unlike Discord, WhatsApp, or others, you can use what is called a client, so think of this as a program that you can use to connect to an IRC server. There are countless clients that one can use, HexChat, Quassel, Halloy, Konversation are all a few examples. With these, you can do a lot with the vanilla client compared to closed-source programs. Change the colors in your screen, change date formats, change font. There was even an IRC client by Microsoft that allows you to make comics with what people post.

Despite it being way after the golden age of IRC, to say it's dead would simply not be true. tilde.chat, for example, is popular for people on the Fediverse and small web, libera.chat is probably the most active server with lots of channels (and is actually used by Wikipedia and sister projects).

Another benefit of IRC is that setting up something like a bot) is actually quite easy.

IRC doesn't always hold your hand and the way it does things is a little different from modern apps, but it's definitely worth chatting on there.

# Is IRC For Me?

Possibly! IRC itself is good for a number of reasons, as seen above, although there are a number of outdated features, or lack there of, that this protocol has that someone used to more modern forms of online communication might struggle with.

These things include...

These limits can seem shocking and even confusing as to why someone would want to actually use IRC, but the thing is, IRC is good because it's just you and the other person, no distractions, just raw text.

# The Jargon File

IRC was cited on The Jargon File, and as the MDKwiki has mirrored that project, here is what the files wrote:

IRC: /I·R·C/, n.

[Internet Relay Chat] A worldwide «party line» network that allows one to converse with others in real time. IRC is structured as a network of Internet servers, each of which accepts connections from client programs, one per user. The IRC community and the Usenet and MUD communities overlap to some extent, including both hackers and regular folks who have discovered the wonders of computer networks. Some Usenet jargon has been adopted on IRC, as have some conventions such as emoticons. There is also a vigorous native jargon, represented in this lexicon by entries marked ‘[IRC]'. See also talk mode.

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irish_coffee

# Irish Coffee

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a coffee mug, combine Irish cream and Irish whiskey. Fill mug with coffee. Top with a dab of whipped cream and a dash of nutmeg.

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irish_potato_casserole

# Irish Potato Casserole

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350F. Butter a 1.5 quart baking dish.
  2. In a medium bowl, combine the potatoes, butter, eggs, onion, salt, and paprika. Mix well.
  3. Place potato mixture into the prepared baking dish and pour milk over top. Bake in the preheated oven for 40 minutes. Sprinkle top with cheese, return to oven until cheese melts and is slightly browned.

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irl

# Redirect

Did you mean In Real Life?


italian_bread

# Italian Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Follow directions on the packet to activate yeast in a bowl large enough for mixing the dough
  2. Add enough water for a total of 400g or 1 3/4 cups (i.e. add 400g minus however much water was used to activate the yeast)
  3. Optionally add 12g or 2 tsp salt (Unsalted bread is normal in Central Italy, but it's an acquired taste)
  4. Slowly mix in flour until it forms a dough that will be easy to work with and not overly sticky. Make sure there are no wet or dry pockets in the dough.
  5. Cover and let rest for 15 minutes.
  6. Knead the dough and let it rise covered for 1 hour in a warm place until doubled in size.
  7. Split the dough in half and shape it into two loaves. Make sure the seams are at the bottom.
  8. Place the loaves on a lightly greased baking sheet and let it rise covered for 1 hour in a warm place until doubled in size.
  9. Make sure the oven is preheated to 200°C (400°F) before the resting period is over.
  10. Score the loaves and place the baking sheet in the oven.
  11. Bake for 25-30 minutes.
  12. Let cool for 15 minutes before serving.

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italian_mulled_wine

# Italian Mulled Wine

# Ingredients

# Crushed Ingredients

# Non-crushed Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Pour the wine into a stock pot and turn the gas on medium high
  2. Crush all the «Crushed Ingredients» in a mortar and pestle
  3. Peel and juice the orange and lemon (toss the peels and juice into the wine but not the white pith)
  4. When the wine is up to a simmer, immediately bring the gas down to low and pour in all the rest of the ingredients
  5. Cook on low for at least 15 minutes to infuse the flavors
  6. Keep the flame on low so the wine stays warm and continues to infuse, but doesn't bubble / burn off the alcohol
  7. Feel free to double the recipe or scale any of these ingredients up or down to suite your taste

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jam

# Jam

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the fruit in small pieces and place it in a pot.
  2. Cook on the stove, on low fire. Stir very often so that the fruit doesn't burn.
  3. As soon as some juice collects on the bottom of the pot, add sugar and stir until it is no longer visible.
  4. Keep the pot on low fire, stirring often and in particular the bottom, which will otherwise burn very easily.
  5. Jam must boil for at least 2 hours. This is necessary to inactivate botulinum spores that may be present in the fruit, which could otherwise produce deadly toxins.
  6. If fruit pieces are still visible, you may blend them.
  7. Pour boiling-hot jam in glass jars and close them immediately. They will go vacuum in a few minutes: you can then store your jam for many months.

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jam_cake

# Jam Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

Bake in a slow oven.

# Credits and Notes

A march before day to dress one's dinner, and a light dinner to prepare one's supper are the best cooks.
- Alexander.


japanese_noodle_soup

# Japanese Noodle Soup

This is a very easy and simple Japanese style ramen noodle soup. This is very cheap to make, and you can really customise this however you wish with the garnish. This is my own spin inspired by other recipes that I found.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. For the broth, add 700ml of chicken stock to a large boiling pot with the garlic, ginger, soy sauce, chinese five spice, chili, and 300ml of water.
  2. Bring this to the boil, then turn the heat to low and simmer for around 5 mins.
  3. Add a pinch of sugar and more soy sauce to taste
  4. Fry the pork chops until cooked (My Sticky Pork Chops recipe works really well with this dish)
  5. Hard boil 4 eggs.
  6. Cook the ramen noodles as per packet instructions.
  7. Strain the stock into another pan, then reheat.
  8. Divide ramen between 4 bowls, then top with 1 sliced pork chop, 1/4 of the spinach (if applicable) sweetcorn, and one boiled egg (halved).
  9. Divide the stock into the bowls, then sprinkle over sesame seeds, shredded nori and the spring onion.

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jargon_file

# The Jargon File

See also: MDK: Jargon File.

The Jargon File (also Hacker's Dictionary; Q1535068 on Wikidata) is a computer hacker dictionary/compendium that's been collaboratively written and updated by a number of prominent hackers, such as Richard Stallman and Erik S Raymond, since 1970. It is a chiefly important part of hacker culture.

The work informally states it's in the public domain and some have successfully published it commercially, although there is no standard waiver or license – maybe because such waivers didn't really exist at the time it was started – and so we have to suppose it is NOT formally free as in freedom. Nevertheless it is freely accessible e.g. at Project Gutenberg and no one will bother you if you share it around... we just wouldn't recommend treating it as true public domain.

# Credits and Notes


jason_scott

# Jason Scott

Jason Scott (Q6042909 on Wikidata) is an American archivist and historian specialising in electronic media, software and online communities, he works at the Internet Archive. Scott is most notable for his archive website textfiles.com and co-founding Archive Team, which primarily works to archive websites on the brink of closure, most famously GeoCities in 2009.

As a teenager in the 1980s, Scott was a user of the bulletin board systems reachable from Westchester, New York. As a habit, himself speculating it due to his parent's divorce, Scott made large backups of the various files and «warez» available for download from the boards. Many of these files later made up the initial archives at textfiles.com.

As a result of people approaching him with large physical archives of electronic media, Scott has multiple shipping containers worth of archival items in his backyard. Scott intents to be the custodian of these items, holding them until a better home arrives.

In 2009 Scott co-founded the web archiving group Archive Team, initially as a response to the imminent closure of GeoCities by Yahoo. The archival of GeoCities enabled the work of Olia Lialina and Dragan Espenschied of One Terabyte of Kilobyte Age who comb through the archive and document their findings, GifCities, and endless nostalgia bait screenshots which circulate throughout the Internet. Archive Team uses a custom-build piece of archival software named Warrior which allows multiple users to delegate downloading tasks amongst each other, all vying for a spot on the leaderboard. Archive Team continues to operate toady, notably exclusively using IRC for communication.

Scott gives many talks aided by his enthusiastic presentation style. One of his most famous talks, notably introduced by net historian Olia Lialina, is «Where are the Files?» hosted at Stadtbibliothek Stuttgart in 2012. In the talk he lampoons cloud file hosting solutions due to their transient and unpredictable nature, giving examples of services that shut down in a hurry leaving users without their files. He advises all listeners to start referring to the cloud as «the clown,» claiming that such a trick will help remember the true nature of the beast. It should be noted that early Mozilla employee and prolific blogger «jwz» partakes in this trick today.

Today, Scott's responsibilities at the Internet Archive appear to consist of curating the software archive, community outreach, and being a liaison for those with large prospective archives. In his free time he hosts the Patreon supported podcast «Jason Scott Talks His Way Out Of It» in which he visits various personal and technical stories from his own recent past, and often streams his VHS digitalisation work on Twitch.

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text on this page was written by Harry Stanton, CC0.


jelly_whip

# Jelly Whip

Dissolve one package of gelatin in a cupful of cold water. Add to that two cupfuls of sugar and one quart of boiling water. Divide the mixture into three parts, in one of which place marshmallows and white grapes. In the second one put pineapple and oranges and in the third nuts. Fill individual glasses with different mixtures and serve them with whipped cream. Decorate with preserved cherries, candied orange peel and nuts.

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jupiter

# Jupiter ♃

Jupiter (Q319 on Wikidata) is a world of extremes. It's the largest planet in our solar system - if it were a hollow shell, 1,000 Earths could fit inside. It's also the oldest planet, forming from the dust and gases left over from the Sun's formation 4.6 billion years ago. But it has the shortest day in the solar system, taking about 9.9 hours to spin around once on its axis.

# Introduction

Jupiter's signature stripes and swirls are actually cold, windy clouds of ammonia and water, floating in an atmosphere of hydrogen and helium. The dark orange stripes are called belts, while the lighter bands are called zones, and they flow east and west in opposite directions. Jupiter's iconic Great Red Spot is a giant storm bigger than Earth that has raged for hundreds of years.

The king of planets was named for Jupiter, king of the gods in Roman mythology. Most of its moons are also named for mythological characters, figures associated with Jupiter or his Greek counterpart, Zeus.

# Namesake

Jupiter, being the biggest planet, gets its name from the king of the ancient Roman gods.

# Potential for Life

Jupiter's environment is probably not conducive to life as we know it. The temperatures, pressures, and materials that characterize this planet are most likely too extreme and volatile for organisms to adapt to.

While planet Jupiter is an unlikely place for living things to take hold, the same is not true of some of its many moons. Europa is one of the likeliest places to find life elsewhere in our solar system. There is evidence of a vast ocean just beneath its icy crust, where life could possibly be supported.

# Size and Distance

With a radius of 69,911 kilometers, Jupiter is 11 times wider than Earth. If Earth were the size of a grape, Jupiter would be about as big as a basketball.

From an average distance of 778 million kilometers, Jupiter is 5.2 astronomical units away from the Sun. One astronomical unit (abbreviated as AU), is the distance from the Sun to Earth. From this distance, it takes sunlight 43 minutes to travel from the Sun to Jupiter.

# Orbit and Rotation

Jupiter has the shortest day in the solar system. One day on Jupiter takes 9.9 hours (the time it takes for Jupiter to rotate or spin around once), and Jupiter makes a complete orbit around the Sun (a year in Jovian time) in about 12 Earth years (4,333 Earth days).

Its equator is tilted with respect to its orbital path around the Sun by just 3 degrees. This means Jupiter spins nearly upright and does not have seasons as extreme as other planets do.

# Moons

With four large moons and many smaller moons, Jupiter forms a kind of miniature solar system.

Jupiter has 95 moons that are officially recognized by the International Astronomical Union. The four largest moons - Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto - were first observed by the astronomer Galileo Galilei in 1610 using an early version of the telescope. These four moons are known today as the Galilean satellites, and they're some of the most fascinating destinations in our solar system.

Io is the most volcanically active body in the solar system. Ganymede is the largest moon in the solar system (even bigger than the planet Mercury). Callisto-s very few small craters indicate a small degree of current surface activity. A liquid-water ocean with the ingredients for life may lie beneath the frozen crust of Europa, the target of NASA's Europa Clipper mission slated to launch in 2024.

# Rings

Discovered in 1979 by NASA's Voyager 1 spacecraft, Jupiter's rings were a surprise. The rings are composed of small, dark particles, and they are difficult to see except when backlit by the Sun. Data from the Galileo spacecraft indicate that Jupiter's ring system may be formed by dust kicked up as interplanetary meteoroids smash into the giant planet's small innermost moons.

# Formation

Jupiter took shape along with rest of the solar system about 4.6 billion years ago. Gravity pulled swirling gas and dust together to form this gas giant. Jupiter took most of the mass left over after the formation of the Sun, ending up with more than twice the combined material of the other bodies in the solar system. In fact, Jupiter has the same ingredients as a star, but it did not grow massive enough to ignite.

About 4 billion years ago, Jupiter settled into its current position in the outer solar system, where it is the fifth planet from the Sun.

# Structure

The composition of Jupiter is similar to that of the Sun - mostly hydrogen and helium. Deep in the atmosphere, pressure and temperature increase, compressing the hydrogen gas into a liquid. This gives Jupiter the largest ocean in the solar system - an ocean made of hydrogen instead of water. Scientists think that, at depths perhaps halfway to the planet's center, the pressure becomes so great that electrons are squeezed off the hydrogen atoms, making the liquid electrically conducting like metal. Jupiter's fast rotation is thought to drive electrical currents in this region, with the spinning of the liquid metallic hydrogen acting like a dynamo, generating the planet's powerful magnetic field.

Deeper down, Jupiter's central core had long been a mystery. Scientists theorized Jupiter was a mostly homogeneous mix of hydrogen and helium gases, surrounding a small, solid core of heavier elements - ice, rock, and metal formed from debris and small objects swirling around that area of the embryonic solar system 4 billion years ago.

NASA-s Juno spacecraft, measuring Jupiter-s gravity and magnetic field, found data suggesting the core is much larger than expected, and not solid. Instead, it-s partially dissolved, with no clear separation from the metallic hydrogen around it, leading researchers to describe the core as dilute, or «fuzzy.»

# Surface

As a gas giant, Jupiter doesn-t have a true surface. The planet is mostly swirling gases and liquids. While a spacecraft would have nowhere to land on Jupiter, it wouldn-t be able to fly through unscathed either. The extreme pressures and temperatures deep inside the planet crush, melt, and vaporize spacecraft trying to fly into the planet.

# Atmosphere

Jupiter's appearance is a tapestry of colorful stripes and spots - the cloud bands that encircle the planet, and the cyclonic storms dotting it from pole to pole. The gas planet likely has three distinct cloud layers in its «skies» that, taken together, span about 71 kilometers. The top cloud is probably made of ammonia ice, while the middle layer is likely made of ammonium hydrosulfide crystals. The innermost layer may be made of water ice and vapor.

The vivid colors you see in thick bands across Jupiter may be plumes of sulfur and phosphorus-containing gases rising from the planet's warmer interior. Jupiter's fast rotation - spinning once every 10 hours - creates strong jet streams, separating its clouds into dark belts and bright zones across long stretches.

With no solid surface to slow them down, Jupiter's spots can persist for many years. Stormy Jupiter is swept by over a dozen prevailing winds, some reaching up to 539 kilometers per hour at the equator. The Great Red Spot, a swirling oval of clouds twice as wide as Earth, has been observed on the giant planet for more than 300 years. More recently, three smaller ovals merged to form the Little Red Spot, about half the size of its larger cousin.

Findings from NASA-s Juno probe released in October 2021 provide a fuller picture of what-s going on below those clouds. Data from Juno shows that Jupiter-s cyclones are warmer on top, with lower atmospheric densities, while they are colder at the bottom, with higher densities. Anticyclones, which rotate in the opposite direction, are colder at the top but warmer at the bottom.

The findings also indicate these storms are far taller than expected, with some extending 100 kilometers below the cloud tops and others, including the Great Red Spot, extending over 350 kilometers. This surprising discovery demonstrates that the vortices cover regions beyond those where water condenses and clouds form, below the depth where sunlight warms the atmosphere.

The height and size of the Great Red Spot mean the concentration of atmospheric mass within the storm potentially could be detectable by instruments studying Jupiter-s gravity field. Two close Juno flybys over Jupiter-s most famous spot provided the opportunity to search for the storm-s gravity signature and complement the other results on its depth.

With their gravity data, the Juno team was able to constrain the extent of the Great Red Spot to a depth of about 500 kilometers below the cloud tops.

Belts and Zones In addition to cyclones and anticyclones, Jupiter is known for its distinctive belts and zones - white and reddish bands of clouds that wrap around the planet. Strong east-west winds moving in opposite directions separate the bands. Juno previously discovered that these winds, or jet streams, reach depths of about 2,000 miles (roughly 3,200 kilometers). Researchers are still trying to solve the mystery of how the jet streams form. Data collected by Juno during multiple passes reveal one possible clue: that the atmosphere-s ammonia gas travels up and down in remarkable alignment with the observed jet streams.

Juno-s data also shows that the belts and zones undergo a transition around 40 miles (65 kilometers) beneath Jupiter-s water clouds. At shallow depths, Jupiter-s belts are brighter in microwave light than the neighboring zones. But at deeper levels, below the water clouds, the opposite is true - which reveals a similarity to our oceans.

Polar Cyclones Juno previously discovered polygonal arrangements of giant cyclonic storms at both of Jupiter-s poles - eight arranged in an octagonal pattern in the north and five arranged in a pentagonal pattern in the south. Over time, mission scientists determined these atmospheric phenomena are extremely resilient, remaining in the same location.

Juno data also indicates that, like hurricanes on Earth, these cyclones want to move poleward, but cyclones located at the center of each pole push them back. This balance explains where the cyclones reside and the different numbers at each pole.

# Magnetosphere

The Jovian magnetosphere is the region of space influenced by Jupiter's powerful magnetic field. It balloons 1 to 3 million kilometers toward the Sun (seven to 21 times the diameter of Jupiter itself) and tapers into a tadpole-shaped tail extending more than 1 billion kilometers behind Jupiter, as far as Saturn's orbit. Jupiter's enormous magnetic field is 16 to 54 times as powerful as that of the Earth. It rotates with the planet and sweeps up particles that have an electric charge. Near the planet, the magnetic field traps swarms of charged particles and accelerates them to very high energies, creating intense radiation that bombards the innermost moons and can damage spacecraft.

Jupiter's magnetic field also causes some of the solar system's most spectacular aurorae at the planet's poles.

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kaiserschmarrn

# Kaiserschmarrn

A very recognizable and simple sweet dish from the mountainous regions of Austria, southern Germany and northern Italy.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Separate the egg whites and yolks.
  2. Put the egg yolks, flour, sugar, pinch of salt, and milk in a bowl and stir until the clumps are gone.
  3. Beat the egg whites to stiff peaks in a different bowl and then add to the other bowl.
  4. Melt the butter in a flat pan on high heat and then add the dough. Heat up on both sides.
  5. Put the pan in the preheated oven (180°C hot air setting) for around 10 minutes or until lightly browned.
  6. Cut up the dough with a spatula into bite-sized pieces.
  7. Sprinkle some sugar on top (add raisins here).

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kalderetang_manok

# Kalderetang Manok

Classic Filipino dish, great paired with freshly cooked rice and a bottle of Coca Cola.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Sauté onions, garlic and (optional) tomato, in a pan of olive oil.
  2. Put chicken and cook until brown, add 2 tablespoons of salt and pepper. (Note: Make sure the chicken is cook all the way through.)
  3. Add fish sauce before adding water and let the chicken boil for a few minutes and then add tomato sauce.
  4. Add potatoes, carrots, and liver spread. Mix the liver spread and let it boil until broth thickens, let it boil until carrots and potatoes are soft. Add more salt and pepper if needed.
  5. Add dried peas, bell pepper and grated cheese and let it cook for a minute.
  6. Cook until cheese melts before serving.

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ketchup

# Ketchup

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Simmer together tomatoes and onion for 20 to 30 minutes; press through a sieve.
  2. Put the cinnamon, cloves, and garlic loosely in a clean, thin, white cloth; tie top tightly; add to vinegar and simmer 30 minutes.
  3. Remove spice bag.
  4. Boil tomato mixture rapidly until you have but one-half the original amount.
  5. Stir frequently to prevent sticking.
  6. Add spiced vinegar, sugar, salt, paprika, and cayenne pepper to tomato mixture.
  7. Boil rapidly, stirring constantly, about 10 minutes or until slightly thickened.
  8. Pour into hot, sterile jars, fill jars to top, and seal.

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kettle_chips

# Kettle Chips

Credits to creator of recipe, Ethan Chlebowski, (original recipe). I decided to post it on here to be more available.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Set a wok or pot over medium-low heat and add the peanut oil about 1 to 2 inches up the pot. Set a thermometer to monitor the temperature to reach 315 F (157 C).
  2. Wash the exterior of the potato. Using a mandolin set on 2 mm (~1/16th inch), a very sharp knife or a potato peeler cut the potatoes into thin chip slices.
  3. Add the potatoes to the hot oil and cook for 9 to 11 minutes while stirring fairly constantly.
    Note: The oil should drop to roughly 250 F in the first few minutes before stabilizing and increasing back to 315 F. This may be slightly different depending on the size of the pot and the amount of oil you use.
  4. Once golden browned and completely crisp with no bubbling, remove the chips with a slotted spoon and add to a paper towel over a wire rack to absorb excess oil. Seasoning immediately with salt and any seasoning of your choice.
  5. Don't throw away your oil! Let it cool. Place a paper towel in a metal strainer and strain it into a glass or plastic container for next time.

Seasoning suggestion

  1. Dry out the vegetables after cutting and preparing them, sliced quite thin so that they dry out, in the oven at the lowest temperature that it will go to.
  2. Leave for about 6 hours to dry in the oven.
  3. Once dry and brittle, break the vegetables up into little pieces.
  4. Powder them in a mortar and pestle until completely dry and fine.
  5. Pour powder into a separate bowl.
  6. Add a spoonfull of salt and (optional) a small amount of MSG to the mortar and pestle. Grind to the same consistency as the vegetables.
  7. Add the salt-msg mix to the vegetable powder along with about half a tablespoon of sugar
  8. Sprinkle over the chips and mix well.

Enjoy!

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kettlecorn

# Kettle Corn

Recipe can be expanded or contracted to your needs. I personally divide the recipe in half to fit my 2 quart saucepan (recipe calls for a 3 quart). I recommend using Orville Redenbacher's popcorn kernels, as they are specifically formulated to pop consistently. Follow these directions precisely, and I will guarantee you will have no burnt or unpopped kernels.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add oil into your saucepan and 3 popcorn kernels.
  2. Cover with lid and set stove to medium-high heat.
  3. Once all 3 kernels pop, add in the rest of your kernels and shake to coat in oil. Pour sugar directly onto the kernels.
  4. Shake the pot for 3 seconds, rest for 3 seconds, and repeat till the kernels start to pop steadily. Depending on your stove, you may need to lift the pot to shake.
  5. Once kernels start popping, shake pot every 1-2 seconds.
  6. Important. Once you no longer hear pops for about 3 seconds, immediately transfer into a bowl to avoid burning.

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kombucha

# Kombucha

The simple yet comprehensive guide to making tasty kombucha. This is intended to give you an initial overview of the process. I strongly encourage you to experiment with brewing times, teas, flavors, etc. The scoby is extremely tolerant, so the worst that can happen is that your resulting kombucha won't be that great.

# Ingredients

# Directions

Primary brew:

  1. Boil 1-2l of water.
  2. Rinse all the dishes you will be working with boiling water; this is important so the brew doesn't go bad while fermenting.
  3. Steep 3-5 tbsp (or 5-6 bags) of tee in 3-5 cups of water.
  4. Strain the leaves from the tea and add 2 cups of sugar (or honey).
  5. Add other optional teas to your liking; I like to add a good handful of rosella tea; steep and strain this in boiling water separately.
  6. Add 4l of water to the tea concentrate and pour into a wide mouthed jar.
  7. Let the tea sit until it is less than 40°C; add ice cubes if it has to go quick.
  8. Add your scoby to the jar and seal the mouth tightly with a cloth or paper towel and a rubber band. The scoby has to breathe, but you want to prevent insects and dirt from getting into the jar.
  9. Let the jar sit in a warm dark spot for 10-14 days.

Second brew:

  1. Taste the brew after 10-14 days; if it has started to carbonate and the sugar is mostly gone, it is ready. The brewing time will strongly depend on your personal preference, shorten or lengthen as you wish.
  2. Once ready, strain 4/5 of the brew through a sieve into re-sealable glass bottles.
  3. Make another batch of primary brew and refill the big jar; the remaining old brew will act as a starter. Rinse the jar and remove parts of the scoby once in a while.
  4. If you wish you can add juices, fruits, or spices to your brew. These will partially ferment and add a special character to your kombucha. One nice addition is apple and cinnamon mixed in with green tea.
  5. Let the bottles sit in a warm dark spot for another 3-14 days; the carbonation process will continue, so make sure to release pressure from the bottles every other day.
  6. When you are satisfied with the carbonation and the flavor, put the bottles in the fridge. Here you can store them for weeks at a time.
  7. Enjoy your kombucha, rinse, and repeat.

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korv_stroganoff

# Korv Stroganoff

This easy Swedish dish makes for a great weeknight dinner.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the sausage into sticks and dice the onion.
  2. Fry the sausage and onion in oil for about ten minutes. Add the tomato purée and cook for another minute.
  3. Stir in cream, milk, soy sauce and Dijon mustard. Let it simmer for at least five minutes.
  4. Season to taste with plenty of pepper, and possibly salt.
  5. Serve with boiled rice. Optionally top with freshly ground pepper and/or garnish with chopped parsley.

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kropsua

# Kropsua (Finnish Baked Pancake)

Served best with coffee, sausage, bacon, or fresh fruit for breakfast.

I suggest using high quality whole milk, butter, and eggs for this recipe.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Set oven to preheat 400 degrees F.
  2. While oven is heating up, mix dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl: flour, sugar, and salt.
  3. Add milk and eggs to dry ingredients and mix with a hand mixer.
  4. Once the oven has reached 400F, add one stick of butter into a 9x13 inch glass baking pan, then place it in the oven for a few minutes until the butter has completely melted. Avoid burning the butter by leaving it in the oven too long.
  5. Using heavy oven mitts, remove pan from oven and pour batter into hot pan containing melted butter.
  6. Bake for 40 minutes or until the pancake puffs up and is nicely browned.
  7. Remove from oven and sprinkle additional small amount of nutmeg over the top of of your kropsua.
  8. To serve, cut the pancake into squares. Top with maple syrup and serve immediately.

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kumquat_preserves

# Kumquat Preserves

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cut the Kumquats into halves, pick out seeds, cover with cold water and bring to a boil. In the meantime have your syrup boiling–1 pint sugar to 3 pints water.

Drain fruit and put in syrup and simmer slowly for 1 hour. Take out fruit and continue to simmer syrup until it begins to get thick.

Put the fruit into syrup–place preserving kettle in pot of boilingwater and let them, or let the water continue boiling until syrup is thick as you like it. Put 1/4 teaspoon fine salt in first water, as it adds a fine flavor. Grate stem off skin deep.

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kvass

# Kvass

Kvass is a Slavic fermented beverage which is both simple to make and rich in flavour.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Bring 1 L of water in a pot to a boil.
  2. Burn black bread in a toaster or in an oven until it is thoroughly scorched to blackness on the outside.
  3. Once the water has come to boil, remove off heat. Add burned black bread, a handful of raisins, a few slices of lemon, and coffee beans to the pot.
  4. Leave contents of the pot to cool down to room temperature.
  5. Filter out everything from the pot through a strainer, and pour contents into a separate, sterilized container. Add sugar and yeast into the container, and stir until sugar is dissolved. This starts the fermentation process. The amount of sugar in this recipe should yield 1.0%-2.5% alcohol by total volume at the end of the fermentation process.
  6. Add rest of raisins, and non-citrus fruits of your choice. The fruits will positively impact flavour of the final product.
  7. If mixture is not already in a mason jar, pour the mixture into a sterile mason jar, and seal the lid. Place the jar in a warm place (26-30°C; 79-86°F), and let it ferment for a week, or until it stops bubbling.
  8. Remove all raisins and fruits from the jar.
  9. Squeeze lemon juice from lemons into the mixture. You may drink the now-complete kvass right away, or refrigerate it before drinking.

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kwangmyong

# Kwangmyong

Kwangmyong (Q714008 on Wikidata) (meaning bright light) constitutes a mysterious Intranet that North Koreans basically have instead of the Internet. For its high political isolation North Korea doesn't allow its citizens open access to the Internet, they rather create their own internal network the government can fully control and censor to their liking – this is unsurprising, allegedly it is e.g. illegal to own a fax and North Korea also have their own operating system called Red Star OS for similar reasons – to not get infiltrated by foreign technology. Not so much is known about Kwangmyong for a number of reasons: it is only accessible from within North Korea, foreigners are typically not allowed to access it, and, of course, it isn't in English but in Korean, so a typical tourist won't understand a word even if he gets a glimpse of it. Unsurprisingly the content on the network is treated with the highest forms of censorship, filtering, control and a great deal of it is engineered to serve the state propaganda. Here and there a foreigner gets a rare opportunity to peek into the network or even secretly photograph things that enable us to make out a bit of information about Kwangmyong.

North Koreans themselves almost never have their own computers, they typically browse the network in libraries.

There seem to be a few thousand accessible sites. Raw IP addresses (in the private 10.0.0.0/8 range) are sometimes used to access sites (posters in libraries list IPs of some of them) but DNS is also up – here sites use .kp top level domain. Various sites, e.g. of universities, are also accessible on the Internet (e.g. http://www.ryongnamsan.edu.kp/, others like http://www.ipo.aca.kp (patent/invention site) or http://www.ssl.edu.kp (sports site) are not. There seems to be a remote webcam education system in place – it appeared on North Korean news. There exists something akin to a search engine (Naenara), E-Mail, Usenet, even something like Facebook. Apparently there are some video games as well.

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lace_cake

# Lace Cakes

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cream butter, add sugar and eggs. To this add vanilla and baking powder, and when these are thoroughly mixed, stir in the oats. This should make a stiff batter, and more oats may be added if batter is not stiff enough.

Mold into little cakes with a teaspoon and bake in buttered pans two inches apart, for ten minutes.

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lace_cakes

# Lace Cakes

# Ingredients

# Directions

Bake on the underside of a pan in a slow oven. This makes 20 cakes.

# Credits and Notes

«Do not misunderstand me. Woman suffrage is right. It is just. It is expedient. In all moral issues the woman voters make a loyal legion that cannot be betrayed to the forces of evil; and however they are betrayed-as we all are-in campaigns against the Beast, the good that they do in an election is a great gain to a community and a powerful aid to reform. I believe that when the women see the Beast, they will be the first to attack it. I believe that in this our first successful campaign against it, the women saved us.»
- Hon. Ben Lindsay (1869 - 1943; Q4886065 on Wikidata).


lamb_biriyani

# Lamb Biriyani

This recipe makes an Southern Indian (Tamil) style Lamb biriyani that has been adapted to a more western audience (aka a bit less spicy) and can be made with either Lamb or Mutton. Best served with a sauce such as an onion raith.

A plated rendering of the dish, made with Mutton. Makes a really hearty ,meaty and delicious dish. The dishes uses a rice to meat ratio of 2:3. PS: the biriyani tastes better the longer it's allowed to soak in it's flavour after cooking.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Wash the rice till the water turns clear and let the rice soak for at least 30 mins.
  2. Chop the tomatoes down into tiny cubes and the onions into julienne slices. Grind the ginger and garlic into a paste.
  3. For the green chilli slice it midway to maintain it in one piece.
  4. In a big pot, Add 30 ml of neutral oil and toast the spices for 30 sec on medium heat.
  5. Add the onions and saute for around 3 min.
  6. Add the tomatoes, ginger and garlic paste and saute for another 3 min.
  7. Add the mutton/ lamb and 2 cups (500ml) of water. Add one Tbsp of salt.
  8. Turn the heat up to high and add the green chilli, turmeric powder, chilli powder and 2 Tbsp of salt and let the mutton cook for about 40 -50 min.
  9. Ensure that the pot does not run out of water and top up with more if required.
  10. Add about 2 cups of water or to about 800 gm of water in the pot while accounting for water left in the pot (1:2 ratio of rice to water).
  11. Once boiling again, Add the rice, Garam Masala and Lemon juice / Vinegar to the pot.
  12. Once 80% of the standing water has evaporated, Turn to the heat down to as low as possible and check the salt and spice levels and add more as required.
  13. Now with a lid on, let the pot simmer for another 10 mins.
  14. Serve with onion raitha and boiled Eggs and Garnish with coriander or mint sprigs. Enjoy!

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lancaster_county_pie

# Lancaster County Pie

# Ingredients

# Directions

Make a pie crust and line 4 pie pans. Put soda in the molasses and heat thoroughly, then add the boiling water. Divide in the four pans. Mix flour, sugar and butter together for the crumbs and put on top of the syrup.

Bake in moderate oven.

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lasagna

# Lasagna

A nice recipe for amazing fully home-made lasagna.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prepare the bolognese or jared pasta sauce.
  2. When the sauce is almost done cooking prepare your béchamel or ricotta filling.
  3. If you want you can add 3-4 handfuls of grated emental cheese to the béchamel.
  4. If necessary, boil the lasagna noodles following the instructions on the packaging, start preheating your oven to 175°C/350°F.
  5. Spread a thin layer of pasta sauce on the bottom of a large, deep baking tray.
  6. Cover with lasagna sheets and spread a layer of béchamel sauce or ricotta, cover with lasagna sheets and spread a layer of pasta sauce if you want you can finely grate a little bit of parmesan on each layer of bolognese.
  7. Rinse and repeat the previous step until the tray is nearly full or you are running low on béchamel sauce/ricotta filling, take care that the last layer should be bechamel or ricotta.
  8. Grate some parmesan on top of your final layer and cover with Dry mozzarella cheese, wrap the top in aluminum foil.
  9. Place the tray in the centre of your pre-heated oven and let it cook for 30-35 minutes, after that remove the foil to let the top brown.
  10. Once it is done cooking take it out of the oven and cover again with aluminum foil, let it rest for 10 minutes before serving.

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lavacake

# Lavacake

Easily made chocolate dessert with fluid chocolate content. The only requirement is a baking tin with cupcake pits.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cover the baking tin with some butter.
  2. Heat the oven for 200°C.
  3. Mix all of the ingredients.
  4. Fill dough in the baking tins pits.
  5. Bake for 7 min. in the oven at 200°C.
  6. Serve hot with berries and vanilla ice-creame.

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lebanese_lentil_soup

# Lebanese Lentil Soup

Lebanese-Style Lentil Soup with Swiss Chard and Lemon

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a large pot, add lentils and water and place on medium heat to boil.
  2. In a pan, sauté onions until pink, about 5 minutes. Add chopped Swiss chard and sauté together until chard is wilted, 2-3 minutes.
  3. After lentils have cooked about 8 minutes, add onion chard mixture, along with diced potatoes and zucchini to the boiling water.
  4. Add salt and pepper to taste.
  5. Reduce heat to medium-low, cover the pot, and cook until the potatoes and lentils are completely cooked, about 12 minutes.
  6. Add the chopped cilantro. Stir and cook for about 5 minutes.
  7. Add lemon juice and cumin before serving.

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lemon_and_oregano_chicken_traybake

# Lemon and oregano chicken traybake

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat oven to 220C/200C with fan/gas 7. While oven is heating up cut the new potatoes into 0.5cm - 1cm slices and tip them into a roasting tray. Drizzle 1tbsp of olive oil on the sliced potatoes, season well and toss to ensure a good coating. Then put the roasting tray into the oven for 20 minutes, or however long until the potatoes start to crisp.
  2. In a separate, temporary, tray place the chicken thighs and season them. Cut up the shallots into 1/8 parts, then the lemons into 1/4 wedges. Once this is done, take out the roasting tray and transfer the chicken, challots, lemon wedges and bacon lardons into it, with a final drizzle of 1tbsp of olive oil over the tray's items. Cook for another 20 minutes.
  3. Prepare the chicken stock and wine to take out the roasting tray for the last time before serving. Pour 200ml of chicken stock and 100ml of white wine over the tray's contents and return it to the oven for a final 20 minutes of cooking.

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lemon_butter

# Lemon Butter

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix all together with Dove egg beater and cook until it boils. Watch that it does not burn.

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lemon_cream

# Lemon Cream

Cream together the yolks of five (5) eggs and four (4) tablespoons of sugar. Add the grated rind of one (1) lemon and the juice of one and one-half (1 1/2) lemons. Dissolve 1 teaspoon of gelatine in a very little water, while hot stir into the pudding. Let stand till it thickens, then add the beaten whites of the eggs. Serve in individual sherbet cups.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Mrs. Raymond Robins of Chicago, Illinois.


lemon_hard_sauce

# Lemon Hard Sauce

Cream two tablespoons of butter until soft, add one tablespoon of lemon juice and a little nutmeg, then beat in enough sifted confectioner's sugar to make a light, fluffy mass. Let it harden a little before serving.

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lemon_juice_salad_dressing

# Lemon juice salad dressing

A dressing that goes well on lettuce or any other mixed greens.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine lemon juice and oil in small bowl.
  2. Add salt and pepper to taste.
  3. Add the garlic, pressed or finely minced.
  4. Mix well before adding to salad.

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lemon_pudding

# Lemon Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Grate the yellow part of the rind of a small lemon. Then cut the lemon in half, and squeeze the juice into the plate that contains the grated rind, carefully taking out all the seeds. Mix the juice and rind together.
  2. Put a quarter of a pound of powdered white sugar into a deep earthen pan, and cut up in it a quarter of a pound of the best fresh butter. If the weather is very cold, set the pan near the fire, for a few minutes, to soften the butter, but do not allow it to melt or it will be heavy. Stir the butter and sugar together, with a stick or wooden spoon, till it is perfectly light and of the consistence of cream.
  3. Put the eggs in a shallow broad pan, and beat them with an egg-beater or rods, till they are quite smooth, and as thick as a boiled custard. Then stir the eggs, gradually, into the pan of butter and sugar. Add the liquor and rose water by degrees, and then stir in, gradually, the juice and grated rind of the lemon. Stir the whole very hard, after all the ingredients are in.
  4. Have ready a puff-paste made of five ounces of sifted flour, and a quarter of a pound of fresh butter. The paste must be made with as little water as possible. Roll it out in a circular sheet, thin in the centre, and thicker towards the edges, and just large enough to cover the bottom, sides, and edges of a soup-plate. Butter the soup-plate very well, and lay the paste in it, making it neat and even round the broad edge of the plate. With a sharp knife, trim off the superfluous dough, and notch the edges. Put in the mixture with a spoon, and bake the pudding about half an hour, in a moderate oven. It should be baked of a very light brown. If the oven is too hot, the paste will not have time to rise well. If too cold, it will be clammy. When the pudding is cool, grate loaf-sugar over it.

Before using lemons for any purpose, always roll them awhile with your hand on a table. This will cause them to yield a larger quantity of juice.

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lemon_sherbet

# Lemon Sherbet

# Ingredients

# Directions

Dissolve sugar in milk, place in freezer. Add lemon juice after freezer has been packed. Add juice rapidly and with violent stirring, then immediately place in dasher and turn the crank until frozen.

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lentejas

# Sopa de Lentejas

Traditional-spanish dish. Typical Spanish!

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat olive oil in a large pot over medium heat.
  2. Add the onion, carrot, and bell pepper; cook and stir until vegetables begin to soften, about 5 minutes.
  3. Stir in the garlic, tomatoes, chorizo and bay leaf; cook about 4 minutes.
  4. Add lentils and water (water should be about an inch deeper than the level of the lentils).
  5. Bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to low; simmer, uncovered, until lentils are just cooked, 15 to 20 minutes.

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lenten_chili

# Lenten Chili

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop the large onion and mince the garlic cloves.
  2. On medium-low heat in a large tall pot add 2-3 tbsp olive oil.
  3. Add the chopped onions into the pot with oil and constantly stir for 5-10 minutes until they begin to brown.
  4. Just before onions are done add the minced garlic to the pot and let cook for 1-2 minutes.
  5. Add the tomato sauce, diced tomatoes, sweet corn, beans, and rice.
  6. Turn up the heat to medium.
  7. Add each of the spices, taste the chili, and adjust flavoring accordingly.
  8. Let cook for 20-30 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Let cool for a few minutes and then serve in bowls.

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lenten_lentil_curry

# Lenten Lentil Curry

Simple green lentil recipe. Suitable for Lent.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Thoroughly rinse the lentils and drain the water.
  2. Put the lentils in the pot, and add 1 L (0.26 gal) of water.
  3. Bring to a boil, and gently boil for about 15-20 minutes.
  4. Drain the water.
  5. Add the other ingredients to the pot.
  6. Add 1½-2 tsp of salt and a little bit of ground black pepper.
  7. Add 0.5 L (0.13 gal) of boiling water.
  8. Simmer for about 10 minutes.

Have a blessed Lent.

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license_cc_0

# Redirect

Did you mean Creative Commons: CC0 1.0 Universal?


limoncello

# Limoncello

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Pour the alcohol into a 1 liter mason jar
  2. Peel the lemons avoiding the white pith (it will make your limoncello bitter) and submerse them in the alcohol
  3. Cover the jar and let the lemons infuse the alcohol for 20 days
  4. After the infusion is completed, create a simple syrup by boiling the water and dissolving the sugar in the water
  5. Allow the water to cool completely, then strain the alcohol into the sugar water and stir
  6. Bottle or put it back into the mason jar
  7. Feel free to scale the recipe up or down, and adjust the sugar to the sweetness you like, but the ABV should remain somewhere around 28-30%

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limoncini

# Limoncini

«Limoncini» literally means «little lemons» but is a sweet, whereas «arancini» means «little oranges» but is a main dish (typical of southern Italy). Please, don't confuse these dishes: they are very different and you may find yourself on the wrong side of a feud.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the butter and let it soften.
  2. Dissolve the yeast in warm milk and softened butter.
  3. Add sugar and stir.
  4. Add the other dough ingredients and knead for a few minutes until you have a soft dough.
  5. Cover the dough and let it rise for about an hour.
  6. Meanwhile, grate the skin of the lemons.
  7. Add sugar and mix.
  8. Store the stuffing in a dry place.
  9. Roll out the dough to 1 or 2 a rectangles about 3 mm thick.
  10. Spread the stuffing on all the surface of the dough.
  11. Roll up the rectangle(s) tightly.
  12. Cut the rolls in slices about 1 cm thick.
  13. Lay them on baking paper in an oven tray.
  14. Let them rise again for another hour.
  15. Preheat the oven to 180 °C.
  16. Cook for about 20 minutes. Pay attention not to overcook: check after about 10 minutes.

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lisieux_france

# Lisieux

Lisieux, a town of north-western France, capital of an arrondissement in the department of Calvados, 30 m. E. of Caen by rail. Pop. (1906) 15,194. Lisieux is prettily situated in the valley of the Touques at its confluence with the Orbiquet. Towers of the 16th century, relics of the old fortifications, remain, and some of the streets, bordered throughout by houses of the 14th, 15th and 16th centuries, retain their medieval aspect. The church of St Peter, formerly a cathedral, is reputed to be the first Gothic church built in Normandy. Begun in the latter half of the 12th century it was completed in the 13th and 16th centuries. There is a lantern-tower over the crossing and two towers surmount the west façade, one only of which has a spire, added towards the end of the 16th century. In the interior there is a Lady-Chapel, restored in the 15th century by Bishop Pierre Cauchon, one of the judges of Joan of Arc. The church of St Jacques (late 15th century) contains beautiful glass of the Renaissance, some remarkable stalls and old frescoes, and a curious picture on wood, restored in 1681. The church of St Désir (18th century) once belonged to a Benedictine abbey. The old episcopal palace near the cathedral is now used as a court-house, museum, library and prison, and contains a beautiful hall called the salle dorée. Lisieux is the seat of a sub-prefect, and has tribunals of first instance and of commerce, a chamber of arts and manufactures, a board of trade arbitrators and a communal college. Its manufactures of woollens are important, and bleaching, wool and flax-spinning, tanning, brewing, timber-sawing, metal-founding, and the manufacture of machinery, hosiery and boots and shoes are carried on; there is trade in grain, cattle and cheese.

In the time of Caesar, Lisieux, under the name of Noviomagus, was the capital of the Lexovii. Though destroyed by the barbarians, by the 6th century it had become one of the most important towns of Neustria. Its bishopric, suppressed in 1802, dates from that period. In 877 it was pillaged by the Normans; and in 911 was included in the duchy of Normandy by the treaty of St Clair-sur-Epte. Civil authority was exercised by the bishop as count of the town. In 1136 Geoffrey Plantagenet laid siege to Lisieux, which had taken the side of Stephen of Blois. The town was not reduced till 1141, by which time both it and the neighbourhood had been brought to the direst extremities of famine. In 1152 the marriage of Henry II. of England to Eleanor of Guienne, which added so largely to his dominions, was celebrated in the cathedral. Thomas à Becket took refuge here, and some vestments used by him are shown in the hospital chapel. Taken by Philip Augustus and reunited to France in 1203, the town was a frequent subject of dispute between the contending parties during the Hundred Years' War, the religious wars, and those of the League.

# Credits and Notes


lithuanian_cold_borscht

# Lithuanian Cold Borscht

Lithuanian Cold Borscht (Lithuanian - «Šaltibarščiai», Polish - «Chłodnik litewski», Latvian - «Aukstā zupa») is a refreshing summer dish, variations of which are popular in Lithuania and neighboring regions. This recipe is most popular in the Kaliningrad region of Russia; in other regions (Lithuania, Poland, Latvia, Ukraine, Belarus) the ingredients may differ.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Wash 2-3 beets and cook in 2-3 litres of water (do not drain), peel. Grate on a medium or coarse grater. Squeeze a little lemon juice into the liquid in which the beets have been cooked, mix, then add salt, sugar and pepper to taste. Cool in the fridge. Instead of boiled beets, you can grate pickled beets.
  2. Thinly slice the fresh cucumber and mix with chopped dill and parsley. You can also add chopped radishes if you like.
  3. Bake or boil the potatoes without peeling.
  4. Boil an egg for each portion of soup.
  5. Place a few large spoonfuls of cooled grated beetroot and vegetable mixture in a bowl. Pour in the cold kefir. Add the cooled beetroot decoction (50-150 ml). If the kefir is too thick, add a little more liquid (the ratio of kefir to beetroot liquid varies from region to region and is adjusted to taste).
  6. Serve with potatoes and with a halved egg and spoonful of thick sour cream on top; sprinkle with chives. If you like, you can make it without the egg (as in the photo).

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liver_a_la_creole

# Liver a la Creole

Take a fine calf liver. Skin well and cut in thick slices. Season with salt and pepper. Fry in deep fat and drain.

Chop fine two tablespoons parsley. Melt two tablespoons butter, toss in parsley and pour at once over liver and serve.

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liver_dumplings_leber_kloese

# Liver Dumplings (Leber Kloese)

# Ingredients

# Directions

Soak liver in cold water for one hour, then skin and scrape it and run it through meat chopper twice; the second time adding the suet. Brown finely cut onion in two tablespoons of lard; add salt, pepper and sweet marjorie to taste.

Soak 1/4 loaf bread in cold water, squeeze out the water and mix the bread with the liver, then add three well beaten eggs and enough flour to stiffen. Drop one dumpling with a spoon into one gallon of water (slightly salted), should it cook away, then add more flour before cooking the remainder of the mixture.

Boil thirty minutes, and longer if necessary. When properly cooked the middle of the dumpling will be white.

Before serving, brown bread crumbs in butter and sprinkle over the dumplings.

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liverpate

# Liver Pate

Good start for trying to eat more organs. It even tastes very nice. The last step before eating it raw someday.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut liver into cubes.
  2. Put into a pot and cover with cold water, add 1tsp salt. Bring to a boil and boil for 10-15 minutes.
  3. Grate carrots and dice onions. Stew in a frying pan with a little bit of water until soft.
  4. In a food processor blend all ingredients together.

# Notes

With beef liver, remove its membrane, that is on top, with your fingers. Cut it in small pieces even cubes or slices and remove the vessels that are inside it. They are not very tasty and are impossible to chew.

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loaded_mexican_rice

# Loaded Mexican Rice

A tex-mex style mexican rice with beans and meat. Adding the beans and meat take it from a side dish to good good burrito filling. :x

# Ingredients

5 serving

# Directions

  1. Cook rice per manufactures instructions.
  2. Pore enough neutral oil in a large pan to cover the bottom entirely, and turn on to medium heat.
  3. Once pan is hot add rice, brake up the rice to ensue there are no clumps.
  4. Add tomato paste and chilies to the pan, mix until rice is coated add water if needed.
  5. Strain and add the beans, corn, and peas; if you are adding meat and or onion do so now.
  6. Mix well, ensue peas and corn thaw.
  7. Serve hot as either a burrito or bowl with your choice of fillings/toppings.

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lobster_bisque

# Lobster bisque

Creamy french lobster soup perfect for the holidays, you can optionally replace the lobster with any other shellfish.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Finely dice the onions, carrots, shallots and garlic and set aside for later.
  2. Blanche the lobster in boiling water for 2 minutes, remove from the water and let it leak.
  3. Cut it down the middle and remove the meat from the shell, set the meat aside for later.
  4. Place a stockpot on medium high heat and heat up enough oil to cover the bottom of the pan, add the lobster shells and cook them until they are bright red.
  5. Remove the oil from the pan and discard it, add your butter to the shells.
  6. Add all diced vegetables and let it sauté for 2 minutes, add a dash of cognac and flambé, lower the heat to medium low.
  7. Roughly dice the tomatoes and add them together with the tomato puree, once again let it sauté for 2 minutes.
  8. Add the flour and give it all a stir, let it dry up in the pan.
  9. Deglaze the pan with the white wine and once the wine has dried up a bit add the fish stock.
  10. Tie up your herbs using kitchen twine and add them to your pot.
  11. Let it simmer on low heat for 30 minutes, while the soup is boiling take the lobster meat and dice it into bite-sized pieces.
  12. After the soup is done boiling run it through a fine sieve.
  13. Bring the strained soup back to a light boil and add the diced lobster pieces.
  14. Let the soup boil for 4 more minutes to heat up the lobster and serve, add pepper and salt to taste.
  15. Finish off in the plate with a bit of heavy cream.

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long_cooked_chuck_steak

# Long-cooked Chuck Steak With Vegetables

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add a little of the olive oil to the long cooker, put in the meat, and set it to high.
  2. Chop the onion and add it.
  3. Cut the cauliflower to sizes you prefer and add.
  4. Chop or slice 1/3 of the fennel and add.
  5. Crush the tomatoes and add (or add the canned chopped tomatoes).
  6. Add the rest of the olive oil and let it be for at least 6 hours.
  7. Serve with the rest of the fennel (chop or sliced).

# Credits and Notes


louis_wain

# Louis Wain

# Who was Louis Wain?

Born on 1860-04-05 in Clerkenwell, London, Louis William Wain (Q714709 on Wikidata) was the eldest of six children (and the only boy) to textile trader William Matthew Wain and Julie Felicie Boiteux. He was also the only one to marry, wedding Emily Richardson in 1884.

Despite both of the Wain and Richardson family disapproving of their relationship (Emily was from a lower class and ten years older than Louis) and not attending their wedding, the couple had a strong but short marriage that was cut short after Emily fell ill from breast cancer. During this time, one of her comforts was Peter, a black-and-white kitten of theirs, another enjoyment of her's was Louis' drawings of this cat, encoraging him to publish his drawings.

Emily herself would die of her cancer in 1887, despite of this, it did not hinder his passion for drawing.

Early in his career, Wain drew landscapes and houses, but he soon turned to his true passion: the animal kingdom. While he illustrated birds, dogs, livestock, and more, nothing captured the public imagination like his cats. When one thinks of Louis Wain's work, the image of a friendly feline comes to mind - and for good reason.

His drawings are vibrant, humorous, and brimming with personality, often depicting anthropomorphic cats in everyday human situations: driving cars, standing in courtrooms, celebrating Christmas, playing sports, and so much more, all while somehow making it look so normal: ‘'Of course a cat can play tennis and wear a dress!''

The bold use of colour and expressive (sometimes almost abstract) forms lend his work a proto-psychedelic quality that continues to mesmerise viewers today.

# Legacy

Since his passing in 1939, Wain's influence endures in pop culture: his art featured on the cover of Oingo Boingo's self-titled debut EP, inspired the 2021 biopic The Electrical Life of Louis Wain (Q67171095) starring Benedict Cumberbatch, and keeps gaining appreciation through bots like @LouisWainBot on Twitter.

Prehaps the most comprhensive archive of his work is located at Catland - Louis Wain Resource and Archive where all known artworks of his can be found.

# Credits and Notes


lrs_wiki

# The Less Retarded Software Wiki

The Less Retarded Software Wiki (as located on Git and a save on the Internet Archive) is the name of an online encyclopedia that covers a wide range of topics that has over 600 pages, some short and snappy, others impressive in their size and almost overwhelming. What's impressive is that this wiki was written by one person, that being Drummyfish, the online handle of Miloslav Číž, a Czech self-proclaimed anarchocapitalist who has a bachelor's degree for Information Technology as well as a master's degree in computer graphics and multimedia. Drummy has been actively updating the LRS Wiki since its birth in 2021.

The wiki, also called the LRS wiki, Less Retarded Wiki, LRW is unique in that all of the contents are fully Creative Commons: CC0 1.0 Universal - all work was made by Drummy and he opted to not even allow himself to use other people's text, even if it would fall under fair use/uses the same license.

This is different from, say, Wikipedia, which, while it is under a Creative Commons license, allows for fair use (such as images, videos, and detailed plot summaries) to be used on its site. Drummyfish seems very against this practice, although his not using fair use can kind of make reading some pages seem half-finished.

Desptie this, for the LRS Wiki, it more seems like Drumymfish himself is trying to tell you a story or something that he knows, vs say on Wikipedia where whoever wrote this that or the other part of an article you're on doesn't matter. This is helped by Drummyfish's fondness to interject in his own pages by adding his own comments, e.g. on his Internet page where he adds his own comment:

{ For readers in the future: I witnessed this «revolution» first hand, I remember the world before Internet was common and can confirm it brought along the worst horrors I could imagine. ~drummyfish }

It's a unique touch, something you would never see on most other wikis. If this decision to suddenly give the writers an option is a good bad thing, that's up to you, although it can be a nice addition to the page.

Another unique part of the wiki is the lack of images; there are no embedded photos here, but a lot of the time Drummyfish opts to use ASCII art

A lot of what is written in the LRS Wiki seems to contradict the «Love everyone, help selflessly» motto that is cited on the landing page for the wiki. There are pages for people such as Devine Lu Linvega, whom Drummy deadnames, misgenders, and calls a retard and a fascist; this page more seems to come from a place of genuine hatred than the «love everyone» motto - if Drummy loves everyone, why would he deliberately go out of his way to dismiss and make fun of a person? Surely that would make the subject upset if they read the page?

It more seems like this motto is a slipping facade increasingly by the minute; it's clear that Drummy is either lying or is not aware of him being a hypocrite.

The politics of Drummyfish seem to be confused – he flat-out claims he's left-wing, and an anarchist, in fact, but then he doesn't act like a leftie at all, more like someone whose objective is to be edgy for the sake of edge. He has a strange obsession with the word nigger, something he sees as a test of free speech and how he has updating stats on how many times that word appears on the wiki.

It's all very strange left-wing behavior, especially when he has yet another tired rant about Newspeak or how women are dumb. It feels like we keep on going around in circles.

Despite this, Drummy himself seems to have collected a few followers of sorts, people who pick up on his philosophy of thinking. This is mostly seen with other wikis that use the same Markdown to HTML script as the LRS Wiki. These wikis have the same language and feelings as what Drummyfish writes, but seemingly don't have the same oomph as what inspired them and just seem to be an outlet for a pissed-off youth to vent their feelings.

# Credits and Notes


lsd_dream_emulator

# LSD: Dream Emulator

LSD: Dream Emulator (Q845417 on Wikidata) is the name of the cult classic 1998 PS1 art game by OutSide Directors Company.

Calling LSD: Dream Emulator a game is a of a misnomer as it's not much of a game; there's really no way to win, you can't die, there's nothing to battle, and to top it all off, there isn't exactly a protagonist. Instead, LSD (that actually stands for a number of things like Link Speed Dream, Lovely Sweet Dream, Lustful Secret Desire and not LSD the drug) is based off the dream journal of Hiroko Nishikawa (西川公子; a game designer at Asmik Ace Entertainment) and let's you explore surreal dream worlds generated from her entries.

It's a bit of a hard concept to fully explain, but if you wanted to boil it all down into two words «interactive art» would probably be the best match for it.

Despite the unique premise, LSD: Dream Emulator didn't sell well, being a commercial failure, no thanks to it only being available in its native Japan and it being overshadowed by other games, like Spyro the Dragon, like Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil 2 that were guaranteed to sell, versus a strange, and certainly confusing, game like LSD. Despite this, a cult following of devoted fans exist, trying to work out the mechanics, possible story, and deep lore behind this interactive adventure.

Since 2011, a fan made remake of the game, LSD: Revamp, has been in active development, and is probably the easiest way of actually picking up and playing the game without the hassle of finding a ROM and emulating it.

# Credits and Notes


mac

# Mac

The Mac, short for Macintosh (Q75687 on Wikidata), is a brand of computer that has been continuously released by Apple. Although not as popular as Microsoft's Windows line of operating systems, Mac is certainly no underdog.

# Sleep behaviour

Last updated February 2021

Sometimes you need your Mac to stay awake to complete a long task like compiling or transferring data.

Screen off, still running

Keyboard shortcut to lock your Mac, turn off the screen, and continue running:

⌘ + control + q

Screen on, still running

This command won't let your Mac sleep until you control + c the terminal. Open a terminal and type:

caffeinate -disu

# Keeping track of launch agents

Last updated February 2021

Launch agents/daemons are scripts that tell the system to run executables at user login. These are mostly background daemons such as software updaters and are mostly harmless. They are placed in the following locations:

Despite all the protections in modern macOS, apps can still freely place launch agents as they desire without any prompt from the user. My biggest frustration comes from Adobe, which insists on launching a background Creative Cloud updater that spawns half a dozen other processes.

Clean-up Script

I have written a script called agentlookout that when ran cleans up your launch agents/daemons and removes ones not whitelisted. It's a very simple script that I recommend running once in a while and especially after launching Chrome and any Adobe products. I wouldn't recommend automating this process so that you can catch any launch agents; you don't mind sticking around as you accumulate more apps on your Mac.

When ran it looks like this:

Will delete unrecognized launch agents: - /Users/harry/Library/LaunchAgents/com.adobe.GC.Invoker-1.0.plist - /Users/harry/Library/LaunchAgents/com.google.keystone.agent.plist - /Users/harry/Library/LaunchAgents/com.google.keystone.xpcservice.plist Delete? [y/n]

Code

#!/bin/bash # Launch agents that won't be deleted ALLOWED_LAUNCH_AGENTS=("com.dropbox.DropboxMacUpdate.agent.plist" "com.tapbots.Pastebot.PasteService.plist") delete=() shopt -s nullglob launch_agent_check() { for f in $1; do filename=$(basename "$f") if [[ ! " ${ALLOWED_LAUNCH_AGENTS[@]} " =~ " ${filename} " ]]; then delete+=("$f") fi done } launch_agent_check "/Library/LaunchAgents/*.plist" launch_agent_check "/Library/LaunchDaemons/*.plist" launch_agent_check "$HOME/Library/LaunchAgents/*.plist" if [ "${#delete[@]}" -eq 0 ]; then echo "No launch agents found, exiting..." exit 0 fi echo "Will delete unrecognized launch agents:" for f in ${delete[@]}; do echo " - $f" done delete_agents() { sudo rm "${delete[@]}" } while true; do read -p "Delete? [y/n] " yn case $yn in [Yy]* ) delete_agents; break;; [Nn]* ) exit;; * ) echo "Please answer yes/no";; esac done

# Delete .DS_Store

Last updated February 2021

.DS_Store is a file on Mac that Finder places within directories in order to store directory-specific preferences. It serves a purpose and is mostly harmless, but sometimes you need to delete all of them within a directory. This is a quick one liner to do that:

find . -name «.DS_Store» -type f -delete

For a more permanent and reliable solution, try excluding .DS_Store with the tool you are using to archive or transfer files.

# Reset Launchpad layout

Last updated February 2021

Launchpad gets messy; this command resets the layout. You may need to open Launchpad two times before all icons display again. Enter in a terminal:

defaults write com.apple.dock ResetLaunchPad -bool true && killall Dock

# Running macOS as a VM guest with VirtualBox

Last updated February 2021

This has been tested on OS X Snow Leopard.

  1. Confirm that EFI is enabled in the VM settings; if you select the default OS X template within VirtualBox, then this will already be configured.

  2. Enter the following commands in your terminal:

    VBoxManage modifyvm «Mac» –cpuidset 00000001 000106e5 00100800 0098e3fd bfebfbff VBoxManage modifyvm «Mac» –cpu-profile «Intel Core i7-6700K» VBoxManage setextradata «Mac» «VBoxInternal/Devices/efi/0/Config/DmiSystemProduct» «iMac11,3» VBoxManage setextradata «Mac» «VBoxInternal/Devices/efi/0/Config/DmiSystemVersion» «1.0» VBoxManage setextradata «Mac» «VBoxInternal/Devices/efi/0/Config/DmiBoardProduct» «Iloveapple» VBoxManage setextradata «Mac» «VBoxInternal/Devices/smc/0/Config/DeviceKey» «ourhardworkbythesewordsguardedpleasedontsteal(c)AppleComputerInc» VBoxManage setextradata «Mac» «VBoxInternal/Devices/smc/0/Config/GetKeyFromRealSMC» 1

  3. Boot the VM and you should be loaded into the EFI shell.

  4. Type exit in the shell.

  5. Choose Boot Maintenance Manager, then Boot From File.

  6. Select the entry listing HFS+, then navigate through the file hierarchy like so: System/Library/CoreServices/boot.efi.

  7. Once you've found boot.efi, press return to boot the installer.

# Problems

# Sources

# Server: Starting and stopping launch daemons

Last updated February 2021

Launch daemons are script files that are managed by the system that have versatile options for running them; the system tracks «loaded» daemons as to avoid running duplicates. They are located at /Library/LaunchDaemons/.

Starting (run as root)

launchctl load /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.example.daemon.plist

Stopping (run as root)

launchctl unload /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.example.daemon.plist

# Server: Writing launch daemons

Last updated February 2021

General information such as what launch daemons are and how to manage them can be found at Mac Launch Daemons.

# Example Skeleton

/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.webserver.daemon.plist

<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC -//Apple Computer//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd > Label com.webserver.daemon ProgramArguments /Users/_webserver/website/webserver –port 3000 EnvironmentVariables PATH /usr/local/bin:/usr/bin:/bin:/usr/sbin:/sbin RunAtLoad WorkingDirectory /Users/_webserver/website UserName _webserver StandardOutPath /var/log/webserver/stdout.log StandardErrorPath /var/log/webserver/stderr.log

# Explainer

# Logging

StandardOutPath and StandardErrorPath are both optional. NOTE: It is necessary to create the subdirectory under /var/log, e.g. mkdir -p /var/log/webserver.

# Server: Creating daemon users

Last updated February 2021

Daemon users are usually used alongside launch daemons. Find out what they are and how to create them.

In this example a daemon user named _webserver is created. Make sure you replace this with your own new daemon username.

  1. Decide on a name for your user and prefix it with an underscore; this will also be the name for a new group the user will be a member of. For example, _webserver.

  2. In a terminal, enter interactive user mode:

    $ sudo dscl Entering interactive mode... (type «help» for commands)

  3. Move to the base folder:

    > cd /Local/Default/

  4. List all groups and find an unused GID, preferably less than 500:

    /Local/Default > ls Groups gid

  5. Create a group and assign the GID found in the previous step. In this example, the GID found is 300, but it may differ for you:

    /Local/Default > create Groups/_webserver /Local/Default > create Groups/_webserver PrimaryGroupID 300

  6. List all users and find an unused UID, preferably less than 500; this can be different from your GID:

    /Local/Default > ls Users uid

  7. Create a user and assign the UID found in the previous step. In this example, the UID found is 300, but it may differ for you:

    /Local/Default > create Users/_webserver UserShell /bin/bash /Local/Default > create Users/_webserver UniqueID 300

  8. Set the user's group ID to the GID previously found and assigned to the group; alongside this, also set the user's home directory:

    /Local/Default > create Users/_webserver PrimaryGroupID 300 /Local/Default > create Users/_webserver NFSHomeDirectory /Users/_webserver

  9. Add the user to the previously created group:

    /Local/Default > append Groups/_webserver GroupMembership _webserver

  10. Exit out of interactive user mode:

/Local/Default > exit
Goodbye
  1. Run these two commands to remove the user from the user-facing login screen:
sudo dscl . delete /Users/\_webserver AuthenticationAuthority
sudo dscl . create /Users/\_webserver Password "\*"
  1. Create the user's home directory and set the correct permissions:
sudo mkdir /Users/\_webserver
sudo chown \_webserver:\_webserver /Users/\_webserver
  1. This user is now created and can be used within launch daemons.

Instructions distilled from a similar document in the Minecraft Wiki

# Server: Nginx configuration file location

Last updated February 2021

With a standard Homebrew install, it is located at:

/usr/local/etc/nginx/nginx.conf

It has permissions of -rw-r--r-- USER:admin.

# Credits and Notes


macaroni_a_la_italienne

# Macaroni a la Italienne

# Ingredients

# Directions

Put butter in a pan and allow it to melt, add onions and cook until light brown, not dark. Now add meat and cook slowly, now add sugar, and seasoning and tomatoes, and as it cooks down add 1 cup of water. Allow it to cook three hours or longer, adding more water as it needs it. It will turn dark, almost a mahogany, as it nears the finishing point. When almost done put macaroni on in plenty of boiling salt water and cook almost twenty minutes. Do not allow it to cook entirely. When done drain off water. Now take baking dish, and put a layer of macaroni on bottom, now a layer of parmesan cheese, now a layer of the tomato and meat sauce, now a layer of cheese and repeat with macaroni, cheese, sauce, etc., until the top is reached. Put on a generous layer of sauce and cheese and allow it to bake about a half hour in a medium oven, being careful that it is not too hot.

Regarding how much water to add must be determined by cook. Some times it boils more rapidly. The sauce must not be too thin.

To serve with Macaroni Italienne the following is very fine.

Have the butcher cut a 2 pound round steak as thin as possible and prepare the following way:

Grate the bread, cut anchovies and parsley fine. Mix all with seasoning and cheese and spread on steak. Now place the eggs which have been boiled hard, peel, and allow to remain whole on top of bread crumbs, etc. Place at equal distance from each other, and roll up and bind with skewers or cord. Put this into the pot with the tomato and meat sauce and allow it to cook until the sauce is done, at which time the meat roll will also be ready to serve. Place the roll on a dish and cut in slices.

This, with a light salad, is sufficient for a dinner.

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# Main Page 🪻

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mapo_tofu

# Mapo Tofu (麻婆豆腐)

# Ingredients

# Marinated Pork

# Braise

# Directions

  1. Marinade the pork in shaoxing cooking wine, a splash of cooking oil, the soy sauce,
  2. Add cooking oil to a wok and sear the ground pork until browned, chopping it up as it cooks
  3. Add the doubanjiang and let it simmer for about a minute
  4. Add the minced aromatics (ginger, garlic) scallion whites, and dou-chi and cook until fragrant
  5. Add the stock and a splash of soy sauce, turn up the gas and bring to a boil
  6. Add the tofu, lower the gas, and braise for around 15 mins
  7. You'll know it's done when the tofu shows their trademark «pockmarks» and the seasoning sticks to them
  8. Mix in the crushed Sichuan peppercorns and green parts of the scallions right before serving
  9. Serve over steamed rice

# Credits and Notes


maque_choux

# Maque Choux

An old cajun recipe for stewed corn & tomatoes. Enjoyable at any time of year, but I love to make it on hot summer afternoons as a side to a sausage dish. Pairs well with brown ales.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Clean the corn and cut lengthwise about a thumbnail (1/4 in) from the top and scrape down using the soft end of a knife (to keep the juices).
  2. Mix all ingredients in a bowl excluding the grease. Salt & pepper to taste.
  3. Pour mixture into a pot with hot grease in it at low heat.
  4. Cover pot and cook for 45 minutes, and stir as you get up for more beers.
  5. Serve. (Serves 4-6)

# Credits and Notes


marinated_pork_steaks

# Marinated pork steaks

A tasty simple marinade that fits well with pork.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix olive oil, soy sauce, honey and lime juice until you have an even marinade. Add pepper and crushed garlic.
  2. Add the pork steaks to the marinade and leave in room temperature for 30 minutes or a bit longer.
  3. Preheat your grill/frying pan. Add marinated steaks, grill for 2 minutes, flip, repeat until you've grilled them for 10 minutes total. Towards the last minutes pour the remaining marinade over the steaks.
  4. Let the steaks rest for 10 minutes before serving.

And just like that you got yourself some tasty pork steaks.

# Credits and Notes


mars

# Mars ♂️

Mars - the fourth planet from the Sun - is a dusty, cold, desert world with a very thin atmosphere. This dynamic planet has seasons, polar ice caps, extinct volcanoes, canyons, and weather.

# Introduction

Mars (Q111 on Wikidata) is one of the most explored bodies in our solar system, and it's the only planet where we've sent rovers to roam the alien landscape. NASA missions have found lots of evidence that Mars was much wetter and warmer, with a thicker atmosphere, billions of years ago.

# Namesake

Mars was named by the ancient Romans for their god of war because its reddish color was reminiscent of blood. Other civilizations also named the planet for this attribute - for example, the Egyptians called it «Her Desher,» meaning «the red one.» Even today, it is frequently called the «Red Planet» because iron minerals in the Martian dirt oxidize, or rust, causing the surface to look red.

# Potential for Life

Scientists don't expect to find living things currently thriving on Mars. Instead, they're looking for signs of life that existed long ago, when Mars was warmer and covered with water.

# Size and Distance

With a radius of 3,390 kilometers, Mars is about half the size of Earth. If Earth were the size of a nickel, Mars would be about as big as a raspberry.

From an average distance of 228 million kilometers, Mars is 1.5 astronomical units away from the Sun. One astronomical unit (abbreviated as AU), is the distance from the the Sun to Earth. From this distance, it takes sunlight 13 minutes to travel from the Sun to Mars.

# Orbit and Rotation

As Mars orbits the Sun, it completes one rotation every 24.6 hours, which is very similar to one day on Earth (23.9 hours). Martian days are called sols - short for «solar day.» A year on Mars lasts 669.6 sols, which is the same as 687 Earth days.

Mars' axis of rotation is tilted 25 degrees with respect to the plane of its orbit around the Sun. This is another similarity with Earth, which has an axial tilt of 23.4 degrees. Like Earth, Mars has distinct seasons, but they last longer than seasons here on Earth since Mars takes longer to orbit the Sun (because it's farther away). And while here on Earth the seasons are evenly spread over the year, lasting 3 months (or one quarter of a year), on Mars the seasons vary in length because of Mars' elliptical, egg-shaped orbit around the Sun.

Spring in the northern hemisphere (autumn in the southern) is the longest season at 194 sols. Autumn in the northern hemisphere (spring in the southern) is the shortest at 142 days. Northern winter/southern summer is 154 sols, and northern summer/southern winter is 178 sols.

# Moons

Mars has two small moons, Phobos and Deimos, that may be captured asteroids. They're potato-shaped because they have too little mass for gravity to make them spherical.

The moons get their names from the horses that pulled the chariot of the Greek god of war, Ares (whose Roman counterpart is Mars).

Phobos, the innermost and larger moon, is heavily cratered, with deep grooves on its surface. It is slowly moving towards Mars and will crash into the planet or break apart in about 50 million years.

Deimos is about half as big as Phobos and orbits two and a half times farther away from Mars. Oddly-shaped Deimos is covered in loose dirt that often fills the craters on its surface, making it appear smoother than pockmarked Phobos.

# Rings

Mars has no rings. However, in 50 million years when Phobos crashes into Mars or breaks apart, it could create a dusty ring around the Red Planet.

# Formation

When the solar system settled into its current layout about 4.5 billion years ago, Mars formed when gravity pulled swirling gas and dust in to become the fourth planet from the Sun. Mars is about half the size of Earth, and like its fellow terrestrial planets, it has a central core, a rocky mantle, and a solid crust.

# Structure

Mars has a dense core at its center between 1,500 to 2,100 kilometers in radius. It's made of iron, nickel, and sulfur. Surrounding the core is a rocky mantle between 1,240 to 1,880 kilometers thick, and above that, a crust made of iron, magnesium, aluminum, calcium, and potassium. This crust is between 10 to 50 kilometers deep.

# Surface

The Red Planet is actually many colors. At the surface, we see colors such as brown, gold, and tan. The reason Mars looks reddish is due to oxidization - or rusting - of iron in the rocks, regolith (Martian «soil»), and dust of Mars. This dust gets kicked up into the atmosphere and from a distance makes the planet appear mostly red.

Interestingly, while Mars is about half the diameter of Earth, its surface has nearly the same area as Earth's dry land. Its volcanoes, impact craters, crustal movement, and atmospheric conditions such as dust storms have altered the landscape of Mars over many years, creating some of the solar system's most interesting topographical features.

# A Very Large Canyon

A vast canyon system called Valles Marineris is long enough to stretch from California to New York. This Martian canyon, the largest in the solar system, extends about 3,870 kilometers in length, spans about 600 kilometers across at its widest, and descends about 9.3 kilometers at its deepest, from the rim to the canyon floor. That's more than 10 times longer and wider than Earth's Grand Canyon.

# The Largest Volcano

Mars is home to the largest volcano in the solar system, Olympus Mons. It dwarfs Earth's highest peak, Mount Everest, which rises 8,848 meters, above the Earth's surface. Olympus Mons stands more than 132,000 feet, or 40 kilometers tall from base to summit, with the base covering an area as large as the state of Arizona.

# Water on Mars

Mars appears to have had a watery past, with ancient river valley networks, deltas, and lakebeds, as well as rocks and minerals on the surface that could only have formed in liquid water. Some features suggest that Mars experienced huge floods about 3.5 billion years ago.

There is water on Mars today, but the Martian atmosphere is too thin for liquid water to exist for long on the surface. Today, water on Mars is found in the form of water-ice just under the surface in the polar regions as well as in briny (salty) water, which seasonally flows down some hillsides and crater walls.

# Atmosphere

Mars has a thin atmosphere made up mostly of carbon dioxide, nitrogen, and argon gases. To our eyes, the sky would be hazy and red because of suspended dust instead of the familiar blue tint we see on Earth. Mars' sparse atmosphere doesn't offer much protection from impacts by such objects as meteorites, asteroids, and comets.

The temperature on Mars can be as high as 20 degrees Celsius or as low as about -153 degrees Celsius. And because the atmosphere is so thin, heat from the Sun easily escapes this planet. If you were to stand on the surface of Mars on the equator at noon, it would feel like spring at your feet (24 degrees Celsius) and winter at your head (0 degrees Celsius).

Occasionally, winds on Mars are strong enough to create dust storms that cover much of the planet. After such storms, it can be months before all of the dust settles.

# Magnetosphere

Mars has no global magnetic field today, but areas of the Martian crust in the southern hemisphere are highly magnetized, indicating traces of a magnetic field from 4 billion years ago.

# Credits and Notes


marshmallow_teas

# Marshmallow Teas

Arrange marshmallows on thin, unsweetened round crackers. Make a deep impression in center of each marshmallow, and in each cavity drop 1/4 teaspoon butter. Bake until marshmallows spread and nearly cover crackers. After removing from oven insert half a candied cherry in each cavity.

These are excellent with afternoon tea.

# Credits and Notes


matcha_cookies

# Matcha Cookies

Matcha is a type of tea leaf powder that has a beautiful vivid green color. However, it's different from the «green tea» that you drink with Japanese meals. That's green tea too, but matcha green tea leaves are grown and harvested differently. The leaves are grown under shade.

# Ingredients

(for 13 cookies, 8 ~ 9cm in diameter)

# Directions

  1. Melt butter in a bath or microwave.
  2. Add white sugar, brown sugar and salt and mix with a whisk
  3. Add egg and vanilla extract and mix with a whisk until well mixed.
  4. Add flour, matcha powder and baking soda and mix with a whisk until you can hardly see the powder.
  5. Add white coverture chocolate and macadamia and mix evenly with spatula.
  6. Allow 30 minutes to 1 hour in the refrigerator until the dough hardens.
  7. Pan with a 5cm diameter cookie and bake at 170°C (338°F) for 9 minutes. (Unox convection oven)

# Credits and Notes


mayonnaise_dressing_without_oil

# Mayonnaise Dressing Without Oil

2 Tablespoons Dry Mustard
2    "   "    Salt
2    "   "    Flour
2    "   "    Sugar

Sift together through fine strainer three times. Put into a double cooker two cups of milk. Beat four eggs thoroughly. Add to the milk. Melt two tablespoons of butter and add to the milk and eggs. Then add all the above dry sifted ingredients.

Put on fire, stirring constantly. When it begins to thicken add drop by drop one-half teacup vinegar.

Cook until thick, which will be about twenty minutes.

Remove from fire and put in cool place.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Oliver H. P. Belmont, President Political Equality Ass'n. New York.


mayonnaise_or_aioli

# Mayonnaise or aioli

Aioli is pretty much just mayonnaise with garlic, although traditional aioli only includes olive oil and garlic, and no eggs or acid. This recipe uses raw eggs, so if that is sketchy in your region use pasteurized eggs 🥚.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place egg, vinegar, mustard a pinch of salt and pepper in a beaker or narrow and tall container. Add diced garlic for aioli.
  2. Add oil as the very last ingredient. It should be on the top of the other ingredients, or the mayonnaise/aioli could seperate.
  3. Place hand blender at the very bottom. Don't start it yet.
  4. Use full power, and work your way upwards slowly until all the oil is mixed in.
  5. Feel free to taste and mix in extra spices and vinegar afterwards.

# Credits and Notes


mazurek

# Mazurek

Mazurek is a traditional Polish flat cake made in many homes for Easter. Many different toppings are possible.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put flour and butter in a bowl.
  2. Cut the butter with a sharp knife into tiny pieces, mixing with the flour.
  3. Add egg yolks, sugar, sour cream, and a pinch of salt.
  4. Knead well and form into a ball. Wrap in plastic wrap and let chill in fridge for about an hour.
  5. Roll out flat and place in large baking sheet (this should be enough for a 25x35cm/10x14in sheet) on top of parchment paper.
  6. Make little holes with fork in the dough.
  7. Bake for 15-20 minutes in 200°C (395°F).
  8. Let cool before spreading topping.
  9. Decorate with nuts or other toppings.

# Credits and Notes


mdk_about

# MDK: About

'The MDKwiki (standing - for, of all things - Murder Death Kill, as taken from ZDoom) is the name of the wiki that you're reading right now. Here we cover a wide range of topics, but tech and computers seem to be the main focus, but of course, this is a gentle wiki that has no set topic, so all fields are welcome.

# What can I do with the MDKwiki?

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# What Software Do We Use?

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The MDKwiki is not the same as the LRS Wiki in many ways: as stated, we make use of CSS a lot more, but we also have other things like anchor tags and emojis; we actively utilise heavy quotes.


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# MDK: Basics

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# Redirect

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Still, we have mirrored the work (version 4.4.7 as that's the only one you can download) here that boosts how many articles we have.

Despite this, it should be important to remember that the Jargon File version 4.4.7 is from 2003 - a lot can and will change since it was made, but with that said, don't be shy to edit a page just because it was written by the Jargon File - we mirror the project, yes, but this doesn't stop us from making changes to it.


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# The Freedom Owl Public License: Zero

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mdk_license_mit_0

# MIT No Attribution License

Below is the full text for MIT No Attribution License, a compatible license for the MDKwiki.

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# Credits and Notes


mdk_license_unlicense

# The Unlicense

Below is the full text for The Unlicense, a compatible license for the MDKwiki.

For the full list of okay licenses, see Okay Licenses For MDKwiki.

This is free and unencumbered software released into the public domain.

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# Credits and Notes


mdk_license_wtfpl1

# do What The Fuck you want to Public License

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For the full list of okay licenses, see Okay Licenses For MDKwiki.

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Ok, the purpose of this license is simple
and you just

do what the fuck you want to.

# Credits and Notes


mdk_license_wtfpl2

# Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License (WTFPL) Version 2

Below is the full text for Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License (WTFPL) Version 2, a compatible license for the MDKwiki.

For the full list of okay licenses, see Okay Licenses For MDKwiki

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# Credits and Notes


mdk_making_edits

# MDK: Making Edits and New Pages

Anyone is welcome to improve to a page or to make a whole new article on their chosen subject - to get started, you'll have to have an understanding of Markdown. In short, Markdown is a relatively easy and lightweight markup language for creating formatted text.

The MDKwiki takes Markdown (.md) files and converts them to Hypertext Markup Language (HTML; .htm). Getting the hang of Markdown is not hard, even for people with little computer knowledge. A good resource for newbies would be Markdown Live Preview.

For an article, please only use text that was written by you or is compatible with the MDKwiki! Once the article is written, make a fork to our Git and send us a pull request.

# Credits and Notes


mdk_okay_license

# MDK: Okay Licenses For MDKwiki

On the MDKwiki, we use CC0 as our license, but it's also okay to use content (images, text, etc.) from other media as long as they use one of the following:

Note that on the MDKwiki, we do not allow fair use images or media.

# Good Resources: Text

Also see: MDK: Importing Other Work.

United States government: A large portion of what the US government makes is automatically public domain; this is great if you want to link to images, use text, whatever. Although obviously works by any government have an agenda, so try and be aware of that.

Project Gutenberg: A great site that hosts so, so many out-of-copyright books.

Jargon File: Old-school hacker dictionary from back in the day. The MDKwiki is, in fact, in the process of making a mirror of all the pages from this project onto our own wiki.

# Good Resources: Images and Other Media

On the MDKwiki, using images and videos is rare. We do not embed them on our site, but link to them. Idealy,

To search public domain media on Wikimedia Commons, you can use queries such as this one:

filetype:image incategory:"cc-zero|PD-user|CC-PD-Mark|PD-Art (PD-old)|PD-Art (PD-old-100)|PD-Art (PD-old default)|PD-Art (PD-old-100-1923)|PD-Art (PD-old-70-1923)|Library of Congress-no known copyright restrictions|public domain" SEARCH TERM

Similarly, the Internet Archive can be searched with:

possible-copyright-status:(NOT_IN_COPYRIGHT) OR licenseurl:("http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/mark/1.0/") OR licenseurl:("http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/")

# Credits and Notes


mdk_other_wikis

# MDK: Other Wikis

The MDKwiki was birthed thanks to the LRS Wiki, and the (very edited) code that builds this site comes from work by Drummyfish, author of the LRS Wiki. Thanks to the first wiki being fully free as in freedom software, a number of other wikis have popped up since.

Here is a list of wikis that were directly inspired by the LRS Wiki.

# The Less Retarded Software Wiki

The Less Retarded Software Wiki, also called LRS Wiki and Less Retarded Wiki or LRW, is the work of its sole contributor, Miloslav «Drummyfish» Číž. The wiki itself is impressive for how many article pages there are, covering subjects like programming languages, gaming (both physical ones like chess and video ones, like Doom), copyright, LGBT+. A lot of what is written in the LRS Wiki is very subjective according to its author - this causes it to be a double-edged sword: it can teach you unique and fascinating things, but half of the time, information is buried under rants or the worst slurs you've ever seen. Like Wikipedia, you probably shouldn't use this as a direct source but as a jumping-off point for subjects.

With that said, it can be an excellent reference for topics like coding and computers, but other subjects like history, social issues, and biographies are terrible and often devolve into hate-fueled rants. That said, Drummyfish's rants and unexpected comments are actually why this wiki stands out - it's incredibly funny at times due to his socially unacceptable language, wild conclusions, and lack of self-awareness.

Reading the work of Číž can be a slog at times due to the sheer amount there is to look at, but it is still interesting at times, and some of his views are worth thinking about, namely his disdain for copyright (see license spectrum by Drummyfish) as well as his liking of minimalism and suckless software, especially for websites and coding.

Currently, the wiki was hosted on the tastyfish.cz website, although 2025 saw it being taken down by Drummy, existing, among some places, on the Internet Archive save of the wiki and on Git where it still sees new updates from time to time.

# NonRetarded Welfare Wiki

The NonRetarded Welfare Wiki, or NRW Wiki for short, is a wiki that is currently hosted on Git, as written, like the LRS Wiki, by one person, that being blitzdoughnuts, who describes the wiki as «[a] completely free and retardation-free encyclopedia».

# Grand Unified Wiki

The Grand Unified Wiki, or GUW, is a project by Drummyfish, owner of the Less Retarded Wiki, to have a master wiki of sorts made up of other wikis, all CC0. It has no real original works in it, rather a page; for example, Doom 1993 will have the LRS page on the subject, and then the NRW text on the game will be seen.

It's an interesting and fun idea to glue together other wikis; what also helps is that the script to make the GUW is easy to edit, so if there was a wiki that got overlooked, adding it yourself is not hard.

# Ephirium Wiki

The Ephirium Wiki (as located on Git) is a wiki started in early 2026 by Zakhar Limar (also called EZS Ephir).

# The Suckless Wiki

The Suckless Wiki (archive save, Git) is the name of a wiki that was written by ~yehorovye and ~yuzucchii, as it takes heavy influence from the LRS Wiki.

# Untitled tocariimaa wiki

As being a part of a larger small trend of wikis inspired by the LRS Wiki, this currently unnamed wiki (on Git; has also been called TCW by Drummyfish, who made the LRS Wiki) is the sole work of tocariimaa, a self-deceived programmer and hermit.

# Credits and Notes


mdk_pages

# Wiki Files

This is an autogenerated page listing all pages.

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# MDKwiki Stats

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# Potty Mouth

How much of a potty mouth is the MDKwiki?

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mdk_test

This is a testing page to see how stuff gets rendered, please ignore - be aware that it could be deleted at anytime.

# MDK: Test Page

«Test quote.» –testquoter

Starting with normal, relatively non-tricky formatting.

Paragraph 1, something something, bold text, now italic, bold AND italic, now some code and strike through. Footnote1. Footnote2[^Another something.] Escaped italic: *normal text*, and backtick (`). Links: existing, dead, external, nonsense and empty. Can we simply use [square brackets]? There are many spaces between these words here. Upper index (a to b): a^b. Or maybe rather a^(b) (brackets around b). What about math like (x + y)^3 / 7.5 e^i = -7*? Can we have bold with * (asterisk) inside? Looks good? :)

Maybe also try bold link, half italic link and code as link. Series of minus characters: - (1), – (2), - (3), -- (4). Three dots: ... Now is this_sub or this_maybe? 4 backslashes: \\. Arrow: –>

Outside links:

this is a block of normal, sane code

BLOCK
{
  if (something < X)          // comment
    doShit(function1(NULL));  // aligned comment

  return whatever;
}
   ___________           _____
  |           | arrow   /     \
  | rectangle | -----> | thing |
  |___________|         \_____/

Now let's use MD tags inside a code block (mustn't get formatted):

# heading 1

Some text, **bold**, *italic*. Here's a link: [link text](something.md). Something^superscript.

- item 1
- item 2
- item 3

1. numbered item A
2. numbered item B
3. numbered item C

| head 1 | head 2 | head 3 |
| ------ | ------ | ------ |
| aaa    | bbb    | ccc    |
| D      | E      | F      |

This would be an image: ![imagealt](imagelink.gif).

And the same in inline code: *italic*, **bold**, [link](link.md) etc.

Here's a list:

Here's an ordered one:

  1. One.
  2. Two.
  3. Ordered subitem 1.
  4. Ordered subitem 2.
  5. Three.
  1. Four.
  2. five
  3. six
  4. 7
  5. 8 (eight)
  6. NINE
  7. ten (double digits!)
  8. eleven

And now a table:

column 1 column 2 and another and the last
value 1 value 2 next empty
code BOLD italic a^sup
ABCDEFGHIJ 1234.56 link last cell

Here is an (empty) image:

some img

Ane here's an image inside paragraph: another_image. Looks fine?

Here are some symbols, each preceded by backslash, see what it does: , \0, ', \, `, |, ., ;, /, -, , _, :, ;, .

Here should be a horizontal line (3 minuses):


Here too (15 minuses):


# Heading 1

Hello.

# Heading 2

Hello from subsection.

# Heading 3

Bye.

# Now trickier stuff:

Paragraph starts.
Then two spaces and a line break, so this should be on a new line!

– This paragraph starts with two minuses.

``This paragraph starts with two ticks.

This paragraph starts with two spaces. It also ends with a space.

1 2 3 4, this should be a paragraph starting with numbers.

This paragraph has tabs between some words.

There are multiple newlines before this paragraph and one of the lines has only spaces. After this paragraph there are multiple newlines in a row.

Another paragraphs starts here. Single line break, this should STAY part of «another paragraph» without any line break! What if we use HTML tags? cool? (<– if this is red then HTML tags work). Other HTML tags: bold, italic, link, ampersand: &. What if we wrap in 4 asterisks ****aaaa****? What if we do bold code? What if we do italic code? HTML entities in text:   < > &. Weird characters? { } ( ) [ ] ! # ^ /  _ - * < > ; . Can we have the backtick (`) in code?. ThismustbeonewordwithnospacesAndShouldnHaveAsterisks! Unicode shit: ░▒▓█ × ± ∓ ÷ ∪. Žluťoučký kůň pěl ódy. Test of inline code parsing: here is code with MD tags in it: some **bold** text, now let's follow with another one: some *italic* maybe, and another: some [link](link.html) too.

mathtex: 1 + 1 = 4/2

Ordered list starting with 0:

  1. zeroth item
  2. first item
  3. second item

This link is plain text (does it get auto-linked?): https://tilderadio.org.

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## # This heading has a space at the beginning (should still pass as heading)

## # And this one has two spaces in front of it.

##This shouldn't be a heading because there's no space after hash. ## # Now trickier stuff:

# Heading 4

# Heading 5

# Even heading 6

# Not used but out of curiosity

Another way of formatting: bold, italic, bolditalic

block quote like greentext or email for example

Heading with equals underline (level 1)

Heading with minus underline (level 2)

##BadHeading (no space)

Emoji? :tent: :joy: :shit: ==This could be highlighted== (or not).

code block done
with indentation
// this should be highlighted as C

#include  <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
  puts(":)");
  return 0;
}
[
  "this should",
  "be",
  { "formatted": "as json" },
  123
]

# Errors and mess

Now how will this **ev[en get~~ rendered?

[is this is link or what?] (dunno.md) And [this](this.md) is a link inside another link?

Unicode poison:

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  1. badly
  2. ordered
  3. list

# Did We Recover?

Simple stuff again: italic text, bold text, both in one, and some link. Now inline code and maybe that's it :~)

# Mermaid diagrams

graph TD
  A[Start] --> B{Decision}
  B -->|Yes| C[Finish]
  B -->|No| D[Alternate]

END


me

# /me

/me: //

[IRC; common] Under most IRC, /me is the «pose» command; if you are logged on as Foonly and type /me laughs, others watching the channel will see * Joe Foonly laughs. This usage has been carried over to mail and news, where the reader is expected to perform the same expansion in their head.

* Now talking on #meta
sewi: ・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
Cass: ,bef
sewi: [Ducks] Cass befriended a duck in 2.57 seconds! You've befriended 64 ducks in #meta!
Cass: :^)
beowulf: so yeah, as i was saying the new femtanyl song is real good
Foonly: fr? link
beowulf: https://femtanyl.bandcamp.com/album/chaser
* Foonly starts to play the album
beowulf: :~)

# Credits and Notes


meatloaf

# Meatloaf

This recipe will result in two or three glass dishes of tasty, moist meatloaf. Great for family suppers.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Once thawed, put all of your beef into a bowl. The next 4 steps will all go into this same bowl.
  2. Dice the onion and bread slices into small pieces. Add them.
  3. Crack and put in all of your eggs.
  4. Pour in your milk, and a moderate amount of mustard and ketchup.
  5. Add garlic salt and onion powder.
  6. Now you must use your (sanitized) hands and mix everything in the big bowl well. Make sure you get the bottom.
  7. Evenly distribute your mixed meat into 2 or 3 oven safe greased up dishes. Try to flatten the surface as much as you can.
  8. In each dish, create a small channel in the middle of each meatloaf. This is to maintain the shape as it's cooking.
  9. Put all of your meatloaf filled dishes into the oven on 180 Celsius for 1 hour.
  10. Once you have about 15 minutes left on your timer, get started on your sauce.
  11. Toss your 3 sugar cubes into a bowl with a little bit of hot water to melt them.
  12. Add your tomato soup, 1/4 Cup of ketchup and mustard (each).
  13. Stir sauce until it's a thick, light red color.
  14. Once 1 hour is up, take out all of your meatloaf. Make sure to cut open the thickest meatloaf and confirm the beef is cooked.
  15. Coat the top of each of your meatloaves with the sauce, evenly.
  16. Once coated, put back into the oven for 10 minutes.
  17. Take out all of your meatloaf. Once cool, slice it up and serve!

# Credits and Notes


medieval_beef_soup

# Medieval Beef Soup

Medieval beef soup with turnips and turnip greens.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cube the roast into bite sized pieces and place them in a large skillet with the butter.
  2. Heat the pan on medium-high heat and brown the meat with the melted butter until the outside is evenly cooked, sprinkle with pepper as it browns.
  3. While the meat is browning, cut the greens off the turnips and set them aside. Cut the turnips into bite sized pieces making sure to cut the top and bottom ends off first. If you can not find turnips with their greens still attached Mustard greens can be substituted.
  4. Put the cut up turnips in the slow cooker and pour in the chicken stock.
  5. Take the meat and dump it into the slow cooker drippings and all. If the amount of liquid looks a bit low to you, you can pour in another cup or so of water at your discretion.
  6. Sprinkle more pepper over the soup and put the saffron in the bowl of warm water and let it seep for five minutes. Then dump it and the warm water into the soup.
  7. Cut the stems off of the greens and then chop the greens vertically.
  8. Cook the soup on high for 2 to 2 1/2 hours or until the turnip and meat are soft and tender. About 20 minutes before it is to be done take the chopped greens and put them in the soup. Don't worry if it overfills the slow cooker, the greens will shrink a ton. Cook for about 20 minutes until done.
  9. Taste the soup, if it's still too bland you can add spices of your choice and season to your taste.

# Credits and Notes


menemen

# Assam Tea

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil some water and put the tomatoes in it and leave them for a couple of minutes
  2. Chop the onions and peppers into small pieces
  3. Take the tomatoes out of the water and peel them off
  4. Chop the tomatoes into 4 or 6 pieces
  5. Put the butter on the pan and wait till it's melted
  6. Put onions and peppers on the pan
  7. You can add some salt (it will make them a little crispy) and stir till the onions are starting to get brown
  8. Add tomatoes and start mashing them with a spoon
  9. When the tomatoes are all mushed-up, add the eggs and seasonings
  10. Stir some more untill everything is mixed up well
  11. Cover up the pan so eggs don't stay raw on the top
  12. It should be ready in 2 or 3 minutes.

# Credits and Notes


merchants_buckwheat

# Merchant's Buckwheat

Buckwheat is not very popular outside Russia, the former USSR, and some Asian countries; but it is a nice grain full of nutrients which can be used to prepare delicious and nutritious dishes.

# Ingredients

The ingredients below are for 2 hearty portions.

# Directions

  1. Chop the onion and cut the pork into small pieces.
  2. Dust the pork with some flour. I sometimes like to do this once I've added the pork to the pan, just because I am lazy and I haven't noticed much difference between either approach.
  3. Heat the frying pan add a bit of oil, add the pork and onion, and fry for about 10-15 minutes over medium-high heat.
  4. While the pork and onion are being fried, cut the carrot into small pieces and chop the parsley.
  5. Once the pork and onion are fried, add the water, tomato paste, buckwheat and carrots.
  6. Add curcuma, chili powder, salt and black pepper to taste; mix thoroughly.
  7. Add in the garlic cloves, bay leaves and chopped parsley.
  8. Once the water is boiling, close the pan with a lid and stew for about 25 minutes over low heat.
  9. Serve hot and enjoy!

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/merchants-buckwheat/

# Credits and Notes


mercury

# Mercury ☿️

Mercury (Q308 on Wikidata) is the smallest planet in our Solar System and nearest to the Sun. It's only slightly larger than Earth's Moon. From the surface of Mercury, the Sun would appear more than three times as large as it does when viewed from Earth, and the sunlight would be as much as seven times brighter.

Mercury's surface temperatures are both extremely hot and cold. Because the planet is so close to the Sun, day temperatures can reach highs of 430°C. Without an atmosphere to retain that heat at night, temperatures can dip as low as -180°C.

Despite its proximity to the Sun, Mercury is not the hottest planet in our solar system - that title belongs to nearby Venus, thanks to its dense atmosphere. But Mercury is the fastest planet, zipping around the Sun every 88 Earth days.

# Namesake

Mercury is appropriately named for the swiftest of the ancient Roman gods.

# Potential For Life

Mercury's environment is not conducive to life as we know it. The temperatures and solar radiation that characterize this planet are most likely too extreme for organisms to adapt to.

# Size and Distance

With a radius of 2,440 kilometers, Mercury is a little more than 1/3 the width of Earth. If Earth were the size of a nickel, Mercury would be about as big as a blueberry.

From an average distance of 58 million kilometers, Mercury is 0.4 astronomical units away from the Sun. One astronomical unit (abbreviated as AU), is the distance from the Sun to Earth. From this distance, it takes sunlight 3.2 minutes to travel from the Sun to Mercury.

# Orbit and Rotation

Mercury's highly eccentric, egg-shaped orbit takes the planet as close as 47 million kilometers and as far as 70 million kilometers from the Sun. It speeds around the Sun every 88 days, traveling through space at nearly 47 kilometers per second, faster than any other planet.

Mercury spins slowly on its axis and completes one rotation every 59 Earth days. But when Mercury is moving fastest in its elliptical orbit around the Sun (and it is closest to the Sun), each rotation is not accompanied by sunrise and sunset like it is on most other planets. The morning Sun appears to rise briefly, set, and rise again from some parts of the planet's surface. The same thing happens in reverse at sunset for other parts of the surface. One Mercury solar day (one full day-night cycle) equals 176 Earth days - just over two years on Mercury.

Mercury's axis of rotation is tilted just 2 degrees with respect to the plane of its orbit around the Sun. That means it spins nearly perfectly upright and so does not experience seasons as many other planets do.

# Moons

Mercury doesn't have moons.

# Rings

Mercury doesn't have rings.

# Formation

Mercury formed about 4.5 billion years ago when gravity pulled swirling gas and dust together to form this small planet nearest the Sun. Like its fellow terrestrial planets, Mercury has a central core, a rocky mantle, and a solid crust.

# Structure

Mercury is the second densest planet, after Earth. It has a large metallic core with a radius of about 2,074 kilometers, about 85% of the planet's radius. There is evidence that it is partly molten or liquid. Mercury's outer shell, comparable to Earth's outer shell (called the mantle and crust), is only about 250 miles thick.

# Surface

Mercury's surface resembles that of Earth's Moon, scarred by many impact craters resulting from collisions with meteoroids and comets. Craters and features on Mercury are named after famous deceased artists, musicians, or authors, including children's author Dr. Seuss and dance pioneer Alvin Ailey.

Very large impact basins, including Caloris (1,550 kilometers in diameter) and Rachmaninoff (306 kilometers in diameter), were created by asteroid impacts on the planet's surface early in the solar system's history. While there are large areas of smooth terrain, there are also cliffs, some hundreds of miles long and soaring up to a mile high. They rose as the planet's interior cooled and contracted over the billions of years since Mercury formed.

Most of Mercury's surface would appear greyish-brown to the human eye. The bright streaks are called «crater rays.» They are formed when an asteroid or comet strikes the surface. The tremendous amount of energy that is released in such an impact digs a big hole in the ground, and also crushes a huge amount of rock under the point of impact. Some of this crushed material is thrown far from the crater and then falls to the surface, forming the rays. Fine particles of crushed rock are more reflective than large pieces, so the rays look brighter. The space environment - dust impacts and solar-wind particles - causes the rays to darken with time.

Temperatures on Mercury are extreme. During the day, temperatures on the surface can reach 430 degrees Celsius. Because the planet has no atmosphere to retain that heat, nighttime temperatures on the surface can drop to minus 180 degrees Celsius.

Mercury may have water ice at its north and south poles inside deep craters, but only in regions in permanent shadows. In those shadows, it could be cold enough to preserve water ice despite the high temperatures on sunlit parts of the planet.

# Atmosphere

Instead of an atmosphere, Mercury possesses a thin exosphere made up of atoms blasted off the surface by the solar wind and striking meteoroids. Mercury's exosphere is composed mostly of oxygen, sodium, hydrogen, helium, and potassium.

# Magnetosphere

Mercury's magnetic field is offset relative to the planet's equator. Though Mercury's magnetic field at the surface has just 1% the strength of Earth's, it interacts with the magnetic field of the solar wind to sometimes create intense magnetic tornadoes that funnel the fast, hot solar wind plasma down to the surface of the planet. When the ions strike the surface, they knock off neutrally charged atoms and send them on a loop high into the sky.

# Credits and Notes


mexican_meat_loaf

# Mexican Meat Loaf

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In bowl, place all ingredients except spray and using 3/4 cup of the salsa - mix well.
  2. Spray a loaf pan (approx. 5»x9»), and add above mix.
  3. Bake for 50 to 60 minutes - sit 15 minutes.
  4. Top with last 1/4 cup of salsa.

# Credits and Notes


miso_ginger_pork

# Miso Ginger Pork

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. cook sushi rice
  2. slice daikon, and pickle in a quick brine (rice vinegar, sugar, water)
  3. dice white parts of green onion, mince green ends for garnish
  4. mince fresh ginger
  5. chop zucchini or bok choy into half inch (1-1.5 cm) chunks
  6. heat up 2 tablespoons sesame oil
  7. break up and brown ground pork till almost cooked through
  8. salt and pepper the pork
  9. add 1/2 cup to 1 cup (250-500 mL) water or broth
  10. add white parts of green onion and ginger
  11. add miso paste to taste
  12. simmer stirring occasionally
  13. add zucchini or bok choy, cook al dente
  14. serve pork & veggies over bed of rice, garnish with green onion
  15. (optional) add some spice! Sriracha or crushed red pepper are great.

# Credits and Notes


miso_soup

# Miso-soup

Miso-soup is Japanese traditional home cooking.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. put about half of the water in the pot and bring the water to a boil.
  2. put the dashi stock in the pot.
  3. if you use tofu or seaweed, cut the ingredients into bite-sized pieces, place the ingredients in the pot and bring to a boil.
  4. Melt the miso in the water and bring the water to a boil.
  5. serve into small bowls.
  6. if you use green onion, slice them and put in a small bowls.

# Credits and Notes


mocha_tart

# Mocha Tart

Beat the yolks of four eggs with 1 cup sugar to a cream, to which add 1 tablespoon of mocha extract (Cross and Blackwell's). Beat whites stiff and fold them in with 3/4 cup of flour and 1 teaspoon baking powder. Bake in 2 layers in oven.

# Filling for Mocha Tart

3/4 pint cream well whipped, to which add 1 1/2 tablespoons mocha extract. Sugar to taste. Ice top with boiled icing flavored with one tablespoon of mocha extract.

# Credits and Notes


mock_oyster_soup

# Mock Oyster Soup

The oyster plant is used for this delicious dish–by many it is known as salsify. Scrape the vegetable and cut into small pieces with a silver knife (a steel knife would darken the oyster plant). Cook in just enough water to keep from burning, and when tender press through a colander and return to the water in which it was cooked. Add three cups of hot milk which has been thickened with a little butter and flour and rubbed together and seasoned with salt and white pepper. A little chopped parsley may be added before serving. 1/2 cup cream instead of all milk greatly improves taste.

# Credits and Notes


modern_borscht

# Modern Borscht

# Description

This is a modern take on classic Eastern European Borscht. Meat is optional, but quality beef cuts are recommended and preferred.

# Ingredients

# Dishes/Utensils Needed

# Prep Directions (30-45 min)

  1. Finely dice onion and garlic cloves. Set aside in large bowl 1.
  2. Cut off beet greens. Skin carrots and beets.
  3. Finely slice carrots and celery (2-3 mm maximum, 1/16-1/8» maximum). Add to large bowl 1.
  4. Shred beets using cheese grater. Or, if preferred, cut into small cubes no greater than 1x1 inch in size. Shredded beets break down better when cooked and release more flavor into the broth. Set aside in large bowl 2.
  5. Cut beef into 1x1 inch cubes, or «Spoon size» cubes
  6. 15 minutes before the end of the first simmer - Cut potatoes into 1x1 cubes. Do not cut them too soon or the flesh will turn brown.
  7. After adding potatoes into the simmering mixture - Remove outer leaf and cut head of cabbage into quarters. Then dice the quarters.

# Cooking Directions (90 min)

  1. Use high heat and get the 5qt pot hot. Flick a few drops of water onto the pot and when they start «dancing» it is hot enough.
  2. Coat the bottom of the pot with a thin layer of olive oil and let it heat up for about 30 seconds to 1 minute.
  3. Sear the beef on all sides until all cubes are browned. Salt and pepper the beef to taste. It is OK if the meat sticks to the bottom of the pot. Place a strainer in large bowl 3.
  4. Once browned, remove the beef from the pot. Place into strainer and let the juices drain.
  5. Add the carrot/onion/celery/garlic mixture from large bowl 1 to the hot pot.
  6. Add 1/4 to 1/3 stick of butter to this veggie mixture. Stir and agitate constantly until onions and celery are translucent and carrots begin to soften.
  7. Add the strained meat, the beets from large bowl 2, the canned tomatoes, the beef stock, the cumin, the bay leaves, and the coriander to the pot. Stir until well blended.
  8. Bring mixture to a boil on high heat. When a boil is achieved, reduce heat to a simmer and simmer for 60 minutes with the lid on. REMINDER - after 45 minutes, cube the potatoes.
  9. After 60 minutes of simmering, add the cubed potatoes and the dill (to taste) to the mixture. Stir until well blended. Cover, and simmer for 15 minutes. REMINDER - during this 15 minute simmer, dice the 1/2 head of cabbage.
  10. After 15 minutes, or until potatoes are soft, add the cabbage to the pot. Simmer for 2 minutes uncovered to heat the cabbage.
  11. Serve. The cabbage should be hot, yet still crunchy. It will retain this crunchiness through refrigeration and re-heating due to the short heat cycle. 1-2 spoonfulls of sour cream is recommended per bowl for additional flavor.

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mushroom_risotto

# Mushroom risotto

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Finely mince the shallot and garlic and slice the mushrooms into large pieces.
  2. Heat a pan with some olive oil on medium-high heat. Ideally this should be a wide skillet with tall sides, but a pot will also do the job.
  3. Saute the vegetables until fragrant, then add the mushrooms with a pinch of salt and cook them down until they're nicely browned, about 10 minutes or so.
  4. Add the rice in and let it toast for about a minute or so. This will develop some nice nutty flavors, but overdoing this will affect the creaminess of the finished dish.
  5. Deglaze with white wine and let the alcohol cook off. After that start ladling in the stock bit by bit stirring constantly for about 20-30 minutes (depending on the brand of rice used), until the rice is cooked but has a slight bite to it.
  6. Turn off the heat and add a couple tablespoons of cold butter and grated cheese, and stir well to emulsify. Check for final seasoning and serve.

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mushroom_sauce

# Mushroom sauce

This is a simple mushroom sauce recipe. Goes great with pasta.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place the butter in a frying pan and place over medium heat.
  2. Add all the chopped onions, mix well and leave for 10 minutes until the onions turn a little translucent golden.
  3. Add finely chopped champignons, mix well and add salt. Close the lid for 5 minutes.
  4. Add a tablespoon of flour, stir.
  5. After 3 minutes, add a glass of cream (or milk), mix well and close the lid for 10 minutes.
  6. Add salt, pepper and mix.

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mushroom_stragonov

# Mushroom Stroganov

Prep time: 10 Minutes Cook time: 20 Minutes Servings: 2

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil and cook pasta al dente
  2. In a cup, combine flour, mustard, smoked paprika, salt and pepper. Add broth and whisk until no lumps remain.
  3. While pasta is cooking, melt butter in a medium skillet and over medium heat.
  4. When the butter is melted, add onions and cook until softened.
  5. Add mushrooms and cook until all water evaporates and mushrooms are slightly browned, about 7 minutes.
  6. Add garlic and cook for another 30 seconds.
  7. Pour the flour and broth mixture into the mushrooms and cook until thickens, about 2 minutes.
  8. Stir in Creme Fraiche.
  9. Add the strained pasta to the mushroom sauce and stir to coat the pasta completely.
  10. Serve immediately.

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mustard_sauce

# Mustard Sauce

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil onions, peppers in the vinegar; then add the cucumber. After it has boiled a few minutes add the cauliflower and then the mustard sauce. Boil together a few minutes; bottle and seal hot.

The cauliflower must be boiled alone before adding.

This is very excellent.

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my_fathers_dragon

# My Father's Dragon

As written by Ruth Stiles Gannett (1923 - 2024; Q7383228 on Wikidata), My Father's Dragon (Q11291108) is the name of a 1948 children's novel that follows a young boy who runs away from home on a mission to save a dragon who has been enslaved by the locals on Wild Island after hearing about this from an old alley cat.

The My Father's Dragon is unique in that it is a retelling of events by a son, Elmer, telling the story of his father. The main character is simply called «my father», who goes on adventures, like sneaking onto a ship, making his way through a jungle, and meeting wild and scary animals, to free this soul dragon. It is a story of selflessness and how people can go out of their way to help others, even if the odds are against them and they have no reason to help.

Since being published, the book has fallen into the public domain, losing its copyright.

One cold rainy day when my father was a little boy, he met an old alley cat on his street. The cat was very drippy and uncomfortable so my father said, «Wouldn't you like to come home with me?»

This surprised the cat-she had never before met anyone who cared about old alley cats-but she said, «I'd be very much obliged if I could sit by a warm furnace, and perhaps have a saucer of milk.»

«We have a very nice furnace to sit by,» said my father, «and I'm sure my mother has an extra saucer of milk.»

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naan_bread

# Naan Bread

A curry serves best with naan that is unleavened bread. Traditionally made in ‘Tandoor or clay oven' but at home, we will be making it in the oven and/or on the stovetop. Naan is not eaten solely but acts as assortments with meat, veggies, or egg items.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put the yeast and sugar to warm milk in a large mixing bowl and stir well. Leave it for 3-5 minutes.
  2. Put the flour and salt into a large mixing bowl and whisk to combine. Sprinkle additional flour as needed to keep the dough from sticking to the sides.
  3. Once the dough is soft and ready, apply oil on it and cover it with a soft cloth. Rest it for 2–3 hours.
  4. Knead the dough again, sprinkle all-purpose flour, and knead until smooth.
  5. Divide dough into 4 equal pieces. Form pieces into balls. Roll out dough balls to desired thickness (about the size of a small tortilla).
  6. Now transfer the naan to the foiled baking tray and bake in preheated at 180 C for 30-35 minutes.
  7. After baking, brush the top with butter and cut it into four pieces and serve. Enjoy!

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nashville_chicken

# Nashville Chicken Sandwich

If you love spicy foods and chicken then this Nashville Hot Chicken sandwich recipe is just for you. It takes some time with prepping and process but when you take that first bite all the effort will be worth it. It's unlike any other fried chicken recipe that includes double frying your chicken and using the same cooking oil from your fry as a sauce for the Nashville Hot Chicken spice.

Nashville Hot Chicken was invented by a man named Thorton Prince. It is said that he came home late one night and whipped this dish up randomly. Could you imagine creating this staple of a dish late night after coming home from an evening of festivities, blows my mind. Let's get into the recipe now.

# Ingredients

Batter - 2 Cups Buttermilk - 1/3 Cup Hot sauce

Flour - 2 1/2 Cups All-purpose flour - 3 tbsp Cornstarch - 3 tbsp Seasoned salt - 1 tbsp Paprika - 2 tsp Cayenne pepper - 2 tsp Black pepper - 1 tbsp Garlic powder - 1 tbsp Onion powder - 2 tsp Dry mustard powder

Nashville Hot Chicken - 2 tbsp Nashville Hot Chicken seasoning - 2 tbsp Adobo honey seasoning - 2 tbsp Dark brown sugar - 1 tsp Chili powder - 1 tsp Garlic powder - 1 tsp Smoked paprika - 1 1/2 Cups Cooking oil Used to fry the chicken

Sauce For the Buns - 3 tbsp Mayo - 1 tbsp Ketchup - 2 tbsp Sweet relish - 1 tbsp Hot sauce

# Directions

  1. Prep your chicken by trimming it into less than a 1/2» patties for frying.
  2. Prepare your batter and flour in two separate bowls.
  3. Dunk your chicken into the flour, then batter and then flour again. While your chicken is sitting with the battered flour pour 2 1/2 cups of cooking oil into your pan over medium heat or 350 degrees. Let it come to temp, about 20 mins.
  4. Once your oil has reached the temp of 350, go ahead and fry 3-4 pieces of chicken at one time. You are going to fry for 7 mins (flipping at the midway point) and then pull the chicken and let sit for 5 mins then refry for the second time 3 mins, this depends on the thickness of the chicken.
  5. Now that your chicken is fried make sure you have a wire rack with a sheet pan under it so the crispy chicken can sit and rest on. During this resting time, you are going to add your Nashville Hot Chicken seasoning together with 1 1/2 cups of the cooking oil you just used. It will simmer but quickly whisk until it comes still. Now you want to brush that amazing sauce all over the crispy chicken or dunk it.
  6. Have some toasted buns ready and create your sandwich. First, you want to sauce your top and bottom buns, add shredded romaine lettuce, chicken patty, tomato and then complete with the top bun for an amazingly delicious creation.
  7. Feed the family and enjoy! This one gets spicy, E N J O Y< :)

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neoliberalism

# Neoliberalism

Neoliberalism is just largely a return to liberalism: the idea that a government's role is to help business, and that markets can be used as a force for good.

Maybe best exemplified by Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, Alan Greenspan, and Bill Clinton; the support of «free trade» agreements like NAFTA and TPP or organizations like the IMF or WTO; opposition to people like Ralph Nader in the 1970s; concepts like «the marketplace of ideas» or «soft power»; in short, everything is a market, and the experts should decide the best policies to help the market.

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neptune

# Neptune ♆

Neptune (Q332 on Wikidata) is the eighth, and most distant planet from the Sun. It's the fourth-largest, and the first planet discovered with math.

# Introduction

Dark, cold, and whipped by supersonic winds, ice giant Neptune is more than 30 times as far from the Sun as Earth. Neptune is the only planet in our solar system not visible to the naked eye. In 2011 Neptune completed its first 165-year orbit since its discovery in 1846.

Neptune is so far from the Sun that high noon on the big blue planet would seem like dim twilight to us. The warm light we see here on our home planet is roughly 900 times as bright as sunlight on Neptune.

# Namesake and Namesake

Galileo recorded Neptune as a fixed star during observations with his small telescope in 1612 and 1613. More than 200 years later, the ice giant became the first planet located through mathematical predictions rather than through regular observations of the sky. Because Uranus didn't travel exactly as astronomers expected it to, French mathematician Urbain Joseph Le Verrier proposed the position and mass of a then-unknown planet that could cause the observed changes to Uranus' orbit. Le Verrier sent his predictions to Johann Gottfried Galle at the Berlin Observatory, who found Neptune on his first night of searching in 1846. Seventeen days later, Neptune's largest moon Triton was discovered as well.

# Potential for Life

Neptune's environment is not conducive to life as we know it. The temperatures, pressures, and materials that characterize this planet are most likely too extreme, and volatile for organisms to adapt to.

# Size and Distance

With an equatorial diameter of 49,528 kilometers, Neptune is about four times wider than Earth. If Earth were the size of a nickel, Neptune would be about as big as a baseball.

From an average distance of 4.5 billion kilometers, Neptune is 30 astronomical units away from the Sun. One astronomical unit (abbreviated as AU), is the distance from the Sun to Earth. From this distance, it takes sunlight 4 hours to travel from the Sun to Neptune.

# Orbit and Rotation

One day on Neptune takes about 16 hours (the time it takes for Neptune to rotate or spin once). And Neptune makes a complete orbit around the Sun (a year in Neptunian time) in about 165 Earth years (60,190 Earth days).

Sometimes Neptune is even farther from the Sun than dwarf planet Pluto. Pluto's highly eccentric, oval-shaped orbit brings it inside Neptune's orbit for a 20-year period every 248 Earth years. This switch, in which Pluto is closer to the Sun than Neptune, happened most recently from 1979 to 1999. Pluto can never crash into Neptune, though, because for every three laps Neptune takes around the Sun, Pluto makes two. This repeating pattern prevents close approaches of the two bodies.

Neptune's axis of rotation is tilted 28 degrees with respect to the plane of its orbit around the Sun, which is similar to the axial tilts of Mars and Earth. This means that Neptune experiences seasons just like we do on Earth; however, since its year is so long, each of the four seasons lasts for over 40 years.

# Moons

Neptune has 16 known moons. Neptune's largest moon Triton was discovered on Oct. 10, 1846, by William Lassell, just 17 days after Johann Gottfried Galle discovered the planet. Since Neptune was named for the Roman god of the sea, its moons are named for various lesser sea gods and nymphs in Greek mythology.

Triton is the only large moon in the solar system that circles its planet in a direction opposite to the planet's rotation (a retrograde orbit), which suggests that it may once have been an independent object that Neptune captured. Triton is extremely cold, with surface temperatures around minus 235 degrees Celsius. And yet, despite this deep freeze at Triton, Voyager 2 discovered geysers spewing icy material upward more than 8 kilometers. Triton's thin atmosphere, also discovered by Voyager, has been detected from Earth several times since, and is growing warmer, but scientists do not yet know why.

# Rings

Neptune has at least five main rings and four prominent ring arcs that we know of so far. Starting near the planet and moving outward, the main rings are named Galle, Leverrier, Lassell, Arago, and Adams. The rings are thought to be relatively young and short-lived.

Neptune's ring system also has peculiar clumps of dust called arcs. Four prominent arcs named Liberté (Liberty), Egalité (Equality), Fraternité (Fraternity), and Courage are in the outermost ring, Adams. The arcs are strange because the laws of motion would predict that they would spread out evenly rather than stay clumped together. Scientists now think the gravitational effects of Galatea, a moon just inward from the ring, stabilizes these arcs.

Name Distance from Planet's Center Radial Width
Galle 41,900 kilometers 9.3 miles (15 kilometers)
Leverrier 53,200 kilometers 9.3 miles (15 kilometers)
Lassell 55,400 kilometers -
Arago 57,600 kilometers -
Adams 62,930 kilometers 50 kilometers
Liberté (Arc) 62,900 kilometers -
Egalité (Arc) 62,900 kilometers -
Fraternité (Arc) 62,900 kilometers -
Courage (Arc) 62,900 kilometers -

Source: U.S. Geological Survey, Gazetteer of Planetary Nomenclature, Planetary Names: Ring and Ring Gap Nomenclature, https://planetarynames.wr.usgs.gov/Page/Rings.

# Formation

Neptune took shape when the rest of the solar system formed about 4.5 billion years ago when gravity pulled swirling gas and dust in to become this ice giant. Like its neighbor Uranus, Neptune likely formed closer to the Sun and moved to the outer solar system about 4 billion years ago.

# Structure

Neptune is one of two ice giants in the outer solar system (the other is Uranus). Most (80% or more) of the planet's mass is made up of a hot dense fluid of «icy» materials - water, methane, and ammonia - above a small, rocky core. Of the giant planets, Neptune is the densest.

Scientists think there might be an ocean of super hot water under Neptune's cold clouds. It does not boil away because incredibly high pressure keeps it locked inside.

# Surface

Neptune does not have a solid surface. Its atmosphere (made up mostly of hydrogen, helium, and methane) extends to great depths, gradually merging into water and other melted ices over a heavier, solid core with about the same mass as Earth.

# Atmosphere

Neptune's atmosphere is made up mostly of hydrogen and helium with just a little bit of methane. Neptune's neighbor Uranus has a similar makeup; the methane absorbs other colors but reflects blue, giving these ice giants their similar hue. Many images of Neptune, coming from the Voyager 2 flyby in 1989, show Neptune as a much deeper blue. This was because the Voyager team tweaked the images, to better reveal clouds and other distinctive features on the planet, compared to the hazy, uniform view of Uranus that Voyager 2 had captured in 1986. Researchers in 2024 re-processed the images, showing the planets look much more alike than many thought.

Neptune is our solar system's windiest world. Despite its great distance and low energy input from the Sun, Neptune's winds can be three times stronger than Jupiter's and nine times stronger than Earth's. These winds whip clouds of frozen methane across the planet at speeds of more than 2,000 kilometers per hour. Even Earth's most powerful winds hit only about 400 kilometers per hour.

In 1989 a large, oval-shaped storm in Neptune's southern hemisphere dubbed the «Great Dark Spot» was large enough to contain the entire Earth. That storm has since disappeared, but new ones have appeared on different parts of the planet.

# Magnetosphere

The main axis of Neptune's magnetic field is tipped over by about 47 degrees compared with the planet's rotation axis. Like Uranus, whose magnetic axis is tilted about 60 degrees from the axis of rotation, Neptune's magnetosphere undergoes wild variations during each rotation because of this misalignment. The magnetic field of Neptune is about 27 times more powerful than that of Earth.

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nethack

# nethack

nethack: /net´hak/, n.

[Unix] A dungeon game similar to rogue but more elaborate, distributed in C source over Usenet and very popular at Unix sites and on PC-class machines (nethack is probably the most widely distributed of the freeware dungeon games). The earliest versions, written by Jay Fenlason and later considerably enhanced by Andries Brouwer, were simply called ‘hack'. The name changed when maintenance was taken over by a group of hackers originally organized by Mike Stephenson. There is now an official site at http://www.nethack.org/. See also moria, rogue, Angband.

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newfoundland_cod_chowder

# Newfoundland Cod Chowder

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a large, heavy saucepan, cook bacon over medium-high heat for about 10 minutes or until crisp. Chop coarsely and set aside.
  2. Drain off all but 1 tbsp. fat from saucepan. Add onions and savoury. Cook, stirring occasionally for 5 minutes or until softened.
  3. Add potatoes, carrots, water and salt. Bring to boil, cover, reduce heat and simmer for about 20 minutes or until tender
  4. Cut cod into 1-inch chunks. Add to vegetables and simmer for about 5 minutes or until fish flakes easily
  5. Add milk and white pepper, heat through. Garnish with bacon and parsley.

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no_internet

# Having No Internet

In many remote areas or during travel, outages, or just intentional disconnection, you may find that there are times when you have little to no Internet access. Of course, our ancestors somehow all managed to make it their whole lives without this technology, but being without it now in the 21st century can be frustrating.

This page serves as advice on what to do when you are without internet.

Firstly, public libraries are a great resource for getting access to the Internet, although you will be kicked out if you try and spend the whole night in one. But with just a USB, you'll be set.

# Games

There are countless games that you can play without having access to the Internet. Freedoom, SuperTux, LibreQuake are just a few examples of free and open-source computer games that can be run on most devices.

Of course, there are also proprietary games that you can enjoy. Minecraft requires no connection at all and can be enjoyed for hours.

# Reading

Kiwix is a very useful app that you can use on most of your devices; it allows you to download an offline version of a website and view it later.

We recommend downloading Wikipedia, Project Gutenberg.

It is also possible to download whole sites via wget.

# Videos

For videos, using yt-dlp is a must and is elementary, allowing you to download YouTube videos (as well as from other sites) in seconds. The Internet Archive is also another good resource for media, and so is Wikimedia Commons (a Wikipedia sister project).

# Go Outside!!

Yeah, don't want to sound like an old person, but there's a lot to do outside just waiting for you to enjoy.

# Paint

Why not? Painting and making art is very accessible to most, if not all, people. The tools needed to make anything remotely good are very low.

On a computer, you probably have some form of art program; Microsoft Windows has MS Paint, Mac has... Sometimes, find out, and if you're on Linux, your distro may or may not have something installed already (Pinta is basic but understandable, GIMP is also good, just search up online and see what is best for you).

But even still, you most definitely don't need a computer to make art. Pencil and paper is an option. Just anything basic will work.

Think about it this way: our ancestors billions of years ago had all but nothing, but they still painted on walls with their hands. If they can do that, you can enjoy the relaxing experience of making something.

# Make a Wiki :^)

Writing down all you know into a basic wiki is surprisingly fun and relaxing; we all know something worth sharing. Might as well try it at least once.


no_knead_bread

# No-knead Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix the dry ingredients then add the hot water. It should come out as a firm dough.
  2. Leave the dough at room temperature for 12 hours. You can then keep the dough in the fridge for up to 48 hours before cooking.
  3. Preheat oven and pan to 450 F (230 C).
  4. Bake for 30 minutes covered (e.g. aluminum foil), then 20 minutes uncovered.

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no_knead_pizza_dough

# No-knead pizza dough

Perfect for pan pizza in an 11 inch iron skillet.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix dry ingredients in a bowl.
  2. Mix in olive oil and water. No need for hands or kneading!
  3. Cover bowl air tight, and let it sit in room temperature for at least 7 hours, and up to 24 hours. It should have dramatically increased in size.
  4. The dough can be kept in the refrigerator for some days, so feel free to double/triple the ingredients for more pizzas for the same amount of work and time.

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norwegian_prune_pudding

# Norwegian Prune Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

Pick out and wash prunes; then soak 1 hour in cold water, and boil until soft; remove stones; obtain meat from stones and add to prunes; then add sugar, cinnamon, boiling water, and simmer ten minutes.

Dilute corn starch with enough cold water to pour easily; add to prune mixture and cook five minutes. Remove cinnamon; mould; then chill and serve with whipped cream.

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numeral_zero

# 0

Numeric zero, as opposed to the letter ‘O' (the 15th letter of the English alphabet). In their unmodified forms they look a lot alike, and various kluges invented to make them visually distinct have compounded the confusion. If your zero is center-dotted and letter-O is not, or if letter-O looks almost rectangular but zero looks more like an American football stood on end (or the reverse), you're probably looking at a modern character display (though the dotted zero seems to have originated as an option on IBM 3270 controllers). If your zero is slashed but letter-O is not, you're probably looking at an old-style ASCII graphic set descended from the default typewheel on the venerable ASR-33 Teletype (Scandinavians, for whom Ø is a letter, curse this arrangement). (Interestingly, the slashed zero long predates computers; Florian Cajori's monumental A History of Mathematical Notations notes that it was used in the twelfth and thirteenth centuries.) If letter-O has a slash across it and the zero does not, your display is tuned for a very old convention used at IBM and a few other early mainframe makers (Scandinavians curse this arrangement even more, because it means two of their letters collide). Some Burroughs/Unisys equipment displays a zero with a reversed slash. Old CDC computers rendered letter O as an unbroken oval and 0 as an oval broken at upper right and lower left. And yet another convention common on early line printers left zero unornamented but added a tail or hook to the letter-O so that it resembled an inverted Q or cursive capital letter-O (this was endorsed by a draft ANSI standard for how to draw ASCII characters, but the final standard changed the distinguisher to a tick-mark in the upper-left corner). Are we sufficiently confused yet?

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nut_bread

# Nut Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Let rise 30 minutes. Bake one hour.

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nut_hash

# Nut Hash

Nut hash is a good breakfast dish. Chop fine cold boiled potatoes and any other vegetable which is on hand and put into buttered frying pan, heat quickly and thoroughly, salt to taste, and just before removing from the fire stir in lightly a large spoonful of peanut meal for each person to be served. To prepare the meal at home, procure raw nuts, shell them and put in the oven just long enough to loosen the brown skin; rub these off and put the nuts through the grinder adjusted to make meal rather than an oily mixture. This put in glass jars, and kept in a cool place will be good for weeks. It may too, be used for thickening soups or sauces, or may be added in small quantities to breakfast muffins and griddle-cakes.

Potato soup, cream of pea, corn or asparagus and bean soup may be made after the ordinary recipes, omitting the butter and flour and adding four tablespoons of peanut meal.

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nut_roast

# Nut Roast

# Ingredients

# Directions

1 1/2 cups of walnut meats will do. 1/4 lb. of the meats is 1 1/2 cups. A 1/4 lb. of the meats equals 1/2 lb. in the shells and the labor of shelling is saved.

Melt butter and pour over mixture, salt, then add enough milk to moisten, so as to form the shape of a loaf of bread. Too little milk will cause the loaf to separate, likewise, too much will make it mushy. Chop walnuts exceedingly fine. Bake between 20 to 30 minutes in buttered bread pan or baking dish. A small slice goes very far as it is solid and rich. Serve with hot tomato sauce.

This makes a delicious luncheon dish, served with peas and a nice salad.

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nut_scrapple

# Nut Scrapple

On a crisp winter morning a dish of nut scrapple is very appetizing and just as nutritious as that made of pork. To make it, take two cupfuls of cornmeal, one of hominy and a tablespoon of salt and cook in a double boiler, with just enough boiling water until it is of the consistency of frying. While still hot add two cupfuls of nut meats which had been put through the chopper; pour into buttered pan and use like other scrapple.

Peanut omelet is a delicious way to serve nuts. Make a cream sauce with one tablespoon of butter, two tablespoons of flour and three-quarters of a cupful of flour and three-quarters of a cupful of milk poured in slowly. Take from the fire, season, add three-quarters of a cupful of ground peanuts and pour the mixture on the lightly beaten yolks of three eggs. Fold in the stiffly beaten whites, pour into a hot baking dish and bake for 20 minutes.

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nut_turkey

# Nut Turkey

Nut turkey for Thanksgiving instead of the national bird, made by mixing one quart of sifted dry bread crumbs with one pint of chopped English walnuts-any other kind of nuts will go-and one cupful of peanuts, simply washed and dried, and adding a level teaspoon of sage, two of salt, a tablespoon of chopped parsley, two raw eggs, not beaten, and sufficient water to bind the mass together. Then form into the shape of a turkey, with pieces of macaroni to form the leg bones. Brush with a little butter and bake an hour in a slow oven and serve with drawn butter sauce.

A dinner roast made of nuts and cheese contains the elements of meat. Cook two tablespoons of chopped onion in a tablespoon of butter and a little water until it is tender, then mix with it one cupful each of grated cheese, chopped English walnuts and bread crumbs, salt and pepper to taste and the juice of half a lemon; moisten with water, using that in which the onion has been cooked; put into a shallow baking dish and brown in the oven.

Hickory nut loaf is another dish which can take the place of meat at dinner. Mix two cups of rolled oats, a cupful each of celery and milk, two cups of bread crumbs and two eggs, season and shape, then bake 20 minutes. Serve with a gravy made like other gravy, with the addition of a teaspoon of rolled nuts.

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nuts_as_a_substitute_for_meat

# Nuts as A Substitute for Meat

Although many are trying to eliminate so much meat from menus on account of its soaring cost, the person who performs hard labor must have in its place something which contains the chief constituents of meat, protein and fats, or the body will not respond to the demands made upon it because of lowered vitality from lack of food elements needed. Scientific analyses have proven that nuts contain more food value to the pound than almost any other food product known. Ten cent's worth of peanuts, for example, at 7 cents a pound will furnish more than twice the protein and six times more energy than could be obtained by the same outlay for a porterhouse steak at 25 cents a pound.

One reason for the tardy appreciation of the nutritive value of nuts is their reputation of indigestibility. The discomfort from eating them is often due to insufficient mastication and to the fact that they are usually eaten when not needed, as after a hearty meal or late at night, whereas, being so concentrated, they should constitute an integral part of the menu, rather than supplement an already abundant meal, says the Philadelphia Ledger. They should be used in connection with more bulky carbohydrate foods, such as vegetables, fruits, bread, crackers, etc.; too concentrated nutriment is often the cause of digestive disturbance, for a certain bulkiness is essential to normal assimilation.

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oatmeal_cookies

# Oatmeal Cookies

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Whisk butter, eggs, vanilla and sugar together
  2. Add and combine flour, cinnamon, salt, oats, and optional add-ins
  3. Mold and place ~24 golf sized balls of dough on trays with parchment paper
  4. Cook for ~10 minutes or until edges begin to brown

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oatmeal_nut_loaf

# Oatmeal Nut Loaf

Oatmeal nut loaf can be served cold in place of meat for Sunday night tea. Put two cups of water in a sauce pan; when boiling add a cupful of oatmeal, stirring until thick; then stir in a cupful of peanuts that have been twice through the grinder, two tablespoons of salt, half a teaspoon of butter, and pack into a tin bucket with a tight fitting lid and steam for two hours; slice down when cold. This will keep several days if left in the covered tin and kept in a cool place. A delicious sandwich filling can be made from chopped raisins and nuts mixed with a little orange or lemon juice. Cooked prunes may be used instead of raisins.

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Rastus: «So you wife am one of dem Suffragettes? Why don't yo show her de evil ob sech pernicious doctrine by telling her her place am beside de fireside?»
Sambo: «Huh! She dun shoot back sayin' dat if it wasn't foh her takin' in washin' dere wouldn't be any fireside.»
- Puck (magazine; Q1584058 on Wikidata).


oatmeal_pancakes

# Oatmeal Pancakes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix eggs, sugar, honey and milk.
  2. In another bowl mix oat flour and baking powder.
  3. Combine two mixtures and let the batter rest for about 15 minutes.
  4. Preheat the pan for 5 minutes over low (~33%) heat, cook for about 1 - 1.5 minutes then flip when you see bubbles come out and cook for another 45s - 1 minute.
  5. Eat them with raspberry (or any other) jam.

# Credits and Notes


oats

# Oats

Oats are great for breakfast. On their own they're pretty bland, but become great when you add some things to the bowl. This recipe offers some suggestions on what to add, but is by no means a comprehensive overview of what you can do with oats.

We cover both rolled and steel cut oats. Instant need not apply.

# Ingredients

Pick and choose additional ingredients:

# Directions

  1. Bring water (with pinch of salt) to boil.
  2. Add oats. Use a 2:1 water-to-oats ratio (by volume) for rolled oats, 3:1 for steel cut.
  3. Boil on medium heat until most of the water has been absorbed/evaporated. Rolled oats will be ready quicker than steel cut.
  4. Pour over fruit in bowl (if having fruit).
  5. Sprinkle cinnamon (if having cinnamon).
  6. Mix.
  7. Add a spoonful of peanut butter (if having peanut butter).

Serving sizes

You'll need less dry steel cut oats versus rolled oats for the same serving size. My personal «standard serving» is 1/3 cup steel cut or 1/2 cup rolled (note that, per the ratios above, both of these end up needing 1 cup water).

# Credits and Notes


oaty_pancakes

# Oaty Pancakes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Pour milk over rolled oats. Add remaining ingredients.
  2. Mix with fork (or in a food processor) just enough to combine ingredients.
  3. Put spoonfuls of mixture onto preheated, greased or sprayed griddle or fry pan. Turn spoon for round pancakes.
  4. Turn pancakes as soon as bubbles form and burst in the middle. Slide thin metal blade under pancake and flip over. Second side is cooked when centre springs back.
  5. Put a dab of butter on cooked surface of several pancakes.
  6. Pile up so butter is between pancakes. Pour syrup over before serving.
  7. Serve Oaty pancakes for breakfast or brunch, with juice or coffee. Pour syrup over the pile of buttered pancakes and serve bacon or sausages alongside if you like.

# Credits and Notes


okonomiyaki

# Okonomiyaki

Okonomiyaki is a Japanese savory pancake. Instead of using air bubbles to lighten the pancake, thin strips of cabbage provide levity to the cake. This is a very popular street food in Japan, and can be topped with all sorts of different ingredients, as «Okonomiyaki» roughly translates to «Grilled how you like».

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop cabbage into thin strips.
  2. Whisk water and egg together in a bowl and then whisk in flour, salt, and seasonings.
  3. Fold cabbage into batter with as few folds as possible to completely work the cabbage in.
  4. Fry meat in a pre-heated cast-iron pan or griddle on medium-high heat until brown on one side, flip, and immediately pour batter on top after flipping.
  5. Allow to cook for 2-3 minutes and either flip the pancake, or move under a broiler to cook the top for another 2-3 minutes.
  6. Move pancake to a serving plate meat side up and squirt tonkatsu sauce, mayonnaise, and sriracha over the top in a zig-zag pattern
  7. Sprinkle katsuobushi and nori on top of the sauces and the okonomiyaki is ready to serve.

# Credits and Notes


okroshka

# Russian Okroshka

A hearty and healthy cold soup, which is especially good to eat in the hot season. Author's recipe.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prepare a saucepan where you will put the ingredients (5 liters) and a saucepan for boiling eggs and potatoes
  2. Boil potatoes and eggs (hard boiled)
  3. Finely chop cucumbers, radishes, onions, dill and sausage (or meat)
  4. Peel eggs and potatoes and chop finely
  5. Pour kefir (or kvass) and mix all the ingredients
  6. If necessary, add boiled water or mineral water.
  7. Let it brew for a few minutes and the dish is ready to eat.

# Credits and Notes


omelet

# Omelet

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add tapioca, salt and pepper to milk; cook in double boiler 15 minutes or until tapioca is clear and mixture thickened, stirring frequently.
  2. Add butter.
  3. Allow it to cool; combine with egg yolks, stirring occasionally.
  4. Fold in egg whites.
  5. Set oven for moderate 350°F.
  6. Pour egg mixture into hot buttered frying pan.
  7. Cook over low heat 3 minutes.
  8. Transfer to oven; bake 15 minutes.
  9. Omelet is done when an inserted knife comes out clean.
  10. Cut across at right angles to handle of pan, being careful not to cut all the way through.
  11. Fold carefully from handle to opposite side and serve on hot platter.

# For Cheese Omelet

# Credits and Notes


one_egg_cake

# One Egg Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

No directions were given in the original text.

# Credits and Notes


one_pot_chicken_tetrazzini

# One-Pot Chicken Tetrazzini

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Melt butter in a large saucepan over medium-high heat. Add mushrooms, red pepper, onion and garlic; cook, stirring about 5 minutes until tender.
  2. Sprinkle with flour and stir. Gradually whisk in milk then Worcestershire, salt and pepper. Stirring occasionally, bring to a boil.
  3. Add noodles, reduce heat to a low boil. Stirring constantly and around edges of pan, cook until pasta is tender, about 7 minutes.
  4. Stir in chunks of Boursin, then chicken, peas, and parsley, stirring until chicken is hot and Boursin is melted. Serve sprinkled with basil and Parmesan.

# Credits and Notes


one_tbs

# 1TBS

1TBS: //, n.

The «One True Brace Style»; see indent style.

# Credits and Notes


onfim

# Onfim

Writing on birch bark was common, to say the least. During the 1950s, a dig was started to find these; so far, over 1000 have been found and indexed over the years. Online, you can find digital copies of these over at gramoty.ru (sadly just in Russian). This is a tool to look into the mind of what people at the time were thinking - some of them are rude: «Brother Jakov, do your screwing lying down, you horny ballser!» reads one. I suppose the way that people at the time treated these birch barks is as rude as we treat text messages. The context to these letters sent was not just to brothers; there were so many written ones to lovers, friends, and ones talking about everyday life. Due to the way that the people of Veliky Novgorod, now Russia, saw these birch barks, they were simply thrown away into the mud; they wanted them to be thrown into the trash, but due to this mud and the lack of air inside of it, this is why we know so much about them.

One of my favorite finds of this was Onfim (Q3891932 on Wikidata), or «Онѳимє» as he would have written it in the East Slavic Old Novgorod, who lived around 1220–60. We don't know much about this boy, but what we do know about him is, like many of the birch, is thanks to the mud of Russia.

From what I have seen from the images uploaded online, Onfim, who was around six or seven at the time, was a school child who was made to write out things like Bible lines as well as other things, such as writing out the Cyrillic script in our ABCs. But, as with many children, Onfim had better things on his mind.

Diploma number 202 shows two people, two noodle-like people with forks for fingers, standing together; one of them to the left (who is only made up of arms, fingers, a simple round head, and a very long pair of legs) also has what some people think could be a beard, suggesting that the other person could be one of Onfim himself.

This is the art of the boy from the 1200s, doodles that he should not have been making. It's joyful to see.

Number 200 shows a person on horseback, striking down a poor soul with a pike or lance. Next to the horseback rider is the name ONFIM, telling us that this is the young boy killing another stickman.

«Lord, help your servant/slave Onfim» reads number 203, showing another stickman holding a long lance or pike, aiming for another person in the head. A lot of Onfim's work is of wars and battles, a daydream for the young boy.

My top pick of his work is Diploma number 199; it's a note that on one side has schoolwork on it. Turn it around and we can see a note. «Greetings from Onfim to Danilo!» says the boy with the final part of the text reading, «I am a wild beast!» Next to this text, we see that Onfim drew himself as a long noodle that appears to be a dragon with a square head, pointy ears, a tail that curls around on itself, all while spitting FIRE. It's adorable to see this boy picture himself as a scary animal like this, and of course, for all that it is worth, we should not know about Onfim, as, well, his work was put in the ground at the time.

I only talked about what I feel is a highlight of his work, but there are others to be found.

But, to end this off, what does this tell us? What can we learn from this child who lived so long ago? Well, a few things, mostly about education. We know that in what is now Russia, people, and children, were able to read and write, and we know that children are still the same, still wanting to do better things with their time than learn how to read and write.

I encourage people to take the time in looking up Onfim; there are a few good videos and articles about this boy, including even an album named after him. Wikipedia is a good jumping-off point for most things, including this subject.

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# Also See


onion_raitha

# Onion Raitha (Indian Tzatziki)

Raitha is an yogurt-based Indian style sauce that goes great with rice dishes such as Pilau and Biriyani. It's quite similar to a greek Tzatziki and is quick and quite easy to make. It's great especially with super spicy indian dishes as it provides as a sweet and cooling effect.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop the onion into tiny cubes (0.5-1cm or 3/8 inches sized cubes)
  2. Slice the cucumber into tiny strips (Julienne). Hand crush the mint.
  3. Prep the serving bowl with yogurt and add the onions and cucumber.
  4. Add the mint, honey, 1 tsp of salt and the sugar/chilli powder (Depending on the sweet/spicy choice)
  5. Mix well and serve. Garnish with additional mint as required.

# Credits and Notes


openweb

# Open Web

The open web is built on multiple technologies recommended by the W3C. This page is dedicated to taking notes about protocols and standards, and basic details of their implementation.

# Static content

Technologies that can be included in static HTML files, no backend server needed. Static site generators can generate these if the template supports them.

# Microformats

Microformats (microformats.org) are used to define the Semantic Web, which aims to make machine-readable meta-content.

# Dynamic content

# IndieWeb

The goal of the IndieWeb project (see: indieweb.org) is to allow websites to be used as full-fledged substitutes for other services. The ideal indiewebsite would be able to self-host media content in multiple post types, serve as an authentication for logging into other services, and be used as a person's identity. Indieweb strategies include using your domain name as your identity, self-hosting your own data on that domain, syndicating copies of your content to silo services, and maintaining actually permanent permalinks.

# ActivityPub

ActivityPub is a federated social networking protocol that defines server-to-server and client-to-server interactions via ActivityStreams 2.0 and the Activity Vocab. It's basically email over JSON. Actors act on Objects that are sent and delivered via an Inbox and Outbox in various Collections. https://www.w3.org/TR/activitypub/

# Credits and Notes


orange_glorious

# Orange Glorious

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a blender, combine orange juice concentrate, milk, water, sugar and vanilla. Add ice cubes and blend until smooth. Pour into glasses and serve.

# Credits and Notes


orange_jam

# Orange jam

This jam is a traditional topping for the Polish mazurek, but can be used as a generic sweet spread.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Zest all fruit.
  2. Peel off the albedo (the white part under the skin).
  3. Blend the fruit (not too much, it doesn't need to become an even mush, just cut up into small pieces).
  4. Combine the blended fruit, zest, and sugar in a pot.
  5. Bring to boil and boil for 30-40 minutes on low heat. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. Note that it will thicken even further once it cools, so don't boil for too long - it is expected to be still a little runny at the end of boiling.

# Credits and Notes


orange_marmalade

# Orange Marmalade

# Ingredients

# Directions

Slice in small pieces, add six pints of water and let stand in covered dish for 24 hours. Then boil 1 1/4 hours; let stand another 24 hours. Then add pint for pint of sugar with the mixture and boil until it jells. (About 45 minutes).

# Credits and Notes


orange_pie

# Orange Pie

# Ingredients

# Directions

Grate apple; add orange, sugar, butter and yolks. Beat whites and add lastly. Bake slowly in open shells.

# Credits and Notes


orange_pudding

# Orange Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Grate the yellow rind of the orange and lime, and squeeze the juice into a saucer or soup-plate, taking out all the seeds.
  2. Stir the butter and sugar to a cream.
  3. Beat the eggs as light as possible, and then stir them by degrees into the pan of butter and sugar. Add, gradually, the liquor and rose-water, and then by degrees, the orange and lime. Stir all well together.
  4. Have ready a sheet of puff-paste made of five ounces of sifted flour, and a quarter of a pound of fresh butter. Lay the paste in a buttered soup-plate. Trim and notch the edges, and then put in the mixture. Bake it about half an hour, in a moderate oven. Grate loaf-sugar over it, before you send it to table.

# Credits and Notes


oscar_wilde

# Oscar Wilde

Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (Q30875 on Wikidata) was born in 1854-10-16, Dublin, being the second son of Sir William Robert Wilde (1815 - 1876; Q2540254), a celebrated surgeon who was President of the Irish Academy and Chairman of the Census Committee and to mother Jane Francesca (1821 - 1896; Q272303), daughter of Archdeacon Elgee.

She was born in 1826, and married in 1851. She became famous in literary circles under the pen-names of «Speranza» and «John Fenshawe Ellis» - Jane Francesca was a clever woman, who, when very young, writing as «Speranza» in a revolutionary paper, had tried to rouse Irishmen to the storming of Dublin Castle. She read Latin and Greek.

When Wilde was born, she was twenty-eight and her husband thirty-nine. They were people of consideration in Dublin. It is said, that before Wilde's birth, his mother had hoped for a girl. He was a second son. His elder brother, William, became a journalist in London, and died in 1899. He had a sister, Isola, younger than himself, who died in childhood.

# Early Life

Oscar Wilde received his early education at Portora Royal School, Enniskillen, which he entered in 1864 at the age of nine years. Here he remained for seven years, and, winning a Royal scholarship, he entered Trinity College, Dublin, on 1871-10-19, being then seventeen years of age. In the following year he obtained First Class Honours in Classics in Hilary, Trinity and Michaelmas Terms; he also won the Gold Medal for Greek and other distinctions.

The Trinity College magazine Kottabos, for the years 1876-9, contains some of his earliest published poems.

He would leave Dublin for Oxford, matriculating at Magdalen and taking a scholarship. In 1876 he took a First Class in Classical Moderations, always a sufficient proof of sound learning, and, in 1878, he took a First Class in Literae Humaniores. In 1877 he travelled in Italy and went to Greece with Professor Mahaffy (Q2568204). This experience had great influence on his attitude towards art, filled the classical dictionary with life, and made the figures of mythology so luminous that he was tempted to overwork them. In 1878 he read the Newdigate Prize Poem in the Sheldonian Theatre.

# Credits and Notes


oyster_omelet

# Oyster Omelet

# Ingredients

# Directions

Drain oysters. Put butter in pan and cook oysters until they curl. Beat eggs lightly and put over oysters; season and shake until done. Serve at once.

# Credits and Notes


oyster_savories

# Oyster Savories

These make a more substantial dish, and are delicious when served with a celery salad: Six oysters, six slices of bacon, fried bread, seasoning. Cut very thin strips of bacon that can be purchased already shaved is best for the purpose. Season the oysters with pepper and salt, and wrap each in a slice of the bacon, pinning it together with a wooden splint (a toothpick). Place each oyster on a round of toast or of fried bread, and cook in the oven for about five minutes. Serve very hot, and sprinkle with pepper.

# Credits and Notes


paella

# Valencian Paella

Valencian Paella is one of the most iconic dishes of Spanish cuisine, originating from the Valencia region. It is characterized by a combination of rice, meats, and vegetables, cooked in a paella pan over an open fire.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat the olive oil in a paella pan over medium-high heat. Add the chicken and rabbit pieces and fry them until golden brown on all sides.
  2. Add the green beans and garrofó to the pan. Sauté the vegetables with the meats for a few minutes so they absorb the flavors.
  3. Stir in the grated tomato and cook until it reduces and the oil separates, indicating it is ready.
  4. Sprinkle the sweet paprika over the mixture and stir well, being careful not to burn it to avoid bitterness.
  5. Pour the hot water into the pan and bring it to a boil. Cook over medium heat for about 20 minutes to let the flavors blend and create a rich broth.
  6. Evenly distribute the rice across the paella pan. Add the saffron threads and adjust the salt if needed.
  7. Cook over high heat for 10 minutes without stirring the rice. Then, lower to medium-low heat and continue cooking for another 8-10 minutes, until the rice absorbs all the broth and is perfectly cooked.
  8. If desired, place a few sprigs of fresh rosemary on top of the rice during the last few minutes of cooking for extra aroma.
  9. Once the rice is cooked, remove the pan from the heat and let the paella rest, covered with a clean cloth, for 5 minutes before serving.

# Credits and Notes


pain_d_oeufs

# Pain d'Oeufs

Beat slightly six eggs, add six tablespoons sugar, a pinch of salt and one-half teaspoon vanilla. Scald three cups of milk and pour slowly over the eggs, stirring constantly.

Melt in a granite or aluminum baking dish six tablespoons of sugar until brown, using no water. Pour the custard into this, set into a pan of hot water and bake in a slow oven 45 minutes or more until the custard is set, and a testing knife comes out clean. The water in the pan must not boil.

When perfectly cold turn upside down into a glass or china serving dish.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Mrs. Carrie Chapman Catt (1859 - 1947; Q270207 on Wikidata), who was an American women's suffrage leader who campaigned for the Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution.


pan_pizza

# Pan Pizza

Pan pizza gives a thick and crispy crust 🍕. For this recipe, start early with the dough, preferably the night before. It takes a lot of time, but little effort and gives a fantastic result.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to max temp.
  2. Add olive oil to the bottom of an iron skillet. The whole bottom and sides should be coated.
  3. Add some oil to hands and shape dough into a ball.
  4. Place ball to the center of the pan and press it down gently. It will not cover the whole bottom yet.
  5. Cover the skillet and let the dough rest for minimum 30 min.
  6. Press the dough to cover the whole bottom of the skillet.
  7. Add pizza sauce, cheese, and whatever you like on your pizza
  8. Put in the middle of the oven, and cook for 15-20 minutes.

# Credits and Notes


pan_seared_chicken

# Pan-seared Chicken Fillet

This is a quick and easy recipe to prepare delicious chicken fillets that are juicy on the inside, and crisp on the outside.

# Ingredients

For this recipe I don't use any exact proportions, it's just a matter of cooking it one time to get a sense of what the ideal proportions for you are.

# Directions

  1. Rinse the chicken fillets.
  2. Remove excess moisture from the fillets by patting them with a paper towel.
  3. If the fillets are too thick, cut them in half.
  4. In a small container, pout enough flour and mix in paprika, garlic powder, Provence herbs, salt, and black pepper to your liking.
  5. Add a little cooking oil to the pan and heat it up to medium-high heat.
  6. Coat the fillets by rolling them in the wheat mix.
  7. Once the pan is hot, put the fillets on the pan and sear each side for about 5 minutes over medium-high heat.
  8. As a final tip, if your fillet is too thick after all, you can just lower the heat at the end and cook it for about 2-3 more minutes.
  9. And that's it. Winner winner chicken dinner!

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/pan-seared-chicken-filet/

# Credits and Notes


panang_style_beef_curry

# Panang-Style Beef Curry

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Start rice. While water comes to a boil, core and cut pepper into 1/2 inch pieces. Roughly chop cilantro. Finely chop the chili pepper - remove seeds for less heat.
  2. Add rice to boiling water. Reduce heat to low, cover and cook until rice is tender and absorbed, about 12-14 minutes. Remove from heat and keep covered.
  3. While rice cooks, heat a large non-stick pan over medium-high heat. Once hot, add a tablespoon of oil, then the beef and garlic puree. Cook, breaking up beef into smaller pieces, until no pink remains (4-5 mins).
  4. Add peppers and onions to the pan with beef. Cook, stirring occasionally until softened (2-3 mins). Add mild curry paste, red curry base, soy sauce, peanut butter, and the minced chili pepper. Cook, stirring often, until fragrant (1 min).
  5. Add coconut milk to the pan. Cook, stirring often, until curry thickens slightly (2-3 mins).
  6. Fluff rice with a fork. Add half the cilantro and season, then stir to combine. Divide rice between plates and top with beef curry. Sprinkle peanuts and remaining cilantro over top.

# Credits and Notes


pancake

# Pancake

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl.
  2. Let the dough rest for ~15 mins.
  3. Heat a pan with a bit butter or oil.
  4. For each pancake spread a ladle of dough in the pan and bake them at lower medium temperature until they are brown on both sides.

Served with

# Credits and Notes


paneer_tikka_masala

# Paneer Tikka Masala

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Take a glass container, and mix the cubed paneers with half a tea spoon of red chilli powder, turmeric powder, coriander powder, garam masala powder, fenugreek powder, and 50g yogurt.
  2. Let the mix marinade for at least an hour.
  3. Preheat the oven to 200°C (392°F), and place the marinated paneer cubes, with onion, capsicum, and tomato on the skewers. Let them grill in the oven using skewer support, by continuously flipping them every 5 minutes until the outer crust looks crispy enough.
  4. Start heating some oil in a pan to add some cardamom and cumin seeds. Let it heat until the flavour is transfused for about a minute or two.
  5. Now add chopped onions and tomatoes to the sautee. Add some shaved ginger and garlic paste and let it sauté until some raw flavour disappears.
  6. Add the tomato purée, dry fenugreek leaves, and let it cook for about 15 minutes.
  7. As the spice and tomato purée looks cooked, add some water to the mixture and let it cook more.
  8. Now add the grilled paneer, some chopped vegetables of choice, corn and stir the mixture well.
  9. One the added water seems to be evaporated, and the mixture looks a little thicker, turn off the heat and garnish with lemon juice, fresh coriander. (It can be served with bread of any preference.)

# Credits and Notes


parliament_gingerbread

# Parliament Gingerbread

(With apologies to the English Suffragists)

# Ingredients

# Directions

A bit of hot water in which soda is dissolved.

Put flour in a basin, and rub in butter, and dry ingredients; then, soda and water; pour in treacle, and knead to smooth paste. Roll quite thin and cut in oblongs. Bake about 1/4 hour.

# Credits and Notes


parmesan_potatoes

# Parmesan potatoes

You can have this as a side dish, or for breakfast. Well, you can have it whenever and wherever you want if you are cooking it! We are grown ups here after all.

# Ingredients

As you can already probably imagine, this dish doesn't require a lot of ingredients. The quantities are for one average hungry student. If you want to have it as a side dish this should be enough for two persons.

# Directions

  1. Cut the potatoes into small cubes.
  2. Add some butter to a frying pan and heat up.
  3. Add potatoes to frying pan, salt them and fry over medium heat for about 20 minutes moving the potatoes from time to time.
  4. About 3-5 minutes before removing the potatoes from the heat, add some rosemary leaves a stir the potatoes.
  5. Remove potatoes from pan, serve and add shredded Parmesan and some freshly ground pepper on top.
  6. Enjoy!

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/parmesan-potatoes/

# Credits and Notes


party_mimosa

# Party Mimosa

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Stir together apricot nectar, pineapple juice, water, and orange juice concentrate in a large pitcher until combined. Pour in bottle of sparkling wine just before serving.

# Credits and Notes


pasta

# Pasta (store bought)

This is a simple outline of how to cook pasta. TL;DR: you boil it. Pasta is usually eaten with some kind of pasta sauce or used in another dish.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Fill a large pot about half or 3/4th full with water.
  2. Salt the water profusely. The rule of thumb is that water for boiling pasta should taste as salty as the sea.
  3. Bring water to a rolling boil.
  4. Now add pasta.
  5. Keep it boiling, but decrease heat as it tries to overflow.
  6. Wait until pasta is at the preferred softness (see below), then strain it.
  7. While the pasta is sitting in your strainer, you may add basil leaves or other herbs and aromatics. I also recommend taking a knob or so of room temperature butter and add it in and stirring it, melting it into the pasta.

How long should pasta be cooked?

The often recommended way to cook most pasta is al dente, which often means «slightly undercooked,» or with a subtle firmness that makes it still substantial. Cooking pasta more than that is no great crime, but if you keep it in there for too long, it'll become mush.

# Credits and Notes


pasta_alla_norma

# Pasta Alla Norma

A delicious Sicilian pasta dish, with Aubergines in a tomato sauce topped with fresh basil.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 220c (fan), or gas mark 7.
  2. Use a peeler to shave off alternating strips on your aubergines, so they looked striped, like zebras.
  3. Then cut the aubergine widthways into 1cm thick slices. Place into a bowl with 75ml of olive oil, a good pinch of salt and black pepper. Coat the aubergines, then spread them onto two or three baking paper-lined trays. Roast for 30-35 minutes until dark brown.
  4. Whilst the aubergines are cooking, put two tablespoons of olive oil into a frying pan or pot on a medium-high heat. Add garlic and chilies and fry for 1 minute (don't burn them!). Add tinned tomatoes, oregano, sugar and a pinch of salt and pepper to the pot. Reduce heat to medium low and cook until the sauce has thickened.
  5. Cook the pasta according to packet instructions, once al dente, drain and retain some of the pasta water.
  6. Once cooked, add the aubergine to the pasta sauce and mix well. Then add the spaghetti to the aubergine and sauce mixture, making sure everything is evenly coated. Add some of the pasta water if required to loosen the sauce, then top with fresh basil.
  7. Check for seasoning, then serve immediately.

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pasta_arrabbiata

# Pasta Arrabbiata

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Start heating up water for the pasta.
  2. Heat up a few tablespoons of olive oil over low heat.
  3. Crush several cloves of garlic into the olive oil, add the chilli flakes or chilli peppers and fry them for a short time, while being careful not to burn the garlic.
  4. Add your crushed tomatoes, together with some salt and pepper, increase the heat to medium and let simmer for 10-15 minutes or until it looks nicely thickened.
  5. When the water starts boiling, put a handful of salt into it and then your pasta of choice. Ideally leave the pasta slightly undercooked, because it will go in the hot sauce and finish cooking there.
  6. When the sauce is almost ready, add most of your chopped parsley and stir it around. Save some to top the dish later.
  7. When the pasta is ready (ideally at the same time as the sauce or slightly later), strain it and add it to the sauce, which should be off the heat. If the sauce looks a bit too thick, add some of the pasta water. Mix well.
  8. Add some of the grated cheese of your choice and stir it in.
  9. Serve with some more grated cheese and chopped parsley on top.

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pasta_navy_style

# Pasta Navy Style

This is one of the three pasta dishes that I usually cook. It's a Russian pasta recipe that is fast and easy to make and is quite tasty.

# Ingredients

Here are the ingredients for about two hearty adult portions:

# Directions

  1. Add olive oil to your frying pan, heat it to medium-high heat.
  2. Chop some onions and add them to the preheated pan.
  3. After a couple of minutes add the ground beef to the pan, salt it and mix it a bit with the onions in the pan.
  4. When the meat is almost done, mince the garlic and add it together with the cumin and paprika to the pan.
  5. Cook the pasta in a pot until its done al dente while the beef is being cooked.
  6. Grate the tomatoes over the pan using a grater with small-sized slots, in such a way that the tomato paste and juice falls right away from the grater to the pan.
  7. Grate the carrot using a grater with medium-sized slots and add it to the pan.
  8. Salt some more to taste, and add some black pepper to taste, mix.
  9. Cook it over medium/medium-low heat for about 10-15 minutes or until the water and juices from the tomatoes have almost completely evaporated.
  10. Once (or if) the pasta and beef is already cooked, add the pasta to the pan and cook for another couple of minutes.
  11. Serve hot and enjoy!

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/navy-style-pasta/

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pasta_sauce

# Pasta sauce

This is very simple pasta sauce. Unlike modern store-bought sauces, there is no added sugar, only the subtle taste of San Marzano tomatoes.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat up olive oil on saucepan.
  2. Add and roast either diced or grated onion or crushed and sliced garlic until translucent.
  3. Add San Marzano tomatoes, include the liquids from the can if possible.
  4. Simmer contents of the pan and crush the tomatoes on the pan with your instrument of choice.
  5. Additionally add desired herbs.

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pastitsio

# Pastítsio

# Ingredients

# Pasta layer

# Meat layer

# Béchamel layer

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 190°C
  2. In a large pot of salted water, cook the pasta per package directions. Drain and set aside.
  3. Cook onion in a bit of oil until soft. Add meat and cook until browned, breaking meat into small pieces.
  4. Drain any excess grease and add spices. Stir together and cook ~30 seconds.
  5. Mix tomato paste with enough water to create a viscous tomato sauce. Add sauce to meat and simmer 2-3 minutes before setting aside.
  6. In a saucepan melt the butter and add the flour. Cook 2-3 mins until no longer starchy, whisking frequently. Add milk gradually and whisk continuously. Add stock and cook until sauce is thickened. Add nutmeg and season to taste.
  7. Add thin béchamel layer to bottom of casserole dish and assemble as follows: half pasta, all the meat sauce, 2nd half of pasta, rest of béchamel and cheese.
  8. Bake covered for 45 minutes, removing lid last 5-10 minutes to brown top. Let cool 15 minutes.

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pate_chinois

# Pâté Chinois (Quebec Style Shepherd's Pie)

This is the most traditional dish that every household eats in Quebec. As a kid, you would eat Pâté Chinois at least once a week, either at home or at the school's cafeteria,. It is very similar to a Shepherd's Pie, as it is divided in 3 layers of ingredients: meat, legumes and mashed potatoes. The literal translation of the name is something like chinese pie. You can search for the origin of the name on the internet, I'm not an history teacher.

# Ingredients

# Mashed potatoes layer

# Beef layer

# Corn layer

# Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C).
  2. In a large pot of salted water, cook the potatoes for 20-30min or until tender. Drain.
  3. Add the butter, the milk, the herbs, the nutmeg and mash the potatoes with a masher or an electric mixer. Gradually add the cheese. Season with salt and pepper and set aside.
  4. In a pan at medium-high heat, brown the onion in the butter and cook the beef until golden brown. Add the herbs, the Worcestershire and the soya sauce and cook it for another 2min. Set aside.
  5. In a 6-8 inch baking dish, press the meat into the bottom. Evenly cover with the whole kernel corn, the cream corn and finish with the layer of mashed potatoes.
  6. Sprinkle some paprika to taste.
  7. Bake it in the oven for 20-30min.
  8. (Optional) Finish the cooking under the broiler for no more than 2min.
  9. Serve with ketchup on top and with marinated beets on the side.

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pavlova

# Pavlova

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Beat all ingredients until smooth, stiff and shines.
  2. Continue beating mixture until soft peak forms when lifting beater (approx 12 minutes).
  3. Place on baking paper on tray.
  4. Bake in middle of oven at 180˚C (350-360˚F) for 10 minutes.
  5. Drop temperature down to 150˚C (300˚F) for 45 minutes.
  6. Turn off oven and leave to cool in oven.
  7. (Optional) Serve with fruit salad and ice cream.

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peanut_butter

# Peanut Butter

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Spread peanuts on a large baking sheet and roast in the oven at 350°F (175°C) for ten to twelve minutes
  2. While the peanuts are still hot remove any skins from them. This is best done by wrapping a few handfuls at a time in a dish towel and rolling them against each other for several seconds.
  3. Put all your roasted and skinned peanuts in a food processor, add salt if desired, and chop until you have reached your desired thickness of peanut butter. (This may take a few minutes)

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peanut_butter_broth

# Peanut Butter Broth

# Ingredients

# Directions

Pour liquid with peanut butter into double boiler; dissolve butter so there are no hard lumps. Do not let milk boil but place on moderately hot fire.

Just before serving add the catsup and seasoning.

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peanut_soup

# Peanut Soup

Peanut soup for supper on a cold night serves the double duty of stimulating the gastric juices to quicken action by its warmth and furnishing protein to the body to repair its waste. Pound to a paste a cupful of nuts from which the skin has been removed, add it to a pint of milk and scald; melt a tablespoon of butter and mix it with a like quantity of flour and add slowly to the milk and peanuts; cook until it thickens and season to taste.

Chestnuts, too, make a splendid soup. Boil one quart of peeled and blanched chestnuts in three pints of salt water until quite soft; pass through sieve and add two tablespoons of sweet cream, and season to taste. If too thick, add water.

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pear_salad

# Pear Salad

Arrange either fresh or cooked pears on lettuce leaves, and pour over pears sweet cream dressing. Over this grate cocoanut and on top place cherries.

# Credits and Notes


peat_carrot_salad

# Ray Peat's Carrot Salad

A raw carrot salad to support digestive, hormone and thyroid health

«Endotoxin formed in the bowel can block respiration and cause hormone imbalances contributing to instability of the nerves, so it is helpful to optimize bowel flora, for example with a carrot salad; a dressing of vinegar, coconut oil and olive oil, carried into the intestine by the carrot fiber, suppresses bacterial growth while stimulating healing of the wall of the intestine. The carrot salad improves the ratio of progesterone to estrogen and cortisol, and so is as appropriate for epilepsy as for premenstrual syndrome, insomnia, or arthritis.» -Ray Peat

# Ingredients

# Directions

Grate the carrot and rinse out under water. Then mix with coconut oil and vinegar, I also like to add a pinch or two of salt.

Contribution

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pecan_nut_loaf

# Pecan Nut Loaf

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix rice, nut meats, cracker crumbs; then add egg well beaten, the milk, salt and pepper.

Turn into buttered bread pan; pour over butter, cover and bake in a moderate oven 1 hour.

Put on hot platter and pour around same this sauce:

Cook 3 tablespoons butter with slice of onion and a few pimentos, stirring constantly. Add 3 tablespoons flour; stir, pour in gradually 1½ cups milk.

Season and strain.

# Credits and Notes

«I am in earnest. I will not equivocate-I will not excuse-I will not retreat a single inch-AND I WILL BE HEARD.»
- Wm. Lloyd Garrison (1805 - 1879; Q360155 on Wikidata).


pepper_pot

# Pepper Pot

# Ingredients

# Directions

Soak tripe over night in salt water. Boil meat and tripe four to six hours.

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pepper_sauce

# Pepper Sauce

A very basic pepper sauce that is great for steaks and other dishes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Ground the peppers and put them on the pan and roast them for about one minute while moving the peppers with your spatula
  2. Mix in the mustard and bouillon and bring to a boil
  3. Add in the cream and let the sauce thicken on medium heat for about 10-20 minutes
  4. Taste the sauce and add salt if needed

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peppermint_cup

# Peppermint Cup

Soak half an ounce of pulverized gum arabic in half a cupful of cold water for 30 minutes. Dissolve it over hot water.

Add one cupful of powdered sugar and cook until it will spin a thread.

Pour this upon the stiffly beaten whites of two eggs, and when well blended add gradually a pint of boiling cream, a few drops of essence of peppermint and a tiny pinch of baking soda.

Serve while it foams, sprinkled with a little powdered cinnamon.

# Credits and Notes

Unquiet meals make ill digestions.
- William Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors (c. 1592; Q506505 on Wikidata)


perfect_potato_salad

# Perfect Potato Salad

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place potatoes in a pot and just cover with water. Partially lid and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer partially covered just until potatoes are tender (5 mins). Don't overcook. Drain well.
  2. Meanwhile in a large bowl, stir yogurt with mayonnaise, horseradish, salt, and pepper. Stir in radishes, celery, green onions, parsley, and dill until mixed.
  3. Add warm potatoes and stir to combine. Refrigerate at least 1 hour before serving. Taste and adjust seasonings if desired.

# Credits and Notes


pfeffernusse_pepper_nuts

# Pfeffernusse (Pepper Nuts)

# Ingredients

# Directions

The original source gave no directions.

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pho_soup

# Pho Soup

Vietnamese Pho Soup is a tea-like, beef based soup with a flavor profile that differentiates it from the traditional Western palette. This recipe is designed to be as easy to make as possible, while simultaneously being as based as possible.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat your oven and place the spices (garlic, cardamom seeds, cinnamon sticks, star anise and ginger) on a tray and bake them until browned or decently toasted.
  2. Boil bones until you remove most of the scum, and transfer the spices from the oven into the pot. Life will be easier if you can place the spices in a tea strainer of sorts, otherwise, it's not the worst thing in the world fishing them out later on.
  3. Add beef bouillon cubes, diced beef, fish/oyster sauce, and honey/sugar, then simmer for a couple hours with the lid on.
  4. Cook the rice noodles (should only take a few minutes, just until the texture is al dente enough).
  5. Once the broth is done cooking, fish out the spices that you added at step 2. It's worth doing this rather than accidentally chewing on a bit of star anise, trust me.
  6. Cut up coriander and spring onions as garnish.
  7. Add rice noodles to bowl, followed by the broth and its contents, followed by the garnish. This can be made and eaten within 1 hour if you want it quickly, but typically with broths the longer you simmer the tastier it'll be.

# Credits and Notes


photography

# Photography

# «Beginner» vs «expert» is a false dichotomy

There is no camera for «beginners». It doesn't make any sense to recommend a camera based on skill level at all. Instead, getting into photography should go something like this:

# Self-discovery

Identify the area / subject matter you're interested in, and just start taking pictures! It doesn't matter if you only have a smartphone that only does auto. The important thing is to start taking pictures. Start gaining experience and get that sense of when something is photo-worthy, and how you want it to look. Start learning about framing and focus and other stuff like that.

# Theory

Once you've got those basics understood, it's time to learn about how photography works. Get a camera with manual mode. Teach yourself about aperture, shutter speed, and sensitivity, then teach yourself how each of those settings affects the output of your camera. Internalize the effects that each parameter will have on the picture – how will it affect brightness? Noise? Blur? Etc. Start learning to tune your camera's settings for each scene.

[#](#development Development

Find a camera that can take RAW photos. Learn how to develop those photos. Familiarize yourself with all the factors that go into outputting a finalized image – exposure levels, color balance, sharpening and denoising filters, and so on. Pick a software and learn it.

# Going pro / specializing

By this point you should have a thorough understanding of the types of pictures you want to take, how to actually take those pictures with your camera of choice, and how to develop the raw output into a pleasing image. This is the point where you can start looking into specialized equipment and gear that suits the niche you're most interested in – landscape? Architecture? Street? Still-life? Portrait? Event? If you have enough money or you can start making money from photography, then you can start looking at picking out gear that will help you take the photos you want. Pick out a good body (sensor size? ISO? Resolution? Autofocus?) then pick out some lenses (focal length? Aperture?) and you should be able to take all the photos you want.

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pickled_onions

# Pickled Red Onions

A good way to use up older red onions and goes great with just about anything.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut onion in half and slice root to stem and place in a jar
  2. Mix equal parts of water and vinegar in a pot and bring to a boil. Add salt to taste
  3. As soon as it begins to boil, turn off and pour the mix into the jar and allow to cool.
  4. Seal and place in fridge for a few hours until vibrant pink.

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pickles

# Pickles

# Ingredients

# Directions

Wash pickles well and pack in stone crock. Dissolve mustard in some of the vinegar and mix all together and pour over pickles cold. Put on a weight–ready to use in three days.

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pie_crust

# Pie Crust

One level cup of flour, one-half cup of lard, one-half teaspoon salt, one-fourth cup ice cold water, one teaspoon baking powder. Mix salt, baking powder and flour thoroughly, chop in the lard, add water. Use as little flour as possible when rolling out. This makes a light, crisp, flaky and delicious pie crust.

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pie_for_a_suffragist_s_doubting_husband

# Pie for a Suffragist's Doubting Husband

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix the crust with tact and velvet gloves, using no sarcasm, especially with the upper crust. Upper crusts must be handled with extreme care for they quickly sour if manipulated roughly.

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pilaf

# Pilaf

Popular central asian and middle eastern dish. High in nutrition, designed to be prepared and eaten communally.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put the cooking oil in a cauldron and heat it until the oil is boiling, add a head of onion until it is black, then throw it out.
  2. Throw coarsely chopped meat into the cauldron and let it boil until it's golden brown, then add a pinch of salt.
  3. Add the chopped onions, then wait 2 minutes and add the sliced carrots, boil for another 2 minutes.
  4. Add 500 ml of water diluted with tomato paste, boil for 5 minutes.
  5. Rinse the rice and put it into the cauldron but do not mix.
  6. Add another 500 ml of water diluted with tomato paste and wait until it is boiling.
  7. Reduce the heat to minimum, then add two table spoons of salt.
  8. Close the cauldron and leave it on low heat for 1.5-2 hours.
  9. 1 hour before it is ready(or when you can't see water above the rice), add the garlic.
  10. You can now turn over the rice if it is undercooked and add some raisins.
  11. Keep boiling until all water is evaporated.

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pineapple_cake

# Pineapple Cake

(Bananas can be used instead of pineapples).

# Ingredients

# Directions

Make in two layers and when ready to serve put grated pineapple on each layer of cake. Whip half a pint of cream, sweeten to taste and put over pineapples.

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pineapple_parfait

# Pineapple Parfait

Pare and shred a ripe pineapple, add one cup of sugar and let stand for several hours. Drain off one cup of the juice, boil it with three-quarters of a cup of sugar for 10 minutes. Add slowly to well beaten yolks of four eggs, and cook in a double boiler, stirring all the time, until the mixture will coat the spoon. Remove from the fire and beat until cold. Then add two tablespoons of lemon juice and two cups of cream whipped to a stiff froth.

Pack in a mold, cover tightly and surround with ice and salt for four hours.

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pittsburgh_potatoes

# Pittsburgh Potatoes

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cook potatoes with chopped onion. Drain and add pimentos cut fine. Pour white sauce over; stir in cheese; bake in a moderate oven.

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pittsburgh_sherbet

# Pittsburgh Sherbet

Take a cupful of the syrup from a jar of raspberry preserves and the same amount of juice from a can of pineapple; add two tablespoons of lemon juice and a syrup made by boiling together a pint of water and a cupful of sugar. When cold add four tablespoons of orange juice and freeze. When stiff, open the freezer and add the white of an egg, beaten stiff with a teaspoon of powdered sugar.

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pizza_dough

# Pizza Dough

Here is a simple pizza dough recipe. Basically you use a 2/1 ratio of flour/liquid. If you use other flour like rye, you may need more liquid.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine all the ingredients in a bowl and knead into a dough.
  2. Let it rest for about 30 minutes somewhere lukewarm
  3. Add some flour to a table and roll the dough out there.

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pizza_sauce

# Pizza sauce

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Dice onion and fry in olive oil on medium heat.
  2. Add chopped garlic and chili pepper (optional) for some minutes.
  3. Mix in tomato puré, salt, pepper, and oregano. Cook until puré gets oily.
  4. Add canned tomatoes, and crush with spatula.
  5. Let it sit on low heat. The longer the better.

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plain_suet_pudding

# Plain Suet Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

Put suet through meat grinder or food chopper, fine blade. Sift flour, salt, baking powder and rub suet into flour well. Beat eggs lightly, add milk and stir into mixture. Butter mold and fill 3/4 full and steam three hours. This quantity makes two good sized puddings.

It is very nice made without the eggs and using one-half the quantity. Fill a deep pudding dish or pan with fruit, apples or peaches, dropping the suet pudding over the fruit in large spoonsfull and steam 1 1/2 hours.

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plum_pudding

# Plum Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

Free suet from strings and chop fine. Seed raisins, chop fine and dredge with flour. Cream suet and sugar; beat in the yolks when whipped smooth and light; next put in milk; then flour and crumbs alternately with beaten whites; then brandy and spice, and lastly the fruit well dredged with flour. Mix all thoroughly. Take well buttered bowls filled to the top with the mixture and steam five hours. (This pudding will keep a long time).

When cold cover with cheesecloth and tie with cord around the rim of the bowl. Steam again one hour before using. Use wine or brandy sauce. When on the table pour a little brandy or rum over the top of the pudding and set fire to it. This adds much to the flavor.

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polenta__corn_meal

# Polenta–Corn Meal

Take an iron kettle, put in two quarts water with one tablespoon salt. Heat and before boiling, slowly pour in your corn meal, stirring continuously until you have it very stiff. Put on lid and let boil for an hour or more. Turn out in a pan and keep warm. Later this is turned out on a platter for the table.

Cut it in pieces of about an inch wide for each plate and on this the following sauce is added with a teaspoon Parmesan cheese added to each piece.

Brown a good sized onion in two tablespoons butter, add ½ clove of garlic, about 5 pieces of dried mushroom, being well soaked in water (use the water also) dissolve a little extract of beef, pouring that into this with a little more water, salt and some paprika-a pinch of sugar and1/3 teaspoon vinegar.

A little flour to make a nice gravy. This makes it very palatable.

It takes about ten minutes to cook.

Serve in gravy bowl-a spoonful on each piece of Polenta. Added to that the grated cheese, is all that is needed for a whole meal. Apple sauce should be served with this dish.

Man doth not live by bread alone.
- Owen Meredith (pseudonym used by Robert Bulwer-Lytton; 1831 - 1891; Q335493 on Wikidata).

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poppers

# Poppers

Poppers (also called by their actual name of amyl nitrate and known by other names like animal nitrate, amyls; Q106454435 on Wikidata) is the name given to a generic type of party drug that one can inhale via the nose (or mouth, but making sure not to drink the liquid as it can seriously burn you) that will give the user a short-lived rush.

They are a bit generic, as there are hundreds of brands all being called «poppers», like how there are hundreds of cola brands.

The feeling of taking poppers can feel like just getting off a roller-coaster, the thrill not yet wearing off. Taking them also can make you feel dizzy in the head and blur your vision a little.

Poppers are sold in sex shops as well as online, being officially sold as «room deodorizers», VHS head cleaner, leather cleaner, and other innocent labels like that, but in reality, no-one is actually buying them for the sake of cleaning their tape heads. Due to them being sold as a product not for human consumption, they live in a legal loophole in many places.

The rush that comes with poppers can make the feeling of sex even more intense and fun, they also work as a vasodilation (meaning they widen the blood vessels), which lowers blood pressure and relaxes and smooth muscle, helping with anal sex.

Because of this, poppers are an open secret in queer communities, especially with gay men. Of course, you don't have to be a gay man to take poppers, but it appears that the biggest market for buyers of this drug belongs to that group.

# Advice

Poppers are not for everyone. If you have a weak heart, you probably shouldn't take them, and in fact the US government seems to warn against them as they are losers who don't know what a good time is. But for those who do want to start taking them, here are some no-bullshit tips.

Of course, these are just a few little tips; obviously, this is simply a guide by someone, and you know best for your body, but just try and have fun and experiment with things a little. Doing poppers with a partner is also super fun as well, but remember safety and to practice safe sex. As said near the top, poppers are a bit of a gay man thing, and even way after the 80s, the risk of things like HIV and STDs is still a thing, so using condoms and having tests done is still something you should aim for, even if you don't intend to mix them with drugs.

It goes without saying that this is not meant to be a replacement for medical advice and is only just an observation observed by someone over the years.

# See Also


pork_based_chili_con_carne

# Chilli con Carne

Thinly minced and non-lean mince is preferred. Spices shall be left to the choice of the cook, if at all desired. Mince should be broken up well before cooking.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. As pan heats: Slice chilies and chorizo as desired
  2. Olive oil in pan heat on high
  3. Pork mince in.
  4. Butter add
  5. Bacon add
  6. Add 3/4 of tomato sauce
  7. Add chilies and chorizo
  8. Add spices and beans. Then wait until audible spitting of sauce has lasted for around 40 min
  9. Add remainder of sauce
  10. Add wine
  11. Lower flame, cover pan, then maintain a gentle simmer for 20-40 min

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pork_carnitas

# Slow-cooked Pork Carnitas

This recipe makes a lot and is super easy. A whole roast usually makes enough for a few meals (depending on how many people will be eating it). Leftovers can be refrigerated for 4-5 days.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Season pork with kosher salt and pepper.
  2. In a medium sauté pan on medium-high heat, brown pork on all sides.
  3. Remove from heat and allow to cool, about 10 minutes.
  4. Using a sharp knife, insert blade into pork, cutting small holes and insert garlic slivers as far in as you can.
  5. Pour chicken broth in slow cooker.
  6. Add pork and season with cumin, adobo, sazon, and oregano.
  7. Add bay leaves and chipotle peppers.
  8. Cover and cook low for 8 hours.
  9. After 8 hours, shred pork using 2 forks and combine with juices.
  10. Let cook for another 15-30 mins.

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portuguese_steak_with_beer_sauce

# Bitoque - Portuguese Steak with Beer Sauce

Bitoque (pronounced bee-tok) is a traditional quintessential Portuguese dish, its name comes from being cooked in wood burning ovens in the oil mills. Good in combination with red wine, beer sauce that I am going to also provide the ingredients and directions on how to do, rice, french fries and a salad.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Season the steaks with sliced garlic and salt.
  2. In a frying pan, bring the steaks to the boil in abundant olive oil (to make the sauce later) and let it fry. Season with salt only when you are frying them. Remove and set aside in a dish covered with aluminum foil to keep them warm.
  3. In a low heat add to the sauce of the steaks, a little more butter or margarine and let it melt. Then add the milk and let it boil a little.
  4. Then add the beer, the mustard and the flour dissolved in a little water or milk and stir it well. Add to this sauce the sauce that was formed in the dish of the steaks. Add a little pepper, and stir until it always thickens over a low heat. Rectify the seasonings.
  5. When the sauce is ready, place the reserved steaks again in the skillet for a few more minutes.
  6. Fry the eggs (use a non-stick frying pan that doesn't require any fat) and season the egg white with salt and the yolk with black pepper.
  7. Place the steaks with the sauce and the egg on top in clay bowls and serve with french fries, white rice and salad.

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potato_and_eggplant_curry

# Potato and Eggplant (Aubergine) Curry

A simple and tasty curry that is easy to customise.

# Ingredients

# Optional extras

# Directions

  1. Heat the oven to approximately 200 °C (392 °F).
  2. Cut the eggplant into 1 cm (⅓») slices and place on a tray. Cover with a layer of oil and bake for 20 minutes.
  3. Cook the sliced onions with oil until soft on medium (about 5-6 minutes).
  4. Add the garlic, garam masala, turmeric and ground coriander and allow to release aroma for a minute or two.
  5. Tip in the canned tomatoes and coconut milk. Add the eggplant, and chunks of potato.
  1. Cover and simmer for ~15-20 minutes.
  2. Boil 2 serves of rice
  3. Remove the lid and cook for a further 5 minutes, or until reduced.
  1. Serve with the rice

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potato_balls

# Potato Balls

Two soup plates of grated potatoes which have been boiled in the skins the day before. Add four tablespoons flour or bread crumbs, a little nutmeg and salt, one-half cup of melted butter and the yolks of four eggs and one cupful croutons (fried bread–in butter–cut into small cubes).

Mix together, then add the beaten whites of the eggs. Mix well and form into balls, then boil in boiling salt water about fifteen or twenty minutes. Serve with bacon cut into small squares on top.

To be eaten with stewed dried fruits cooked together–prunes, apricots, apples.

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This recipe was written by Mrs. Raymond Robins.


potato_croquettes

# Potato Croquettes

Pare sweet or white potatoes and boil as for mashed potatoes. When done and mashed add a good lump of butter and season well; add a little hot milk, form into croquettes and dip into beaten egg, then in bread or cracker crumbs. Cook in deep fat. Garnish with parsley.

Let the sky rain potatoes.
- Shakespeare (1564 - 1616; Q692 on Wikidata) from The Merry Wives of Windsor (1602).

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potato_dumplings

# Potato Dumplings

To be served with German Pot Roast or Beef a la mode.

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix eggs with grated raw potatoes, add bread crumbs and butter, lastly grated boiled potatoes and salt, mix flour with the hands while forming dumplings size of large egg, drop at once into boiling salted water.

Boil twenty minutes, drain, lay on platter and sprinkle with fried chopped onions, bread crumbs browned in butter.

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potato_leek_soup

# Potato Leek Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop the white to light-green part of the leek into moderately sized pieces and discard the dark-green ends.
  2. Melt the butter in a pot on medium-low heat, add chopped leeks and potatoes. Stir until leeks are sweat.
  3. Add stock, bay leaf, pepper and optional ingredients now. Raise heat to medium-high, simmer until potatoes are tender.
  4. After removing the pot from the heat, remove the bay leaf and immersion blend pot until you reach a desired consistency.
  5. Stir in heavy cream and salt to taste.

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potato_omelet

# Potato Omelet

# Ingredients

# Directions

Scrape the potatoes into cold water to keep from discoloring. Put butter and lard in skillet, and brown carefully, add potato squeezed out of the water also onion, cook slowly and then beat the eggs and add.

When done on one side put a plate over the skillet and turn the omelet, now slip in the pan and brown the other side. Serve at once.

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potato_puffers

# Potato Puffers

Peel and grate 8 large potatoes, one onion, mix at once with two or three eggs (before potatoes have time to discolor). Have spider very hot with plenty of hot fat.

Drop into flat cakes 3 in. in diameter, fry crisp brown on one side then turn and fry second side. Serve immediately with apple sauce or stewed fruit of any kind.

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potato_pure

# Potato purée

Purée may be used as a main course, or as a side dish: for example, it is very good with beans. Ingredients below ar calculated for the main course, they should be halved for the side dish.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel the potatoes and cut them to small pieces. The smaller, the faster to cook.
  2. Put them in a pot and cover with water.
  3. Bring to boil and cook until potatoes are soft.
  4. Drain and mash with a fork.
  5. Warm up milk, but don't let it boil.
  6. Still on the fire, add butter and mashed potatoes, and optionally grated cheese, and stir until uniform.
  7. Keep stirring on the fire to thicken as you like.

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potato_salad

# Potato Salad

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil potatoes until soft; pare and let cool, then slice very thin; add finely cut onions and diluted vinegar enough to mix well; add salt, pepper and sugar, some celery cut fine and lastly olive oil.

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Serenely full, the epicure would say Fate cannot harm me, I have dined today.
- Sidney Smith (1764 - 1840; Q1389040 on Wikidata).


potato_soup

# Potato Soup

Serves many people or one person for many days.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Bake the potatoes at 450° for about an hour.
  2. Take them out and leave them to cool for a good 10 minutes.
  3. Begin heating up a big pot to about medium temperature, and put the butter in to melt.
  4. Cut the potatoes in half and scoop them directly into the pot.
  5. Once you are finished with that, begin mashing them until they are a nice mashed-potato-like consistency.
  6. Add milk little by little, stirring as you go, until you reach the desired consistency. I usually use half a gallon or so.
  7. Shred cheese into the soup. Then add garlic, salt, pepper, cayenne, onion greens, and anything else you can think of.
  8. Let the soup reach a boil, stirring constantly. Remove from heat and serve.
  9. I usually eat it with sour cream mixed in to cool it down and get that extra dairy in.

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potatoes_a_la_lyonnaise

# Potatoes a la Lyonnaise

Cut cold boiled potatoes into tiny dice of uniform size. Put two great spoonfuls of butter into the frying pan and fry two sliced onions in this for three minutes. With a skimmer remove the onions and turn the potatoes into the hissing butter. Toss and turn with a fork, that the dice may not become brown. When hot, add a teaspoon of finely chopped parsley and cook a minute longer. Remove the potatoes from the pan with a perforated spoon, that the fat may drip from them. Serve very hot.

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potatoes_au_gratin

# Potatoes Au Gratin

Cut cold boiled potatoes into cubes and make a cream dressing. Butter the baking dish, put in a layer of potatoes and then a layer of the dressing, then sprinkle with a little parmesan cheese; now a layer of potatoes and then a layer of dressing and then cheese, put in oven and allow them to brown.

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pound_cake

# Pound Cake

Hints:-Secret of fine pound cake is in the mixing, much beating being essential.

One-half the recipe serves fifteen persons amply.

A paler yellow cake can be had by substituting the whites of two eggs for every yolk discarded.

In the full recipe not more than four yolks should be discarded.

A very little lemon combined with vanilla or almond, improves the flavor of the cake.

Bake, if possible, in an old-fashioned tin pan with a center tube.

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cream butter and sugar to finest possible consistency. Add ¼ of the flour and beat well. Have eggs beaten to a froth. Add a few tablespoons at a time and beat thoroughly after each addition of egg. When eggs are all in, add balance of flour and flavoring and beat.

Bake in a slow oven one and one-half hours.

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pozharskiye_cutlets

# pozharskiye-cutlets

Famous Russian cutlet recipe, favoured by Nicholas I. Despite what seems to be a massive amount of butter required, they're rather light, yet creamy.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prepare 2 medium-sized and 1 extra large bowl, a few plates and a regular frying pan.
  2. Get the chicken out of the cold and into the XL bowl. Butter, too, but onto a plate.
  3. While they warm up, crumb up the bread. By hand. The smaller, the better. If you're using store-bought crumbs, just put those into a bowl.
  4. Mince the chicken, if necessary. Mince the onions, if you desire them. Divide butter, once softened, into medium bits.
  5. Add eggs to the meat and put a few into a medium bowl; mix both bowls' contents thoroughly.
  6. Add the spices, salt and/or sauce of your choosing. Some may consider this barbaric, but I found that Heinz's mustard ketchup works exceptionally well with the recipe. They'll come out a tad red, though.
  7. Add the softened-up butter to the XL bowl and mix thoroughly.
  8. MAKE A TEST CUTLET by rolling up a small ball of the mince, then dipping it into the bread, then into the eggs, then into the bread again, compounding the breading slightly between dips. More dips means less leaked butter/juice, but don't overdo it lest you want more bread than meat in your cutlet.
  9. Fry, let cool and then taste the cutlet. (Pozharskiye are very juicy, so liquid in the pan is to be expected.)
  10. If unsatisfied, add more flavoring or throw everything away. If satisfied, repeat step 9. (Most cutlet sizes work well. Haven't tried making giant or tiny ones, though.)

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pretzels

# Pretzels

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Make the dough by mixing the water, yeast, sugar, and salt with as much flour as you can stir in, then let the dough sit for 15 minutes to autolyse.
  2. Knead in the remaining flour, which should be enough to give you a dough that is just barely sticky.
  3. Cover the dough and let it rise overnight in the refrigerator for best flavor, or for about 2 hours on the counter.
  4. Pull the risen dough out onto a cutting board and cut it into quarters, for the four pretzels we are making. Smash each quarter piece down flat and roll it into a log.
  5. Cover the dough logs and let them rest for about 15 minutes to let the gluten relax for easier shaping. Start preheating the oven to 450℉ (230℃) while these rest.
  6. Roll each log out into a long thin snake, leaving the center «belly» thicker, also don't do this with the counter covered in flour. Pull the ends of a «snake» towards you to make an upside-down ‘U' shape, fold the «arms» over each other twice, then back towards the «belly». Seal the tips on the belly by pressing them down firmly onto it. Don't do the next steps too slowly to prevent the pretzels from puffing up much after being shaped.
  7. Using a heat-safe and chemically non-reactive vessel (such as a pyrex baking dish) create the lye bath by putting in the 5 cups of water and slowly sprinkle in the sodium hydroxide while gently mixing.
  8. Glove your hands with latex gloves or some other kind of chemical-resistant ones and fully submerge each of the four pretzels one at a time into the lye bath for 10 seconds each. Drain each pretzel thouroughly before transfering them to baking sheets
  9. Sprinkle the crunchy finishing salt over the the pretzels and score each pretzel's belly with a knife for aesthetics and to allow it to expand more in the oven.
  10. Bake pretzels until they are deep mahogany all over. This should take around 15 minutes. The sodium hydroxide should react with the dough and harmlessly evaporate in the oven.
  11. Store or dispose the lye bath. To easily dispose of the lye bath, slowly drizzle the lye down the drain with the faucet running, to dilute it.
  12. If at any point you get lye on your skin, wash it off in the sink promptly. It may cause minor skin irritation.

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prune_souffle

# Prune Souffle

One-half pound of prunes, three tablespoons of powdered sugar, four eggs, a small teaspoon of vanilla. Beat the yolks of the eggs and the sugar to a cream, add the vanilla and mix them with the prunes. The prunes should first be stewed and drained, the stones removed, and each prune cut into four pieces. When ready to serve, fold in lightly the stiffly whipped whites of the eggs, having added a dash of salt to the whites before whipping.

Turn it into a pudding dish and bake in a moderate oven for 20 minutes. Serve very hot directly it is taken from the oven.

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prunes_and_chestnuts

# Prunes and Chestnuts

# Ingredients

# Directions

Peel chestnuts and boil until skin can be removed. Boil prunes and raisins together until soft, add chestnuts, sugar, salt, cloves and butter, when well cooked thicken with flour and vinegar stirred together.

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Hire me twenty cooks.
- William Shakespeare's The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet (pre-1597; Q83186 on Wikidata).


puff_pastry

# Puff Pastry

A basic puff pastry recipe that can replace any recipe that calls for puff pastry.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Before starting on the dough, place the butter between two pieces of plastic wrap. Pound into a flat disc using a rolling pin or other heavy object. Refrigerate until firm, roughly 20 minutes.
  2. Mix the flour and salt in a large bowl or in the bowl of a stand mixer with a dough hook. Gradually stir in water until the dough holds together enough to clean the sides of the bowl. The dough should not be sticky, but it should not be dry. Do not put all the water in as you may not need all of it. Let the dough sit for at least 10 minutes.
  3. On a lightly floured surface, roll out the dough into a large rectangle about 1/2 inch thick. Place the butter in the center and fold the two ends over it so that it is fully encased in dough. Roll out the dough again, taking care to not let the butter break through the surface. Once the dough is about 1/2 inch thick again fold into thirds. The butter should be warm now, place into fridge for 30 minutes.
  4. Repeat rolling and folding two more times, then refrigerate again until firm.
  5. Repeat two or more times until the dough was rolled roughly 6 times, then wrap and refrigerate. The dough can now be used in recipes calling for puff pastry. Roll out thin, about 1/4 inch, and bake at 400 degrees F for best results.

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pulled_rabbit

# Pulled Rabbit

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil 2 cleaned rabbits until very tender.
  2. Take them out to cool.
  3. When cold, cut them in pieces as for carving, and peel off the skin. Then with a fork pull all the meat from the bones, first loosening it with a knife.
  4. Put it into a stew-pan with plenty of cream, or some bits of fresh butter rolled in flour; some minced sweet herbs, some grated fresh lemon rind, and some hard-boiled yolks of eggs crumbled. Season with cayenne and nutmeg.
  5. Cover it, and let it simmer till it comes to a boil. Then immediately take it off the stove, and transfer it to a deep dish.

Serve it up hot. This is a side dish at dinner.

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pulpo_gallega

# Pulpo a la gallega

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil water along with salt and the bay leaves
  2. Once the water is boiling, introduce the octopus 3 times by putting it on and taking it out, then let it cook for 35 to 40 minutes by puncturing it to see whether it is already soft or we need to leave it a little longer
  3. turn off the fire and let it rest for 20 minutes more with the same water. Meanwhile we will have boiled the potatoes with skin for about 25 minutes depending on the size.
  4. We will remove the octopus from the water and let it cool, and once it is cold, we will cut it in slices with scissors.
  5. To assemble the dish we will laminate the potatoes by placing them at the bottom of the plate, on top and we will put the octopus slices seasoning it with salt, the sweet and spicy red pepper and a good squirt of olive oil.

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python

# Python

The word «python» refers to a family of large nonvenomous snakes, as well as a computer programming language.

Python, the programming language, is a general purpose high-level interpreted language that's relatively easy to learn, friendly to beginners, while also staying a powerful language popular among professionals.

Python was created by a Dutch programmer Guido van Rossum, circa 1989, as a successor to the language ABC, and is named after Monty Python, a famous British comedy group.

An example of a Python program is:

N = 3
p = [chr(ord('a') + i) for i in range(N)]

def printPermutations(n):
  if n < N - 1:
    for i in range(n,N):
      p[n], p[i] = p[i], p[n] # swap
      printPermutations(n + 1)
      p[n], p[i] = p[i], p[n] # swap back
  else:
    print("".join(p))
    
printPermutations(0)

While Hello World! in Python would look something like this:

print("Hello, World!")

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quarkbaellchen

# Quarkbällchen – Fried curd balls

«Quark» is a type of fresh dairy product. It's usually translated as curd cheese or cottage cheese.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix ingredients (quark, eggs, sugar, flour, baking powder) in one bowl.
  2. Pour the sunflower oil into a cooking pot and heat up the hotplate
  3. Form balls from the dough and put them into the cooking pot
  4. Once they are brown-ish, put them onto a plate
  5. (Optional) add icing sugar
  6. Enjoy!

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quesadilla

# Quesadilla

A quick and easy low-prep meal, able to be taken anywhere.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat a pan to medium with an (optional) thin coating of oil.
  2. Lay a single tortilla down on the pan and arrange cheese on the edges.
  3. Add the ingredients onto one half of the tortilla if using 1, or the entire surface if using 2.
  4. Fold empty half of the tortilla in the pan onto itself if you are only using one tortilla.
  5. Periodically flip the tortilla until both sides are golden brown.

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quiche

# Quiche Lorraine - Lothringer Käsetorte

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Spread some butter on a 26cm Ø or two smaller baking tins and cover it with flour
  2. Sieve the flour, mingle the butter/margarine in small flakes.
  3. Form a depression in the middle of the flour and add spoons of water.
  4. Mix all ingredients by hand until the dough becomes a homogenious mass.
  5. Wrap the dough in aluminium foil and let it rest in the fridge for two hours (around -4 °C).
  6. Preheat the oven at 200°C.
  7. Spread the dough on a flour-covered surface. Roll it until it has a thickness of around 4mm. Form a crust on the sides.
  8. Use a fork to prick the dough for a more thorough heat penetration.
  9. Cut the ham in slices and distribute them evenly on the dough.
  10. Divide the yolk from the egg white.
  11. Whisk the yolk with cream.
  12. Add the grinded cheese.
  13. Whisk the egg white until it becomes foamy. Add it to the yolk-pepper-salt-cheese mixture.
  14. Cover the ham in the baking tin with the mixture. Equalize the surface.
  15. Bake the Quiche in the oven on the middle rail for 30 minutes.
  16. After baking leave it to rest for a few minutes, then serve while it's still warm.

I recommend serving it with a glass of white wine.

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quick-breakfast-spaghetti

# Quick Breakfast Spaghetti

A quick breakfast spaghetti recipe that covers a healthy amount of carbs, fat, and spices. Eggs and/or bacon can be added to cover some protein, you should cook those while the boiler is cooking the spaghetti for time efficiency.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil some water fully and prepare a pot.
  2. While the water is boiling, add all your spices in the pot with the spaghetti on top.
  3. Pour the boiled water on the spaghetti to make it soft so you can immerse it fully in the water.
  4. Mix thoroughly the water with the spices and salt and pepper if needed.
  5. Place the pot on the stove, keep it boiling, and stir every minute or two for 8 minutes.
  6. It should take no more than 8 minutes, but you can check if it is fully cooked by tasting one piece at a time.
  7. Once it is fully cooked, strain the water from the pot and keep the spaghetti in.
  8. Before placing it back on the stove, add and mix a generous amount of olive oil. Now's the time to add bacon or turkey if you are also using that.
  9. While stirring the spaghetti, add your tomato sauce or paste and keep mixing for a minute and avoid letting it stick to the boiler.
  10. Pour the spaghetti out in your favorite bowl and enjoy!

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quick_coffee_cakes

# Quick Coffee Cakes

Cream one-fourth of a cupful of butter, three-fourths of a cupful of sugar, one egg; add one cupful of milk, two and one-half cupfuls of flour in which two teaspoons of baking powder have been sifted. Beat smooth, then add as many raisins as desired and bake in two pie tins. When the top has begun to crust over, brush with melted butter and sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon. Bake a golden brown.

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quick_waffles

# Quick Waffles

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beat the eggs very light; then gradually mix in the milk, flour and salt; add melted butter.

Pour into the waffle iron and bake at once.

Grease irons well and do not put in too much batter.

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rabbit_onions

# Rabbits with Onions

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel, boil, and slice six (or more) large onions, and season them with nutmeg, and a very little cayenne. Cover them, and set them aside till wanted.
  2. Cut the meat from two rabbits into pieces, and fry them in fresh butter or lard. When browned, and nearly done, cover them with the sliced onions, and brown them, having laid among them some bits of fresh butter rolled in flour.
  3. Dish the rabbits, with the pieces entirely hidden under the onions.

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ragu

# Ragù

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Sauté sausage crumbles in a large pan or dutch oven over medium-low heat. Add enough olive oil to gently fry the crumbles. Cook about five minutes until opaque, not browned.
  2. Add minced onion, carrot, and celery, and parsley to the pan. Stir often and add more olive oil if pan is dry. Cook 30 minutes on very low heat until vegetables are caramelized and sausage is browned.
  3. Add canned tomatoes and their juice. Break up tomatoes in the pan.
  4. Bring to a simmer then add thyme and rosemary
  5. Continue simmer uncovered for 20 minutes, until thickened.
  6. Mix tomato paste with 1 cup of hot water. Reduce heat to very low and add mix to the pan.
  7. Cook about 10 minutes until the sauce is dark red and glistens with oil.
  8. Remove herb sprigs and add pepper to taste.
  9. Meanwhile, boil large pot of salted water then cook and drain the pasta.
  10. Serve ragù over plate of pasta and top with grated parmesan cheese;

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ragu_napoletano

# Ragu Napoletano

This recipe is known by Italian-Americans as «Sunday Gravy», which originated from the Southern Italian dish Ragu Napoletano. This is my variation of my family's version which was passed down 3 generations to me.

# Ingredients

# Tomato Sauce

# Aromatics and Herbs

# Meat

# Meatballs

# Directions

  1. If you already have tomato sauce skip to step 5
  2. For fresh tomatoes, wash and cut out off the green stems of the tomatoes and cut them into a few chunks and lightly salt them over a collander or strainer so they release water and break down quicker
  3. For canned tomatoes, use your hands to crush the peeled tomatoes (don't use a food processor)
  4. In a large stock pot cook down the tomatoes for approximately 30 mins then use a food mill or strainer to remove the skins and seeds to yield tomato sauce (this can be done beforehand and frozen / canned for months)
  5. Mix all the ingredients in the Meatballs section by hand and form equal sized meatballs
  6. Either bake the meatballs at 400°F until brown or fry them with the the other meats in step 7
  7. Coat the bottom of a dutch oven or large stock pot with olive oil and sear each meat one by one, removing from the pot once browned on the outside (do not cook the meat all the way through)
  8. Sweat the onion and garlic, then deglaze the pan with the red wine
  9. Fill the pot with the seared meat, tomato sauce, add the fresh basil, then season with dried oregano, red pepper, salt, pepper, and a pinch of sugar to taste
  10. Cook on very low flame uncovered for 4-5 hours stirring making sure it doesn't burn
  11. Serve over cooked dry pasta such as ziti, penne, rigatoni
  12. Portion the sauce and meats and freeze in containers for up to 4-6 months

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ratan_kuchen

# Ratan Kuchen

# Ingredients

# Directions

Soak yeast in a little warm water and some of the milk 10 minutes, then set a sponge and let it stand about 1 hour (before breakfast); cream butter; add sugar and beat thoroughly; beat the 4 eggs light and add gradually to creamed butter and sugar; now add the other 1/2 pint of milk.

Beat well and add the raisins, dredge with a little flour; now add sponge and beat all thoroughly for 1/2 hour till it drops from the spoon a little thicker than a sweet cake.

Grease your pan with butter and take the split almonds and stick them on the side of the pan. Bake nearly an hour.

This makes 2 small cakes or one large one. Very fine German Coffee Cake. You should use a pan with a tube in the center.

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ratatouille

# Ratatouille

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel and drain the tomatoes (don't mind the seeds): cut out the stem cores; drop the whole tomatoes into boiling water for 2 minutes. Remove into a colander. The skin should split for easy removal; otherwise, make an X cut in the top, then peel off the skin.
  2. Chop the onion and garlic. Clean the bell pepper, cut into small strips.
  3. In a large cooking pot with thick bottom, put in olive oil, onions, and chopped garlic. Add in the bell pepper. Cover to keep in the moisture. Cook for 20 minutes, stirring frequently, and add olive oil as necessary to prevent burning.
  4. Add the tomatoes and Herbes de Provence. If you don't have good garden tomatoes with flavour, add a small can of tomato paste. Stir well and cook for another 15 minutes.
  5. Cut the eggplant into disks. Cut zucchini into disks.
  6. Add the eggplant and zucchini to the pot.
  7. Cook for about 30 minutes.

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ravioli

# Ravioli

# Ingredients

# Dough

# Cheese Filling

# Seafood Fillings

# Directions

  1. The basic rule of thumb I use for pasta is 100g, 1 egg per person
  2. For this recipe you can go two ways, the old school «well» method or a kitchen aid mixer (skip to step 7)
  3. For the well method, pile the flour onto the counter and with your hand carve a hole or a well in the center
  4. Crack the eggs into the center of the well, and drizzle a bit of olive oil into the center
  5. With a fork, begin slowly breaking up, mixing, and incorporating the egg into the flour until there is no longer any loose egg that can escape the outer well border
  6. At this point use your hands to bring the sandy mixture together and knead the dough for about 5-10 minutes or until the dough is smooth
  7. For the stand mixer method just throw all the ingredients into the mixer with a dough hook and set it to level 4 for about 3-5 minutes and it will be done
  8. You might need to scrape the sides down and maybe hand knead the dough a bit longer after it's done to make it into a nice smooth ball
  9. Cover the dough with plastic wrap and let it rest in the fridge a bit so it's easier to roll out (15-30 mins)
  10. While the dough is resting, make the filling by first mixing the ricotta and egg into a bowl
  11. Zest and juice a lemon peel into the bowl
  12. Optionally add seafood ingredients at this point
  13. Grate the Pecorino into the bowl, add salt and pepper to taste, and mix to distribute the ingredients evenly
  14. Take out the dough and cut it into 4 pieces, keeping the ones not currently being worked on covered so they don't dry out
  15. Roll the dough out with a pasta machine down to the point where you can just barely see your hand through it (setting 2-3 out of 7) or roll it out with a rolling pin into a long sheet, maybe like 16 x 8 inches or so
  16. At this point you can either cut the sheet in half and make two sheets, a top and bottom, or one sheet, where you will fold the dough over and use the folded seam as one side of the ravioli
  17. Using a teaspoon, evenly space out the ricotta filling onto the sheets, leaving a few inches on each side for the seams
  18. As stated in step 16, either take the 2nd sheet and place it over top or fold over the dough and press down firmly, forcing out any air and making sure the two pieces of dough stick
  19. You may need to brush some water onto the dough if it is too heavily floured and not sticking
  20. Using a fancy pasta cutter, a knife, or even a pizza cutter, cut evenly between the seams of the raviolis to separate them
  21. If you used a pasta cutter, you are now done, store the raviolis on a floured wax paper sheet or freeze them for later
  22. If you don't have a pasta cutter, use a fork to press down the dough around the edges of the cut raviolis to ensure they are firmly closed and no leaks or air bubbles are visible, or else they will explode when cooked
  23. To cook, throw them in salted boiling water and they will let you know when they're done when they float to the top (1-2 minutes)
  24. Serve the seafood version with a simple fresh red sauce and basil, or spice it up a bit and go with a base of red sauce with some added heavy cream, and a pinch of red pepper flakes to make a pink sauce for the seafood version

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raw_carrot_pudding

# Raw Carrot Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

Salt, cinnamon, lard and nutmeg to taste. Steam three hours. Serve with whipped cream or sauce.

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red_lentil_dahl

# Red Lentil Dahl

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat oil in a soup pot and saute onions for 5 minutes.
  2. Add garlic and ginger and saute 5 more minutes.
  3. Add spices and salt, saute 5 minutes more.
  4. Add 4 cups of water and stir. Add tomatoes and lentils. Bring to a boil and then lower the heat a bit and simmer for 20 minutes.
  5. Add the lemon juice and cilantro and more water if it's too thick. Simmer 10 more minutes, or until lentils are completely tender. This may take a while.

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red_sauce

# Red Sauce (Ragu all'Italiana)

My great-grandma's red sauce. All purpose: good for pastas, lasagnas, subs, etc.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mince the garlic, peel the carrot, peel and cut the onion in half.
  2. Pour the oil in a large pot at medium low heat.
  3. Chop the salt pork and chuck roast simmer in oil with garlic.
  4. Simmer until the meat has browned.
  5. Add the tomato, full carrot, and onion.
  6. Add bay leaf and red pepper then give it a good stir.
  7. Lower heat let simmer for a few hours.
  8. Occasionally stir, and add water if sauce gets too thick.
  9. Add salt and pepper to taste.

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refried_beans

# Refried Beans

One of my favorite dishes that works either as an appetizer or side dish is refried beans. A classic from Mexican cuisine, that is best eaten with some totopos, or tortilla chips.

# Ingredients

As usual, the ingredients here are for about two adult portions:

# Directions

  1. Add the oil and the butter to the frying pan and heat to medium heat.
  2. Chop the onion and mince the garlic.
  3. Once the frying pan is heated, add the onion and garlic to the pan, and fry them for about 3 minutes.
  4. Add salt, cumin, and paprika to taste. Usually I add paprika until the mix is a brownish red. Mix with your spatula, and let fry for about 5 minutes.
  5. Open the can of beans and pour the beans into the pan. Depending on how liquid you want the refried beans to be, you can use all or just some part of the liquid inside the can. I usually get rid of some of the liquid from the can before pouring the beans.
  6. Mash the beans and mix. Let them fry at medium-low to medium heat for about 5 to 10 minutes, mixing from time to time.
  7. Serve, and enjoy with some totopos.

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/refried-beans/

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relish

# Relish

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cut the tomatoes and onions and boil one hour with the sugar, vinegar and salt; at the end of an hour put it through a sieve; now return to the stove and add your red peppers, cut very fine, and cook one more hour. Have it about the consistency of thick cream and bottle hot. Very fine for cold meats, fish, etc.

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rhubarb_and_fig_jam

# Rhubarb and Fig Jam

Cut five pounds rhubarb into inch pieces without peeling. Add one pound figs, four pounds sugar, the grated yellow rind and juice of one lemon and let stand all night. In the morning simmer for an hour. Nut meats may be added if desired.

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rice

# Rice

There are a number of ways to make rice:

See also:


rice_pudding

# Rice Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Wash the rice. Boil it till very soft. Drain it and set it away to get cold. Put the butter and sugar together in a pan, and stir them till very light. Add to them the spice and rose-water. Beat the eggs very light, and stir them, gradually, into the milk. Then stir the eggs and the milk into the butter and sugar, alternately with the rice.
  2. Bake it and grate nutmeg over the top.
  3. Currants or raisins, floured, and stirred in at the last, will greatly improve it.

It should be eaten cold, or quite cool.

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rice_with_cheese

# Rice With Cheese

# Ingredients

Cook a cup of rice in rapidly boiling, salted water until almost ready for the table. Drain, mix with a pint of white sauce, pour into a baking dish, cover with slices of cheese, and bake in a moderate oven twenty minutes.

The white sauce may also be flavored with cheese.

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rice_with_nuts

# Rice With Nuts

# Ingredients

Prepare rice as above, and mingle with white sauce; add half a cup of chopped nuts–pecans or hickory nuts preferred; sprinkle a few chopped nuts over surface, and brown in quick oven.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Mrs. Samuel Semple, President of the State Federation of Pennsylvania Women.


ricotta

# Ricotta

The ricotta is an Italian cheese made by cooking the whey (liquid byproduct of the cheese production), by cooking it at an high temperature (80-90°C), hence the name «ricotta», which means «cooked again». Even though it's typically made from the whey, you can make it directly from the milk as well.

# Ingredients

# Directions

# Preparation

Pour the milk (and/or whey) and the salt into a pot, stir it well, and heat it up to 80°C. Once the temperature has been reached, add the citric acid (or lemon juice) and stir well. You should already see the citric acid react with the milk/whey. Heat it up to 90°C Pour the ricotta in the cheesecloth and let the whey drip. Move the ricotta into the cheese recipient. Store in the fridge.

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ricotta_lasagna_filling

# Ricotta lasagna filling

A quick and easy filling for lasagna based on ricotta

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix the ricotta cheese together with a handful of finely grated parmesan.
  2. Add the oregano and the egg and mix.
  3. Add salt and pepper to taste.

# Credits and Notes


risengroed

# Risengrød

Risengrød is part of the Nordic Christmas tradition as a dinner dish. Rice boiled with milk and a little sugar to form porridge. It is served warm with butter and cinnamon mixed with sugar.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Bring water and rice to a boil in a deep pot. Boil the rice at steady heat and with active stirring for approximately 2 minutes.
  2. Add milk and bring the concoction to a boil. Boil the pot at low heat, still with active stirring for approximately 10 minutes.
  3. Put on lid and boil for approximately 30 minutes. Stir the pot often. If the porridge seems too thin, boil it for another 5-10 minutes.
  4. Add salt.
  5. Mix sugar and cinnamon to form cinnamon sugar in a bowl or container.
  6. Serve warm with cinnamon sugar on top and a bit of butter in the middle.
  7. Enjoy!

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risotti_a_la_milanaise

# Risotti a la Milanaise

# Ingredients

# Directions

Cut up chicken and cook in water as for stewing, seasoning to taste. When almost done add mushrooms and cook a little longer. Now put a large lump of butter in a pan and after washing the rice in several waters, dry on a clean napkin, and add to butter, stirring constantly. Do not allow it to darken. Cook about ten minutes and remove from fire. Take baking dish and put the rice in bottom. Now sprinkle generously with parmesan cheese. Cut chicken up and remove all bones, pour over rice and cook until dry, adding gravy from time to time.

This can be eaten hot or cold.

# Credits and Notes

Der Mensch ist was er iszt [sic].
- German.


roast_duck

# Roast Duck

# Ingredients

The only way in the world to serve a canvas-back or a mallard, or a sprig, or even the toothsome teal, is as follows: The plucked bird should be stuffed with a tight handful of plain raw celery and, in a piping oven, roasted variously 8, 9, 10, or even 11 minutes, according to size of bird and heat of oven. The blood-rare breast is carved with the leg and the carcass then thoroughly squeezed in a press. The resultant liquid is seasoned with salt, pepper, lemon and paprika, and poured hot over the meat. This method of roasting insures the maximum tenderness and flavor in the bird. The longer the wild duck is roasted, the dryer and tougher it becomes.

Hoping that you may find the foregoing useful for your collection, and with best wishes for the success of your book.

Sincerely yours,
JACK LONDON.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Jack London of Glen Ellen, California (also known as John Griffith London (né Chaney; 1876 - 1916); Q45765 on Wikidata). London was an American novelist, journalist, activist and a member of the Socialist Labor Party since April 1896.


roasted_chicken_breast

# Roasted chicken breast

How to roast chicken breast with a «leave-in» probe thermometer. The thermometer ensures the chicken comes out juicy and delicious.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Fill a large bowl with enough water to submerge the chicken. Add salt to the water until it's fully saturated. Put the chicken under the water and let it sit for 20-40 minutes at room temperature.
  2. Preheat the oven to 230°C / 450°F.
  3. Remove the chicken from the water. Rinse it. Dry it. Put it in a roasting pan (you can use a casserole dish, oven-safe skillet, or baking pan too).
  4. Brush the chicken with melted butter. For best results, brush all sides of the chicken breast.
  5. Season with pepper and any optional seasoning. Season with salt last.
  6. Insert the thermometer probe into the thickest part of the smallest breast.
  7. Bake until the internal temperature reaches 68°C / 155°F.
  8. Remove from the oven and immediately cover with foil leaving the probe inserted. Let the chicken sit for 10 minutes at room temperature. The chicken will continue to cook. It should reach at least 74°C / 165°F but if it doesn't, see this reddit post about food safety when cooking chicken to less than 165°F.
  9. Serve

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roesti

# Rösti

Used two serving sizes for this Rösti

This swiss classic works great together with fried eggs and steamed peas or spinach. Can be useful to get rid of leftover potatoes from the day before.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Shred raw or cooked (but cool) potatoes with a grater. The shreds should be quite large so don't use your typical cheese shredder.
  2. Dice the first onion and mix together with potatoes. You can also add diced bacon if you want to. Add your seasonings here.
  3. Heat up some butter in a large pan. Add your mix to the pan on high heat. Let the mixture get warm for a few minutes under constant stirring.
  4. Reduce heat to medium-high. Form the Rösti into a round cack. It should fill out the whole pan. I recommend a thickness of around 1 - 1.5cm (~1/2») for a softer Rösti.
  5. Add some more butter flakes around the inside of the pan to get it under the Rösti.
  6. It can take quite a while for a nice crust to form. Check after roughly 5-10 minutes for browning.
  7. While the Rösti is cooking dice the other onion and the carrots. Steam everything in a pan with a bit of water. Use a lid to get the temperature up.
  8. Alternatively you can use fresh or creamed spinach.
  9. When you're satisfied with the browning, flip the Rösti and set the heat to medium-low. A plate can be useful here, put it on top of the Rösti in the pan and flip. Then gently put the whole cake back in the pan.
  10. When the Rösti crispness is to your liking, remove from pan and fry two eggs. A runny yolk adds quite a bit to the potatoes.
  11. Top Rösti with eggs and serve with the peas or spinach.

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rose_leaves_candied

# Rose Leaves Candied

Take red roses, remove all the whites at the bottom. Take three times their weight in sugar, put a pint of water to a pint of roses, skin well, shred the roses a little before you put them into the water, and cover them, and when the leaves are tender, put in the sugar.

Keep stirring lest they burn and the syrup be consumed.

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russian_1000_islands_sauce

# Russian 1000 Islands Sauce

A tasty sauce that goes well with salads or rice. Recipe taken from a Russian monastery.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put ingredients into bowl or cup.
  2. Mix together thoroughly.

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sally_lunn

# Sally Lunn

# Ingredients

# Directions

A good breakfast toast is made by dipping the slices of bread in a pint of milk to which a beaten egg and a pinch of salt are added, and frying.

# Credits and Notes


salmon_croquettes

# Salmon Croquettes

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix well and form into croquettes. Roll in egg and cracker crumbs and fry in deep fat.

# Credits and Notes


salsa

# Salsa

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add all ingredients to a food processor and burst shortly for desired degree of chunkyness.
  2. Refrigerate until consumption. (max 1 week)

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salsa_verde

# Salsa Verde

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place tomatillos, garlic, and chilies in a medium saucepan and cover with water. Simmer until tomatillos turn pale green, about 10 minutes.
  2. Transfer tomatillos, garlic, and chilies into a blender or food processor. Add the onion and cilantro. Puree until smooth, then salt to taste, usually a teaspoon (6g) will suffice.
  3. Heat oil in a medium saucepan until hot but not smoking. Pour puree into the pan and cook, stirring occasionally, until thickened somewhat, about 6-8 minutes.

Makes about 2 cups (475mL). Refrigerate leftovers

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sam_l_semple_s_daube

# Sam'l Semple's Daube

Brown a thick slice from a round of beef in a hot pan and season carefully, adding water to make a pan gravy; add also a pint of tomato juice and onion juice to taste; cover and simmer gently for at least an hour and a half; turn the meat frequently, keeping the gravy in sufficient quantity to insure that the meat shall be thoroughly moist and thoroughly seasoned.

When served, it should be, if carefully done, very tender. The gravy may be thickened or not, according to individual taste.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was made by Mrs. Samuel Semple of Brookville, Pennsylvania.


sand_tarts

# Sand Tarts

There are a number of recipes for making icing on the MDKwiki:

All taken from The Suffrage Cook Book (1915).


sand_tarts_1

# Sand Tarts

# Ingredients

One pound of granulated sugar, three-quarters of a pound of butter, one pound of flour, one pound of almonds blanched and split, and three eggs. Cream butter and sugar till very light, add the yolks of the three eggs and the whites of two. Add the flour; roll on the board and cut in oblong or diamond shapes. Beat the white of the remaining egg and bake.

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sand_tarts_2

# Sand Tarts

# Ingredients

# Directions

Milk enough to make a stiff dough. Roll very thin, cut out and brush over with beaten egg and milk mixed together. Put two or three blanched almonds on each tart and dust with cinnamon and sugar.

Bake in moderate oven.

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sardine_cakes

# Sardine Cakes

Can be served with a Spicy Yogurt Sauce as Tapas or Hors D'Oeuvres.

# Ingredients

# Sardine Fish Cakes

# Spicy Yogurt Sauce

# Directions

  1. Remove sardines from tin, reserving oil, and place fish in a mixing bowl. Add remaining fish cake ingredients, along with the oil from one tin (about 2 TB) to the bowl.
  2. Gently mix all the ingredients together with a fork. Mix until incorporated, but don't purée.
  3. Use something to scoop the fish cake mix into small balls. Flatten into small patties 2» across, and about ½» thick.
  4. Set patties on a rimmed baking sheet, large cast iron pan, or casserole dish.
  5. Refrigerate patties for about 30 minutes.
  6. While fish cakes chill, mix together all the ingredients for the yogurt sauce.
  7. Move oven rack to the top 3rd of the oven. Broil for 5 minutes, flip, and broil 3-5 minutes more, until cakes are golden brown.
  8. Drizzle some lemon juice on cakes. Serve while still hot with the yogurt sauce. Enjoy!

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sardine_savories

# Sardine Savories

Sardines, one hard boiled egg, brown bread, parsley. Cut the brown bread into strips and butter them. Remove the skin and the bones from the sardines and lay one fish on each finger of the bread. Chop the white of the egg into fine pieces and rub the yolk through a strainer. Chop the parsley very fine and decorate each sardine with layers of the white, the yolk and the chopped parsley. Season with pepper and salt.

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saturn

# Saturn ♄

Saturn (Q193 on Wikidata) is the sixth planet from the Sun, and the second-largest planet in our solar system.

# Introduction

Like fellow gas giant Jupiter, Saturn is a massive ball made mostly of hydrogen and helium. Saturn is not the only planet to have rings, but none are as spectacular or as complex as Saturn's. Saturn also has dozens of moons.

From the jets of water that spray from Saturn's moon Enceladus to the methane lakes on smoggy Titan, the Saturn system is a rich source of scientific discovery and still holds many mysteries.

# Namesake

The farthest planet from Earth discovered by the unaided human eye, Saturn has been known since ancient times. The planet is named for the Roman god of agriculture and wealth, who was also the father of Jupiter.

# Potential for Life

Saturn's environment is not conducive to life as we know it. The temperatures, pressures, and materials that characterize this planet are most likely too extreme and volatile for organisms to adapt to.

While planet Saturn is an unlikely place for living things to take hold, the same is not true of some of its many moons. Satellites like Enceladus and Titan, home to internal oceans, could possibly support life.

# Size and Distance

With an equatorial diameter of about 20,500 kilometers, Saturn is 9 times wider than Earth. If Earth were the size of a nickel, Saturn would be about as big as a volleyball.

From an average distance of 1.4 billion kilometers, Saturn is 9.5 astronomical units away from the Sun. One astronomical unit (abbreviated as AU), is the distance from the Sun to Earth. From this distance, it takes sunlight 80 minutes to travel from the Sun to Saturn.

# Orbit and Rotation

Saturn has the second-shortest day in the solar system. One day on Saturn takes only 10.7 hours (the time it takes for Saturn to rotate or spin around once), and Saturn makes a complete orbit around the Sun (a year in Saturnian time) in about 29.4 Earth years (10,756 Earth days).

Its axis is tilted by 26.73 degrees with respect to its orbit around the Sun, which is similar to Earth's 23.5-degree tilt. This means that, like Earth, Saturn experiences seasons.

# Moons

Saturn is home to a vast array of intriguing and unique worlds. From the haze-shrouded surface of Titan to crater-riddled Phoebe, each of Saturn's moons tells another piece of the story surrounding the Saturn system. As of March 2025, Saturn had 274 confirmed moons in its orbit, far more than any other planet in our solar system, with other Saturnian satellites continually awaiting confirmation of their discovery and official naming by the International Astronomical Union (IAU).

# Rings

Saturn's rings are thought to be pieces of comets, asteroids, or shattered moons that broke up before they reached the planet, torn apart by Saturn's powerful gravity. They are made of billions of small chunks of ice and rock coated with other materials such as dust. The ring particles mostly range from tiny, dust-sized icy grains to chunks as big as a house. A few particles are as large as mountains. The rings would look mostly white if you looked at them from the cloud tops of Saturn, and interestingly, each ring orbits at a different speed around the planet.

Saturn's ring system extends up to 282,000 kilometers from the planet, yet the vertical height is typically about 10 meters in the main rings. Named alphabetically in the order they were discovered, the rings are relatively close to each other, with the exception of a gap measuring 4,700 kilometers in width called the Cassini Division that separates Rings A and B. The main rings are A, B, and C. Rings D, E, F, and G are fainter and more recently discovered.

Starting at Saturn and moving outward, there is the D ring, C ring, B ring, Cassini Division, A ring, F ring, G ring, and finally, the E ring. Much farther out, there is the very faint Phoebe ring in the orbit of Saturn's moon Phoebe.

# Formation

Saturn took shape when the rest of the solar system formed about 4.5 billion years ago when gravity pulled swirling gas and dust in to become this gas giant. About 4 billion years ago, Saturn settled into its current position in the outer solar system, where it is the sixth planet from the Sun. Like Jupiter, Saturn is mostly made of hydrogen and helium, the same two main components that make up the Sun.

# Structure

Like Jupiter, Saturn is made mostly of hydrogen and helium. At Saturn's center is a dense core of metals like iron and nickel surrounded by rocky material and other compounds solidified by intense pressure and heat. It is enveloped by liquid metallic hydrogen inside a layer of liquid hydrogen -similar to Jupiter's core but considerably smaller.

It's hard to imagine, but Saturn is the only planet in our solar system with an average density that is less than water. The giant gas planet could float in a bathtub if such a colossal thing existed.

# Surface

As a gas giant, Saturn doesn't have a true surface. The planet is mostly swirling gases and liquids deeper down. While a spacecraft would have nowhere to land on Saturn, it wouldn't be able to fly through unscathed either. The extreme pressures and temperatures deep inside the planet would crush, melt, and vaporize any spacecraft trying to fly into the planet.

# Atmosphere

Saturn is blanketed with clouds that appear as faint stripes, jet streams, and storms. The planet is many different shades of yellow, brown, and gray.

Winds in the upper atmosphere reach 500 meters per second in the equatorial region. In contrast, the strongest hurricane-force winds on Earth top out at about 110 meters per second. And the pressure - the same kind you feel when you dive deep underwater - is so powerful it squeezes gas into a liquid.

Saturn's north pole has an interesting atmospheric feature - a six-sided jet stream. This hexagon-shaped pattern was first noticed in images from the Voyager I spacecraft and has been more closely observed by the Cassini spacecraft since. Spanning about 30,000 kilometers across, the hexagon is a wavy jet stream of about 322 kilometers per hour with a massive, rotating storm at the center. There is no weather feature like it anywhere else in the solar system.

# Magnetosphere

Saturn's magnetic field is smaller than Jupiter's but still 578 times as powerful as Earth's. Saturn, the rings, and many of the satellites lie totally within Saturn's enormous magnetosphere, the region of space in which the behavior of electrically charged particles is influenced more by Saturn's magnetic field than by the solar wind.

Aurorae occur when charged particles spiral into a planet's atmosphere along magnetic field lines. On Earth, these charged particles come from the solar wind. Cassini showed that at least some of Saturn's aurorae are like Jupiter's and are largely unaffected by the solar wind. Instead, these aurorae are caused by a combination of particles ejected from Saturn's moons and Saturn's magnetic field's rapid rotation rate. But these «non-solar-originating» aurorae are not completely understood yet.

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sauerkraut

# Sauerkraut

Sauerkraut is a based lacto-fermented food that is healthy and has a long shelf live.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prepare and clean as many glass jars as you think you'll need.
  2. Chop or shred cabbage and rinse under cold water. Sprinkle with salt.
  3. Knead the cabbage with clean hands for about 10 minutes until there is enough liquid to cover it.
  4. Stuff the cabbage into a glass jar, pressing the cabbage underneath the liquid. If necessary, add a bit of water to completely cover the cabbage.
  5. Cover the jar with a tight lid, airlock lid, or coffee filter secured with a rubber band.
  6. Culture at room temperature (60-70°F/15-20°C is preferred) for at least 2 weeks, until desired flavor and texture is achieved. If using a tight lid, burp it daily to release excess pressure.
  7. Once the sauerkraut is finished, put a tight lid on the jar and move to cold storage. The sauerkraut's flavor will continue to develop as it ages.

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sausage_rolls

# Sausage Rolls

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place baking paper onto a tray
  2. Whisk eggs
  3. Lay out pastry, brush or pour egg whisk so it lightly covers the pastry
  4. Prepare sausage meat onto pastry
  5. Fold pastry around the meat, apply extra egg whisk to the ‘seal' where the pastry is folded together
  6. Bake until golden brown.

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savory_lamb_stew

# Savory Lamb Stew

Take two pounds spring lamb and braise light with butter size of a walnut. Add 3 cups boiling water, 3 onions, salt and pepper, and let simmer slowly for 1/2 hour. Then add six peeled raw potatoes and small head of young cabbage (cut in eighths) cover closely and allow at least an hour's slow boiling. This can be made on the stove, in the oven, or in fireless cooker.

The flavor of this dish can be varied by the addition of two or three tomatoes.

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savory_rice_and_tomato

# Savory Rice and Tomato

Fry until crisp a quarter pound of salt pork. Put into the pan with it a medium-sized onion, minced fine and brown. All this to three cupfuls of boiled rice; mix in two green peppers seeded and chopped, and a cupful of tomato sauce. Season all to taste with salt and pepper, turn into a buttered baking dish, sprinkle with fine breadcrumbs and small pieces of butter. Brown.

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savory_squash

# Savory Squash

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel Butternut squash and discard both ends. Cut in half lengthwise, scoop and discard seeds. Cut in half lengthwise again.
  2. Place face down on greased baking sheet. Rotate to roast the other face after 20 minutes, Check at 45 mins with a toothpick for softness.
  3. Cut up into 2 inch chunks and toss into stand mixer. Mix on high and add a half stick of butter and salt to taste. Stir in half of the St. Augur blue cheese.
  4. Pour into casserole dish. Stir in any extra blue cheese to taste or crumble on top. Lower oven to 300 and bake the mashed squash for 15 minutes.
  5. Garnish with chopped chives on top.

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scandinavian_coffee_cake

# Scandinavian Coffee Cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Scald milk.
  2. Add shortening, sugar, and salt.
  3. Stir until sugar dissolves; cool to lukewarm.
  4. Dissolve yeast in water; combine with milk mixture.
  5. Stir in half the flour; add eggs; beat well.
  6. Add enough of remaining flour to make a soft dough.
  7. Turn out on lightly floured board; knead till smooth and elastic.
  8. (See a recipe for white bread) put in a greased bowl; brush with shortening; cover; let rise in a warm place, 80°-85°F (25°-30°C) till double in bulk (about 2 hours).
  9. Turn out on floured board; roll into a rectangle 8 by 12 inches.
  10. Brush with butter.
  11. Sprinkle with brown sugar and cinnamon.
  12. Roll up like jelly roll; shape into a ring on greased baking sheet; pinch ends.
  13. From the outside, cut through the ring toward center almost all the way through in 1- inch slices.
  14. Fan out slices slightly to side.
  15. Brush with shortening; cover; let it rise for about 45 minutes or till double in bulk.
  16. Meanwhile set oven for moderate 375°F (190°C).
  17. Bake 25 to 30 minutes.
  18. While warm spread with confectioners' sugar icing; sprinkle with chopped walnuts.

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schinkenfleckerl_gratinated

# Schinkenfleckerl überbacken, Viennese Mac'n'Cheese

This is a recipe for a typical Austrian carb and protein bomber. This is traditionally made with ham or smoked rolled roast. This is good if you want to feed a family or if you just want to be lazy and eat the same thing for 3 or 4 days.

Serve topped with cheese on top of salad (with Mustard, Jam, Salt, 1 Vinegar, 4 Oil-Vinegrette)

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Start cooking noodles.
  2. First slice, then cube ham into smaller than 1cm³ pieces.
  3. Whip cream in a big bowl.
  4. Add spices, eggs and sour cream to bowl and stir.
  5. Put ham cubes in and stir.
  6. Put noodles without water into bowl and mix.
  7. Put the mixture into one or two baking pans (with baking paper).
  8. Bake at ~160°C for ~2 hours.
  9. Optionally gratin mozzarella or any other cheese on top for 5-10 minutes.

There you have it, an idiot-proof carb and protein bomber that should taste reasonably well. Besides browning the noodles this is really just throwing stuff into a baking pan. This is the kind of dish that tastes better the next day so it's ideal for making on a Sunday and eating for the next 3 or 4 days. Just reheat in oven or pan (add little water).

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schnitzel

# Schnitzel

Original Austrian breaded meat, pan-fried in butter.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prepare 3 bowls. (One with flour, one with beaten eggs, one with bread crumbs seasoned with salt and paprika)
  2. Wash the veal and gently dry it with kitchen roll.
  3. Put the veal on a board and beat it with a meat tenderizer (or a rolling pin) to a thickness of 0.5 cm. (Beating the veal makes it tender)
  4. Season the veal with salt and pepper on both sides, dive it through the 3 bowls. (First flour, then eggs, finally bread crumbs)
  5. Melt the butter in a deep pan. (Attention: not too hot. Butter should not turn brown)
  6. Fry the veal on each side until it is gold brown. (e.g. 3 min on each side)
  7. Serve with a piece of lemon.

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scouse

# Scouse

A hearty and cheap stew, that's easy to make and is my go to dish to make and freeze on weeknights. This dish is really flexible and goes with virtually any vegetables you've got in your cupboard. Originated around Stoke and Liverpool as Lobscouse and later split into the dishes Lobby and Scouse.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Finely dice the onions and garlic. Chop the carrots, potatoes, parsnips and/or swede into a uniform size.
  2. Fry the diced onion with a bit of oil until brown, in a deep pot. Then quickly fry the garlic (until you can smell it).
  3. Add the mince whole and sear (flipping to sear the other side before breaking up).
  4. Once the mince is properly browned, Pour in the beef stock.
  5. Add your root vegetables now, along with your bayleaf, salt and lots of pepper.
  6. Leave to boil for about a half hour then remove the bayleaf. Adding the cabbage half way through.
  7. Stir in the gravy granules until you get the thickness you want and Serve.

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scripture_cake

# Scripture Cake

 1     cup of   butter--Judges    5 chap. 25 Verse
 3 1/2  "   "    flour--1 Kings   4   "   22   "
 3      "   "    sugar--Jeremiah  6   "   20   "
 2      "   "  raisins--1 Sam'l  30   "   12   "
 2      "   "     figs--1 Sam'l  30   "   12   "
 1      "   "    water--Genesis  24   "   17   "
 1      "   "   almond--Genesis  43   "   11   "
 6                eggs--Isaiah   10   "   14   "
 1 tablespoon of Honey--Exodus   33   "    3   "
 A pinch of       salt--Leviticus 2   "   13   "
 Spices to       taste--1 Kings  10   "   10   "

Follow Solomon's advice for making good boys, and you will have a good cake.

Proverbs: 23 Ch. 14 Verse.

# Use of The Bible

The above text was taken from 1915's The Suffrage Cook Book, as compiled by Mrs. L. O. Kleber that features a number of wholesome recipes, as written by contemporary suffragettes and allies - the original text, for some reason, has a Bible verse that has a number of translations:

What this has to do with a cooking book is up to you to decide.

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sea_foam

# Sea Foam

For sea foam candy cook three cupfuls of light brown sugar, a cupful of water and a tablespoon of vinegar until the syrup forms a hard ball when dropped into cold water. Pour it slowly over the stiffly beaten whites of two eggs, beating continually until the candy is stiff enough to hold its shape. Then work in half a cupful of chopped nuts and half a teaspoon of vanilla. Drop in small pieces on waxed paper.

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seafood_pasta

# Garlic Butter Seafood Pasta

This is a simple outline of how to cook a creamy seafood pasta with white wine butter sauce.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Prepare your pasta, if you don't know how I recommend to follow these instructions. I choose to make mine al dente because it will continue to cook slightly once we add the sauce.
  2. Defrost/Deshell your seafood of choice
  3. Chop a half tablespoon of garlic into small pieces
  4. In a large pan on medium heat, saute your chopped garlic in salt and butter for a minute or so.
  5. Add and saute the seafood. Season with oregano, red pepper flakes and salt
  6. Add a half cup heavy cream and a third cup of white wine to the pan. Cook until you have the consistency you want.
  7. Drain your pasta (Which should be cooked by now) and pour contents of the pan into the pasta.

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shakshouka

# Shakshouka

Shakshouka is a dish of eggs poached in a sauce of tomatoes, olive oil, peppers, onion and garlic, and commonly spiced with cumin, paprika, cayenne pepper, and nutmeg. This recipe is a quick and simple version for a delicious breakfast.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Scald the tomatoes so they are easier to peel.
  2. Peel the tomatoes and cut into cubes
  3. Chop the onion and glaze it on the frying pan with oil
  4. Add tomatoes
  5. SEASON
  6. Stir and wait for it to get denser
  7. Knock the eggs in
  8. Season the eggs
  9. Cover the pan with a lid
  10. Cook until eggs are laid
  11. Add chives

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shepherds_pie

# Shepherd's Pie

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel potatoes, cut into cubes and boil in saltwater for 20 minutes. Peel the onions and carrots and cut into small cubes.
  2. Heat the oil in a pan and fry the minced meat until crumbly. Add the onions, carrots and peas. Add the tomato paste and beef stock. Stir well and season with paprika, pepper and salt.
  3. Drain potatoes and mash with butter. Add milk, season with nutmeg and stir until creamy.
  4. Preheat the oven to 200°C. Grease a casserole dish with butter, put the minced meat in it and spread the mashed potatoes on it with a piping bag. Put the dish in the oven for 30-40 minutes.

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shit

# Shit

Shit (also poop, feces, excrement, poopoo, 💩; Q519 on Wikidata) is what comes out of your arse when you go to the toilet. Oh, how wonderful!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was seemly obsessed with the stuff, making a reference to ass eating in one of his songs («Difficile lectu» with the lyrics «Leck du mich im Arsch», you don't need to know German to read that) as well as strangest of all, sending a letter to his cousin and possible love-interest Maria Anna Thekla Mozart with this as the contents:

Well, I wish you good night, but first,
Shit in your bed and make it burst.
Sleep soundly, my love
Into your mouth your arse you'll shove.

What a guy.

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shortcrust_pastry

# Shortcrust pastry

Shortcrust pastry is the base recipe for many baked sweets. The ingredients below are roughly enough for an 8 slices crostata, but servings are reduced if the dough is used alone (e. g. for biscuits).

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut the butter in slices, put it in a large bowl and leave it at room temperature until it's easy to knead.
  2. Add the powdered sugar and knead until uniform. From now on, pay attention to knead fast enough so that the butter doesn't melt. If it does, place the dough in the fridge for 15-30 minutes before going on.
  3. Add the eggs and knead. It's not necessary that the dough is perfectly uniform.
  4. Add all the flour and knead. Don't knead too much after adding the flour, or the dough won't reach its typical crumbliness. The dough is ready when it's uniform and the surface cracks when you bend it.
  5. Roll out the dough on baking paper. Don't make it too thin: it's not supposed to rise, so it would burn during cooking.
  6. Keep in the fridge for 15-30 minutes before use.

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shortcrust_pastry_biscuits

# Shortcrust pastry biscuits

This is a basic recipe from which many variants can be created. For example, you could add powedered cocoa (4 tsp), honey (4 tsp), or grated chocolate (80 g). You may also use mashed fruit, but since it contains much water you would then have to add flour to restore the original consistency of the dough.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 170 °C in static mode.
  2. Create small balls of dough, place them on baking paper and flatten them slightly. They won't rise, so you're deciding here the size of the biscuits.
  3. Cook in the oven. It should take about 45 minutes but it depends on the size and shape of the biscuits, so you would do better to start checking after 30.

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shrimp_and_chicken_jambalaya

# Shrimp and Chicken Jambalaya

Warm up your stock with raw shrimp shells to infuse additional flavour, if desired. Serve dish with french bread and your favourite beer.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Mix together the seasoning mix (herbs, salt, pepper).
  2. Mix together the Holy Trinity (onion, celery, bell pepper).
  3. In a Cast Iron Durch Oven, melt the butter over medium heat, add the Andouille and cook until it starts to brown.
  4. Add 1/2 of the Holy Trinity, cook until the vegetables are tender.
  5. Add the diced tomatoes and cook for one minute. Add the tomato sauce and cook for another minute.
  6. Add the rice and cook for 2 minutes, stirring constantly.
  7. Add the stock, remaining Holy Trinity, seasoning mix, Worcestershire, and the garlic.
  8. Taste the broth for seasoning, particularly salt.
  9. Add the chicken, stir well and put the pot in the preheated oven. Bake uncovered for 25 minutes.
  10. Stir in the raw shrimp, parsley, and green onions - place back into oven for another 10 minutes (or until the shrimp is cooked through).

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shrimp_and_grits

# Shrimp and Grits

This recipe is derived from Smokin' & Grillin' wit AB – YouTube

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add bacon to hot pan. Meanwhile, in separate pot , bring chicken broth to a boil.
  2. Add grits to chicken broth and stir. Cover and simmer per instructions on box.
  3. Once grits are done, add butter plus salt and pepper to taste. Stir until combined.
  4. Add cheese. Stir until combined.
  5. Once bacon is done, keep bacon fat in the pan. Add shrimp and fry on medium-high heat
  6. Add Creole seasoning, lemon juice, Worcestershire Sauce, garlic and toss.
  7. Fry until shrimp turns white on each side which is about 5-7 minutes total.
  8. In a bowl, serve shrimp and bacon over grits. Top with parsley.

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shrimp_fettuccine_alfredo

# Shrimp Fettuccine Alfredo

Shrimp fettuccine alfredo is one of the best tasting and low effort dishes. The recipe i give below yields an alfredo sauce that is a bit on the thicker side. If you want a thinner sauce, adding a touch or two more milk will thin out the sauce. This is a great meal for 3-4 people or you can eat one serving and freeze the rest for 2-3 more dinners.

# Ingredients

# Directions

# Initial Preparation (5-10 minutes)

  1. Grate your Parmesan Cheese
  2. Peel your shrimp

The dish has two main parts–the Pasta and the Alfredo Sauce. In order that you can have both finish about the same time, I have given estimates on the individual cook times.

# Preparing the Pasta (10-20 minutes)

  1. In a medium saucepan, bring 4 cups of water to a rapid boil.
  2. Turn down to medium heat (Simmering).
  3. Add your pasta noodles.

Preparing the Alfredo Sauce (7-10 minutes)

  1. In a large frying pan, add butter, garlic powder, and shrimp.
  2. On medium heat, sauté ingredients until shrimp are cooked.
  3. Then add the cream cheese broken into chunks.
  4. Stir until creamy.
  5. Once cream cheese is to sauce consistency, add milk.
  6. Stir until light simmer.
  7. Add parmesan cheese and continue stirring.
  8. Stir until cheese is mixed.
  9. Remove from heat.

# Serving

  1. Strain cooked pasta noodles.
  2. Serve the strained noodles on a plate and top with alfredo sauce.

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shrimp_wriggle

# Shrimp Wriggle

# Ingredients

# Directions

Dissolve flour in cream, add shrimps, rice, pepper (chopped), pour in cream, add butter, add condiments, add just before serving 1 wineglass sherry or Madeira.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Helen Ring Robinson (1878 - 1923; Q5703062 on Wikidata) of Denver, Colorado. Robinson was an American suffragist, writer, and the first woman to serve as a state senator in the United States and the first in the Colorado State Senate


simple_chicken_curry

# Simple Chicken Curry

An easy chicken curry recipe which scales very well (double it, triple it, etc.). Best served with rice.

Servings: 3-4

# Ingredients

Spices - 1 ½ tsp Coriander - 1 tsp Cumin - ½ tsp Turmeric - ½ tsp Ground Fennel Seeds - ½ tsp Cinnamon - ½ tsp Black Pepper - ½ tsp Ginger - ¼ tsp Mustard - ¼ tsp Ground Cloves - Sriracha Sauce (optional)

Main Ingredients - ¼ cup (½ stick) Butter - 1 large Onion - 4 cloves Garlic - 2-3 cups Chicken Broth - 2-3 cups Crushed or Pureed Tomatoes - 1 ½ lbs Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts

# Directions

  1. Mince the garlic and dice the onion.
  2. Saute onion and garlic with the butter in a pot.
  3. Once the onion is just beginning to brown, pour in the chicken broth and tomato and raise heat to high.
  4. Cut the chicken breasts into bite-sized cubes.
  5. Add the chicken and the spices.
  6. Once the pot reaches a boil, reduce heat and let simmer for 30 minutes.

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simple_pasta_cream_sauce

# Simple Creamy Pasta Sauce

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add 1 teaspoon of flour into a saucepan.
  2. Pour ~60ml(2fl oz|1/4 cup) of cream into a saucepan.
  3. Stir and turn on maximum heat.
  4. Keep stirring until it becomes thick. If the sauce is too liquid, add more flour, if the sauce is too solid (like a uncooked pancake), add more cream.
  5. Mix the sauce with the pasta.

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simple_sauce

# Simple sauce

This is a simple and well known recipe. It goes by many names and this recipe is a starting point for many sauces, eg ‘1000 island sauce'.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix one part tomato sauce with two parts mayonnaise. What ‘part' means is up to you, because that will determine how much sauce you will have. You can also adjust this to your liking. More tomato sauce, more acidity. More mayonnaise, more sweetness.
  2. Enjoy!

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slow_cooked_lamb_with_lemon

# Slow-cooked Lamb with Lemon

You'll need a good-sized lidded pot that can go in the oven for this. But if you don't have that then you can use a large roasting tray with sides and cover it with foil, sealing it as best you can. It's an excellent celebration or Sunday meal.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. On the night before: Mix up some olive oil, the juice of half a lemon, the oregano, the rosemary, and some salt and pepper. Rub this mixture into the meat and leave it in the fridge overnight to marinate.
  2. The next day: Heat the oven to 375°F/190°C/gas mark 5.
  3. Break apart the garlic. You can leave the skin on the cloves, or you can peel them, as you prefer. Chop the carrots, leek, onion, the remaining lemon, and the potatoes into chunks.
  4. Arrange the meat in the pot with the vegetables underneath and around it. Pour in any marinating juices, as well as a cup of water.
  5. Cook for 2½ – 3 hours. Half way through it's a good idea to check and see if it needs some more water to keep things from burning.
  6. Remove the lid and let the meat brown for a few minutes if you think it needs it.
  7. Pull the meat apart and serve, with yoghurt and fresh bread. You can use the juices as a gravy.

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smoked_salmon_pasta_primavera

# Smoked Salmon Pasta Primavera

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a large pot of boiling salted water, cook linguine 10 min or until al dente, adding asparagus, beans, and sugar snap peas during the last 3 minutes of cooking and edamame during the last minute. Drain very well.
  2. Meanwhile in large saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Add onion and garlic; cook, stirring 3 minutes. Stir in flour. Very gradually whisk in milk until smooth and stir often until mixture boils and has thickened (5 mins).
  3. Add pasta mixture, stirring until hot. Stir in salmon and mint just until mixed. Squeeze juice from lemon into pasta and stir.

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smoked_salmon_quiche

# Smoked Salmon Quiche

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine all pastry ingredients in a food processor (mix flour and butter, then add water gradually while mixing).
  2. Gather into a ball, cover with plastic wrap and chill 1 hour.
  3. Saute onion until shiny in the butter.
  4. Stir in salmon, chives, garlic, and basil. Cool.
  5. Preheat the oven to 400F.
  6. Roll out the dough to fit a 10» tart pan. Prick with a fork.
  7. Arrange the salmon mixture in the pre-baked tart shell.
  8. Whisk eggs with milk and cream, season with pepper and pour in the tart shell.
  9. Bake about 30 minutes at 325F, until puffed and golden.

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smoked_turkey

# smoked-turkey

Turkey, smoked on a charcoal grill

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix garlic powder into the whipped butter.
  2. Remove giblets and other materials from the turkey cavity.
  3. Rinse the turkey and pat dry with a towel.
  4. Liberally coat the turkey with the whipped butter mixture. Ensure the entire surface is coated.
  5. Place turkey in a foil baking pan with mixed vegetables. If available, use a rack to elevate the turkey from the bottom of the pan.
  6. Add chicken broth until it coats the bottom of the pan.
  7. Cover the pan in foil.
  8. Ignite the charcoal grill; arrange the coals for indirect cooking. Try to maintain a temperature of 300-400°F.
  9. Place the turkey in pan on the grill and cook indirectly for 1 hour.
  10. Remove the foil, and continue cooking over indirect heat.
  11. Periodically (every 15-30 minutes) baste the turkey with its own juices. If the bottom of the pan is dry, add chicken broth and reduce heat.
  12. Remove when the turkey reaches an internal temperature of 160°F in the breast.
  13. Allow to rest for 10 minutes before carving.

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soft_gingerbread

# Soft Gingerbread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Dissolve soda in couple teaspoonfuls hot water.

# Credits and Notes


soft_gingerbread_alt

# Soft Gingerbread

# Ingredients

# Directions

No direction was given in the original text

# Credits and Notes


solar_system

# The Solar System

The Solar System (Q544 on Wikidata) is a collective of 8 planets, forming what could be said as a type of neighborhood.

It is made up of:

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soleier

# Soleier (pickled eggs)

Soleier are a german pub dish. They are typically enjoyed between two beers.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put 750mL of water and the peels of five onions in a pot and let them cook for five minutes. Remove the peels about twenty minutes later.
  2. Put the eggs, one teaspoon of sugar, two tablespoons of salt and all spices (but vinegar and garlic) in the pot, bring it to a boil and cook them for seven minutes.
  3. Use a spoon to remove the eggs from the pot and crack them all around. Do not remove the eggshell!
  4. Place the eggs and the garlic in a jar, fill it with the spiced water and add the vinegar. Add water, if needed, so that the eggs are covered.
  5. Let them rest for at least three days and at most two weeks at room temperature or slightly below.

# Consumption Recommendation

  1. Peel the egg and cut it in half.
  2. Remove the yolk and fill the egg with mustard, oil, salt and pepper.
  3. Place the yolk on top.

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soup

# Soup

There are a number of recipes on how to make soups on the MDKwiki:


soup_for_invalids

# Soup for Invalids

Cut into small pieces one pound of beef or mutton or a part of both. Boil it gently in two quarts of water. Take off the scum and when reduced to a pint, strain it and season with a little salt. Give one teacupful at a time.

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sour_pickles

# Sour Pickles

# Ingredients

# Directions

The original text gave no directions.

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sourdough_bread_with_seeds_and_grains

# Sourdough bread with seeds and grains

# Ingredients

# For the preparation

# For the bread

# Directions

# Preparations (the day before)

  1. Feed your sourdough starter for the next day.
  2. Boil the grain in 500g water for 45 minutes.
  3. Put the seeds and 100g water into a bowl.
  4. Store everything in a locked bowl overnight (13-16h).

# Bread

  1. Remove leftover water from the seeds and grains
  2. Stir all ingredients for the bread and knead them well.
  3. Let the dough rest for 5 hours in warm (25-30°C) conditions.
  4. Preheat the oven to 250°C.
  5. Bake for up to 20 minute with steam.
  6. Release the steam and turn the heat down to 150°C.
  7. Bake for another 50-60 minutes

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sourdough_loaf

# Sourdough Table Loaf

If you've never made your own sourdough bread, it can be intimidating! But I believe it is absolutely worth the time and effort. You can look up videos to explain some of the methods listed, such as the stretch and fold, or different ways to shape your loaf. Fermenting grains has been a tradition of home cooking for millennia, and an art only lost in recent years. Fermenting grains has numerous health benefits, is much easier to digest, and even contains natural preservatives. You can get a sourdough starter from any bakery in your area, or make your own from scratch! Also, if you don't have a scale, get one!

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine sourdough starter with warm water, break apart and dissolve.
  2. Add flour and mix together gently to hydrate. Mixture will be very wet and sticky.
  3. Once there is no dry flour, let stand for 30 minutes (autolyze).
  4. Add sea salt.
  5. Wet hands and begin to stretch and fold dough to combine salt and to begin gluten formation.
  6. Add drops of water until dough becomes cohesive and supple with no toughness or resistance.
  7. Dough will prove on the counter top for 4 - 5 hours. About every 30 minutes, perform a stretch and fold. This involves grabbing the dough with a wet hand, folding over the top of itself, and repeating this step by turning the bowl and making your way around the dough. It will take some practice to work with a dough of this level of hydration, but will get easier!
  8. You will know fermentation is complete when small bubbles are seen on the surface around the edge of your dough. You can also perform a window pane test by grasping a pinch of dough and pulling it between your fingers. The dough should stretch enough to become see-through. This means enough gluten has formed that the dough is strong enough to hold large air bubbles as it bakes.
  9. Turn onto generously floured surface using a bowl scraper or spatula to protect the dough. Handling the dough gently will prevent deflation.
  10. Shape the dough: Take the two sides and fold them into the center of the wet dough. Then, take the top and bottom and fold them also over the center of the wet dough. Optional: grasp the edge of the dough closest to you and roll dough away from you into a tight loaf shape. Generously flour.
  11. Place into a dish about the size of the dough, a proving basket is ideal. Use a lot of flour in the bowl and on the loaf. The sides of the container should not be shallow, the goal here is to let the bread rest in the shape you want it to bake in.
  12. Refrigerate 12 - 24 hours, the longer the dough rests, the more sour your final product. I don't recommend going over 24 hours but sour dough is fun to experiment with!
  13. Bring dough to room temperature, it should feel like a water balloon, giving resistance to touch with some spring.
  14. Put one oven rack in the center and another below it, place a pan of water on the lower rack. Preheat oven to 475 - 500 degrees F, depending on oven capability. The pan of water should create steam to help the bread expand.
  15. When oven is hot, turn bread into a baking vessel. I use a 8 inch springform pan, but a dutch oven is ideal. You can use any vessel that is rated for high temperatures. If using a dutch oven, keep it covered for the first 15 minutes, and you don't need to use the pan of water.
  16. Flour the top of the loaf and score the bread with a razor blade (this is optional but creates an artisan look)
  17. Bake covered/steamed for 15 minutes, then reduce oven temperature to 425 F. If using steam, remove the water pan now.
  18. Bake for another 25 - 30 minutes until crust is a rusty color and sounds hollow when tapped.
  19. Let bread cool completely before slicing. (if you can wait!)

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sourdough_potato_bread

# Potato sourdough bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Boil the potatoes
  2. Peel of the skin of the potatoes (let them cool down a bit)
  3. Stir all ingredients and knead them well.
  4. Let the dough rest for 5 hours in warm (25-30°C) conditions.
  5. Preheat the oven to 250°C.
  6. Bake for up to 10 minute with steam.
  7. Release the steam and turn the heat down to 220°C.
  8. Bake for another 35 minutes

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sourdough_starter

# Sourdough starte

This recipe contains instructions for sourdough starter needed for all sourdough breads. The starter can be done with either wheat flour or rye flour for rye breads. Prefer organic flours as they contain most wild yeasts.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Day 1: mix 80g of water to 50g of flour and put a cover on the container loosely. Store somewhere warm.
  2. Day 2: the starter should be a bit bubbly. Feed the starter with 80g of water and 50g of flour and store again with loosely covered. If the starter doesn't have bubbles yet, wait another day.
  3. Day 3-4: repeat the feeding process
  4. You can now use the starter for baking sourdough bread. Remember to not use all the starter at once and feed the remaining starter to always have it available.
  5. Storing the starter: store the starter in a closed container or jar in the fridge. The starter will survive almost indefinitely. After some time a vinegarish liquid forms on top of the starter. Don't be afraid of this, it is there to protect the starter from microbes. It can be poured away when you use the starter next time.
  6. When using the starter after long storage you need to activate it again. Feed it 1-2 times and see if bubbles form. You can also test the activity by placing small part into a glass of water. An active starter will float.

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southern_biscuits

# Southern Biscuits

This is Southern (American) Style Biscuits.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 425°F
  2. In a bowl combine dry ingredients
  3. Cube butter and add to dry ingredients
  4. Mix butter with hands or fork until a cornmeal consistency is achieved
  5. Add milk and mix until homogeneous
  6. Roll biscuits out to approx. 3/4 of an inch thick
  7. Use a mug, cup, or cookie cutter to cut out rounds of dough
  8. Arrange rounds in a cast iron pan
  9. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes
  10. Remove from oven and eat hot
  11. Will keep on counter or in a brisker

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soviet_union

# Soviet Union ☭

The Soviet Union (Russian: Советский Союз), officially the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (Союз Советских Социалистических Республик (СССР) (USSR), was a country located within much of Eurasia from 1922 until its dissolution in 1991.

# Climate

Mostly temperate to arctic continental; winters vary from cool along Black Sea to frigid in Siberia; summers vary from hot in southern deserts to cool along Arctic coast.

# Flag

Behind a red background, in the top left in just yellow, lives a five-pointed star, under this is a hammer and sickle - a communist symbol that represents unity between workers and peasants.

There is no emoji for this flag; 🇷🇺 exists, but this is for Russia.

# .su

When being given a country code top-level domain name, the Soviet Union was to get a .ussr domain, but after Petri Ojala, a 19-year-old Finnish student, suggested .su, this is what stuck.

As introduced on 1990-09-19 - .su is the name of the country code top-level domain for the USSR (https://example.su) - despite this, 15 months later the formal dissolution (1991-12-26) took place. Even after this, it is possible for Russians to buy a .su domain name (as well as .ru and .рф), with, as of 2025, 111,695 registered domains.

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from the CIA World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this using text that was written by the US government, please be aware that might not only be US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


spaghetti

# Spaghetti

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil spaghetti twenty-five minutes in salt water, drain, and run cold water over it to separate.

While the spaghetti is boiling make sauce as follows: put the butter in the skillet and when hot put in the onion and let brown. Then add the tomatoes, meat, water, salt, pepper, sugar and cook thoroughly for one and one-half hours. Then add flour mixed with a little water; thicken to the consistency of cream; strain.

Take baking dish and place a layer of spaghetti, then a layer of sauce, then sprinkle this with the cheese, continue until the pan is filled, allowing cheese to be on the top.

Bake one-half hour in a moderate oven.

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spaghetti_all_amatriciana

# Spaghetti all'amatriciana

Ignore the fact that those in the photo are pennette and not spaghetti, that's all I had that day.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Grate the pecorino and keep it aside.
  2. Mince the chili pepper(s) and keep it/them aside.
  3. Cut the guanciale in thin stripes and cook them in the oil with the minced pepper(s) for about 3 minutes on medium/high heat.
  4. Douse with the wine and turn up the heat. Cook until the alcohol has evaporated.
  5. Start cooking the pasta.
  6. Lower the heat to medium and add the passata, some salt and plenty of pepper. Cook for about 15 minutes.
  7. Once finished, drain the pasta and add the sauce and the pecorino/parmesan, mix well and serve immediately. Optionally you can add some pecorino or parmesan on top.

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spaghetti_alla_puttanesca

# Spaghetti alla puttanesca

Easy and delicious italian dish. Spaghetti alla puttanesca entice you for the savory sauce that surrounds them: peeled tomatoes, capers, «Gaeta» olives, and anchovy fillets give these spaghetti a unique taste.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Wash capers from salt, then cut them
  2. Pit and crush Gaeta olives
  3. Wash and chop the bunch of parsley
  4. Start cooking the pasta until al dente.
  5. Pour the oil, the peeled garlic cloves and the chopped dry chilli peppers into a large pan
  6. Add the anchovy fillets and capers
  7. Brown over medium heat for 5 minutes, stirring often, so the anchovies will melt
  8. Now add peeled tomatoes «sugo»; mix it with a spoon and cook for another 10 minutes over medium heat
  9. When the sauce is ready, remove the garlic cloves
  10. Add crushed olives and chopped parsley
  11. Drain spaghetti directly in the pan and sauté it for half a minute
  12. The dish is ready

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spaghetti_and_meatballs

# Spaghetti and Meatballs

# Ingredients

# For the sauce

# For the meatballs

# For the pasta

# Directions

# Prepare the sauce

  1. Heat olive oil in a 4 to 5 quart pot on medium-high heat.
  2. Add onions and cook for 2 minutes.
  3. Add garlic and cook for 30 seconds longer or until fragrant.
  4. Add the carrots and mushrooms, and cook for 2 minutes.
  5. Add the tomato paste, stir to blend, and cook for a minute longer.
  6. Add the canned tomatoes, basil, and parsley.
  7. Mash and stir the tomatoes with a potato masher until the sauce starts to thicken, about 5 minutes over medium-high heat.
  8. Reduce heat to low and simmer gently while preparing meatballs, stirring occasionally.

# Form the meatballs

  1. In a large bowl, mix by hand the beef, Italian sausage, basil, parsley, mushrooms, eggs, breadcrumbs, cheese, and 2 tablespoons of salt and pepper.
  1. Use small melon baller (or teaspoon) to form 1-inch round meatballs.
  2. Roll and compress into tight balls.

# Cook the meatballs

  1. In a separate wide, shallow pan, heat olive oil on medium-high heat.
  2. Brown meatballs on all sides for about 2-3 minutes.
  1. Towards the end of browning the meatballs, add a little bit of red wine to deglaze the pan.

# Finish and simmer the sauce

  1. Add the cheese and red wine to the sauce and stir it in. Add 1 teaspoon of salt to taste.
  2. Add meatballs and gently stir. Simmer the sauce and meatballs for 30-45 minutes while cooking the spaghetti, stirring occasionally.

# Cook the spaghetti

  1. Cook the pasta and optionally add 1/3 cup of pasta water to the sauce.

# Serve

  1. Place a thin layer of sauce on a plate. Add pasta, sauce and meatballs.

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spaghetti_sauce

# Spaghetti Sauce

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel and mince garlic.
  2. Heat 1/2 a cup of olive oil in a large pot (high-low to low-medium heat), and heat the garlic until golden and fragrant.
  3. Add the tomato paste and 4 cans of tomatos and bring to a simmer. If adding red pepper flakes add them now.
  4. Cook uncovered for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally.
  5. Add a pinch of salt, the remaining 1/4 cup of olive oil, and basil if you are adding that.

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spanish_tortilla

# Spanish Tortilla

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel, rinse and dry the potatoes.
  2. Cut the potatoes into thin slices. Put in a bowl, add salt to taste and stir.
  3. Put a nonstick frying pan on the fire and add enough olive oil to fry all the potato slices.
  4. Add the potato slices already salted and let them cook for approximately 20 minutes over low heat.
  5. While the potatoes are frying, beat the eggs in a bowl. Peel and cut the onion as finely as possible.
  6. Add olive oil in another frying pan and slowly fry the onion until it gets a slightly golden color.
  7. Drain the onion and add it to the bowl with the beaten egg.
  8. Remove the potatoes from the pan with a slotted spoon, draining the oil away as much as possible, and add them to the bowl with the onion and egg.
  9. Let the mixture rest for at least 5 minutes so all the flavors come together. Give it a very gentle stir from time to time.
  10. Remove the oil from the pan you used to fry the potatoes. Use the pan to cook the mixture over medium-high fire for about 5 minutes.
  11. Flip it over with the help of a big plate and cook the other side for another 5 minutes.

Notes

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spatchcock_chicken

# Spatchcock Chicken

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). Line a large rimmed baking sheet with foil.
  2. Place chicken, breast side down, on a work surface. Starting at the tail end, cut along both sides of backbone with kitchen shears. Remove backbone. Grabbing hold of both sides of the chicken, open it like a book. Turn breast side up. Push down on each side of breast with your hands until you hear it crack. Flatten chicken and transfer to one short end of the prepared baking sheet. Repeat with the second chicken.
  3. Combine salt, tarragon, paprika, and pepper in a small bowl. Stir in oil. Run your fingers under chicken skin and rub tarragon paste under skin. Slide lemon slices under skin, in a single layer.
  4. Roast until skin is crisp and an instant-read thermometer inserted into thickest part of breast reads 165 degrees F, about 35 minutes. Let stand 5 minutes before cutting each chicken into 8 pieces.

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spice_pie

# Spice Pie

The yolks of three eggs, one and one-half cupfuls of sugar, one cupful of cream, two tablespoons of flour, two-thirds of a cupful of butter, one teaspoon of spice, cloves, cinnamon and nutmeg.

Mix the flour and sugar together, then cream with the butter. Add the yolks of the eggs, beating thoroughly. Next add cream and spices. Use the whites for the frosting.

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spiced_apple_pancakes

# Spiced Apple Pancakes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a medium bowl, combine flour, sugar, cinnamon, baking powder, and 1 pinch of salt.
  2. Separate the egg yolk and egg white. Add the egg yolk to the dry ingredients.
  3. Whisk the egg white until foamy.
  4. Slice the peeled apple into thin strips. Alternatively, grate the apple.
  5. Combine dry ingredients, apple, vanilla extract, egg white, and milk into a homogenous batter.
  6. To a large pan, add 1 tbsp butter. Add the batter (about 3 tbsp per pancake) and cook for 2 min per side on medium-high heat.

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spiced_cantaloupe

# Spiced cantaloupe

This is a simple spiced cantaloupe recipe.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Pare the cantaloupe, remove seeds and cut into strips, 1x2 inch or squares.
  2. Dissolve the alum in the water and bring to a boil.
  3. Add the cantaloupe and cook for 15 minutes.
  4. Drain well.
  5. Combine vinegar, sugar and spices. Add the cantaloupe and simmer slowly until fruit is transparent (about 45 minutes).
  6. Place in hot sterilized jars and seal.

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spicy_kung_pao_style_chicken

# Spicy Kung Pao-Style Chicken

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Heat a medium pot over medium heat. Add 1/2 Tbsp oil, ginger and rice. Cook, stirring often, until fragrant (1 min). Add 1 1/4 cups water and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat and cover until rice is tender and liquid is absorbed (12-14 mins). Remove the pot from heat, leave covered.
  2. While rice cooks, cut celery crosswise into 1/4» slices. Whisk together soy sauce, sweet chili sauce, 1/3 cup water, and half the chili garlic sauce in a medium bowl. Combine flour and 1/4 tsp each of salt and pepper in another medium bowl.
  3. Heat a large non-stick pan over medium heat. Add peanuts to the dry pan. Toast, stirring often, until golden brown (4-5 mins). Transfer to a plate and heat the same pan over medium-high. Add 1/2 Tbsp oil, peppers, and celery. Cook, stirring often until fragrant (1 min). Transfer veggies to another plate.
  4. Pat chicken dry and cut into 1» pieces. Add chicken to flour mixture, then toss to coat. Press flour mixture into chicken to coat completely. Heat the same non-stick pan over medium and add oil, then chicken. Cook, turning pieces occasionally, until golden brown and cooked through (6-8 mins).
  5. Add veggies and sauce mixture to the pan with chicken. Cook, stirring occasionally, until sauce thickens slightly (2-3 mins).
  6. Fluff rice with fork. Stir in half the green onions and season with salt. Divide rice between plates. Top with chicken, veggies, and sauce. Sprinkle peanuts and remaining green onions over top.

# Credits and Notes


spicy_mayo

# Spicy Mayo

A simple sauce that is at almost every sushi bar in the United States.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add 2 parts mayonnaise to 1 part chili sauce in a bowl.
  2. Add 1 tbsp of sesame oil for every cup of mayonnaise you use.
  3. Mix all of the ingredients together, and taste test it for more chili sauce or mayonnaise.

# Credits and Notes

This is just a basic guide, adapt this recipe to your liking.


spicy_sausage_pasta

# Spicy Sausage Pasta

A delicious spicy pasta dish, super easy to make. I'm a student and it's relatively cheap for how much food you get. I found it in a newspaper a while back and thought I'd share it with you guys because it's my favourite meal. I also like to drink the excess red wine while cooking which adds to the enjoyment of cooking.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Fry red onions with a splash of oil in a deep frying pan. Add the sausage meat (discarding the casings if need be). Add the rosemary and chilli
  2. Increase the heat and break up the sausage meat with a wooden spoon. Once meat has browned, pour in red wine and reduce by half. Add the chopped tomatoes and reduce the sauce, uncovered, for about 30 mins. Cook the pasta according to packet instructions.
  3. Grate the parmesan into a bowl. Drain the pasta and stir into the sauce with the parmesan, double cream and some seasoning.
  4. Serve :)

# Credits and Notes


spinach

# Spinach

# Ingredients

Wash thoroughly, then throw into cold water and bring to boiling point; then add 1/4 teaspoon of soda and boil 5 minutes. Turn into colander, let cold water run over it, drain well, squeezing out water with spoon, then chop very fine; add creamed butter, salt and pepper.

Heat again thoroughly, then serve with hard boiled eggs sliced on top.

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spinach_rice_casserole

# Spinach-Rice Casserole

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Saute onions and garlic with salt in butter. When onions are soft, add spinach. Cook 2 minutes.
  2. Combine with all ingredients except sunflower seeds and paprika.
  3. Spread into buttered casserole dish and sprinkle sunflower seeds and paprika on top.
  4. Bake, covered, 35 minutes at 350F.

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spinach_soup

# Spinach Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

Put spinach in double boiler with the butter and water. Let simmer slowly until all the juice has been extracted from the spinach.

Fry the onion and add. Now thicken with the flour blended with the water and strain. Add the milk very hot. Do not place on the fire after the milk has been added.

Half cream instead of milk greatly improves flavor.

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spitine

# Spitine

# Ingredients

Cut from raw roast beef very thin slices. Spread with a dressing made of grated bread crumbs, a beaten egg and seasoned to taste. Roll up and put all on a long skewer and brown in a little hot butter.

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split_pea_soup_green_or_yellow

# Split Pea Soup (Green or Yellow)

# Ingredients

# Directions

Soak 1 1/2 pints of split peas over night; next day add 2 1/4 quarts water and the vegetables, cut fine; also the sugar, salt and pepper and cook slowly three hours; now mash through sieve. If it boils down too much add a little water. After putting through sieve place on stove and add hot milk and cream. If it is not thin enough to suit add more milk.

Stock may be used if same is available.

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squab_casserole

# Squab Casserole

# Ingredients

# Directions

Clean the squab and dry thoroughly. Cut eggs fine, add parsley, parmesan cheese and seasoning. Now stuff each squab with this stuffing, putting a small piece of butter in each bird and sew up.

Place in a baking pan with a lump of butter and brown nicely on all sides. Now add a little water and cover and cook slowly until well done. While they are cooking add little onions and potato balls to the gravy.

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steak_tartare

# Steak Tartare

Steak Tartare is a dish prepared using raw ground / minced beef and egg yolk. A popular dish in Europe, this recipe is a good stepping stone into the world of raw meats, organs and pates.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Dice your onions or shallots.
  2. Finely slice your cornichons.
  3. Rinse, drain and chop your capers.
  4. Chop parsley. (Optional)
  5. Chop ground beef into smaller pieces.
  6. Add the above to a mixing bowl and mix with hands.
  7. Add ketchup, mustard or Worcestershire sauce as needed and mix further. (Optional)
  8. Separate an egg yolk from the whites.
  9. Loosely roll some of the mixture into a ball in your hand and place onto a plate and press softly to form a bowl shape, add egg yolk to indentation.
  10. Serve, you may now add salt and pepper as desired.

# Credits and Notes


stew

# Stew

There are a number of recipes on how to make a stew on the MDKwiki:

Also:


stewed_apples

# Stewed Apples

Cut apples in quarters and immediately put in saucepan and pour over them boiling water just to cover.

Put on lid and boil quickly until tender. Sprinkle sugar over them to taste. But never stir the apples at any time. When sugar is on leave the lid off, let cook about five minutes longer, never stirring.

Ready to serve, hot or cold.

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stewed_chicken

# Stewed Chicken

Clean and cut chicken and cover with water; add a couple sprigs of parsley; 1 bayleaf and a small onion. When chicken is almost done add salt and pepper to suit taste.

When chicken is done place in dish or platter and add one half cup cream to the gravy; thicken with a little blended flour and strain over chicken.

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sticky_porkchops

# Sticky Porkchops

Simple chinese inspired sticky porkchops.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Fill a shallow dish with soy sauce to about half the thickness of your porkchops. The level shouldn't be able to fully submerge them.
  2. Mix in the honey until fully combined with the soy sauce, then mix in the garlic, ginger and chinese five spice.
  3. Place your porkchops in the dish, then flip them.
  4. Cover the dish with clingfilm, then chill in the fridge for 1h 30mins.
  5. Take the dish out of the fridge, flip the porkchops, then recover the dish and chill for a further 1h 30mins.
  6. Heat some olive oil in a pan over medium heat, then place your porkchops in the pan and cook for 10-15mins or until cooked through.
  7. Take the porkchops out the pan, then rest for a couple of minutes before slicing and serving.

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stir_fried_chicken_with_an_orange_sauce

# Stir Fried Chicken with an Orange Sauce

I could have called this Orange Chicken but I feel like some people wouldn't classify my recipe that way.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Chop your onion and red bell peppers into small bits and throw them in a large frying pan to cook with a pat of butter, stirring occasionally.
  2. Chop your chicken into small bite sized pieces, add them to your pan once your onions begin to become translucent. Stir occasionally.
  3. If you have something to zest your oranges with add some zest to the ingredients in your pan (if you don't have a zesting thing don't worry about it).
  4. While your chicken is cooking hand squeeze the juice out of your oranges into a bowl, I will usually use the juice of five oranges but three or four might be enough.
  5. Once your chicken is cooked pour your freshly squeezed orange juice into your pan, then pour in some soy sauce (you want your orange juice to soy sauce ratio to be about 3:1, use your best judgment on how much to pour in). Add honey (use as much as you want, I wouldn't use less than two tablespoons though) and stir. Turn the stove to medium-high.
  6. Let that sit for a few minutes to let the flavors get to know each other a bit, then stir in a few spoonfuls of flour to thicken the sauce.
  7. Once the sauce has reached your preferred level of thickness take it off the heat. Serve over rice.

# Credits and Notes


stoemp

# Stoemp

Mashed potatoes in Belgian style

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut bacon into bits.
  2. Sauté bacon until well colored.
  3. Peel and dice into small chunks potatoes, peel and slice carrots.
  4. Boil for 20-25 minutes potatoes and carrots in salted water.
  5. Drain vegetables and mash with a fork, so that the texture remains slightly chunky.
  6. Mix with bacon bits, butter, cream, nutmeg, salt, pepper.

# Credits and Notes


stoofvlees

# Stoofvlees

This is a traditional belgian stew made with cheap, though beef cuts, beer and onions. Traditionally eaten with fries and chicory salad.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel the onions and cut them into medium sized pieces, don't cut the onion too small.
  2. Place a large saucepan or dutch oven on low heat and add 1 tbsp butter. Once melted add your onions, cook until translucent.
  3. While your onions are cooking place a large frying pan on medium high heat and melt your second spoon of butter.
  4. Fry up your beef until it has a nice brown crust, to prevent overcrowding the pan you should sear the meat in separate batches, be careful to not burn the fond on the bottom of the pan.season the meat with salt and pepper while its cooking.
  5. When a piece of beef is done searing add it to the pot with the onions, once you're done searing all of your meat add your beer to the frying pan and use it to deglaze, scrape off all the pieces stuck to the frying pan.
  6. Add the beer you used to deglaze to the pot with the onions and beef.
  7. Add the bayleaf and thyme, optionally you can bind them together with some kitchen twine so they are easier to pick out later.
  8. Add your clove and if you have it the syrup.
  9. Take your piece of preferably brown bread and generously spread it with mustard on both sides, place it in the sauce.
  10. let it simmer on low heat, stirring once every 10-15 minutes. when the sauce has reached your desired thickness place a lid on the pot.
  11. The cooking time will depend on the quality of your meat, start checking the if your meat is done once its been simmering for about 2 hours.
  12. The meat is done when the pieces hold together when gently stirring the sauce, but are easily cut with a fork or spoon.
  13. Finish the sauce by gently stirring in the vinegar to brighten up the flavors and serve.

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stracciatella_soup

# Stracciatella soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Beat the eggs in a bowl.
  2. Heat broth to boiling.
  3. Pour the eggs in the broth without removing from the stovetop.
  4. Stir with a whip until eggs coagulate.
  5. Serve broth and eggs together.
  6. If you want, you may season the dish with some olive oil.

This dish is best accompanied with toasted bread.

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strawberry_compote

# Strawberry Compote

Strawberry Compote (клубничный компот) is a chilled sweet drink that is popular in many post-soviet countries. It is similar to strawberry jam or conserves in taste (less sweet/concentrated flavor), but resembles fruit punch in looks and consistency. It is very easy to adjust this recipe and scale it up/down.

FYI, I suggest using organic strawberries for this (may be on the expensive side), it makes a world of difference in flavor.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Get 3 bowls and a butter knife (if the butter knife has a point, that will work better)
  2. Dump out both packs of strawberries into a sieve or bowl and wash them thoroughly.
  3. Remove the stem and leaves/crown of the strawberry. The crown can be peeled by hand, then use the butter knife to cut out the stem.
  4. Large strawberries can be cut in half.
  5. Once all of the strawberries are clean, put them in a standard 4 quart (3.8 L) pot. Fill it with water to the brim.
  6. Put the pot to boil. The strawberries will gradually lose their color, which is completely normal.
  7. Once it boils, let it cook for 5 mins.
  8. After five minutes are over, turn off the heat and incrementally add sugar to your preference. I suggest 1-1.5 cups (237 to 355 grams) of sugar for 4 quarts (3.8 L) of compote. Taste between helpings of sugar to make sure its not oversweetened.
  9. Let the pot cool, then refrigerate. Serve chilled.

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strawberry_short_cake_a_la_mode

# Strawberry Short Cake a la Mode

An option to add frozen custard.

# Ingredients

# Directions

Sift the dry ingredients together and work in the butter. Mix with enough milk to make a stiff dough which can be rolled as thin as a wafer.

Put one thin layer on a pie-pan and butter lightly; lay another layer on first. Bake eight minutes in a moderate oven.

When cold cut in pieces and split each piece. Place a large tablespoon of crushed, sweetened strawberries between the layers, add the top layer, add more berries, and last of all, a heaping tablespoon of ice cream or frozen custard.

# Credits and Notes


stroganoff

# Beef Stroganoff

This is American-style stroganoff.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Dice an onion.
  2. Cut beef into bite-size strips. Ground beef can also be used (although not traditional), if beef is compacted into strips of similar size.
  3. Season the beef with kosher salt, freshly-ground pepper, or any other desired seasoning.
  4. Heat a skillet on high with butter or olive oil. Cook the onions until about translucent.
  5. Begin adding the beef strips and let them cook, stirring to prevent sticking or unequal cooking.
  6. Meanwhile, heat up a pot of highly salted water until it boils. Then add the egg noodles. Do not cook for too long as egg noodles might begin disintegrating when overcooked.
  7. Once beef is cooked, pour off the liquid produced from the meat.
  8. Add the chicken stock to the pan and continue cooking.
  9. Make roux (by mixing a small amount of flour with either water or melted butter). Mix this into the beef and stock as it cooks to thicken it to the desired consistency.
  10. Add Worchestershire sauce and the dijon mustard to taste.
  11. Serve on a plate with a scoop of egg noodles covered with the beef sauce.

# Credits and Notes


stuffed_celery

# Stuffed Celery

A most delicious relish is made with Roquefort cheese, the size of a walnut, rubbed in with equal quantity of butter, moistened with sherry (lemon juice will serve if sherry be not available), and seasoned with salt, pepper, celery salt, and paprika; then squeezed into the troughs of a dozen slender, succulent sticks of celery. This is a very appropriate prelude to a dinner of roast duck.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Jack London of Glen Ellen, California (also known as John Griffith London (né Chaney; 1876 - 1916); Q45765 on Wikidata). London was an American novelist, journalist, activist and a member of the Socialist Labor Party since April 1896.


stuffed_potatoes

# Stuffed Potatoes

Wash good sized potatoes. Bake them and cut off tops with a sharp knife, and with a teaspoon scoop out the inside of each potato. Put this in a bowl with two ounces of butter, the yolks of two eggs, salt to taste, pepper and sugar.

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stuffed_round_squash

# Stuffed Round Squash

Round Squash, Zucchini, or Courguettes can be served as main dish (2 servings per person) or as accompaniment. The amount of squash should be adjusted according to their size. This recipe uses ones the size of a fist.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cook the rice. This usually takes 20 minutes. In the meantime, cut the onion into small cubes, grate the carrot, and cut the squash in halves. Scoop the squash halves, and cut the core in small cubes. Save them for later.
  2. Strain the rice and let it cool. On an oiled pan, mix the onion, carrot and squash core, and cook them for 10 minutes. You may now add seasoning.
  3. Place the squash halves facing down on a metal griddle in the oven. Add the rice to the vegetables, stir, and cook for 10 more minutes.
  4. Flip the squash, stuff them with cheese and the vegetables mixture, and put them again in the oven for 10 minutes at max heat.
  5. Serve.

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stuffed_tomatoes

# Stuffed Tomatoes

(Luncheon Dish.)

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil the sausages ten minutes, then skin and chop fine. Hollow your tomatoes using about ½ cup of the solid parts, chopping fine. Mix all thoroughly then heap into the tomato shells. Put large tablespoon butter in baking pan and bake about 20 minutes in hot oven.

Green peppers and sausages can be omitted if so preferred.

This stuffed tomato served with bread and butter can be used as a first course instead of bouillon and also can be used as a substitute for meat.

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stuffed_vegetables

# Stuffed vegetables

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut all the vegetables in half on the long side. You may remove the seeds and some of the pulp from the tomato and the courgette, but not too much or you will get just burnt vegetable skin.
  2. Place the vegetables on baking paper in a baking tray.
  3. Sprinkle parsley over the vegetables, then, if you want, a little salt.
  4. Add copious grated bread, then sprinkle Parmigiano cheese all over it.
  5. Add enough olive oil to wet all the bread. If you don't use enough oil, grated bread won't stick together and may burn.
  6. Bake for about 45 minutes in the oven pre-heated to 170 °C.

# Credits and Notes


suckless_wiki

# The Suckless Wiki

The Suckless Wiki (archive save, Git) is the name of a wiki that has been written by ~yehorovye and ~yuzucchii, as it takes heavy influence from the LRS Wiki.

The wiki itself is somewhat small, being made of around 43 unique pages from subjects like computer games such as Rust, Factorio, Gunz: The Duel.

The Suckless Wiki also said some ridiculous things, like how bisexual people are «modern scum», how you should be «apolitical or reactionary» and how you should live on in a countryside house with farmland. Just deeply out-of-touch belifes - it's rich that the page talks about how «modern scum» are people who «lack of independent thought: modern scum are often walking brainstems that lack own criteria and instead look for appealing or fashionable opinions and dogmas instead to blindly follow, they are followers instead of independent thinkers», so that's why we have to keep the status que and be all the same and think the same and sing «I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing».

Still, are there any good pages on the Suckless Wiki? Well, yes, the article on autism is quite well thought out and is a good read; the HolyC (MDKwiki page) programming language page is also good and easy to understand, even for a beginner, although for every one good article, we have a dozen that are only a few lines long, are nothing but hateful, or swoon over the subject to an embarrassing degree.

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suet_pudding

# Suet Pudding

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix suet, chopped fine, raisins and sugar, then add flour and baking powder, add milk and steam three hours. Serve with sauce.

# Credits and Notes


suffrage_angel_cake

# Suffrage Angel Cake

(a la Kennedy)

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beat the eggs until light–not stiff; sift sugar 7 times, add to eggs, beating as little as possible. Sift flour 9 times, using only the cupful, discarding the extra flour; then put in the flour the cream of tartar; add this to the eggs and sugar; now the vanilla. Put in angel cake pan with feet. Put in oven with very little heat. Great care must be used in baking this cake to insure success. Light the oven when you commence preparing material. After the first 10 minutes in oven, increase heat and continue to do so every five minutes until the last 4 or 5 minutes, when strong heat must be used. At thirty minutes remove cake and invert pan allowing to stand thus until cold.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Miss Eliza Kennedy of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.


suffrage_cook_book

# The Suffrage Cook Book

The Suffrage Cook Book is the name of an 1915 cookbook compiled by Mrs. L. O. Kleber that features a number of wholesome recipes like carrot soup, stewed chicken, tomato toast, corn bread, and many others, all submitted by suffragettes and their allies, both in the USA and in the UK.

Reading from this book can be moderately interesting - it was made in 1915, only a few years until the United Kingdom allowed women to vote (Representation of the People Act 1918; see Q3427309 on Wikidata) and a year later in the United States with the 19th amendment to the Constitution (1919; see Q205304. The book itself contains feminist quotes - from both men and women - such as from Irvin S. Cobb;

Women cannot make a worse mess of voting than men have. They will make mistakes at first. That is to be expected. It will not be their fault, but the fault of the men who have withheld from them what they should have had before this. But eventually they will get their bearings, and will use the ballot to better effect than men have used it.

Or by Judge Ben Lindsay:

Do not misunderstand me. Woman suffrage is right. It is just. It is expedient. In all moral issues the woman voters make a loyal legion that cannot be betrayed to the forces of evil[.]

# Contributors

Some of the other names that pop up in the credits are ones like Lady Constance Lytton (Q6470046 on Wikidata; also known under the pseudonym of Jane Warton; 1869 - 1923), a British suffragette in favor of prison reform, votes for women, and birth control - she was imprisoned during 1909, where she was force-fed while on hunger strike, and during this time, she used a piece of broken enamel from a hairpin to slice the letter «V» for «Votes for Women» onto her breast.

She would submit Hasty Pudding, her «favourite pudding».

# Credits and Notes

All the recipes, as well as many of the quotes used, have been mirrored on the MDKwiki.


suffrage_rice

# Rice

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil rice in a large quantity of boiling water for 20 minutes; drain and add milk, sugar, lemon rind, currants. Let cook slowly for 15 minutes and remove from fire; beat the yolk of an egg in a little milk and stir in the rice.

Do not set back on the fire. Serve cold.

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suffrage_salad_dressing

# Suffrage Salad Dressing

# Ingredients

# Directions

Beat well; cook in double boiler. When cold and ready to serve, fold in 1/2 pint of whipped cream.

# Credits and Notes


sun

# The Sun ☀️

Our Sun (Q525 on Wikidata) is a 4.5 billion-year-old yellow dwarf star - a hot glowing ball of hydrogen and helium - at the center of our solar system. It's about 150 million kilometers from Earth and it's our solar system's only star. Without the Sun's energy, life as we know it could not exist on our home planet.

From our vantage point on Earth, the Sun may appear like an unchanging source of light and heat in the sky. But the Sun is a dynamic star, constantly changing and sending energy out into space. The science of studying the Sun and its influence throughout the solar system is called heliophysics.

The Sun is the largest object in our solar system. Its diameter is about 1.4 million kilometers. Its gravity holds the solar system together, keeping everything from the biggest planets to the smallest bits of debris in orbit around it.

Even though the Sun is the center of our solar system and essential to our survival, it's only an average star in terms of its size. Stars up to 100 times larger have been found. And many solar systems have more than one star. By studying our Sun, scientists can better understand the workings of distant stars.

The hottest part of the Sun is its core, where temperatures top 15 million °C. The part of the Sun we call its surface - the photosphere - is a relatively cool 5,500 °C. In one of the Sun's biggest mysteries, the Sun's outer atmosphere, the corona, gets hotter the farther it stretches from the surface. The corona reaches up to 2 million °C - much, much hotter than the photosphere.

# Namesake

The Sun has been called by many names. The Latin word for Sun is «sol,» which is the main adjective for all things Sun-related: solar. Helios, the Sun god in ancient Greek mythology, lends his name to many Sun-related terms as well, such as heliosphere and helioseismology.

# Potential For Life

The Sun could not harbor life as we know it because of its extreme temperatures and radiation. Yet life on Earth is only possible because of the Sun's light and energy.

# Size and Distance

Our Sun is a medium-sized star with a radius of about 700,000 kilometers. Many stars are much larger - but the Sun is far more massive than our home planet: it would take more than 330,000 Earths to match the mass of the Sun, and it would take 1.3 million Earths to fill the Sun's volume.

The Sun is about 150 million kilometers from Earth. Its nearest stellar neighbor is the Alpha Centauri triple star system: red dwarf star Proxima Centauri is 4.24 light-years away, and Alpha Centauri A and B - two sunlike stars orbiting each other - are 4.37 light-years away. A light-year is the distance light travels in one year, which equals about 9.5 trillion kilometers.

# Orbit and Rotation

The Sun is located in the Milky Way galaxy in a spiral arm called the Orion Spur that extends outward from the Sagittarius arm.

The Sun orbits the center of the Milky Way, bringing with it the planets, asteroids, comets, and other objects in our solar system. Our solar system is moving with an average velocity of 720,000 kilometers per hour. But even at this speed, it takes about 230 million years for the Sun to make one complete trip around the Milky Way.

The Sun rotates on its axis as it revolves around the galaxy. Its spin has a tilt of 7.25 degrees with respect to the plane of the planets' orbits. Since the Sun is not solid, different parts rotate at different rates. At the equator, the Sun spins around once about every 25 Earth days, but at its poles, the Sun rotates once on its axis every 36 Earth days.

# Moons

As a star, the Sun doesn't have any moons, but the planets and their moons orbit the Sun.

# Rings

The Sun would have been surrounded by a disk of gas and dust early in its history when the solar system was first forming, about 4.6 billion years ago. Some of that dust is still around today, in several dust rings that circle the Sun. They trace the orbits of planets, whose gravity tugs dust into place around the Sun.

# Formation

The Sun formed about 4.6 billion years ago in a giant, spinning cloud of gas and dust called the solar nebula. As the nebula collapsed under its own gravity, it spun faster and flattened into a disk. Most of the nebula's material was pulled toward the center to form our Sun, which accounts for 99.8% of our solar system's mass. Much of the remaining material formed the planets and other objects that now orbit the Sun. (The rest of the leftover gas and dust was blown away by the young Sun's early solar wind.)

Like all stars, our Sun will eventually run out of energy. When it starts to die, the Sun will expand into a red giant star, becoming so large that it will engulf Mercury and Venus, and possibly Earth as well. Scientists predict the Sun is a little less than halfway through its lifetime and will last another 5 billion years or so before it becomes a white dwarf.

# Structure

The Sun is a huge ball of hydrogen and helium held together by its own gravity.

The Sun has several regions. The interior regions include the core, the radiative zone, and the convection zone. Moving outward - the visible surface or photosphere is next, then the chromosphere, followed by the transition zone, and then the corona - the Sun's expansive outer atmosphere.

Once material leaves the corona at supersonic speeds, it becomes the solar wind, which forms a huge magnetic «bubble» around the Sun, called the heliosphere. The heliosphere extends beyond the orbit of the planets in our solar system. Thus, Earth exists inside the Sun's atmosphere. Outside the heliosphere is interstellar space.

The core is the hottest part of the Sun. Nuclear reactions here - where hydrogen is fused to form helium - power the Sun's heat and light. Temperatures top 15 million °C and it's about 138,000 kilometers thick. The density of the Sun's core is about 150 grams per cubic centimeter (g/cm³). That is approximately 8 times the density of gold (19.3 g/cm³) or 13 times the density of lead (11.3 g/cm³).

Energy from the core is carried outward by radiation. This radiation bounces around the radiative zone, taking about 170,000 years to get from the core to the top of the convection zone. Moving outward, in the convection zone, the temperature drops below 2 million °C. Here, large bubbles of hot plasma (a soup of ionized atoms) move upward toward the photosphere, which is the layer we think of as the Sun's surface.

# Surface

The Sun doesn't have a solid surface like Earth and the other rocky planets and moons. The part of the Sun commonly called its surface is the photosphere. The word photosphere means «light sphere» - which is apt because this is the layer that emits the most visible light. It's what we see from Earth with our eyes. (Hopefully, it goes without saying - but never look directly at the Sun without protecting your eyes.)

Although we call it the surface, the photosphere is actually the first layer of the solar atmosphere. It's about 250 miles thick, with temperatures reaching about 5,500 degrees Celsius. That's much cooler than the blazing core, but it's still hot enough to make carbon - like diamonds and graphite - not just melt, but boil. Most of the Sun's radiation escapes outward from the photosphere into space.

# Atmosphere

Above the photosphere is the chromosphere, the transition zone, and the corona. Not all scientists refer to the transition zone as its own region - it is simply the thin layer where the chromosphere rapidly heats and becomes the corona. The photosphere, chromosphere, and corona are all part of the Sun's atmosphere. (The corona is sometimes casually referred to as «the Sun's atmosphere,» but it is actually the Sun's upper atmosphere.)

The Sun's atmosphere is where we see features such as sunspots, coronal holes, and solar flares.

# Key Sun Features

Visible light from these top regions of the Sun is usually too weak to be seen against the brighter photosphere, but during total solar eclipses, when the Moon covers the photosphere, the chromosphere looks like a fine, red rim around the Sun, while the corona forms a beautiful white crown («corona» means crown in Latin and Spanish) with plasma streamers narrowing outward, forming shapes that look like flower petals.

In one of the Sun's biggest mysteries, the corona is much hotter than the layers immediately below it. (Imagine walking away from a bonfire only to get warmer.) The source of coronal heating is a major unsolved puzzle in the study of the Sun.

# Magnetosphere

The Sun generates magnetic fields that extend out into space to form the interplanetary magnetic field - the magnetic field that pervades our solar system. The field is carried through the solar system by the solar wind - a stream of electrically charged gas blowing outward from the Sun in all directions. The vast bubble of space dominated by the Sun's magnetic field is called the heliosphere. Since the Sun rotates, the magnetic field spins out into a large rotating spiral, known as the Parker spiral. This spiral has a shape something like the pattern of water from a rotating garden sprinkler.

The Sun doesn't behave the same way all the time. It goes through phases of high and low activity, which make up the solar cycle. Approximately every 11 years, the Sun's geographic poles change their magnetic polarity - that is, the north and south magnetic poles swap. During this cycle, the Sun's photosphere, chromosphere, and corona change from quiet and calm to violently active.

The height of the Sun's activity cycle, known as solar maximum, is a time of greatly increased solar storm activity. Sunspots, eruptions called solar flares, and coronal mass ejections are common at solar maximum. The latest solar cycle - Solar Cycle 25 - started in December 2019 when solar minimum occurred, according to the Solar Cycle 25 Prediction Panel, an international group of experts co-sponsored by NASA and NOAA. Scientists now expect the Sun's activity to ramp up toward the next predicted maximum in July 2025.

Solar activity can release huge amounts of energy and particles, some of which impact us here on Earth. Much like weather on Earth, conditions in space - known as space weather - are always changing with the Sun's activity. «Space weather» can interfere with satellites, GPS, and radio communications. It also can cripple power grids, and corrode pipelines that carry oil and gas.

The strongest geomagnetic storm on record is the Carrington Event, named for British astronomer Richard Carrington who observed the Sept. 1, 1859, solar flare that triggered the event. Telegraph systems worldwide went haywire. Spark discharges shocked telegraph operators and set their telegraph paper on fire. Just before dawn the next day, skies all over Earth erupted in red, green, and purple auroras - the result of energy and particles from the Sun interacting with Earth's atmosphere. Reportedly, the auroras were so brilliant that newspapers could be read as easily as in daylight. The auroras, or Northern Lights, were visible as far south as Cuba, the Bahamas, Jamaica, El Salvador, and Hawaii.

Another solar flare on March 13, 1989, caused geomagnetic storms that disrupted electric power transmission from the Hydro Québec generating station in Canada, plunging 6 million people into darkness for 9 hours. The 1989 flare also caused power surges that melted power transformers in New Jersey.

In December 2005, X-rays from a solar storm disrupted satellite-to-ground communications and Global Positioning System (GPS) navigation signals for about 10 minutes.

NOAA's Space Weather Prediction Center monitors active regions on the Sun and issues watches, warnings, and alerts for hazardous space weather events.

# Quick Facts

Length of day: 25 Earth days at the equator and 36 Earth days at the poles.

Length of year: The Sun doesn't have a «year,» per se. But the Sun orbits the center of the Milky Way about every 230 million Earth years, bringing the planets, asteroids, comets, and other objects with it.

Star type: G2 V, yellow dwarf main-sequence star

Surface temperature: (Photosphere) 5,500 degrees Celsius

Corona (solar atmosphere) temperature: Up to 2 million °C

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sunday_milkshake

# Sunday Morning Milkshake

A sweet and refreshing milkshake that barely requires any effort to make. You're not required to make it and drink it on Sunday, it was just almost a tradition in my family to make it on the weekends, and it somehow does taste better on a Saturday or Sunday morning.

# Ingredients

These are for about 4 glasses or 1 liter:

# Directions

  1. Chop the banana so that it fits better in the blender.
  2. Add the banana pieces, berries, vanilla and sugar to taste to the blender. Usually I use about 6 tea spoons of sugar.
  3. Pour enough milk so that the mix fills a liter of the blender volume.
  4. Blend it until the mix looks somewhat homogeneous.
  5. Pour it and enjoy!

Basically anything is better consumed fresh, but it is especially the case for this milkshake recipe. If you leave it sitting for more than 10-15 minutes it won't be so delicious anymore.

Originally published at https://www.yaroslavps.com/food/sunday-morning-milkshake/

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swedish_pancakes

# Swedish Pancakes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. At medium/low heat begin melting the butter, and continue with beating eggs in large bowl, add salt, sugar, milk, flour and mix.
  2. Add melted butter while stirring batter.
  3. Use about 1/2 cup batter on griddle and tilt until spread evenly over griddle surface.
  4. When edges of pancake start to firm-up use spatula and free up the outside inch or two to achieve a clean removal for flipping later.
  5. First side will take about a minute or more the second side will take half that time. Pick up at middle of pancake with spatula then place on plate and fold over. The pancake will then be four layers thick 10» x 2» long. Serve with syrup on top or anything you choose, my wife likes peanut butter and I prefer to spread a little butter on it before adding syrup. Maybe you prefer adding fruits of your choice.

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swedish_wreathes

# Swedish Wreathes

Work 1 cup of bread dough, 1/4 cup butter and 1/4 cup lard, using the hands. When thoroughly blended, toss on floured board and knead, using enough flour to prevent sticking.

Cut off pieces and roll like bread stick; shape into rings, dip upper surface in blanched almonds that have been chopped and salted. Arrange on buttered baking sheets.

Bake in hot oven until brown.

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sweet_pickles

# Sweet Pickles

Tomato and Fig Pickles

# Ingredients

One peck of green tomatoes sliced and salted in layers, place in granite boiler over night. In the morning drain off brine and rinse in cold water.

Chop up a pound of figs, add to the tomatoes, cover with vinegar and boil twenty minutes; add 1 pound of seeded raisins, 1 cup of vinegar, 4 cups of sugar, 20 cloves and a few sticks of cinnamon tied in a cheese cloth bag, and cook together slowly for 3/4 of an hour.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Lucretia L. Blankenburg (1845 - 1937; Q55726002 on Wikidata), an American suffragist, social activist, civic reformer, writer, and president of the Pennsylvania Woman Suffrage Association.


sweet_potato_fries

# Basic Sweet Potato Fries Recipe

A simple, tasty, and healthy carb based snack.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Set oven heat to 425°F (220°C).
  2. Grab a pan and put a layer of parchment paper (or aluminum foil) on it.
  3. Chop the potato(es) on your cutting board with a sharp knife throwing them onto the pan.
  4. Drizzle the fries with olive oil. Toss the fries with clean hands to coat the fries in olive oil. Now wash your hands with soap to remove excess olive oil.
  5. Top generously with cinnamon and salt. Pepper and/or rosemary may be added for additional flavor if desired.
  6. Put in preheated oven. Setting timer for 20 minutes.
  7. At 20 minutes, flip the fries. Rubber tongs make it easy to grab and turn a lot.
  8. Return to oven setting timer for another 10-20 minutes depending on quality of the oven and desired crispiness.
  9. Enjoy. Maybe them put in a glass bowl.

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sweet_potato_souffle

# Sweet Potato Souffle

Boil some sweet potatoes and ripe chestnuts separately, adding a little sugar to the water in which the chestnuts are boiled.

Mash all well together and add some cream and butter and beat until light. Then place for a minute or two in the oven to brown.

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synthetic_quince

# Synthetic Quince

An Accidental Discovery

I put too much water with my rhubarb and had a whole dishful of beautiful pink juice left over, about a quart. In this I cooked some apples, quartered, and stewed till soft, and just as an experiment added a saucerful of strawberries–also «left over.»

The result, being served, looked and tasted exactly like quince, except that the apple was a little softer.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Charlotte Perkins Gilman (1860 - 1935; Q287752 on Wikidata), an American socialist feminist, humanist, novelist, writer, lecturer, early sociologist.


sysop

# sysop

sysop: /sis´op/, n.

[esp. in the BBS world] The operator (and usually the owner) of a bulletin-board system. A common neophyte mistake on FidoNet is to address a message to sysop in an international FidoNet board, thus sending it to hundreds of sysops around the world.

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tabouleh

# Tabouleh

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Soak the cracked wheat in the hot water until the water is absorbed, about 30 minutes.
  2. Drain any excess water, if necessary, and squeeze dry.
  3. Combine the salad ingredients (all but the oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper dressing ingredients) in a medium bowl.
  4. Mix the dressing ingredients together and stir into the salad mix
  5. Serve chilled or at room temperature.

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taco_meat

# Taco Meat

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Brown beef and onion together. Drain grease.
  2. Add the rest of the ingredients to the browned meat.
  3. Stir well.
  4. Heat this mixture thoroughly.
  5. Add more tomato sauce if the mixture is dry.
  6. Cover and simmer for 20 minutes, or less if the mixture begins to dry out.

# Credits and Notes


tadc

# The Amazing Digital Circus 🎪

The Amazing Digital Circus (or TADC for short; Q121665318 on Wikidata) is an online 3D cartoon made by Gooseworx and Glitch Productions, running from 2023 until 2026, gaining a large following.

The series can probably be best described as a mix between the classic I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream short nightmare of a book and that of childhood video games and follows the premise of a number of humans who find themselves trapped inside a virtual playground that is The Amazing Digital Circus, which is meant to be a family-friendly hub area where players can enter into other worlds, ones like the Candy Kingdom, a haunted house... a fast food joint. The ringleader, Caine, is a stand-in for A.M. from I Have No Mouth, but unlike A.M., Caine thinks he knows best for the players but is unaware of the torment and pain he is causing.

For what is an independent series, it has become quite the staple of online animation. Over time, this has become a bit of a double-edged sword, yes, the fandom side can be really spectacular, and yes, there are some wonderful fan songs, countless fan drawings that look really impressive, but alas, content farms on places like mainly YouTube have and will post quickly made slop that is quality over quantity to fill the gap between what can feel like a really long time between episodes (something that you might not personally mind as Glitch Productions is mainly funded via YouTube ads and merchandise sales, depending on who you are).

But still, the storytelling is deeply captivating with its use of strong characters that all stand out in both personality and visual design; this gives the series a strong sense of identity that helps it stand out.

Just know this: The Amazing Digital Circus, despite being a cartoon, is not for children, more so for young adults thanks to its themes of loss, mental health, body issues, and Jax (more on him later).

Truly, The Amazing Digital Circus can put multimillion-dollar companies like Disney to shame when it never really has a moment to have a dull or bad moment on screen. Sincerely, this series stands out as a diamond in all departments.

It's challenging to nail down a moment in this series that one could honestly think is bad. Yes, the first couple of episodes the character models look a bit rough around the edges, but here's the thing: it's the storytelling that matters here, and besides, you know what other shows were rough to start off with? Many damn programs in their early day, both live action and in cartoon. Christ alive, this is a free show that you can watch right now on YouTube; this is a godsend. *Starts to bow at the feet of Goseworx*

# The Cast

Character name Right columns Right columns
Caine Alex Rochon Is the ringleader of the circus; he's an AI designed to have the players get as much enjoyment out of the game as possible, but as he's not human, he fails to know what people actually like; ergo, a lot of his adventures - that are meant to be family-friendly - are actually deeply nightmarish for the members of the circus. Even though he wants to have all the humans enjoy themselves, like AM from I Have No Mouth, he will simply try his best and not allow his captives to escape back into the real world.
Jax Michael Kovach A bully character who's clearly hiding something deeper and pushes away people who get too close to him. He has a lot of smut made of him, which is appropriate as he is called Jax because he can't stop Jax'ing off all the time.
Pomni Lizzie Freeman The newest of the group of regulars at the circus, so a lot of her early episodes are her trying to fit in. She's probably the least interesting of the gang, but that's okay, as she is the audience stand-in here. I also think she's kinda hot.
Gangle Marissa Lenti Is a girl twink, somehow. She's literally just a long ass-ribbon and a comedy/tragedy mask. She's an anime nerd that has a deep friendship with Zooble, with whom she probably also wants to have Zooble put a cigarette out on her. Furthermore, she's unique in the cast in that her face is the comedy and tragedy mask. On the bottom is the tragedy; on top is the comedy. Sadly for her, the top mask is easy to break, making it so she's forced to be in a depressive state.
Zooble Ashley Nichols Is a cool concept for a character that's actually pulled off quite well, you see; unlike the rest of the cast, Zooble's actual character design changes from episode to episode as they are seemingly unhappy with how they look. YOu could like that this show has a cheeky dysphoria (and by extension, gender dysphoria) reference in a character.
Kinger Sean Chiplock It's difficult to form that much of a strong opinion on Kinger as he's someone that we don't know all that much about. He knows a lot about coding, and his love of bugs and butterflies comes from Queenie, one of the first set of people to enter the circus.
Ragatha Amanda Hufford It's fair to say that Ragatha's role in the circus is that of a mother figure who, yes, tries her best, but doesn't always make end up helping the way she thought she would. I do like how, even if she doesn't feel it deep down, she does try her best to put on a smile for the others in the circus.

taffy

# Taffy

# Ingredients

# Directions

Mix well and allow it to boil slowly. Skim but do not stir. Boil until alittle hardens in water. Then add the vanilla and vinegar.

Now pour into buttered tins and when the edges harden, draw lightly to the center. When cool pull until light. When doing so flour the hands lightly.

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tahini_short_bread

This short bread recipe uses sesame paste called Tahini, a minimal amount of white sugar is necessary in order to get a crunchy/caramelized short-bread. For better results, a food processor is welcome for this recipe. IMPORTANT Butter is what makes this recipe complicated when cooking the dough, make sure it is not liquid or that the room is not to warm and make sure that the shortbreads are cold before putting in the oven.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Thoroughly mix the egg, sugar and Tahini
  2. Warm the butter so it is «pommade» meaning not liquide but soft enough so you can mix it with the preparation
  3. Have a good mixing of the butter and the preparation so it gets a bit airy.
  4. Add the flour slowly so the preparation stays homogenous.
  5. Add the baking powder
  6. Let the dough sit and then cook it as described in butter-based biscuits recipe
  7. Enjoy with tea

tajine

# Tajine Maadnous

Similar to an Italian frittata or Spanish tortilla, Tunisian tajine maadnous is an easy & delicious egg omelette filled with chicken, parsley, and spices.

# Ingredients

# Spice Blend

# Directions

  1. Mix the spices together (grinding any whole spices if necessary) and set them aside.
  2. In a large frying pan or pot over medium heat, saute the onions in about 1 tbsp of olive oil until tender.
  3. Toss chicken with 1/2 of the spice mix. Add this to the pan and brown.
  4. Add the potatoes and the water to the pan. Bring to a gentle simmer, then cook uncovered until potatoes are tender and most of the liquid has evaporated.
  5. Stir chopped parsley into the cooked mixture and set aside to cool.
  6. Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C), and grease a medium (2 quart/liter) baking pan with the remaining olive oil.
  7. Thoroughly whisk the eggs in a large bowl, then mix in the cheese. Stir in the chicken, potato, and parsley mixture, along with the remaining spice mixture. Stir until well-combined, then pour into the oiled baking dish.
  8. Bake for 30-35 minutes, or until set in the center. Allow to cool, and serve warm or at room temperature. Serve with some harissa, if you like.

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tanzania_tea_with_milk

# Tanzanian Tea w/ Milk

This is a very traditional simple beverage from Tanzania, a country in East Africa. While I stayed there in Mwanza and Dar es Salaam, they would always have this option for breakfast (or in general).

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Bring some hot water to boil and seep the tea. Depending on how strong you like it, you can do this for up to 10 min at most. Be warned; typically black teas are very strong.
  2. When done seeping, add in the milk (or cream).
  3. Sweeten to taste. Remember you can always add more if there isn't enough.

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tarta_de_santiago

# Tarta de Santiago

Delicious Spanish almond cake or famously known as tarta de Santiago. This is a cake from Galicia and it is super easy to make, with only 3 main ingredients. I always feel this type of cake is just perfect for the holiday season.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add eggs and sugar into a bowl and whisk until the mixture turns pale.
  2. Add the rest of the ingredients, except for icing sugar and using a spatula, gently fold everything until well combine.
  3. Pour batter into a 7 inch (18 cm) springform pan that has been buttered and floured. Bake in a preheated oven at 360ºF (180ºC) for 40 minutes or until golden brown and fully cooked.
  4. Cool completely. Place the Santiago cross cut out on top and dust generous amount of icing sugar all over the cake. Carefully remove the cut out. Slice and serve, enjoy!

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tarte_merengada

# Tarte Merengada de Limão

This lemon meringue pie is a delicious dessert. Ideal for those with a sweet tooth, it is very easy to make and is ready in just half an hour. Enjoy!

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Pre-heat the oven to 220ºC.
  2. Separate the yolk from the egg whites and mix the yolks with the condensed milk into whipped cream.
  3. Meanwhile mash the cookies into a powder and mix it with the margarine while covering the bottom and sides of a pie dish.
  4. Take the outer scrapings of a lemon with a gratter and squeeze the juice of all the lemons.
  5. Mix the scrappings and the juice with the yolk and add to the pie dish.
  6. Take it to the oven.
  7. Meanwhile mix the egg whites until they start to foam, add the sugar then and keep mixing them until the meringe starts to be firm.
  8. After 10 to 15 minutes in the oven, cover the surface of the pie with small dumpings of meringe with a spoon.
  9. Reduce the heat of the oven to 160ºC and put the pie back into the oven until the meringe on top becomes golden brown.

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tea

# Brew a Cup of Tea 🍵

Originally being recorded in China since at least 59 BC, people have been enjoying drinking tea (Q6097 on Wikidata), no other country enjoys tea as much as Britons, however. Since the 18th century, the UK has been the world's largest consumer, drinking an average annual per capita supply of 1.9 kilograms.

Tea is easy to make, so do not be worried about how to prepare it.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. If you have a kettle, fill it up with water. If the kettle already has water in it, make sure that it is still fresh and has not been sitting around for a while. Old water will affect the taste of the tea.

If you do not have a kettle, you may substitute it with something else, such as boiling the water over a pan. A microwave may also be used, but this is usually looked down upon as it can have mixed results.

  1. While the water is getting ready to boil, place the tea itself in a drinking device, such as a cup or mug - this is how tea is drunk in the UK. If you wish to drink it the same way as they do in China, you may use what is called a gaiwan (also called a «zhong»).
  2. Once the water is at a boil, it should be around 100°C (212°F). Turn the kettle off, and you may now place the water into your drinking device.
  3. If you wish, you may now place in as much milk as you think you will like. Remember, the more milk you use, the weaker the tea becomes!

You can also add sugar if you wish to make it sweet; either way, once you have done (or have not done) this, stir the tea with a spoon so that it all goes into the hot water and becomes mixed in.

  1. Around two minutes or so after you have poured the hot water into the drinking device, you may remove the tea. If you have used a tea bag, you may pick it up with the spoon and also squeeze the tea itself on the side of the drinking device as a way to drain it.
  2. After you have done this, you may now enjoy your drink, but make sure that it has cooled down enough to drink. Note that in the UK, it is not custom to drink tea cold, but rather hot.

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templeos

# TempleOS

As solely made by Terrence Andrew Davis (1969-12-15 to 2018-08-11; Q22708720 on Wikidata), a man as genuinely talented as he was deeply troubled, TempleOS (formerly J Operating System, SparrowOS, and LoseThos; Q19961543 on Wikidata) was the name of a Public Domain operating system that is littered with Biblical references and, as David believed, God Himself wanted him to build - an OS partly designed by God. Some of the strange destine choices that God asked Davis to do with the system's features were that the screen resolution should be in 640x480, with a 16-color display, and single audio voice - all of witch were more than outdated by 2005, let along in 2017.

Other odd things about the OS was that it was unable to talk to other computers, printers, and even unable to connect to the Internet, however, it could be said that the lack of networking was a smart move by Terry, as the OS has no security features at all, such as not having even basic things like there not being any passwords or file permissions, but this didn't matter to David at all, as it was possible to instead talk to the Almighty God via the system, or be it thanks to a random text generator that David called an upgraded Ouija board. In reality, this was simply a random sentence generator that Davis constructed meaning from.

Humorously, the OS was written in a version of the C language that Davis made, named HolyC. TempleOS included an original compiler, kernel, flight simulator, and other original games. It was also possible for people to embed 3D models inside of source code comments, something unheard of in many, many mainstream computers.

As stated, its creator was Terry A. David, an American programmer, who created and designed the operating system. As a teenager, he learned the assembly language on a Commodore 64, soon earning himself a master's degree in electrical engineering from Arizona State University and working for several years at Ticketmaster as a programmer for VAX machines. Sadly, it could be said that the downfall of Terry began in 1996, when he began experiencing regular manic episodes, one of which led him to hospitalization. He was initially incorrectly diagnosed with bipolar disorder, then being corrected to having schizophrenia.

After this, he lived in Las Vegas with his parents, eventually being kicked out due to him no longer wanting to take his medication and his fits of anger, shouting at them. Davis would also be known for going on rants on his livestreams, spouting about the C.I.A., Black people, the I.R.A., and God. Now living on the streets, Davis lived off donations from his fans and his disability money, suffering more and more from disillusionment with himself, thinking that he was married to a woman called Diana. On 2018-08-11, while walking alongside railroad tracks in The Dalles, Oregon, Davis was struck and killed by an oncoming train. While investigators could not determine if his death was accidental or suicide, the train engineer believed his death to be a suicide. In the police report, it was noted that Davis was walking with his back to the train, turning around moments before he was hit.

When The Dalles Chronicle covered the story that an unnamed homeless person was hit by a train, the newspaper was hit by a large number of phone calls, asking if it was indeed David, being confirmed in a later piece.

Despite of his death, the work of Terry lives on in the form of forks of his work, such as with Shrine and Erythros, two projects that can only exist thanks to the original project being Public Domain.

When he was alive, Terry would have rants about taboo topics and dissensions of himself. People shouldn't judge him for these things but rather realise that he was unable to control himself. In the end, Terry died homeless; his story should be a warning about the issues of mental health and what we do with the people who suffer from them in our modern-day world.

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teriyaki_beef

# Teriyaki Beef Wok

If you have no wok, a regular pan will suffice.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Whisk water, cornstarch, honey, ginger and soy sauce. Set aside.
  2. Heat some sesame oil to medium heat in a wok and brown the beef.
  3. Move the beef aside, add sesame oil and vegetables to the wok at high heat.
  4. Mix everything in the wok and heat.

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the_beatles

# The Beatles

When it comes to any knowledge of music, a person should be embarrassed if they can't name at least one Beatles song. Over the course of around ten years, The Beatles (Q1299 on Wikidata) forever changed the course of not only rock ‘n' roll, but music as a whole, and it's difficult to find a band or artist, especially in the Western world, who hasn't been influenced some way or another by this band.

It's all been said before, and trying to even come up with a new angle to tell the story of how four boys from Liverpool made it big is a bit of a fool's errand, so rather than giving a full bio on the band, here are some fun facts that you might not know about, in no particular order.


three_bean_salad

# Three Bean Salad

Easy recipe to expand - black turtle beans and chickpeas also work well here.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Put dressing ingredients in a large salad bowl an whisk until blended.
  2. Empty cans of beans into a colander and rinse under cold water.
  3. Chop remaining vegetables and add to dressing. Add beans and gently stir.
  4. Refrigerate for at least an hour before serving, stirring occasionally.

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tiramisu

# Tiramisù

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Separate albumen and yolks and beat the latter with the sugar in a bowl.
  2. Add the mascarpone and stir until uniform.
  3. In another bowl, beat the albumens until stiff.
  4. Add beaten albumens to the mascarpone cream gradually, stirring gently to not destroy the foam.
  5. Cover the bottom of a baking tray with a layer of cream.
  6. Cover it with a layer of savoiardi biscuits soaked in coffee.
  7. Add another layer of cream, then another of coffee-soaked savoiardi. Savoiardi of the second layer should be orthogonal to those of the first, so that the structure is more solid and slices collapse less when they are moved.
  8. Add one last layer of cream.
  9. Sprinkle cocoa powder on top.
  10. Store in the fridge for three hours.

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tiroler_groestl

# Tiroler Gröstl

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Clean potatoes and boil with skin.
  2. Chop onion, squeeze and mince the garlic.
  3. Dice pork and bacon.
  4. Slice cooked potatoes in thick wedges.
  5. Fry potato wedges in butter, add more butter while stirring.
  6. Add pork and bacon and bake until crispy.
  7. Add and stir the rest of the ingredients, except eggs.
  8. Fry the eggs separately and serve on top.

# Credits and Notes


tm

# (TM)

(TM): //

[Usenet] ASCII rendition of the ™ appended to phrases that the author feels should be recorded for posterity, perhaps in future editions of this lexicon. Sometimes used ironically as a form of protest against the recent spate of software and algorithm patents and look and feel lawsuits. See also UN*X.

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tobacco_pipe

# Tobacco Pipe

Tobacco pipe smoking is a way in which to smoke tobacco. It involves stuffing a tobacco pipe bowl with loose dried tobacco leaves, and lighting it produce a slow burn producing smoke which is then inhaled through the stem. A small hole sits within the bowl which is connected to the stem, allowing smoke to pass through.

Pipe smoking differs from cigarettes as the smoke is traditionally not inhaled due to the increased heat of the smoke being coarse against throat and lung. Once smoke is drawn from the pipe, it is instantly expelled, optionally by producing smoke rings. In this way, nicotine is absorbed through the gums instead of the lungs, causing, in this author's opinion, a much more pleasant experience. Additionally, a lit pipe lasts significantly longer than an average cigarette; some pipes once lit are able to be enjoyed for over an hour.

In this author's opinion pipe smoking is superior to cigarette smoking–as a cigarette smoker–primarily due to the length of time a pipe allows you to enjoy the tobacco and the sweeter and less chemical taste of the tobacco. This author did not realise the horrible chemical and paper burning smell and taste of cigarettes until attempting to smoke a pipe. It goes without saying that pipes additionally have the benefit of being more refined.

This author has only tried Mac Baren Original given its popularity but plans to try Capstan, Peterson Sherlock Holmes, and Peterson De Luxe Navy Rolls.

# Lighting a Pipe

For novices, lighting a pipe is the most difficult part of tobacco pipe smoking. You must remember that much like driving a car, the most dumbest person can become proficient despite its initial appearance of difficulty. Much of it comes down to experience of technique; after a few successful lights, it will become second nature.

It is also worth mentioning that packing and lighting differs from smoker to smoker, much of it being preference. This is what the author has found worked for them through experimentation and can be taken as a starting point rather than a dogma.

Anywhere a tamper is mentioned, you may use your finger, though expect to be burned.

  1. Ensure that the pipe is relatively clean of ash using a pipe cleaner or cloth. You don't have to be methodical about it, but ensure that you won't be relighting any ash or old tobacco.

  2. Spill some of the tobacco from the pouch on a flat surface and loosely pinch some of the finer cut pieces dropping them from an inch or two above into the pipe. You don't want the tobacco to be clumpy as this will affect the draw. Use gravity to allow the tobacco to separate while falling into the pipe.

  3. When enough is in the bowl to reach the brim, take a draw to ensure that air can still be drawn, it should feel akin to sucking smoothie through a straw. If it doesn't, start over. If it feels so, lightly push down on the tobacco with your finger to make some more room. It should feel a little springy.

  4. Using the same method, drop some more tobacco in so it once more reaches the brim.

  5. Hovering a lighter or a match over the top of the bowl, take quick draws–they should last no more than a second–opening your mouth directly after to allow the smoke to exit. By taking these draws, you will pull the flame towards the tobacco, think of it like feathering. Do not touch the tobacco with your flame, it should hover above, the quick draw will briefly pull the flame. Try to move the lighter in a circular motion in order to char the entire top. This is the charring step and the idea is not to light the pipe but to ready the light. Usually this takes about 10-15 draws to produce a white and gray looking surface, you should see no dried tobacco at the top.

  6. With your tamper, flatten the charred surface which has no doubt become a mess.

  7. Now it is time to light the pipe. The theory behind lighting a pipe is that the top is the charred entry point for the heat of the flame while the bottom slowly burns the tobacco which produces the smoke you draw. The charred top is not where the smoke comes from as drawing burning ash is not pleasant, as you can imagine.

  8. Light the pipe using the same technique as charring it: hold a flame above the now charred surface and take short draws to feather the charred surface. This should take a few draws, and you will know if it is lit by the quantity and colour of the smoke your expel.

  9. It should stay lit for a while, and it helps to tamper down lightly but firmly every ten minutes or so. If it doesn't, this is natural for a novice and as your experience grows so will your technique until miraculously it happily stays lit.

  10. It should be noticed that your draws should be brief and slow. Not at all like a filter cigarette where you draw for quite long in an attempt to collect very little smoke; pipe smoke comes fast and it is hot. Expel the smoke from your mouth right after draw, and while this feels unnatural after coming from a cigarette, you will feel a pleasant tobacco haze in about ten minutes. Popping your lips to expel helps with tasting the wonderful flavours, while smoke rings require some practice.

  11. If smoking gives you a sore throat or a tingly tongue, this is a sign that you are scorching the tobacco. Ensure you are not holding the flame directly to the tobacco, and try to feather the tobacco with the flame when you take the initial draws.

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tocariimaa_wiki

# Untitled tocariimaa wiki

As being a part of a larger small trend of wikis inspired by the LRS Wiki, this currently unnamed wiki (on Git; has also been called TCW by Drummyfish, who made the LRS Wiki) is the sole work of tocariimaa, a self-deceived programmer and hermit.

Currently, the wiki only has a handful of pages, most talking about programming languages, Lua, Golang, Rust, C, and so on. Despite the low number of pages, each is written quite well with a clear understanding of what every language does with valid reasoning behind what has been written down, such as with the Gopher hypertext protocol page, where tocariimaa makes a good point about how modern web browsers «can't [be bothered] implementing such a trivial protocol».

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tofu_and_cashew_chow_mein

# Tofu and Cashew Chow Mein

Precooked thick wheat noodles are typically found in the refrigerated section of the supermarket. Preparing soba noodles is a worthy substitute.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Loosen the precooked noodles by soaking in a bowl of hot water for 2-3 minutes, then drain and set aside.
  2. Mix together the soy sauce, oyster sauce, sesame oil and 2 Tbsp water in a bowl.
  3. Heat a wok or large frying pan over a high heat, add the oil and stir-fry the carrot and broccoli for 2 minutes.
  4. Add the tofu and stir-fry for 4 minutes.
  5. Add the garlic and ginger and stir-fry for a minute.
  6. Stir through the noodles and then add the sauce mixture and cashews and mix until thoroughly combined and heated through.

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tofu_stir_fry

# Tofu Stir Fry

A vegetarian dish that is easy to make and very flavorful. Goes well with rice or noodles

Serves 3 to 5.

Cooking time: ~10 to 20 minutes

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. (Optional) Deep freeze tofu at least 24 hours prior and then thaw. The freezing will crystalize the water inside and make the tofu spongey, giving it a more chewy texture, and aids in flavor absorption.
  2. Chop tofu into cubes or slabs per preference and carefully drain water.
  3. Allow tofu to soak in sauce for a few minutes.
  4. Pour cooking oil into a copper wok evenly to coat around the basin. Let it fill up about half an inch at the bottom.
  5. Heat oil at medium and place tofu, sauce, and minced garlic into pan. Adding sauce and herbs early helps tofu absorb the flavors.
  6. Shift and flip the tofu around, gradually turning up the heat as you go, until surface starts to turn brown.
  7. Add in hard vegetables. If using cabbage, save that for last. Cook until veggies soften.
  8. If non-vegan, scramble fry eggs in separate smaller pan until no longer runny, then add to stir fry.
  9. Once eggs are firm/brown to liking, add cabbage. Cabbage softens fast, so saving it for last lets it retain some crunch.
  10. Once cabbage softens, remove wok from heat. Serve on a plate with favorite sides.

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tomato_and_grilled_paprika_soup

# Tomato and Grilled Bell Pepper soup

Can be prepared the night before and kept frozen for a week or two.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Halve, deseed and grill the bell peppers in an oven or on a grill. Remove skin after grilling.
  2. Skin and quarter tomatoes.
  3. Sauté onion and crushed garlic in a large soup pan with olive oil.
  4. Add broth/stock, tomatoes, bell paper and purée with a stick blender.
  5. Add spices, syrup and cream.

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tomato_aspic

# Tomato Aspic

In Tomato Aspic-Tomato jellies with sardines should be made in ample time to harden on ice. The aspic referred to is ordinary gelatin mixed with soup stock instead of plain water. Remove the skin from sardines, then split them open and take out the backbone and cut them into narrow strips.

Mix together in equal quantities some stiff mayonnaise sauce and cool, but liquid, aspic jelly then stir in some chopped capers and small pieces of tomato, in the proportion of a dessertspoon of each to half a pint of the mayonnaise and aspic mixture; and, lastly, add the sardines.

Have at hand some small tomato molds which have been rather thickly lined with tomato aspic, fill them with the sardine mixture and leave on ice until the jellies can be unmolded; serve each on a small leaf of lettuce, and surround with a salad of water-cress and sliced tomatoes.

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tomato_catsup_very_fine

# Tomato Catsup (very fine)

# Ingredients

# Directions

Boil this mass for 3 hours, stirring constantly to keep from burning. When cool, strain through a sieve and bottle for use. Vegetable coloring may be used if you wish it to remain a bright red. (A family recipe handed down for generations and very good, indeed).

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tomato_flavored_hamburger_macaroni

# Tomato Flavored Hamburger and Macaroni

This is a based, easy and relatively quick to make meal. Great for making in large batches with a big pot and eating throughout the week.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Season the meat with the paprika, sage, thyme, marjoram, rosmary leaves, oregano leaves, and black pepper
  2. Saute the onion and the bell pepper until they become soft.
  3. Cook stirring for about 7-8 minutes
  4. Drop ground beef and pork into the cooked vegetables on low-medium heat, breaking the lumps into smaller pieces.
  5. Cook for about 15 minutes at medium heat
  6. Add the tomato sauce to the pot and stir
  7. Add the Better than Bouillon to the pot and stir
  8. Add a 1/2 cup of water to the large pot and cook and stir until the water has evaporated
  9. Adjust the stove to lowest heat
  10. Cook the macaroni according to this pasta recipe
  11. Important Stir everything together, make sure the hamburger gets evenly distributed in the macaroni. Make sure to stir right to the bottom so the sauce can reach there too.

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tomato_pickle

# Tomato Pickle

# Ingredients

# Directions

Makes 3 quarts of pickles Corn Salad

2 doz. ears of corn; boil twenty minutes on cob. Cut off cob; chop one head cabbage; 3 green peppers, and 1 red pepper. Mix together. Put in kettle with four pints vinegar; 3 tablespoons salt, 2 tablespoons ground mustard; 4 cups sugar; 2 teaspoons celery seed. Cook 20 minutes.

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tomato_soup

# Tomato Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

Put tomatoes with 1 pt. water to boil, boil for at least half hour. Fry onion in butter and add to soup with sugar and salt. When thoroughly cooked thicken with the flour blended with a little water. Now strain. Have the milk very hot, not boiling. Stir constantly while adding milk to soup and serve at once.

Do not place on the stove after the milk is in the soup. 1 cup of cream instead of 2 cups of milk greatly improves the soup.

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tomato_toast

# Tomato Toast

Half an ounce of butter, two ounces of grated cheese, one tablespoon of tomato; paprika. Melt the butter and add the tomato (either canned or fresh stewed), then the grated cheese; sprinkle with paprika and heat on the stove. Cut bread into rounds or small squares, fry and pour over each slice the hot tomato mixture.

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torrijas

# Torrijas

Torrijas are a spanish dessert traditionally eaten during the Holy Week (Easter). It is said they were first cooked using the leftovers from the Lent.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mull the milk with cinnamon and a bit of sugar (not too much, the milk is already sweet). Add the lemon rind if you want.
  2. Cool down the milk.
  3. While the milk is cooling, beat the eggs and heat up half a pan of olive oil.
  4. Cut the dry bread in slices. Soak it in the milk.
  5. Coat the bread soaking it in the beaten eggs.
  6. Fry the soaked & coated bread with the heated oil.
  7. Optionally sprinkle some sugar onto the Torrijas.
  8. Enjoy when they are cooled down. Don't eat too much, it won't be easy resisting!

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torta_frita_criolla

# Torta Frita Criolla (Argentinian frybread)

A «merienda» (afternoon meal) that is intertwined with the history of colonization on the River Plate region. Never have it by yourself, instead with friends or family, and a cup/gourd of Mate.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add the flour on a bowl, and the grease in ambient temperature in the middle.
  2. Mix flour and grease with your fingertips, while slowly adding the salt water, until you end up with a dough ball.
  3. Knead it energically, until the dough forms bubbles on its surface.
  4. Let it rest for 1 or 2 hours, and then form little balls, the size you'd do for a chocolate chip cookie, smash them to a disc shape, then poke a small hole in the middle.
  5. Fry it on abundant grease until golden brown, remove it with a perforated spoon, then put it on a bowl with paper towels to absorb excess grease.
  6. Add garnishes, but it is not essential, due to how rich and filling the dish is.

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tortellini

# Tortellini

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Buy tortellini (prefer meat or spinach).
  2. Bring water to a boil.
  3. Add salt to water only after boiling.
  4. Add tortellini in.
  5. Cook for 3 minutes.
  6. Drain water from the pot while keeping tortellini in.
  7. Add cooking cream and mix at medium heat until reduced a bit so it's more creamy.
  8. Turn off the heat and add 1 or 2 eggs.
  9. Mix in and let eggs cook using heat from the pot and tortellini.
  10. Serve on a plate. Add pepper, more salt if needed, and optionally, shredded cheese on top for extra creaminess.

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trouville_france

# Trouville

Trouville, a seaside town of north-western France, in the department of Calvados, on the English Channel, 34 m. N.E. of Caen by rail. Pop. (1906), 5684. Trouville is situated on the slopes of well-wooded hills at the mouth of the Touques on its right bank opposite Deauville. Its fine stretches of sand and excellent bathing, a spacious casino and beautiful villas, are among the attractions which make it the most frequented French resort on the channel. Deauville is well known for its racecourse and villas, exceeding those of Trouville in luxury, but except during the race fortnight in August (la grande quinzaine) it is quiet and comparatively deserted. The port shared with Deauville and formed by the Touques is entered by a channel between jetties with a depth at high tide of 18½ ft. This leads on the one side to a tidal harbour, on the other to an outer and an inner basin. Timber, coals and cement are imported. The London & South Western Railway Company have a daily steamboat service from Havre to Trouville in connexion with their Southampton and Havre boats. Besides trawling and the provisioning of ships, in which Deauville is also engaged, Trouville carries on boat-building and has rope and briquette works.

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tuhu

# Tuh'u

Tuh'u (Akkadian for possibly «beetroot») is an ancient Mesopotamian spring festival dish, a lamb stew of sorts, extracted by historians at Yale Babylonian Collection from tablets from Babylonia, ca. 1740 BC.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Add oil/fat to a large pot (preferably iron) and set over high heat. Sear lamb for several minutes in the oil/fat until lightly browned.
  2. Add onions and cook for 5 minutes
  3. Add beetroots and let cook for 5 minutes.
  4. Add salt, water, beer, arugula, cilantro, shallot, and cumin. Bring to a boil.
  5. Mix garlic with leek and Egyptian leek, and add the mixture to the pot.
  6. Lower heat to medium and let simmer for 60 minutes, or until the beetroot and meat are cooked to your liking.
  7. Once the tuh'u has finished cooking, serve in a bowl. Sprinkle with coriander seeds. Garnish with chopped cilantro and chopped Egyptian leek.

# Credits and Notes


tuna_salad

# Simple Tuna Salad

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. In a medium bowl, stir together tuna, mayonnaise, and relish.
  2. Add optional ingredients like vinegar, cheese or hard-boiled eggs if wanted.
  3. Season with garlic powder, salt, and pepper if wanted.

# Credits and Notes


tuna_sub

# Tuna Sub

Use the best tuna you can find. I like oil-packed but water is OK. Someone you know has a tuna salad recipe.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Lightly toast one side of the bun
  2. Add cheese to bottom of bun
  3. Spread a layer of tuna salad
  4. Place several spinach leaves on top bun
  5. Add sliced tomatoes
  6. Add pickle slices
  7. Season with salt and pepper to taste
  8. Combine halves and enjoy.

# Credits and Notes


turkey_smoked

# Smoked Turkey

Turkey, smoked on a charcoal grill

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Mix garlic powder into the whipped butter.
  2. Remove giblets and other materials from the turkey cavity.
  3. Rinse the turkey and pat dry with a towel.
  4. Liberally coat the turkey with the whipped butter mixture. Ensure the entire surface is coated.
  5. Place turkey in a foil baking pan with mixed vegetables. If available, use a rack to elevate the turkey from the bottom of the pan.
  6. Add chicken broth until it coats the bottom of the pan.
  7. Cover the pan in foil.
  8. Ignite the charcoal grill; arrange the coals for indirect cooking. Try to maintain a temperature of 300-400°F.
  9. Place the turkey in pan on the grill and cook indirectly for 1 hour.
  10. Remove the foil, and continue cooking over indirect heat.
  11. Periodically (every 15-30 minutes) baste the turkey with its own juices. If the bottom of the pan is dry, add chicken broth and reduce heat.
  12. Remove when the turkey reaches an internal temperature of 160°F in the breast.
  13. Allow to rest for 10 minutes before carving.

# Credits and Notes


turkish_red_lentil_soup

# Türkish Red Lentil Soup

Serve with a squeeze of lemon and alongside turmeric flatbread.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Reserve half the paprika and red pepper flakes, set aside.
  2. Pick through lentils for any foreign debris, rinse two or three times, drain and set aside.
  3. In a large pot over medium-high heat, saute 2 Tbsp of the olive oil and and onion with a pinch of salt for 3 minutes. Add the carrots and saute for another 3 minutes.
  4. Add the tomato paste and stir it around for 1 minute. Add cumin, mint, thyme, and the paprika/pepper flakes not reserved - and saute for 10 seconds to bloom the spices. Immediately add the lentils, water, broth, and salt. Bring the soup to a boil.
  5. Once boiling, reduce heat to a medium, cover the pot halfway, and cook for 15-20 minutes or until the lentils have fallen apart and the carrots are fully softened.
  6. Meanwhile, heat the remaining olive oil in a small sauce pan over medium heat, and swirl in the reserved paprika and red pepper flakes. The moment you see the paprika start to bubble, remove the pan from the heat.
  7. Blend the soup to reach the desired consistency. Taste for seasoning.
  8. Divide soup into bowls and drizzle the paprika oil on top of each serving.

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turkish_style_spiced_chicken

# Türkish-Style Spiced Chicken

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut sweet potatoes into 1/2 inch pieces. Combine and toss sweet potatoes, half the onions, half the garlic salt, and a tablespoon of oil. Lay to a baking sheet and roast on the middle rack of the oven, stirring halfway through until golden brown (12-22 mins).
  2. While sweet potatoes roast, heat a medium pot over medium-high heat. When hot, add a tablespoon of oil and remaining onions. Cook, stirring often until fragrant (1 min). Add chicken broth and rice, cover, and bring to a boil over high heat. Once boiling, reduce heat to low and leave covered until rice is tender and liquid is absorbed (12-14 mins). Remove pot from heat, still covered.
  3. While rice cooks, heat a large non-stick pan over medium heat. When hot, add almonds to the dry pan. Toast, stirring occasionally until golden brown (2-3 mins). When almonds are done, transfer to a plate and set aside.
  4. While almonds toast, pat chicken dry with paper towel. Sprinkle with Turkish Spice blend and the remaining garlic salt. Season with pepper. With the pan used in the last step, increase heat to medium-high. Add a tablespoon of oil and the chicken. Pan-fry until golden brown (1-2 min per side). Transfer chicken to another baking sheet. Roast on the top rack of the oven until chicken is cooked through (10-12 mins).
  5. While chicken roasts, zest and juice half the lemon. Cut remaining lemon into wedges. Roughly chop parsley. Add yogurt, half the parsley, sugar, lemon zest and juice to a small bowl. Season with salt and pepper, and whisk to combine.
  6. Fluff rice with a fork, then stir in almonds and remaining parsley. Slice chicken. Divide rice between plates, then top with sweet potatoes and chicken. Spoon yogurt sauce over top. Squeeze over a lemon wedge, as desired.

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turkish_yogurt_soup

# Türkish Yogurt Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. wash the rice
  2. put water in the pot and wait for water to boil
  3. add some salt and rice
  4. wait for 15 minutes
  5. mix yogurt, egg and flour and salt in a different bowl
  6. add water from the soup and mix by warming
  7. when the rice is soft, add the yogurt mixture to the soup and mix quickly
  8. cut down the heat, wait for 15 minutes
  9. for the sauce, simply melt the butter in a separate small pan and stir in the dried mint
  10. add sauteed dried mint to the soup and stir well
  11. serve warm

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turmeric_flatbread

# Turmeric Flatbread

A great companion to Turkish Red Lentil Soup.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine flour, turmeric, salt and baking powder.
  2. Stir in 1/3 cup water and the olive oil.
  3. Knead until smooth (1-2 min). Cover and set aside 15 minutes.
  4. Cut the dough into 4 pieces; flatten each into a 6-inch round.
  5. Cook one at a time in an oiled skillet over medium-high heat, flip when browned (2 mins).

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tuscan_style_pork_roast

# Tuscan Style Pork Roast

An herbaceous pancetta stuffed pork roast with a crispy exterior. Finished with a lemon vinaigrette. Adapted from Binging With Babish whose instructions are notoriously bad.

# Equipment

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 275°F (135°C)
  2. Butterfly the roast by cutting into three parts by cutting into the side starting a third of the way up the roast. When you get to the end of the roast open it up and repeat for the remaining roast. You're opening it up like a pamphlet. Refer to the video linked above if you're confused.
  3. Cover with plastic wrap and beat with meat mallet to pound the pork to an even levelness.
  4. Mince garlic cloves(8) with the rosemary(2 Tbsp). Place into a cold pan with olive oil(⅓ cup) and zest of lemon(1). Keep lemon for later.
  5. Bring to slow simmer on medium low heat for 2-3 minutes. Strain the herbs making sure to squeeze all excess oil. Reserve oil for later.
  6. Add pancetta/bacon(4 oz) to food processor. Pulse a few times before adding the garlic/rosemary mixture. Process until a smooth paste forms.
  7. Salt and pepper both sides of the roast before placing the roast fat side down and spreading the paste over the roast leaving about a 2 inch gap on one side.
  8. Roll tightly towards the 2 inch gap and use butchers twine to secure the roll. Place a knot every inch or so.
  9. Bake at 275°F (135°C) for 2 hours or until internal temperature reads 135°F (57°C) in the thickest part.
  10. Add olive oil to cast iron skillet and heat on high until ripping hot. Cut remaining lemon in half. Brown all sides of pork roast and lemon using tongs.
  11. Juice the lemon into the remaining oil from the garlic/rosemary herb spread. Add freshly chopped parsley. Whisk with fork until emulsified. Season with salt and pepper.
  12. Slice roast into ½ inch thick slices and top with lemon herb vinaigrette.
# A note on ingredient snootiness

I point out that ingredients need to be fresh, the olive oil high quality, the salt needs to be kosher, and the pepper freshly ground not because I'm some rich snob but because it actually matters. The olive oil is one of the main flavors in this dish and it will taste significantly worse if you cheap out. Herbs, especially rosemary, don't even taste the same when comparing dried to fresh.

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typewriter

# Typewriters

Despite it being the 21st century (or later depending on when you read this), many would say that they have never touched a typewriter (Q46335 on Wikidata), let alone used one. This is a great shame, as there is no greater feeling besides maybe your first kiss or seeing someone trip over a banana like in a cartoon than using a typewriter.

The concept seems simple, but the moment you look at how the letters actually get pressed into the paper, it becomes surprisingly complex. It seems simple from the outside: you press a key, and it then triggers a spring to move what is called a bar that has the indent of a letter on it that will press itself against a long and inked-up ribbon that then in turn presses itself against the paper. But wait, there's more! So you're not always using the same ribbon; a small dial moves the ribbon so you're never hitting the same ink spot more than once. As well as this, the typewriter moves the paper to the left by one letter, so you don't type over what you just wrote... it's really an amazing bit of mechanical work, and there's even still more to your average typewriter, but what matters here is that thanks to it being a metal machine, it can be loud. Very loud.

The clinking and clanking of it is wonderful; you would think that being quiet should be best, but no, once you start to hear the noise, you want to carry on typing; you need to carry on this symphony of click click clicks. It's something that you truly don't know what you're missing out on until you try it for the first time.

# Buying a Typewriter

Typewriters come in all shapes and sizes; some are nice and small, others are beasts. Personally, I have an Olivetti Lettera 35. It works like a dream, but it is quite big and very heavy, but even still, it's quite sleek in the way it looks, and the olive color of the body, despite being a plain color, makes it stand out.

For hunting the perfect writer for you, however, well, eBay might be your best bet. Typing in just «typewriter» into the search will show off pages upon pages of results; some are overpriced, others might be underpriced; it's all a matter of hunting out the perfect one for you that matters most. Obviously, if you're new to the whole typewriter scene, get one that you know is working; you don't want to mess around with something you know very little about, as you'll be stuck for hours not knowing what to do.

Once you've decided on the typewriter for you, and it's being mailed to your address, you need ink for it, or rather a «ribbon». This is either going to be one solid color (like black) or one color above another (mostly black and red). The two-color ones are unique, as a lot of mid- to late 20th-century typewriters allow the ability to press down a button, and you're now writing in a new color.

Once you get your ribbon, inserting it into the writer for the first time might seem stupid hard, but there are some good videos out there to help you (even a video by Tom Hanks!), but still, even once you're an expert at changing the ribbon, you're going to get ink on your fingers. Just the nature of the beast. Just rub your hands together, so the ink disappears; it's quite simple.

Then all you need to do is wind your paper in, and boom, you're writing.

# Resources

Finding resources online isn't that hard, but


tzatziki

# Tzatziki

A traditional greek dip that goes well with crackers, celery and carrots or in a greek gyro. Great for parties and sharing with your family friends. Can be eaten immediately after preparation or after a few hours of being in the fridge for enhanced flavor.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Finely grate the cucumber and chop the dill
  2. Strain the cucumber thoroughly with a clean kitchen towel
  3. Mash the garlic and the olive oil in a mortar and pestle
  4. Add all three to the Greek yogurt
  5. Squeeze in some lemon/lime or vinegar
  6. Add a generous pinch of salt and small pinch of pepper
  7. Optionally add some extra olive oil
  8. Stir and enjoy with your favorite snack

# Credits and Notes


uk

# The United Kingdom 🇬🇧

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UK, sometimes called «Britain» despite this excluding Noreen Ireland) is the given name to a country that lives next to mainland Europe, located in the North Sea.

The UK's head of state is the monarch, followed by the Prime Minister, the elected representative of the country. Despite the monarch being the formal head of state, in recent times their role has been largely ceremonial: signing bills that the government asks to be made official, serving as the unofficial face of the country, and hosting internal and state visits.

The natives of the country are called Britons (or «Brits»), who live in England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, as well as other islands (the Falkland Islands, Guernsey, Jersey, Isle of Man).

# Background

The United Kingdom has historically played a leading role in developing parliamentary democracy and in advancing literature and science. At its zenith in the 19th century, the British Empire stretched over one-fourth of the Earth's surface. The first half of the 20th century saw the UK's strength seriously depleted in two world wars and the Irish Republic's withdrawal from the union. The second half witnessed the dismantling of the Empire and the UK rebuilding itself into a modern and prosperous European nation. As one of five permanent members of the UN Security Council and a founding member of NATO and the Commonwealth, the UK pursues a global approach to foreign policy. The Scottish Parliament, the National Assembly for Wales, and the Northern Ireland Assembly were established in 1998.

The UK has been an active member of the EU since its accession in 1973, although it chose to remain outside the Economic and Monetary Union. However, motivated in part by frustration at a remote bureaucracy in Brussels and massive migration into the country, UK citizens on 2016-06-23 narrowly voted to leave the EU.

# Name

Conventional long form: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; note - the island of Great Britain includes England, Scotland, and Wales.

Conventional short form: United Kingdom.

Abbreviation: UK.

Etymology: the name United Kingdom is self-descriptive; the name Britain probably derives from the Celtic word pretani, meaning «painted people;» the designation of Great Britain for England, Scotland, and Wales dates back to medieval times and was used to distinguish the island from Little Britain, or Brittany, in modern France; the name Ireland evolved from the Gaelic name Eriu, which is possibly derived from the Old Celtic iveriu, meaning «good land».

# Independence

No official date of independence: 927 (minor English kingdoms unite); 3 March 1284 (enactment of the Statute of Rhuddlan uniting England and Wales); 1536 (Act of Union incorporates England and Wales); 1 May 1707 (Acts of Union unite England, Scotland, and Wales as Great Britain); 1 January 1801 (Acts of Union unite Great Britain and Ireland as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland); 6 December 1921 (Anglo-Irish Treaty formalizes partition of Ireland; six counties become Northern Ireland and remain part of the UK); 12 April 1927 (Royal and Parliamentary Titles Act establishes current name of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)

# Flag

The flag of the UK is a blue field with the red cross of Saint George (patron saint of England) edged in white superimposed on the diagonal red cross of Saint Patrick (patron saint of Ireland), which is superimposed on the diagonal white cross of Saint Andrew (patron saint of Scotland); properly known as the Union Flag, but commonly called the Union Jack; the design and colors (especially the Blue Ensign) have been the basis for a number of other flags including other Commonwealth countries and their constituent states or provinces, and British overseas territories.

# Broadcast media

Public-service British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) is the largest broadcasting company in the world; BBC operates multiple TV networks with regional and local TV; mixed system of public and commercial TV broadcasters along with satellite and cable systems provide access to hundreds of international TV stations; BBC operates multiple national, regional, and local radio networks with multiple transmission sites; large number of commercial and satellite radio stations available.

# Credits and Notes

Some or all of the text was taken from the CIA World Factbook (source), a work by the federal government of the the United States - all work by the US government lacks copyright.

Due to this using text that was written by the US government, please be aware that might not only be US-centric, but also have a pro-USA agenda.


ukrainian_borscht

# Ukrainian Borscht

Borscht is a beet soup that originates from Ukraine and is common in Eastern Europe and North Asia. Depending on the recipe, borscht may be purely vegetarian; it may be served either hot or cold; and it may range from a hearty one-pot meal to a clear broth or a smooth drink.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Peel, grate and/or slice all vegetables (keeping sliced potatoes in cold water to prevent browning until ready to use then drain).
  2. Heat a large soup pot (5 1/2 Qt or larger) over medium/high heat and add 2 Tbsp olive oil.
  3. Add grated beets and sauté 10 minutes, stirring occasionally until beets are softened.
  4. Add 8 cups broth and 2 cups water.
  5. Add sliced potatoes and sliced carrots then cook for 10-15 minutes or until easily pierced with a fork.
  6. While potatoes are cooking, place a large skillet over medium/high heat and add 2 Tbsp oil.
  7. Add chopped onion, celery and bell pepper. Saute stirring occasionally until softened and lightly golden (7-8 minutes).
  8. Add 4 Tbsp Ketchup and stir fry for 30 seconds then transfer to the soup pot to continue cooking with the potatoes.
  9. When potatoes and carrots reach desired softness, add optional ingredients from the list.
  10. Simmer for an additional 2-3 minutes and add more spices to taste.
  11. Serve with a dollop of sour cream on top.

# Credits and Notes


ukrainian_vareniki

# Ukrainian Vareniki

(Vareniki/Dumplings) Vareniki are popular all over the world, but abroad they have different names.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Place potatoes into a large pot and cover with salted water; bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium-low and simmer until tender, about 25 minutes. Drain potatoes and mash; season with salt and pepper.
  2. Combine flour and 1 teaspoon salt in a large bowl while potatoes are cooking. Stir sour cream and baking soda together in a second bowl. Add water to flour mixture and blend in, followed by sour cream mixture. Knead into a smooth dough, cover with plastic wrap, and refrigerate for 10 to 15 minutes.
  3. Melt butter in a skillet over medium heat and cook onions until browned, 5 to 10 minutes. Add mushrooms and cook until browned, about 5 minutes. Add to mashed potatoes.
  4. Divide dough into 4 portions and roll each portion into a 1 1/2-inch thick rope. Cut ropes into small 1/2-inch pieces. Press each dough piece into a small flat circle and place 1 teaspoon of potato filling in the center. Fold dough over into a half-moon shape and seal edges.
  5. Bring a large pot of salted water to a gentle boil. Add the vareniki in batches and cook until they float to the surface, about 3 minutes. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Remove with a slotted spoon and place in a colander to drain.

# Credits and Notes


uranus

# Uranus ⛢

Uranus (Q324 on Wikidata) is the seventh planet from the Sun, and it has the third largest diameter of planets in our solar system. Uranus appears to spin sideways.

# Introduction

Uranus is a very cold and windy world. The ice giant is surrounded by 13 faint rings and 28 small moons. Uranus rotates at a nearly 90-degree angle from the plane of its orbit. This unique tilt makes Uranus appear to spin sideways, orbiting the Sun like a rolling ball.

Uranus was the first planet found with the aid of a telescope. It was discovered in 1781 by astronomer William Herschel, although he originally thought it was either a comet or a star. It was two years later that the object was universally accepted as a new planet, in part because of observations by astronomer Johann Elert Bode.

# Namesake

William Herschel tried unsuccessfully to name his discovery Georgium Sidus after King George III. Instead, the planet was named for Uranus, the Greek god of the sky, as suggested by Johann Bode.

# Potential for Life

Uranus' environment is not conducive to life as we know it. The temperatures, pressures, and materials that characterize this planet are most likely too extreme and volatile for organisms to adapt to.

# Size and Distance

With an equatorial diameter of 51,118 kilometers, Uranus is four times wider than Earth. If Earth was the size of a nickel, Uranus would be about as big as a softball.

From an average distance of 2.9 billion kilometers, Uranus is about 19 astronomical units away from the Sun. One astronomical unit (abbreviated as AU), is the distance from the Sun to Earth. From this distance, it takes sunlight 2 hours and 40 minutes to travel from the Sun to Uranus.

# Orbit and Rotation

One day on Uranus takes about 17 hours. This is the amount of time it takes Uranus to rotate, or spin once around its axis. Uranus makes a complete orbit around the Sun (a year in Uranian time) in about 84 Earth years (30,687 Earth days).

Uranus is the only planet whose equator is nearly at a right angle to its orbit, with a tilt of 97.77 degrees. This may be the result of a collision with an Earth-sized object long ago. This unique tilt causes Uranus to have the most extreme seasons in the solar system. For nearly a quarter of each Uranian year, the Sun shines directly over each pole, plunging the other half of the planet into a 21-year-long, dark winter.

Uranus is also one of just two planets that rotate in the opposite direction than most of the planets. Venus is the other.

# Moons

Uranus has 28 known moons. While most of the satellites orbiting other planets take their names from Greek or Roman mythology, Uranus' moons are unique in being named for characters from the works of William Shakespeare and Alexander Pope.

All of Uranus' inner moons appear to be roughly half water ice and half rock. The composition of the outer moons remains unknown, but they are likely captured asteroids.

# Rings

Uranus has two sets of rings. The inner system of nine rings consists mostly of narrow, dark grey rings. There are two outer rings: the innermost one is reddish like dusty rings elsewhere in the solar system, and the outer ring is blue like Saturn's E ring.

In order of increasing distance from the planet, the rings are called Zeta, 6, 5, 4, Alpha, Beta, Eta, Gamma, Delta, Lambda, Epsilon, Nu, and Mu. Some of the larger rings are surrounded by belts of fine dust.

# Formation

Uranus took shape when the rest of the solar system formed about 4.5 billion years ago - when gravity pulled swirling gas and dust in to become this ice giant. Like its neighbor Neptune, Uranus likely formed closer to the Sun and moved to the outer solar system about 4 billion years ago, where it is the seventh planet from the Sun.

# Structure

Uranus is one of two ice giants in the outer solar system (the other is Neptune). Most (80% or more) of the planet's mass is made up of a hot dense fluid of «icy» materials - water, methane, and ammonia - above a small rocky core. Near the core, it heats up to 4,982 degrees Celsius.

Uranus is slightly larger in diameter than its neighbor Neptune, yet smaller in mass. It is the second least dense planet; Saturn is the least dense of all.

Uranus gets its blue-green color from methane gas in the atmosphere. Sunlight passes through the atmosphere and is reflected back out by Uranus' cloud tops. Methane gas absorbs the red portion of the light, resulting in a blue-green color.

# Surface

As an ice giant, Uranus doesn't have a true surface. The planet is mostly swirling fluids. While a spacecraft would have nowhere to land on Uranus, it wouldn't be able to fly through its atmosphere unscathed either. The extreme pressures and temperatures would destroy a metal spacecraft.

# Atmosphere

Uranus' atmosphere is mostly hydrogen and helium, with a small amount of methane and traces of water and ammonia. The methane gives Uranus its signature blue color.

While Voyager 2 saw only a few discrete clouds, a Great Dark Spot, and a small dark spot during its flyby in 1986 - more recent observations reveal that Uranus exhibits dynamic clouds as it approaches equinox, including rapidly changing bright features.

Uranus' planetary atmosphere, with a minimum temperature of -224.2 degrees Celsius makes it even colder than Neptune in some places.

Wind speeds can reach up to 900 kilometers per hour on Uranus. Winds are retrograde at the equator, blowing in the reverse direction of the planet's rotation. But closer to the poles, winds shift to a prograde direction, flowing with Uranus' rotation.

# Magnetosphere

Uranus has an unusual, irregularly shaped magnetosphere. Magnetic fields are typically in alignment with a planet's rotation, but Uranus' magnetic field is tipped over: the magnetic axis is tilted nearly 60 degrees from the planet's axis of rotation, and is also offset from the center of the planet by one-third of the planet's radius.

Uranus has auroras, but they are not in line with the poles like they are on Earth, Jupiter, and Saturn. This is due to the planet's lopsided magnetic field.

The magnetosphere tail behind Uranus opposite the Sun extends into space for millions of miles. Its magnetic field lines are twisted by Uranus' sideways rotation into a long corkscrew shape.

# Credits and Notes


usa

# The United States of America 🇺🇸

When it comes to significant global influence in culture, economics, technology, and military power, the United States of America (or «USA»:, also called «America»; Q30 on Wikidata), for better or for worse, is top dog, largely thanks to it being one of the world's largest countries by both area and population.

In 1911, Encyclopædia Britannica wrote about this country, saying1:

[The] great federal republic which had its origin in the revolt of the British colonies in North America, when, in the Declaration of Independence, they described themselves as «The Thirteen United States of America.»

The United States is also home to national wonders, names like Yellowstone National Park and the Grand Canyon come to mind. Animals like the red wolf, black-footed ferret, Rice's whale, as well as other animals who are currently facing the risk of extinction2, also call this land their home.

# Background

Thirteen of Britain's American colonies broke with the mother country in 1776 and were recognized as the new nation of the United States of America following the Treaty of Paris in 1783. During the 19th and 20th centuries, 37 new states were added as the nation expanded across the North American continent and acquired a number of overseas possessions. Two of the most traumatic experiences in the nation's history were the Civil War (1861-65), in which a northern Union of states defeated a secessionist Confederacy of 11 southern slave states, and the Great Depression of the 1930s, an economic downturn during which about a quarter of the labor force lost its jobs. Buoyed by victories in World Wars I and II and the end of the Cold War in 1991, the US remains the world's most powerful nation state. Since the end of World War II, the economy has achieved relatively steady growth, low unemployment, and rapid advances in technology.

# Credits and Notes


veal_kidney_stew

# Veal Kidney Stew

# Ingredients

# Directions

Wash, clean and cut fine a veal kidney. Fry onion in butter until light brown, add kidney, tomatoes, mushrooms, parsley, potatoes, seasoning and water, and cook until tender.

# Credits and Notes


veal_loaf

# Veal Loaf

# Ingredients

# Directions

Have meat ground fine as possible. Then mix thoroughly with the herbs, 1 egg, pepper and salt, 1/2 cup stock and 1/2 cup crumbs.

Form a loaf and brush top and sides with the second egg. Now, scatter the remaining 1/4 cup of crumbs over the moistened loaf.

Place in a baking pan with the 1/2 cup of stock and bake in a moderate oven three hours, basting very frequently, and adding water in case stock is consumed.

# Credits and Notes


veal_soup

# Veal Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

Put veal in stewing pan and allow it to cook until thoroughly done. Now chop meat and add cheese, flour, salt and pepper if needed and form into little balls about the size of a marble. While preparing these, drop in macaroni and cook until tender. Now add the meat balls.

If too thick use a little water. Beat the eggs lightly and add while boiling.

# Credits and Notes

War Not Only Kills Bodies But Ideals
- MRS. HENRY VILLARD (1835 - 1900; Q91417 on Wikidata), President of Women's Peace Conference.


vegetable_medley_baked

# Vegetable Medley, Baked

To take the place of the roast on a meatless menu, try the following:

Soak and boil one-half pint of dried beans to make a pint of pulp, putting it through a colander to remove the skins. Take small can of tomato soup and to this allow a pint of nuts ground, two raw eggs, half a cup of flour browned, one small onion minced and a tablespoon of parsley, also minced. Season to taste with sage, sweet marjoram, celery salt, pepper and paprika and mix the whole well, stirring in half a cup of sweet milk. Put into a well-greased baking tin and brown for 20 minutes in a quick oven. Serve hot on a flat dish as you would a roast with brown gravy or tomato sauce.

# Credits and Notes

The waste of good materials, the vexation that frequently attends such mismanagement and the curses not unfrequently bestowed on cooks with the usual reflection, that whereas God sends good meat, the devil sends cooks.
- E. Smith (1890 - 1965; Q144090 on Wikidata).


vegetable_soup

# Vegetable Soup

# Ingredients

# Directions

Put meat in large kettle and boil for an hour; now add all the other ingredients and cook until soft. Ready then to serve.

This soup can be made as a cream soup without meat and is delicious. In this case you take a good sized piece of butter and fry all the vegetables slightly, excepting the potatoes. Now cover all, adding potatoes with boiling water and cook until tender.

When done season and add hot milk and 1 cup cream. This is very fine.

In making this soup without meat omit the tomatoes and use string beans instead.

# Credits and Notes

Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are.
- Brillat Savarin (1755 - 1826; Q313027 on Wikidata).


venezuelan_arepa

# Venezuelan Arepa

Venezuelan Arepas (not to be confused with Colombian Arepas) are a tipical venezuelan dish. They can be filled with dozens of things, and each presentation has a particular name, but they're still arepas.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine the water, the precooked corn flour, and a little bit of salt in a large mixing bowl.
  2. Mix the ingredients by hand until no clumps remain in the resulting dough and it has a smooth but solid consistency.
  3. Preheat a pan with oil over low heat.
  4. Take a piece of dough and form a ball the size of the palm of your hand.
  5. Carefully slap the ball side by side to make a disk neither too thick nor too thin.
  6. Repeat the process with the remainder of the dough.
  7. Put the arepas in the preheated pan and wait for it approximately 2 minutes and a half to flip it over.
  8. When both sides are cooked, take them out of the pan.
  9. Cut through the middle of the arepas with a butter knife, and brush them with butter.
  10. Fill them with delicatessen to taste (ham, cheese, beans, mortadella, eggs, etc.)

# Credits and Notes


venus

# Venus ♀️

Venus (Q313 on Wikidata) is the second planet from the Sun, and our closest planetary neighbor. It's the hottest planet in our solar system, and is sometimes called Earth's twin.

Venus is the second planet from the Sun, and Earth's closest planetary neighbor. Venus is the third brightest object in the sky after the Sun and Moon. Venus spins slowly in the opposite direction from most planets.

Venus is similar in structure and size to Earth, and is sometimes called Earth's evil twin. Its thick atmosphere traps heat in a runaway greenhouse effect, making it the hottest planet in our solar system with surface temperatures hot enough to melt lead - about 467 Celsius. And the atmospheric pressure at the surface is about 93 times what it is at sea level on Earth. Below Venus' dense, persistent clouds, the surface has volcanoes and deformed mountains.

# Namesake

The ancient Romans could easily see seven bright objects in the sky: the Sun, the Moon, and the five brightest planets: Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. They named the objects after their most important gods.

Venus is named for the ancient Roman goddess of love and beauty, who was known as Aphrodite to the ancient Greeks. Most features on Venus are named for women. It's the only planet named after a female god.

# Potential For Life

About 50 kilometers from the surface of Venus temperatures range from 30 to 70 Celsius. This temperature range could accommodate Earthly life, such as «extremophile» microbes. And atmospheric pressure at that height is similar to what we find on Earth's surface.

At the tops of Venus' clouds, whipped around the planet by winds measured as high as 360 kph, we find another transformation. Persistent, dark streaks appear. Scientists are so far unable to explain why these streaks remain stubbornly intact, even amid hurricane-force winds. They also have the odd habit of absorbing ultraviolet radiation.

The most likely explanations focus on fine particles, ice crystals, or even a chemical compound called iron chloride. Although it's much less likely, another possibility considered by scientists who study astrobiology is that these streaks could be made up of microbial life, Venus-style. Astrobiologists note that ring-shaped linkages of sulfur atoms, known to exist in Venus' atmosphere, could provide microbes with a kind of coating that would protect them from sulfuric acid. These handy chemical cloaks would also absorb potentially damaging ultraviolet light and re-radiate it as visible light.

Some of the Russian Venera probes did, indeed, detect particles in Venus' lower atmosphere about a micron in length - roughly the same size as a bacterium on Earth.

None of these findings provide compelling evidence for the existence of life in Venus' clouds. But the questions they raise, along with Venus' vanished ocean, its violently volcanic surface, and its hellish history, make a compelling case for missions to investigate our temperamental sister planet. There is much, it would seem, that she can teach us.

# Size and Distance

Venus orbits the Sun from an average distance of 108 million kilometers, or 0.72 astronomical units (1 astronomical unit, abbreviated AU, is the distance from the Sun to Earth). Sunlight takes about six minutes to travel from the Sun to Venus, compared to about eight minutes for the Sun and Earth.

Earth's nearness to Venus is a matter of perspective. The planet is nearly as big around as Earth. Its diameter at its equator is about 12,104 kilometers, versus 12,756 kilometers for Earth. From Earth, Venus is the brightest object in the night sky after our own Moon. The ancients, therefore, gave it great importance in their cultures, even thinking it was two objects: a morning star and an evening star. That's where the trick of perspective comes in.

Because Venus' orbit is closer to the Sun than ours, the two of them - from our viewpoint - never stray far from each other. The ancient Egyptians and Greeks saw Venus in two guises: first in one orbital position (seen in the morning), then another (your «evening» Venus), just at different times of the year.

At its nearest to Earth, Venus is about 38 million kilometers. But most of the time the two planets are farther apart. The maximum distance between Venus and Earth is about 261 million kilometers. Mercury, the innermost planet, actually spends more time in Earth's proximity than Venus.

One more trick of perspective: how Venus looks through binoculars or a telescope. Keep watch over many months, and you'll notice that Venus has phases, just like our Moon - full, half, quarter, etc. The complete cycle, however, new to full, takes 584 days, while our Moon takes just a month. And it was this perspective, the phases of Venus first observed by Galileo through his telescope, that provided the key scientific proof for the Copernican heliocentric nature of the solar system.

# Orbit and Rotation

Spending a day on Venus would be quite a disorienting experience - that is, if your spacecraft or spacesuit could protect you from the extreme heat and crushing air pressure. For one thing, your «day» would be 243 Earth days long - longer even than a Venus year (one trip around the Sun), which takes only 225 Earth days. For another, because of the planet's extremely slow rotation, sunrise to sunset would take 117 Earth days. And by the way, the Sun would rise in the west and set in the east, because Venus spins backward compared to Earth.

While you're waiting, don't expect any seasonal relief from the unrelenting temperatures. On Earth, with its spin axis tilted by about 23 degrees, we experience summer when our part of the planet (our hemisphere) receives the Sun's rays more directly - a result of that tilt. In winter, the tilt means the rays are less direct. No such luck on Venus: Its very slight tilt is only three degrees, which is too little to produce noticeable seasons.

# Moons

Venus is one of only two planets in our solar system that doesn't have a moon, but it does have a quasi-satellite that has officially been named Zoozve. This object was discovered on Nov. 11, 2002, by Brian Skiff at the Lowell Observatory Near-Earth-Object Search (LONEOS) in Flagstaff, Arizona, a project funded by NASA that ended in February 2008.

Quasi-satellites, sometimes called quasi-moons, are asteroids that orbit the Sun while staying close to a planet. A quasi-satellite's orbit usually is more oblong and less stable than the planet's orbit. In time, the shape of a quasi-satellite's orbit may change and it may move away from the planet.

According to the International Astronomical Union (IAU), the organization that names space objects, Zoozve is the first-identified quasi-satellite of a major planet. Earth also has quasi-satellites, including a small asteroid discovered in 2016.

Based on its brightness, scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) estimate Zoozve ranges in size from 200 meters to 500 meters across.

Interestingly, Zoozve also orbits relatively close to Earth but does not pose a threat to our planet. For the next 175 years, the closest Zoozve will get to Earth is in the year 2149 when it will be about 3.5 million kilometers away, or about 9 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.

# How Zoozve Got Its Name

After the discovery in 2002, Skiff reported his finding to the Minor Planet Center, which is funded by a Near-Earth Object (NEO) Observations Program grant from NASA's Planetary Defense Coordination Office. At that time, it was given the provisional name 2002 VE68. Skiff said he didn't realize the asteroid's importance and forgot about the object until a radio show host reached out to him in 2023 about naming it Zoozve.

Soon after Skiff's discovery, a team of astronomers, including Seppo Mikkola with the University of Turku in Finland and Paul Wiegert with the University of Western Ontario in London, determined that the object was the first of its kind to be discovered. They think that Zoozve may have been a companion to Venus for at least 7,000 years, and that Earth's gravity helped push Zoozve into its present orbit.

The name Zoozve comes from a child's poster of the solar system. The artist, Alex Foster, saw «2002 VE68» on a list of solar system objects, wrote down «2002 VE,» and then misread his own handwriting as «Zoozve.»

Latif Nasser, co-host of the WNYC Studios show Radiolab, tracked down the source of the mistake with the help of Liz Landau, a NASA senior communications specialist. Nasser suggested that Skiff request that the IAU officially name the asteroid Zoozve. Skiff agreed, and the name Zoozve was approved in February 2024.

# Rings

Venus has no rings.

# Formation

A critical question for scientists who search for life among the stars: How do habitable planets get their start? The close similarities of early Venus and Earth, and their very different fates, provide a kind of test case for scientists who study planet formation. Similar size, similar interior structure, both harboring oceans in their younger days. Yet one is now an inferno, while the other is the only known world to host abundant life. The factors that set these planets on almost opposite paths began, most likely, in the swirling disk of gas and dust from which they were born. Somehow, 4.6 billion years ago that disk around our Sun accreted, cooled, and settled into the planets we know today. Better knowledge of the formation history of Venus could help us better understand Earth - and rocky planets around other stars.

# Structure

If we could slice Venus and Earth in half, pole to pole, and place them side by side, they would look remarkably similar. Each planet has an iron core enveloped by a hot-rock mantle; the thinnest of skins forms a rocky, exterior crust. On both planets, this thin skin changes form and sometimes erupts into volcanoes in response to the ebb and flow of heat and pressure deep beneath.

On Earth, the slow movement of continents over thousands and millions of years reshapes the surface, a process known as «plate tectonics.» Something similar might have happened on Venus early in its history. Today a key element of this process could be operating: subduction, or the sliding of one continental «plate» beneath another, which can also trigger volcanoes. Subduction is believed to be the first step in creating plate tectonics.

NASA's Magellan spacecraft, which ended a five-year mission to Venus in 1994, mapped the broiling surface using radar. Magellan saw a land of extreme volcanism - a relatively young surface, one recently reshaped (in geologic terms), and chains of towering mountains.

# Surface

Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system, with surface temperatures about 467 Celsius. And atmospheric pressure at the surface squeezes with the same force as being more than 930 meters underwater on Earth. The Soviet Union sent a series of probes to Venus between 1961 and 1984 as part of its Venera program (Venera is Russian for Venus). Ten probes made it to the surface, and a few functioned briefly after landing. The longest survivor lasted two hours; the shortest, 23 minutes. Photos they snapped before the landers cooked show a barren, dim, and rocky landscape, and a sky that is likely some shade of sulfur yellow.

Volcanoes and tectonic forces appear to have erased most traces of the early surface of Venus. Newer computer models indicate the resurfacing may have happened piecemeal over an extended period of time. The average age of surface features could be as young as 150 million years, with some older surfaces mixed in.

Venus has valleys and high mountains dotted with thousands of volcanoes. Its surface features - most named for both real and mythical women - include Ishtar Terra, a rocky, highland area around the size of Australia near the north pole, and an even larger, South-America-sized region called Aphrodite Terra that stretches across the equator. One mountain reaches 11 kilometers, higher than Mt. Everest. Notably, except for Earth, Venus has by far the fewest impact craters of any rocky planet.

Other notable features of the Venus landscape include:

# Atmosphere

Venus' atmosphere is one of extremes. With the hottest surface in the solar system, apart from the Sun itself, Venus is hotter even than the innermost planet, charbroiled Mercury. The atmosphere is mostly carbon dioxide - the same gas drives the greenhouse effect on both Venus and Earth - with dense clouds composed of sulfuric acid. The atmospheric pressure at the surface measures a crushing 93 times what it is at sea level on Earth. At the surface, the hot, high-pressure carbon dioxide behaves in a corrosive fashion. But higher up in the atmosphere, temperatures and pressure begin to ease.

# Magnetosphere

Even though Venus is similar in size to Earth and has a similar-sized iron core, the planet does not have its own internally generated magnetic field. Instead, Venus has what is known as an induced magnetic field. This weak magnetic field is created by the interaction of the Sun's magnetic field and the planet's outer atmosphere. Ultraviolet light from the Sun excites gases in Venus' outermost atmosphere; these electrically excited gases are called ions, and thus this region is called the ionosphere (Earth has an ionosphere as well). The solar wind - a million-mile-per-hour gale of electrically charged particles streaming continuously from the Sun - carries with it the Sun's magnetic field. When the Sun's magnetic field interacts with the electrically excited ionosphere of Venus, it creates or induces, a magnetic field there. This induced magnetic field envelops the planet and is shaped like an extended teardrop, or the tail of a comet, as the solar wind blows past Venus and outward into the solar system.

# Credits and Notes


vincent_van_gogh

# Vincent van Gogh

Vincent van Gogh (Q5582 on Wikidata) was a master before his time, a mind worth loving but got none in return. During his lifetime, van Gogh was anything but a success, in terms of both his art life (he only sold one painting) and his personal life where he suffered from deep depression and manic episodes.

van Gogh was in and out of mental hospitals during his lifetime and would carry on working regardless, like in January 1889, when he painted a portrait of his doctor, Félix Rey. It's a work that stands out due to the use of colors by van Gogh; in the foreground we see a wonderful view of Félix Rey in a blue jacket, a trimmed mustache and beard and short, black hair.

The background shows a deep green with marvelous yellow curves, red dots inside of black half circles.

This particular painting is noticeable as it shows his Japanising style of painting; it is also noticeable as Doctor Félix Rey and his family were not admirers of the work, finding it ridiculous and unrealistic. The work was used for over ten years to block up a hole in a chicken coop.

It was only after his life was cut short, too short, that people fell in love with his bright and colorful world. Paintings like Starry Night are works of art that will live in the consciousness of anyone who has even a mild interest in the art world.

The rise of the Nazi Party saw much of the artwork being put under the term of Entartete Kunst: Degenerate art. This included Vincent van Gogh, whose art was seized from the Neue Staatsgalerie in Munich.


vire_france

# Vire

VIRE, a town of north-western France, capital of an arrondissement in the department of Calvados, 47 m. S.W. of Caen by rail. Pop. (1906) 6228. Vire stands on an eminence surrounded on three sides by the Vire and crowned by the remains of a 12th-century château. The church of Notre Dame (13th to 15th century), and the picturesque Tour de i'Horloge (13th century), beneath which runs the chief street, are the principal buildings. A library and a small museum with good collections of porcelain, pictures and curiosities, are installed in the town hall (17th and 18th centuries). In the public garden there is a statue of Marshal Jacques Goyon, comte de Matignon (1525–1597); and the native poets C. J. L. Chênedollé and P. L. R. Castel are represented, the former by a marble bust, the latter by a bronze statue. Vire grew up around a castle built in the 12th century by Henry I. of England, and in the middle ages was one of the important strongholds of Normandy. South-west of the town is the gorge called Vaux-de-Vire, in which was situated the mill of Olivier Basselin (15th century), the fuller and reputed author of the satiric songs, hence known as «vaudevilles».

# Credits and Notes


virginia_batter_bread

# Virginia Batter Bread

# Ingredients

# Directions

Put in double boiler 2 cups of milk and 1/2 cup of cream. When this reaches boiling point salt to taste. While stirring constantly sift in 1/2 cup of white corn meal (this is best). Boil 5 minutes still stirring, then add 1 tablespoon of butter and from 2 to 5 well beaten eggs (beaten separately) 1 for each person is a good rule.

Pour into a greased baking dish and bake in a quick oven until brown like a custard. It must be eaten hot with butter and is a good breakfast dish.

# Credits and Notes

This recipe was written by Kate Waller Barrett (credited as «Mrs. K. W. Barrett»; 1857 - 1925; Q6375844 on Wikidata), the American physician, humanitarian, philanthropist, sociologist, social reformer, and co-founder of the National Florence Crittenton Mission.


virginia_fried_oysters

# Virginia Fried Oysters

Make a batter of four tablespoons of sifted flour, one tablespoon of olive oil or melted butter, two well-beaten whites of eggs, one-half teaspoon of salt, and warm water enough to make a batter that will drop easily. Sprinkle the oysters lightly with salt and white pepper orpaprika. Dip in the batter and fry to a golden brown.

Drain, and serve on a hot platter, with slices of lemon around them.

# Credits and Notes

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
- Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745; Q41166 on Wikidata).


voirc

# VoIRC

VoIRC (short for Voice over Internet Relay Chat) is a project that allows users to transmit voice over IRC by encoding a low bitrate audio codec over text. It works better than you would expect despite it being a joke. I like it and more importantly think it's funny. It was created by Adrian Siekierka (asiekierka on GitHub).

Its only glaring flaw is being written in an older version of Nim. While it seems easy enough to install Nim with little destruction to your computer, the builds appear to either randomly break or need library nursing as the march of technological «progress» continues. The use of ncurses is also a ding; I've had issues on some terminals with F12 being recognized.

This is how messages appear to a conventional IRC client (try playing it, though you'll need to strip the newlines):

VoiRC01]TCgTk[]V6WA|&Id1_X..M+@hm(/'*Ts?)iQa^0AT4Nkkk\)OG-\Xvfuk/)
@+>zs_D<J=C#>7,Ym8#4MG/+wda=FSAxgjq>i}m%QpSd:LuxDc$8qzgdT:i]Vx@N)%
ezwL?U2rw"QpHR]Nb;4fQKA#msM.A+F:A@V:8\u1DF>xnakV@<`PZ)XhR^,nw]u&.L
^Bj9A8l>e5a]usf7i~$ns\,0RZ_!<hU<tPug&\Z?3vt<9b($u]igEzZD73'@i~0JgG
(0r58$8c2Isr3LC0T]v*Cy/UdjN>k!q[\vA41+a~5hIO?>lHu>+J(4w:?|*p3Xr~t%
&6^)1@J^pBJk`}wHJ8LGaDJ<Q}TbVUi^]X5ENZJVrW_"X(XcV'dD$GP^lxa+Ne

There are great side effects to text messages being voice: you can splice up audio much like a cassette tape, and conventional IRC logs and bouncers allow conversations to be replayed if missed.

If the links in this file are broken, see the bottom for archive.org URLs, which presumably have a longer life.

# Running

It is possible to run VoIRC without building it by running a compiled build:

  1. Download the provided archive from VoIRC's author (archive links below):

https://asie.pl/files/voirc_build2_linux_x64.zip

  1. Edit launch.sh and change the irc.aspie.pl server and #voirc channel to appropriate values.

  2. Navigate to the directory in a terminal and run the script:

$ ./launch.sh <nick>

  1. Once connected to the server, press F12 to toggle microphone broadcast.

TROUBLESHOOTING: If you receive an error about the required files being missing, I recommend you try and build the project; see instructions below.

# Building

There are two parts that require building: the VoIRC Nim project itself, and then the two libraries (libsoundio and libcodec2) that it depends on.

I have failed to get VoIRC working with my own builds of the two libraries, so I have also included the pre-built versions provided by the author of VoIRC.

The following are complete build instructions.

  1. Because VoIRC requires an older version of Nim, I recommend installing Nim with the official choosenim utility. It only places files in your home folder and can be easily removed after compiling.

Install the Nim version manager, choosenim:

$ curl https://nim-lang.org/choosenim/init.sh -sSf | sh

In every open terminal, add Nim to PATH:

$ export PATH="$HOME/.nimble/bin:$PATH"

Then install 0.19.2 (it will most likely need to compile; ensure you have build tools installed):

$ choosenim 0.19.2

  1. Download the VoIRC source code (if you wish to compile the two libraries, see the instructions below):

https://github.com/asiekierka/voirc

And the libsoundio and libcodec2 builds (disregard the VoIRC build in this case):

https://asie.pl/files/voirc_build2_linux_x64.zip

... or source code:

https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/+archive/primary/+sourcefiles/codec2/0.8.1-2/codec2_0.8.1.orig.tar.xz https://github.com/andrewrk/libsoundio/archive/1.1.0.tar.gz

  1. Ensure you have all the required dependencies; please research the appropriate packages under your distribution:
  1. In the directory containing the VoIRC source code, install the dependencies, answering y to every question:

$ nimble install irc soundio ncurses

TROUBLESHOOTING: If you receive an error about failing to load libcrypto.so or libssl.so, link the latest installed version to the current directory and adjust the library path:

 $ ln -s /usr/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libcrypto.so.3 libcrypto.so.1.1
 $ ln -s /usr/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libssl.so.3 libssl.so.1.1
 $ LD_LIBRARY_PATH=. nimble install irc soundio ncurses
  1. Build the project:

$ make

  1. When running, VoIRC requires libsoundio.so and libcodec2.so to be present in the library path. First, copy the .so files you built (or downloaded) into the same directory where the new voirc build can be found, then run:

$ LD_LIBRARY_PATH=. ./voirc <host> <nick> <channel>

TROUBLESHOOTING: If you receive an error about failing to load libncursesw.so, check the directory of the library file on your system (as root):

 $ ldconfig -p | grep libncurses
 libncursesw.so (libc6,x86-64) => /usr/lib/libncursesw.so

And then update the LD_LIBRARY_PATH to reflect it:

$ LD_LIBRARY_PATH=.:/usr/lib ./voirc <host> <nick> <channel>

# Building libsoundio

libsoundio is a straight forward cmake project, however changes in GCC require that additional flags be used.

  1. Extract the libsoundio source code (URL found above).

  2. In the directory of libsoundio's source code, create the build directory and configure cmake:

 $ mkdir build && cd build
 $ cmake .. -DCMAKE_POLICY_VERSION_MINIMUM=3.5 \
 -DCMAKE_C_FLAGS="-Wno-error=switch"
  1. Build the library:

$ make

  1. Copy the built .so file to the root of VoIRC's source folder and name it libsoundio.so.

# Building libcodec2

libcodec2 is also a straight forward cmake project, however changes in GCC also require that additional flags be used.

  1. Extract the libcodec2 source code (URL found above).

  2. In the directory of libcodec2's source code, create the build directory and configure cmake:

 $ mkdir build && cd build
 $ cmake .. -DCMAKE_POLICY_VERSION_MINIMUM=3.5 \
 -DCMAKE_INSTALL_PREFIX=$HOME/opt/libcodec2 \
 -DCMAKE_C_FLAGS="-Wno-error=incompatible-pointer-types \
 -Wno-error=implicit-function-declaration -fcommon"
  1. Build the library:

$ make

  1. Copy the built .so file to the root of VoIRC's source folder and name it libcodec2.so.

# Archive

If any of the VoIRC URLs are now broken, try this mirror:

https://archive.org/details/voirc_build2_linux_x64

https://archive.org/details/voirc-src-be94145

# Credits and Notes


warez

# Warez

warez: /weirz/, n.

(Q688357 on Wikidata)

Widely used in cracker subcultures to denote cracked version of commercial software, that is versions from which copy-protection has been stripped. Hackers recognize this term but don't use it themselves. See warez d00dz, courier, leech, elite.

# Credits and Notes


when_heat_turns_milk_sour

# When Heat Turns Milk Sour

# Credits and Notes


when_you_meet_a_member_of_the_ku_klux_klan

# When You Meet A Member Of The Ku Klux Klan

When You Meet A Member Of The Ku Klux Klan is the name of a short 1921 poem by Robert Lincoln Poston (1891 - 1924; Q7346901 on Wikidata).

Poston was an African-American and a newspaper editor and journalist, being an activist in Marcus Garvey's Universal Negro Improvement Association (UNIA).

Below is the poem in full:

When you meet a member of the Ku Klux Klan,
Walk right up and hit him like a natural man;
Take no thought of babies he may have at home,
Sympathy's defamed when used upon his dome.

Hit him in the mouth and push his face right in,
Knock him down a flight of steps and pick him up again.

Get your distance from him and then take a running start,
Hit him, brother, hit him, and please hit the scoundrel hard.

Pour some water on him, bring him back to life once more
Think of how he did your folks in the days of long ago;
Make a prayer to heaven for the strength to do the job,
Kick him in the stomach, he, a low, unworthy snob.

Call your wife and baby out to see you have some fun,
Sic your bulldog on him for to see the rascal run.

Head him off before he gets ten paces from your door,
Take a bat of sturdy oak and knock him down once more.

This time you may leave him where he wallows in the sand,
A spent and humble member of the Ku Klux Klan.

# Credits and Notes


wholemeal_pizza

# Wholemeal Pizza

This is a recipe combining two others and adding stuff on top. This is more of an example of possible ingredients, you can replace any of them with others.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cover a baking tray fully with a thin layer of olive oil.
  2. Roll out the dough until it barely fits in the baking tray and place it in there.
  3. Spread the sauce on the pizza.
  4. Add any ingredients you want to add on top of the sauce (cheese last).
  5. Bake the pizza for 10 minutes in the oven at 250°C.
  6. Add any fresh ingredients now.
  7. Cut into slices and serve.

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wholemeal_wheat_flour_pizza_dough

# Wholemeal Wheat Flour Pizza Dough

One serving(~200g dough) should be enough to make a pizza. The dough can be stored in the refrigerator for ~2 days. For it to last longer, it should be stored in the freezer.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine all the ingredients in a bowl and knead into a dough.
  2. Let it rest for ~60 minutes somewhere lukewarm.

# Credits and Notes


wiki_license

# Redirect

Did you mean MDK: License?


wiki_okay_license

# Redirect

Did you mean MDK: Okay Licenses For MDKwiki?


wikidata

# Wikidata

Wikidata (Q2013 on Wikidata; wikidata.org) is a large collaborative Internet project (a sister project of Wikipedia, hosted by Wikimedia Foundation) building a massively huge noncommercial public domain database of information about everything in existence. Well, not literally everything – there are some rules about what can be included that are similar to those on Wikipedia, e.g. notability (you can't add yourself unless you're notable enough, of course you can't add illegal data etc.). Wikidata records data in a form of so called knowledge graph, i.e. it connects items and their properties with statements such as «Earth:location:inner Solar System», creating a mathematical structure called a graph. The whole database is available to anyone for any purpose without any conditions, under CC0!

Wikidata was opened on 2012-10-30. The first data that were stored were links between different language versions of Wikipedia articles, later Wikipedia started to use Wikidata to store information to display in infoboxes in articles and so Wikidata grew and eventually became a database of its own. As of 2022 there is a little over 100 million items, over 1 billion statements and over 20000 active users - the first items added to the database were the Universe, Earth, life, death, human etc.

# Database Structure

The database is a knowledge graph. It stores the following kinds of records:

The most important properties are probably instance of (P31) and subclass of (P279) which put items into sets/classes and establish subsets/subclasses. The instance of attribute says that the item is an individual manifestation of a certain class (just like in object-oriented programming), we can usually substitute is with the word «is», for example Blondi (Q155695, Hitler)'s dog is an instance of dog (Q144); note that an item can be an instance of multiple classes at the same time. The subclass of attribute says that a certain class is a subclass of another, e.g. dog (Q144) is a subclass of pet (Q39201) which is further a subclass of domestic animal (Q622852) etc. Also note that an item can be both an instance and a class.

# How To

Many libraries/APIs/tools exist for accessing wikidata because, unlike shitty corporations who guard and obfuscate their data by force, wikidata provides data in friendly ways – you can even download the whole database dump in several formats including simple ones such as JSON (about 100 GB).

Arguably the easiest way to grab some smaller data is through the online query interface (https://query.wikidata.org/), entering a query (in SPARQL language, similar to SQL) and then clicking download data – you can choose several formats, e.g. JSON or CSV. That can then be processed further with whatever language or tool, be it Python, LibreOffice Calc etc.

BEWARE: the query you enter may easily take a long time to execute and time out, you need to write it nicely which for more complex queries may be difficult if you're not familiar with SPARQL. However wikidata offers online tips on optimization of queries and there are many examples right in the online interface which you can just modify to suit you. Putting a limit on the number of results usually helps, also try to reorder the conditions and so on.

Now finally on to a few actual examples. The first one will show one of the most basic and common queries: just listing items with certain properties, specifically video games of the FPS genre here:

SELECT ?item ?itemLabel ?itemDescription WHERE 
{
  ?item wdt:P31 wd:Q7889.    # item is a video game and
  ?item wdt:P136 wd:Q185029. # item is FPS
  
  # this gets item labels (you can append "Label" or "Description" to any requested variable now):
  SERVICE wikibase:label { bd:serviceParam wikibase:language "[AUTO_LANGUAGE],en". }
}
LIMIT 100 # limit to 100 results, make the query faster

The language is somewhat intuitive, you basically enter conditions and the database then searches for records that satisfy them, but if it looks hard just see some tutorial.

OK, how about some lulz now? Let's search for human races, then count them and compute their average, minimum and maximum height:

SELECT ?race ?raceLabel ?raceDescription (COUNT(?human) AS ?count) (AVG(?height) AS ?averageHeight) (MAX(?height) AS ?maxHeight) (MIN(?height) AS ?minHeight) WHERE
{
  { # subquery for optimization (delaying label retrieval)
    SELECT ?human ?race ?height WHERE
    {
      ?human wdt:P31 wd:Q5.  # is human
      ?human wdt:P172 ?race. # has race

      # has height in centimetres:
      ?human     p:P2048                  ?st1.
      ?st1       psv:P2048                ?vn1.
      ?vn1       wikibase:quantityAmount  ?height.
      ?vn1       wikibase:quantityUnit    wd:Q174728.
    } LIMIT 10000
  }

  SERVICE wikibase:label { bd:serviceParam wikibase:language "[AUTO_LANGUAGE],mul,en". }
} GROUP BY ?race ?raceLabel ?raceDescription ORDER BY DESC(?count)

Currently this returns 331 races, the most frequent (in the database) being «African American» with average height 181 cm, then White Americans (171 cm), White People (167 cm) etc. Now let's shit on privacy and make an NSA style database or people along with personal data such as their names, birth and death dates, causes of death etc.:

SELECT ?human ?humanLabel ?humanDescription ?sexLabel ?birthDate ?birthPlaceLabel ?deathDate ?deathCauseLabel
  WITH
  {
    SELECT ?human ?birthDate ?birthPlace ?sex ?deathDate ?deathCause WHERE
    {
      ?human wdt:P31 wd:Q5.
      ?human wdt:P569 ?birthDate.
      ?human wdt:P19 ?birthPlace.
      ?human wdt:P21 ?sex.
      OPTIONAL { ?human wdt:P570 ?deathDate. }
      OPTIONAL { ?human wdt:P509 ?deathCause. }
      FILTER (?birthDate >= "1000-01-01T00:00:00Z"^^xsd:dateTime)
    } LIMIT 10000
  } AS %data
  WHERE
  {
    INCLUDE %data
    SERVICE wikibase:label { bd:serviceParam wikibase:language "[AUTO_LANGUAGE],mul,en" .
  }
}

Cool, works pretty nicely. Another interesting query may be one about languages, counting their grammatical cases, tenses etc.:

SELECT ?languageLabel ?nativeName ?typeLabel ?countryLabel ?writingLabel ?code1 ?code2 ?speakers ?cases ?tenses ?genders WHERE
{
  {
    SELECT
      ?language
      (MAX(?nn) AS ?nativeName)
      (MAX(?ws) AS ?writing) 
      (MAX(?sp) AS ?speakers)
      (MAX(?c1) AS ?code1)
      (MAX(?c2) AS ?code2)
      (MAX(?ty) AS ?type)
      (MAX(?co) AS ?country)
      ?cases
      ?tenses
      ?genders
    WHERE 
    {
      { ?language wdt:P31 wd:Q33742. } UNION { ?language wdt:P31 wd:Q20162172. } UNION { ?language wdt:P31 wd:Q33215. } # is one of these
      OPTIONAL{?language wdt:P1098 ?sp. }
      OPTIONAL{?language wdt:P1705 ?nn.}
      OPTIONAL{?language wdt:P282 ?ws.}
      OPTIONAL{?language wdt:P218 ?c1.}
      OPTIONAL{?language wdt:P219 ?c2.}
      OPTIONAL{?language wdt:P279 ?ty.}
      OPTIONAL{?language wdt:P2341 ?co.}
      OPTIONAL{ SELECT ?language (COUNT(?tmp) AS ?cases) WHERE { ?language wdt:P2989 ?tmp. } GROUP BY ?language }
      OPTIONAL{ SELECT ?language (COUNT(?tmp) AS ?tenses) WHERE { ?language wdt:P3103 ?tmp. } GROUP BY ?language }
      OPTIONAL{ SELECT ?language (COUNT(?tmp) AS ?genders) WHERE { ?language wdt:P5109 ?tmp. } GROUP BY ?language }
    } GROUP BY ?language ?cases ?tenses ?genders ?countries
   }
  SERVICE wikibase:label { bd:serviceParam wikibase:language "[AUTO_LANGUAGE],mul,en". } # here assign label               
} ORDER BY ?speakers

This currently returns 1309 languages, French with most tenses (21) and Hungarian with most cases (24).

# Credits and Notes


wikipedia

# Wikipedia

Wikipedia (Q52 on Wikidata) is probably one of the most famous of websites - and for good reason. If you search up almost anything online, be it a song, a city, an artist, or an episode of a TV show, it's almost guaranteed that one of the top links - if not the top - will be Wikipedia. This is partly due to search engines like Google paying massive amounts to this online encyclopedia so it can embed zero-click results for things, and YouTube (owned by Google) also sometimes showing a banner at the bottom of videos about a subject, but also thanks to Wikipedia just simply being, at least for the most part, a reliable place to find information.

One of Wikipedia's golden rules is that if you write something, you should have a reliable source for said fact. It's a solid foundation for sure, although false or deliberately misleading information can slip through at times on the side; still, it's a forever-changing and evolving beast. If there's an error, someone will probably edit it or point it out so that other, more advanced Wikipedians can correct said section of an article.

# Did You Know?


wikireader

# WikiReader

In October 2009, Pandigital, as sponsored by Openmoko, came-out with the WikiReader (Q2447967 on Wikidata), an offline, text-only version of the English Wikipedia (along with Wiktionary, Wikiquote, and Project Gutenberg). The device, which was essentially a small white box that showed only text in black and white, was presumably aimed at lower-income families in non-Western countries, along with people who had no access to the Internet. With the starting price of $99 (along with a twice-yearly offline update service delivered via Micro SD card was also available at a cost of $29 per year, pretty much meaning that it would allow the end user to view the latest version of Wikipedia at the time of publication), it could be said that the WikiReader came-out too late, as two years prier in 2007, Apple released their iPhone 1 with the slogan of «This is only the beginning», and it certainly was, as more and more people would now be able to have access to a smartphone that could also visit Wikipedia, along with any other website that they desired, this was helped by the fact that Internet access was growing fast.

Because more and more people would have a phone in their pocket, and also the price, plus the niche and quickly shrinking market, 2014 saw the end of the product, as the project itself was shut down and abandoned for unknown reasons. Existing WikiReaders no longer receive updates to their database, and the only way to get new updates is thanks to independent sellers who offer Micro SD cards with the latest version of Wikipedia - usually the Micro SD card can cost more than what the WikiReader is worth now (around $10).

# Credits and Notes


william_mcgonagall

# William McGonagall

Not everything in the past written down is good, and William McGonagall (Q981978 on Wikidata), «Grand Knight of the Holy Order of the White Elephant Burmah», is a big example of that. Born in 1825, he would write about 200 poems in his lifetime, many of them regarded as the worst poems. Despite this, I do admire how, even when being mocked, McGonagall still pushed through.

One of his most famous poems would be about the 1879 Tay Bridge disaster, where 59 were known to have died. Below is an extract of the poem. Note that he got the number of dead very wrong.

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay! Alas! I am very sorry to say That ninety lives have been taken away On the last Sabbath day of 1879, Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

'Twas about seven o'clock at night, And the wind it blew with all its might, And the rain came pouring down, And the dark clouds seem'd to frown, And the Demon of the air seem'd to say- «I'll blow down the Bridge of Tay.»

When the train left Edinburgh The passengers' hearts were light and felt no sorrow, But Boreas blew a terrific gale, Which made their hearts for to quail, And many of the passengers with fear did say- «I hope God will send us safe across the Bridge of Tay.»

But when the train came near to Wormit Bay, Boreas he did loud and angry bray, And shook the central girders of the Bridge of Tay On the last Sabbath day of 1879, Which will be remember'd for a very long time.


winter_risotto

# Winter Risotto

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Combine vegetable broth in a medium pot. Cover and bring to a gentle boil over medium heat. While broth comes to a boil, peel and mince/grate the garlic. Roughly chop the spinach. Thinly slice mushrooms.
  2. Heat a large non-stick pan over medium heat. When hot, add the butter, onions, leeks, and mushrooms. Season with salt. Cook, stirring occasionally, until softened (2-3 mins). Add rice, garlic, and vinegar. Cook, stirring constantly until fragrant (1-2 min).
  3. Add 1 cup broth from the medium pot to the pan with rice. Stir until broth has been absorbed by rice. Continue adding broth 1 cup at a time, stirring regularly, until liquid is absorbed, the texture is creamy and the rice is tender (28-30 mins).
  4. While risotto cooks, add tomatoes and a tablespoon of oil to a parchment-lined baking sheet. Season with salt and pepper, then toss to coat. Roast on the middle rack of the oven until tomatoes start to burst (10-11 mins).
  5. When the last cup of broth has been absorbed and rice is tender and creamy, add Parmesan and spinach to risotto. Stir until spinach wilts (3-4 mins). Stir in roasted tomatoes. Divide risotto between bowls. Sprinkle walnuts over top.

# Credits and Notes


wirths_law

# Wirth's law

Wirth's law (Q1516845 on Wikidata) states that software becomes slower more quickly than hardware gets faster. It is named after computer scientist Niklaus Wirth (1934–2024; Q92604), who first stated it in his 1995 article A Plea for Lean Software. It is considered as a software-related specialization of the Jevons paradox.

# Credits and Notes


world_factbook

# The World Factbook

The World Factbook is the name of a now (at least publicly) discontinued project by the United States government, running from 1962 until 2026 - the book, later website, gives an overview of every country and territory1, often giving a short history of the location, what the major religions are, the ethnicities of those who live there and breaking down other information from what currency is used to whatever the top level domain name is.

The project was spearheaded by the CIA for government members, so a lot of the information can be rather dull to read, but still, it can be an interesting look into how the USA views parts of the world.

In 2026, the project was axed, with the CIA announcing that the project had «sunset»2:

Over many decades, The World Factbook evolved from a classified to unclassified, hardcopy to electronic product that added new categories, and even new global entities. The original classified publication, titled The National Basic Intelligence Factbook, launched in 1962. The first unclassified companion version was issued in 1971. A decade later it was renamed The World Factbook. In 1997, The World Factbook went digital and debuted to a worldwide audience on CIA.gov, where it garnered millions of views each year.

This announcement was a suprise to many as no warning was given and the announcement had no explanation as to why the project would end.

Despite this, thanks to the work being made by the CIA, it is automatically in the public domain, so a number of mirrors and continuation projects have been made over years, such as with CIA World Factbook Archive and OpenFactBook.

# Credits and Notes


world_wide_web

# World Wide Web

World Wide Web (WWW) is a network of interconnected electronic documents, so called webpages or websites, that exists on the Internet. Websites have addresses (such as www.example.com) and are viewed with programs called web browsers. WWW is not synonymous with Internet, but it is probably its best known service so people sometimes think they are the same.

# Credits and Notes


yibin_burning_noodles

# Yibin Burning Noodles

This is a dry noodle dish from the town of Yibin in Sichuan, China.

# Ingredients

# Yibin Chili Oil

# Noodles

# Directions

# Yibin Chili Oil

  1. Add ground chilies to a heat-proof jar or bowl.
  2. Heat rapeseed oil (or Chinese peanut oil) over medium heat until lightly smoking at approximately 230°C for 2 minutes.
  3. Turn off heat and let oil cool down to about 150°C.
  4. Turn flame back to medium and add ginger, cassia bark, star anise, black cardamom, Sichuan peppercorn and chopped walnut pieces.
  5. Simmer for 10 minutes.
  6. Ensure the oil is approximately 150°C
  7. Pour oil through a strainer onto the ground chilies.
  8. Stir thoroughly.
  9. Add the melted pork lard.
  10. Stir thoroughly.

# Noodles

  1. Boil the noodles for approximately 1 minute (slightly past al dente).
  2. Strain the noodles thoroughly.
  3. Add all the sauces and oils from the «Noodles» ingredients list.
  4. Top with the remaining ingredients.

# Credits and Notes


yogurt

# Yogurt

# Ingredients

# Directions

# Credits and Notes


yogurt_cake

# Yogurt cake

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Beat the yolks with the sugar.
  2. Add the butter and stir until uniform.
  3. Add the flour. You may sieve it to prevent lumps. Stir until uniform.
  4. Add the yogurt and stir until uniform.
  5. Beat the albumens in another bowl, then add them to the compound and stir until uniform.
  6. The compound should now be thick, but still liquid enough to be poured. If it's too thick, you may adjust it by adding yogurt or milk.
  7. Add the yeast and stir.
  8. Pour into a mould. If you want to add fruit, cut it to small pieces or slices and add it after 2/3 of the compound, then cover with the remaining. Alternatively, you may add it on top: it will sink during cooking.
  9. You may now sprinkle powdered sugar on top, to create a thin, sweet crust
  10. Cook in pre-heated oven at 180 °C. This will take about 45 minutes, but start checking frequently after 30.

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yorkshire_puddings

# Yorkshire Puddings

Basically the northern England equivalent of the french pancake ( a means to make use of extra flour when you didn't have enough for bread ). They go well with Sunday Roasts. Puddings may be preserved in freezer for up to a month.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 230°C / gas mark 8.
  2. Drizzle oil into 24 ‘cupcake tin' slots. (The pans you make cupcakes in). Heat in oven.
  3. Pour flour into bowl.
  4. Whisk eggs, add to bowl.
  5. Add milk to bowl in small amounts, beating/whisking after each addition. Until there are no lumps in the batter. You may season with salt & pepper.
  6. Tip batter into a jug so that you may pour into the cupcake pan slots evenly and carefully.
  7. Bake undisturbed ( opening oven will impede the rising ), until the puddings have puffed up and browned.

Originally published at https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/best-yorkshire-puddings

# Credits and Notes


zaatar

# Zaatar

This is a traditional Palestinian-Lebanese way of making Zaatar. It can be then eaten by dipping bread in olive oil and in the Zaatar or as part of another recipe. Will hold for a long time in the pantry. This recipe scales for larger amounts so long you preserve the ratios.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Lightly roast the sesame in a wide pan until it get a golden brown color.
  2. Wait for the sesame to completely cool down.
  3. Mix everything together, starting from the Zaatar and sesame while adjusting the Sumac (optionally citric acid) and salt to taste.
  4. Store in an airtight jar or container.

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zaatar_chicken_bulgur_bowls

# Za'atar Chicken Bulghur Bowls

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 450F. Add 1 1/2 cup water and 1/4 tsp salt to a medium pot. Cover and bring to a boil over high heat. While water comes to a boil, cut tomato into 1/4» pieces. Zest and juice the lemon.
  2. Add garlic and bulghur to the boiling water. Stir to combine, remove pot from heat, cover, and let stand until bulghur is tender and liquid is absorbed (15 mins).
  3. While bulghur rehydrates, pat chicken dry and season with Za'atar spice blend, salt, and pepper. Heat a large non-stick pan over medium-high heat. Add 1/2 tsp oil, then the chicken. Sear until golden-brown. Transfer chicken to a sheet and bake on the middle rack in the oven until chicken is cooked through (10-12 mins)
  4. Meanwhile, whisk together vinegar, lemon juice, lemon zest, 1 tsp oil, and 1/2 tsp salt in a small bowl. Set aside.
  5. When bulghur is done, fluff with a fork. Add olives, spinach, tomatoes, and half the dressing to the pot. Season with salt and pepper, then stir to combine.
  6. Thinly slice chicken. Divide bulghur salad between plates, then top with chicken. Sprinkle with feta and drizzle remaining dressing over top.

# Credits and Notes


zap

# zap

1. n. Spiciness.

2. vt. To make food spicy.

3. vt. To make someone ‘suffer' by making his food spicy. (Most hackers love spicy food. Hot-and-sour soup is considered wimpy unless it makes you wipe your nose for the rest of the meal.) See zapped.

4. vt. To modify, usually to correct; esp. used when the action is performed with a debugger or binary patching tool. Also implies surgical precision. «Zap the debug level to 6 and run it again.» In the IBM mainframe world, binary patches are applied to programs or to the OS with a program called ‘superzap', whose file name is ‘IMASPZAP' (possibly contrived from I M A SuPerZAP).

5. vt. To erase or reset.

6. To fry a chip with static electricity. «Uh oh - I think that lightning strike may have zapped the disk controller.»

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zapped

# zapped

zapped: adj.

Spicy. This term is used to distinguish between food that is hot (in temperature) and food that is spicy-hot. For example, the Chinese appetizer Bon Bon Chicken is a kind of chicken salad that is cold but zapped; by contrast, vanilla wonton soup is hot but not zapped. See also oriental food, laser chicken. See zap, senses 1 and 2.

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zarangollo

# Zarangollo

Simple veggie starter/side dish from Murcia (Southeastern Spain)

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut onion in julienne (a third or half of an onion ring)
  2. Cut the eggplant in slices or chunks that can fit in a teaspoon
  3. Add oil to a pan (not a shallow one, wide and a bit deep is ideal if you have one) until it barely covers the vegetables
  4. Cook and stir in medium heat until they are tender, caramelized and translucent
  5. Kick up the heat to give them a crispy touch, but not for long
  6. (Optional) Turn off the heat and crack open an egg on top
  7. (Optional) Let the residual heat cook the egg. If it breaks just scramble it, the recipe doesn't call for anything fancy
  8. You can serve the dish with that oil (provided it is not burnt) or keep it for cooking other stuff

# Credits and Notes


zawinskis_law

# Zawinski's Law

«Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.» Coined by Jamie Zawinski (who called it the «Law of Software Envelopment») to express his belief that all truly useful programs experience pressure to evolve into toolkits and application platforms (the mailer thing, he says, is just a side effect of that). It is commonly cited, though with widely varying degrees of accuracy.

# Credits and Notes


zbeba

# zbeba

zbeba: n.

[USENET] The word ‘moron' in rot13. Used to describe newbies who are behaving with especial cluelessness.

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zen

# zen

zen: vt.

To figure out something by meditation or by a sudden flash of enlightenment. Originally applied to bugs, but occasionally applied to problems of life in general. «How'd you figure out the buffer allocation problem?» «Oh, I zenned it.» Contrast grok, which connotes a time-extended version of zenning a system. Compare hack mode. See also guru.

# Credits and Notes


zero

# zero

zero: vt.

1. To set to 0. Usually said of small pieces of data, such as bits or words (esp. in the construction zero out).

2. To erase; to discard all data from. Said of disks and directories, where ‘zeroing' need not involve actually writing zeroes throughout the area being zeroed. One may speak of something being logically zeroed rather than being physically zeroed. See scribble.

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zero_content

# zero-content

zero-content: adj.

Syn. content-free.

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zero_one_Infinity_rule

# Zero-One-Infinity Rule

Zero-One-Infinity Rule: prov.

«Allow none of foo, one of foo, or any number of foo.» A rule of thumb for software design, which instructs one to not place random limits on the number of instances of a given entity (such as: windows in a window system, letters in an OS's filenames, etc.). Specifically, one should either disallow the entity entirely, allow exactly one instance (an «exception»), or allow as many as the user wants - address space and memory permitting.

The logic behind this rule is that there are often situations where it makes clear sense to allow one of something instead of none. However, if one decides to go further and allow N (for N > 1), then why not N+1? And if N+1, then why not N+2, and so on? Once above 1, there's no excuse not to allow any N; hence, infinity.

Many hackers recall in this connection Isaac Asimov's SF novel The Gods Themselves in which a character announces that the number 2 is impossible - if you're going to believe in more than one universe, you might as well believe in an infinite number of them.

# Credits and Notes


zeroth

# zeroth

zeroth: /zee´rohth/, adj.

First. Among software designers, comes from C's and LISP's 0-based indexing of arrays. Hardware people also tend to start counting at 0 instead of 1; this is natural since, e.g., the 256 states of 8 bits correspond to the binary numbers 0, 1, ..., 255 and the digital devices known as counters count in this way.

Hackers and computer scientists often like to call the first chapter of a publication ‘Chapter 0', especially if it is of an introductory nature (one of the classic instances was in the First Edition of K&R). In recent years this trait has also been observed among many pure mathematicians (who have an independent tradition of numbering from 0). Zero-based numbering tends to reduce fencepost errors, though it cannot eliminate them entirely.

# Credits and Notes


zigamorph

# zigamorph

zigamorph: /zig'@·morf/, n.

1. Hex FF (11111111) when used as a delimiter or fence character. Usage: primarily at IBM shops.

2. [proposed] n. The Unicode non-character U+FFFF (1111111111111111), a character code which is not assigned to any character, and so is usable as end-of-string. (Unicode is a 16-bit character code intended to cover all of the world's writing systems, including Latin, Greek, Cyrillic, Chinese, hiragana, katakana, Devanagari, Thai, Laotian and many other scripts - support for elvish is planned for a future release).

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zip

# zip

zip: vt.

[primarily MS-DOS/Windows] To create a compressed archive from a group of files using PKWare's PKZIP or a compatible archiver. Its use is spreading now that portable implementations of the algorithm have been written. Commonly used as follows: «I'll zip it up and send it to you.» See tar and feather.

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zipperhead

# zipperhead

zipperhead: n.

[IBM] A person with a closed mind.

# Credits and Notes


zombie

# zombie

zombie: n.

1. [Unix] A process that has died but has not yet relinquished its process table slot (because the parent process hasn't executed a wait(2) for it yet). These can be seen in ps(1) listings occasionally. Compare orphan.

2. A machine, especially someone's home box, that has been cracked and is being used as part of a second-stage attack by miscreants trying to mask their home IP address. Especially used of machines being exploited in large gangs for a mechanized denial-of-service attack like Tribe Flood Network; the image that goes with this is of a veritable army of zombies mindlessly doing the bidding of a necromancer.

# Credits and Notes


zopf

# Zopf

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Cut or tear up butter and put in skillet with milk on low heat (This is so the ingredients are not too clod, temperature should not exceed 31 C).
  2. Put the flour in a large bow with the yeast, salt, milk and butter.
  3. Mix and kneed for at least 15 minutes making sure to stretch the dough a lot.
  4. Let the dough rest in a warm spot for at least one hour (temperature should not be higher than 31 C).
  5. Start heating an oven at 200 C (no need to preheat, it will be a good temperature once you are done braiding)
  6. Cut the dough in two or three sections (different according to region), then stretch and roll into long pieces.
  7. Braid the strips, place on a parchment lined baking sheet and brush down with a beaten egg.
  8. Bake for 30 minutes testing with a wooden skewer in the widest part when done. IF the skewer comes out clean, you are done, if not add 5 minutes and repeat.
  9. Wait for the bread to cool before cutting.

# Credits and Notes


zorch

# zorch

zorch: /zorch/

1. [TMRC] v. To attack with an inverse heat sink.

2. [TMRC] v. To travel, with v approaching c [that is, with velocity approaching lightspeed -ESR].

3. [MIT] v. To propel something very quickly. «The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network.»

4. [MIT] n. Influence. Brownie points. Good karma. The intangible and fuzzy currency in which favors are measured. «I'd rather not ask him for that just yet; I think I've used up my quota of zorch with him for the week.»

5. [MIT] n. Energy, drive, or ability. «I think I'll punt that change for now; I've been up for 30 hours and I've run out of zorch.»

6. [MIT] v. To flunk an exam or course.

A track called Zorch was the B-side of a single called Captain Hideous, released by novelty artist Nervous Norvous in 1955. Norvous was heavily influemced by a radio comedian named Red Blanchard; the word «zorch» appears to have been coined on Blanchard's show in the early 1950s. The word itself had no meaning, but there where compounds using it that did - «zorch cow», for example, was a variant of the Chicago-area slang «black cow» for a root beer float.

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zork

# Zork

Zork (Q226736 on Wikidata): /zork/, n.

The second of the great early experiments in computer fantasy gaming; see ADVENT. Originally written on MIT-DM during 1977-1979, later distributed with BSD Unix (as a patched, sourceless RT-11 FORTRAN binary; see retrocomputing and commercialized as ‘The Zork Trilogy' by Infocom. The FORTRAN source was later rewritten for portability and released to Usenet under the name «Dungeon». Both FORTRAN «Dungeon» and translated C versions are available at many FTP sites; the commercial Zork trilogy is available at http://www.ifarchive.org/. See also grue.

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zorkmid

# zorkmid

zorkmid: /zork´mid/, n.

The canonical unit of currency in hacker-written games. This originated in Zork but has spread to nethack and is referred to in several other games.

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zurich_sytle_meat_saute

# Zurich-Style Meat Saute

Originally called «Züri Gschnätzlets» (Zurich chopped) from the city of Zurich in Switzerland, this is a tasty and practical recipe from simple ingredients. You can use any kind of meat really, depending on your taste. Very traditionally, finely sliced liver and kidney is also mixed in with the meat and mushrooms.

# Ingredients

# Directions

  1. Fry the meat in butter at high heat until it starts loosing liquid.
  2. Take the meat out of the pan and set aside.
  3. Saute the onions.
  4. Add the mushrooms, saute, then add a tbsp of flour and mix well. The flour will make the sauce thicker, so use carfully.
  5. Add the white wine and let it boil for a few minutes.
  6. Add cream, boil until the sauce is very creamy.
  7. Add the meat, boil until the meat is warm.
  8. Add parsley, and serve.

Serve with Rösti or other traditional Swiss dish.

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