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# Shit

Shit (also poop, feces, excrement, poopoo, 💩; Q519 on Wikidata) is what comes out of your arse when you go to the toilet. Oh, how wonderful!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was seemly obsessed with the stuff, making a reference to ass eating in one of his songs («Difficile lectu» with the lyrics «Leck du mich im Arsch», you don't need to know German to read that) as well as strangest of all, sending a letter to his cousin and possible love-interest Maria Anna Thekla Mozart with this as the contents:

Well, I wish you good night, but first,
Shit in your bed and make it burst.
Sleep soundly, my love
Into your mouth your arse you'll shove.

What a guy.

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• The toilet paper ASCII art and some text was made by Drummyfish for the LRS Wiki, CC0.

This page was last edited on 2026-09-25 02:04:49.

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